Bamboo horses can't always catch up
Chapter 2
Lang Yi put the schoolbag on the table, let Gu Tong go in and sit down first, and after he sat down, he suddenly looked down at the envelope in the belly of the table, he looked around, took out the envelope and threw it away, and then put Dove Take it out and hand it to Gu Tong: "Do you want to eat?"
Gu Tong's eyes were fixed, and just as he reached out to take it, he suddenly withdrew his hand and threw it into the trash can without any mistakes, and said with a smile, "I won't give it to you."
Gu Tong snorted, "Childish."
Lang Yi tilted his head to look at Gu Tong through the cover of his schoolbag, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "You can only eat the chocolate I bought."
Gu Tong didn't understand.
Long Yi said: "Chocolate represents sweet love."
Gu Tong looked shyly at him quickly.
Gu Tong is now the monitor of the class. Although Lang Yi ranks second in grades, he has done nothing. He is responsible for doing chores for Gu Tong.
Gu Tong went to the teacher's office to get the homework book, and gave him half of it. Gu Tong had a good memory and quickly sent out his own half. Lang Yi was not so good, and he just leaned on anyone's desk and yelled at anyone he didn't know. : "Zhang Luoqi! Which one?"
A boy in the last row stood up: "Here."
Lang Yi was puzzled: "Are you new here?"
The boy was annoyed: "I came here on the same day as you."
"Sorry." Lang Yi smiled and handed him the notebook.
Gu Tong couldn't stand it anymore, ran over to grab the rest of the notebook and sent it directly.
Because they were also sitting in the back row, Lang Yi greeted Zhang Luoqi through the corridor in front of the desk after sitting back: "I was really sorry just now."
"It's okay." Zhang Luoqi was very cheerful, and the two of them quickly became familiar with each other.Boys' friendships are always established very quickly. By the time Gu Tong returned to his seat, the two had already made an appointment to go to the basketball court together after school.
Gu Tong gave Lang Yi a push: "I still have to do my homework when I get home."
"I'll get you a table for the basketball court, and you sit there and do your homework."
"I..." Gu Tong said in a low voice, "I still want to broadcast the lecture live."
Now there are a lot of live broadcasters on the Internet. Gu Tong started to like a grandma who eats live, and later found out by Lang Yi, who scolded him for being boring and said: "You can also start live broadcasts these days, why don't you just go live and talk about it?" Got the question."
He was just joking, but Gu Tong didn't expect Gu Tong to take it seriously. His profile is: I am not a top student, and I also have questions that I don't know. I hope you can communicate more.
In this way, Gu Tong opened a Weibo account, registered an account at Station X, and started his lecturing career very seriously.
When Lang Yi knew about this, he was extremely shocked. He secretly ran to watch Gu Tong's live broadcast, and he was relieved. Fortunately, Gu Tong did not show his face, otherwise he would definitely Has already become a big Internet celebrity.
But even so, after two consecutive years, his fans are about to break through the million mark, and Gu Tong also promised that there will be benefits after the number of Weibo fans reaches one million.
Of course, these millions of fans are not all here for his lecture topic, many people are here for nympho, looking at his exposed hands, neck, and the bear pajamas he is casually wearing, all these are cute and boring The aunts screamed.
Gu Tong talked about multiple subjects, such as physics, politics, English, mathematics, and Chinese... As long as fans can raise it, he will answer it seriously, even if it is some boring topics.
Gu Tong is a child who was born with a fan base. He made headlines when he was born. When he was young, he participated in the program "Baby Don't Make Trouble".Fortunately, Wen Yue accepted it as soon as she saw it. In order not to be disturbed in her life, after Gu Tong was five years old, she stopped taking random videos of her son and uploaded them. She just hid them in her phone and looked through them occasionally.
Seeing Lang Yi's embarrassed face, Gu Tong was embarrassed to force him, and hurriedly said: "Why don't I go back by myself, you play your tricks."
Lang Yi made a decision: "We will go back at 06:30."
Gu Tong hurriedly nodded.
Gu Tong's only friend is Lang Yi. This is because he was kidnapped when he was young. Because of Wen Yue and Gu Qifeng's status in the entertainment industry, he offended many jealous artists. Fortunately, Gu Tong did not What hurts, but even so, Wen Yue still forbids him to make friends casually, and does not allow him to tell others the names of his parents.
Gu Tong was afraid of being coveted about his privacy, so he didn't make friends at all, and he comforted himself by saying: One confidant is enough.
What Gu Tong didn't expect was that there were so many people watching Lang Yi playing basketball. He sat in front of the iron net and read a book for a while, and gradually his head got dizzy from the screams of the girls, so he simply put down the book and rested his chin to read to the field.
Lang Yi has a mother who has won an Olympic gold medal, so he has been cultivated with sportsmanship since he was a child. He has been praised in elementary school physical education class all the year round, and won the first place in a junior high school basketball friendly match. Now he is also able to do a job with ease on the court, with a handsome face and a straight face. Body, no wonder the girls want to scream.
The players of the two teams played fiercely, but Lang Yi suddenly left the field. He wiped the sweat from his brow, and Zhang Luoqi called him: "Leave now?"
"Stop playing, continue another day." Lang Yi waved his hand, lifted his T-shirt and wiped his face, dodged the water handed by the girls, walked straight towards Gu Tong, took the water from his hand and poured it down , asked: "What time is it?"
Gu Tong looked at the time, it was exactly 06:30.
He raised his head and said, "Why don't you go play for a while."
Lang Yi bared his teeth and smiled: "The most important thing is to be with you."
He picked up his schoolbag, his sweat rolled out in a crystal arc under the setting sun, and a frivolous smile appeared on his handsome face: "Let's go, little brother."
Gu Tong's heart skipped a beat, he grabbed his schoolbag and followed his footsteps, saying, "You really don't want to play anymore?"
Lang Yi stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around his shoulders, the smell of sweat made Gu Tong's face flush suddenly, he forced himself to be calm and followed Lang Yi's footsteps, and heard him repeat seriously: "The most important thing is to be with my little brother."
Gu Tong poked his waist: "Stop calling me that."
Lang Yi dragged his bicycle out of the shed, Gu Tong stepped up and sat down, and supported his waist with one hand.After turning around twice, the car moved forward steadily.
The setting sun in the sky gradually dimmed until it completely disappeared, and the two finally arrived at the door of the house.
Lang Yi supported the car with one foot, and suddenly asked: "Are you used to this car?"
"I've been sitting in junior high school until now, can I not get used to it?" Gu Tong gave him a strange look, and said, "I'll go in first."
Lang Yi thought for a while: "I'll go back and take a shower, and I'll come to you later."
"Ok."
The sister-in-law at home had already prepared the meal, and after Gu Tong finished eating, she greeted her grandparents who lived downstairs, and ran upstairs three steps at a time.
He has strong self-control. He took a shower and finished his homework before turning on the computer to prepare for the live broadcast. After posting the URL on Weibo, he bent the camera and aimed at the pen and paper in his hand. Then he coughed lightly and said: "Hello everyone, I'm not a top student, I just started school recently, and I'm adapting to the new high school life, so the schedule is tight..."?
He carefully looked at the questions scrolling on the screen, moved his hands, wrote the question on it, and then solved the question on the paper while speaking, explaining his thinking policy every step of the solution.
A series of subtitles frantically rolled across the screen: "The sound is so beautiful~~"
"Mom asked me why my screen was so dirty!"
"Beautiful hands! Beautiful handwriting! Beautiful voice! He is also a top student!! How can there be such a perfect boy in the world!!"
"Ahhhhhh aesthetic domineering ball showing his face!!"
"Hand-controlled screenshot~~~~~"~
"Xue Bajun! Your Weibo fans are only ten million away! Are you ready to give everyone any benefits???"
"Damn it, I just brushed it! It's passed!!"?
After Gu Tong finished speaking on a topic, he realized that his screen had been swiped by millions of benefits. When he was thinking about how to deal with it, Lang Yi suddenly put his hands on his sides, put his lips next to his ear and smiled, "Student Do Bajun want to explode the photo?"
Gu Tong shrank his neck, blushed, and hurriedly hissed.
The onlookers saw that the hand under the camera suddenly bent, and the fans immediately exploded, and the barrage on the screen rolled quickly: "Who?!"
"Fuck, this voice is beautiful!!"
"Paralyzing male divine voice!!! Clear and beautiful!!"
"Suddenly I feel that our Xuebajun's voice is so soft and comfortable~"~
"Forgive my brain hole can't stop~~~~!!!"
"You nympho! Didn't you hear what the male god voice said?!"
"Fuck, we all ignored it!!"
"That's right, Master Xueba, do you want to explode the photo!! Let's explode the photo!!"
……
Gu Tong coughed and said, "I'm sorry, it's ten o'clock, and I have to rest on time. See you in the next live broadcast."
"Wait! Master Xueba, are you sleeping with the male god voice?"
Gu Tong withdrew from the live broadcast, but the computer, which was not cheap, suddenly froze at this moment, and the last words appeared in front of the two of them so embarrassingly, Gu Tong kicked off the power supply in fright, and suddenly stood up.
Lang Yi escaped quickly this time, without being hit by his head on his chin, but Gu Tong suddenly turned around, and he immediately realized... Lang Yi's hands were still on his table.
Is this the legendary "table, boom"? ...
Gu Tong hastily pushed him, but didn't push... embarrassing.
Lang Yi tilted his head and said, "What does Gongshou mean?"
"Huh?" Gu Tong was stunned, "What?"
"What you said on the screen just now."
Gu Tong: "..."
He didn't remember the word Rolling over Gongshou on the screen!
As a two-dimensional otaku, Gu Tong certainly knew what this meant, and he explained softly: "It's just..."
Lang Yi suddenly approached him, their lips were almost touching, Gu Tong subconsciously wrinkled his nose, a little at a loss.
Lang Yi's breath was close to the tip of his nose, and Gu Tong's heart jumped again inexplicably, but Lang Yi suddenly withdrew his body and said, "Your camera fell down, so I helped it."
Gu Tong: "..."
Lang Yi looked at the fine beads of sweat on the tip of his white jade nose, and asked softly, "What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing." Seeing him leave, Gu Tong heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly followed: "What are you doing here?"
"Didn't I just say I came to play with you after taking a shower?"
"But I'm going to sleep."
"I told my mother that I will sleep with you today."
Gu Tong was puzzled: "Why?"
"Why else, sleep with you."
Gu Tong was startled: "..."
The author has something to say: Second update...
☆、Chapter 3
Gu Tong's eyes were fixed, and just as he reached out to take it, he suddenly withdrew his hand and threw it into the trash can without any mistakes, and said with a smile, "I won't give it to you."
Gu Tong snorted, "Childish."
Lang Yi tilted his head to look at Gu Tong through the cover of his schoolbag, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "You can only eat the chocolate I bought."
Gu Tong didn't understand.
Long Yi said: "Chocolate represents sweet love."
Gu Tong looked shyly at him quickly.
Gu Tong is now the monitor of the class. Although Lang Yi ranks second in grades, he has done nothing. He is responsible for doing chores for Gu Tong.
Gu Tong went to the teacher's office to get the homework book, and gave him half of it. Gu Tong had a good memory and quickly sent out his own half. Lang Yi was not so good, and he just leaned on anyone's desk and yelled at anyone he didn't know. : "Zhang Luoqi! Which one?"
A boy in the last row stood up: "Here."
Lang Yi was puzzled: "Are you new here?"
The boy was annoyed: "I came here on the same day as you."
"Sorry." Lang Yi smiled and handed him the notebook.
Gu Tong couldn't stand it anymore, ran over to grab the rest of the notebook and sent it directly.
Because they were also sitting in the back row, Lang Yi greeted Zhang Luoqi through the corridor in front of the desk after sitting back: "I was really sorry just now."
"It's okay." Zhang Luoqi was very cheerful, and the two of them quickly became familiar with each other.Boys' friendships are always established very quickly. By the time Gu Tong returned to his seat, the two had already made an appointment to go to the basketball court together after school.
Gu Tong gave Lang Yi a push: "I still have to do my homework when I get home."
"I'll get you a table for the basketball court, and you sit there and do your homework."
"I..." Gu Tong said in a low voice, "I still want to broadcast the lecture live."
Now there are a lot of live broadcasters on the Internet. Gu Tong started to like a grandma who eats live, and later found out by Lang Yi, who scolded him for being boring and said: "You can also start live broadcasts these days, why don't you just go live and talk about it?" Got the question."
He was just joking, but Gu Tong didn't expect Gu Tong to take it seriously. His profile is: I am not a top student, and I also have questions that I don't know. I hope you can communicate more.
In this way, Gu Tong opened a Weibo account, registered an account at Station X, and started his lecturing career very seriously.
When Lang Yi knew about this, he was extremely shocked. He secretly ran to watch Gu Tong's live broadcast, and he was relieved. Fortunately, Gu Tong did not show his face, otherwise he would definitely Has already become a big Internet celebrity.
But even so, after two consecutive years, his fans are about to break through the million mark, and Gu Tong also promised that there will be benefits after the number of Weibo fans reaches one million.
Of course, these millions of fans are not all here for his lecture topic, many people are here for nympho, looking at his exposed hands, neck, and the bear pajamas he is casually wearing, all these are cute and boring The aunts screamed.
Gu Tong talked about multiple subjects, such as physics, politics, English, mathematics, and Chinese... As long as fans can raise it, he will answer it seriously, even if it is some boring topics.
Gu Tong is a child who was born with a fan base. He made headlines when he was born. When he was young, he participated in the program "Baby Don't Make Trouble".Fortunately, Wen Yue accepted it as soon as she saw it. In order not to be disturbed in her life, after Gu Tong was five years old, she stopped taking random videos of her son and uploaded them. She just hid them in her phone and looked through them occasionally.
Seeing Lang Yi's embarrassed face, Gu Tong was embarrassed to force him, and hurriedly said: "Why don't I go back by myself, you play your tricks."
Lang Yi made a decision: "We will go back at 06:30."
Gu Tong hurriedly nodded.
Gu Tong's only friend is Lang Yi. This is because he was kidnapped when he was young. Because of Wen Yue and Gu Qifeng's status in the entertainment industry, he offended many jealous artists. Fortunately, Gu Tong did not What hurts, but even so, Wen Yue still forbids him to make friends casually, and does not allow him to tell others the names of his parents.
Gu Tong was afraid of being coveted about his privacy, so he didn't make friends at all, and he comforted himself by saying: One confidant is enough.
What Gu Tong didn't expect was that there were so many people watching Lang Yi playing basketball. He sat in front of the iron net and read a book for a while, and gradually his head got dizzy from the screams of the girls, so he simply put down the book and rested his chin to read to the field.
Lang Yi has a mother who has won an Olympic gold medal, so he has been cultivated with sportsmanship since he was a child. He has been praised in elementary school physical education class all the year round, and won the first place in a junior high school basketball friendly match. Now he is also able to do a job with ease on the court, with a handsome face and a straight face. Body, no wonder the girls want to scream.
The players of the two teams played fiercely, but Lang Yi suddenly left the field. He wiped the sweat from his brow, and Zhang Luoqi called him: "Leave now?"
"Stop playing, continue another day." Lang Yi waved his hand, lifted his T-shirt and wiped his face, dodged the water handed by the girls, walked straight towards Gu Tong, took the water from his hand and poured it down , asked: "What time is it?"
Gu Tong looked at the time, it was exactly 06:30.
He raised his head and said, "Why don't you go play for a while."
Lang Yi bared his teeth and smiled: "The most important thing is to be with you."
He picked up his schoolbag, his sweat rolled out in a crystal arc under the setting sun, and a frivolous smile appeared on his handsome face: "Let's go, little brother."
Gu Tong's heart skipped a beat, he grabbed his schoolbag and followed his footsteps, saying, "You really don't want to play anymore?"
Lang Yi stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around his shoulders, the smell of sweat made Gu Tong's face flush suddenly, he forced himself to be calm and followed Lang Yi's footsteps, and heard him repeat seriously: "The most important thing is to be with my little brother."
Gu Tong poked his waist: "Stop calling me that."
Lang Yi dragged his bicycle out of the shed, Gu Tong stepped up and sat down, and supported his waist with one hand.After turning around twice, the car moved forward steadily.
The setting sun in the sky gradually dimmed until it completely disappeared, and the two finally arrived at the door of the house.
Lang Yi supported the car with one foot, and suddenly asked: "Are you used to this car?"
"I've been sitting in junior high school until now, can I not get used to it?" Gu Tong gave him a strange look, and said, "I'll go in first."
Lang Yi thought for a while: "I'll go back and take a shower, and I'll come to you later."
"Ok."
The sister-in-law at home had already prepared the meal, and after Gu Tong finished eating, she greeted her grandparents who lived downstairs, and ran upstairs three steps at a time.
He has strong self-control. He took a shower and finished his homework before turning on the computer to prepare for the live broadcast. After posting the URL on Weibo, he bent the camera and aimed at the pen and paper in his hand. Then he coughed lightly and said: "Hello everyone, I'm not a top student, I just started school recently, and I'm adapting to the new high school life, so the schedule is tight..."?
He carefully looked at the questions scrolling on the screen, moved his hands, wrote the question on it, and then solved the question on the paper while speaking, explaining his thinking policy every step of the solution.
A series of subtitles frantically rolled across the screen: "The sound is so beautiful~~"
"Mom asked me why my screen was so dirty!"
"Beautiful hands! Beautiful handwriting! Beautiful voice! He is also a top student!! How can there be such a perfect boy in the world!!"
"Ahhhhhh aesthetic domineering ball showing his face!!"
"Hand-controlled screenshot~~~~~"~
"Xue Bajun! Your Weibo fans are only ten million away! Are you ready to give everyone any benefits???"
"Damn it, I just brushed it! It's passed!!"?
After Gu Tong finished speaking on a topic, he realized that his screen had been swiped by millions of benefits. When he was thinking about how to deal with it, Lang Yi suddenly put his hands on his sides, put his lips next to his ear and smiled, "Student Do Bajun want to explode the photo?"
Gu Tong shrank his neck, blushed, and hurriedly hissed.
The onlookers saw that the hand under the camera suddenly bent, and the fans immediately exploded, and the barrage on the screen rolled quickly: "Who?!"
"Fuck, this voice is beautiful!!"
"Paralyzing male divine voice!!! Clear and beautiful!!"
"Suddenly I feel that our Xuebajun's voice is so soft and comfortable~"~
"Forgive my brain hole can't stop~~~~!!!"
"You nympho! Didn't you hear what the male god voice said?!"
"Fuck, we all ignored it!!"
"That's right, Master Xueba, do you want to explode the photo!! Let's explode the photo!!"
……
Gu Tong coughed and said, "I'm sorry, it's ten o'clock, and I have to rest on time. See you in the next live broadcast."
"Wait! Master Xueba, are you sleeping with the male god voice?"
Gu Tong withdrew from the live broadcast, but the computer, which was not cheap, suddenly froze at this moment, and the last words appeared in front of the two of them so embarrassingly, Gu Tong kicked off the power supply in fright, and suddenly stood up.
Lang Yi escaped quickly this time, without being hit by his head on his chin, but Gu Tong suddenly turned around, and he immediately realized... Lang Yi's hands were still on his table.
Is this the legendary "table, boom"? ...
Gu Tong hastily pushed him, but didn't push... embarrassing.
Lang Yi tilted his head and said, "What does Gongshou mean?"
"Huh?" Gu Tong was stunned, "What?"
"What you said on the screen just now."
Gu Tong: "..."
He didn't remember the word Rolling over Gongshou on the screen!
As a two-dimensional otaku, Gu Tong certainly knew what this meant, and he explained softly: "It's just..."
Lang Yi suddenly approached him, their lips were almost touching, Gu Tong subconsciously wrinkled his nose, a little at a loss.
Lang Yi's breath was close to the tip of his nose, and Gu Tong's heart jumped again inexplicably, but Lang Yi suddenly withdrew his body and said, "Your camera fell down, so I helped it."
Gu Tong: "..."
Lang Yi looked at the fine beads of sweat on the tip of his white jade nose, and asked softly, "What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing." Seeing him leave, Gu Tong heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly followed: "What are you doing here?"
"Didn't I just say I came to play with you after taking a shower?"
"But I'm going to sleep."
"I told my mother that I will sleep with you today."
Gu Tong was puzzled: "Why?"
"Why else, sleep with you."
Gu Tong was startled: "..."
The author has something to say: Second update...
☆、Chapter 3
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