Report to the president, your actor has run away again

On the second day of the car accident, Tang Ruan was still asleep when he received a call from the Second Public Security Bureau of Tongcheng City.

"Hello I am"

As soon as the other party revealed his identity, Tang Ruan's sleepy eyes opened immediately, and he bounced off the bed and sat upright.

"Yes, yes, good morning, Uncle Policeman, no, good afternoon, ah, good afternoon..."

Tang Ruan's movements were not small, the unknown object in the quilt on the ground must have been awakened, squirmed twice in place, tore off the quilt and slowly got up.

"Who is it, early in the morning"

"Early fart, it's already fucking afternoon."

Tang Ruan yawned, and jio stepped on the tortoise shell of some bastard who was trying to climb from the ground to the bed, no, on the back.

"How can you sleep so well? The sun is shining on your butt, isn't it? The sun has gone down, and you are still sleeping with your hands on the moon!"

Fu Xin was lying on the edge of the bed topless, with messy curly hair curled up, and grievances written all over his face.

"Didn't you wake up and we didn't go to bed until late yesterday, and my waist is still sore now?"

Tang Ruan: "This bastard, can you speak human language?"

Fu Xin: "Ruan Ruan, don't let me clean up in the middle of the night, okay, I'm tired. QAQ"

Tang Ruan snorted, lifted Jio out of bed, and when passing by Fu Xin, he just wanted to take the opportunity to step on his balls, but he didn't pay attention, but this big king grabbed his wrist.

"What are you doing! Oh, I'm going"

There was a moment of dizziness in front of him, and the next second, Tang Ruan fell into a warm embrace.

"You are sick! You beat me to death!" Tang Ruan waved his small fist, and piapiapically hit Fu Xin's chest.

Fu Xin hurriedly pressed the person on the quilt to check up and down, "I'm following you, how can you still knock? Where is the knock? Does it hurt?"

"Knock your pectoral muscles! Damn it's harder than a brick. If you die, go and take it away. Don't take advantage of me!"

Even though he said so, Tang Ruan didn't struggle much, and he didn't mean to get up in a hurry.

Fu Xin knew him a lot, so he stuck his hands into the pajamas openly, and the tentacles were warm and delicate, smoother than the best suet white jade.

"Ruan Ruan, I want to apply for a kiss"

Tang Ruan let out a "tsk" and covered his mouth.

This bastard, why is he pushing his nose on his face?

"No, I just woke up and didn't brush my teeth, what are you kissing!"

"I brushed it!" Fu Xin showed two rows of big white teeth as if asking for credit, and there was a little pride in his tone, "I set the alarm clock to wake up and brush it! After brushing, I went back to sleep!" Tang Ruan: ""

Tang Ruan was stunned by his tricks.

He knew that Fu Xin was flirting, but he never expected that Fu Xin was flirting to such an extent.

This reminded him of "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel", where the heroine secretly gets up every day when the first ray of sunlight climbs over the window, and after completing a series of major projects such as combing her hair, washing her face, brushing her teeth and making up, she sneaks back to Next to her sleeping husband, waiting for the good morning kiss from her husband when he wakes up.

Persistence every day is just to maintain the most perfect appearance in front of her husband.

When watching this drama before, Tang Ruan was still sobbing, but looking at it now...

Tang Ruan blinked his eyes, staring at a certain bastard that was pressing on him.

Other than the hair being a bit messy...

The skin is smooth, no eye mucus, the chin is clean, not oily.

Tang Ruan moved his face closer and smelled it, um, there was a fresh scent of men's toner.

"Fu Xin," Tang Ruan's gaze was a bit complicated, "Have you still shaved?"

A certain bastard's eyes lit up, "Ruan Ruan, you found out, how is it, do you like it?"

Tang Ruan: ""

"I like people with beards, they are manly enough." Tang Ruan lied solemnly.

"Ah, then I won't shave my beard today!"

Fu Xin stroked his smooth chin, and murmured softly, "The day before yesterday you said that I stubbled people. Sure enough, men are fickle animals..."

Tang Ruan didn't want to talk to this old bastard anymore.

"Get up, I need to pee."

Fu Xin hugged his waist and rubbed his head against his chest, but he didn't let go.

"One kiss, one kiss and I'll let you pee."

Tang Ruan was a man who insisted on principles. He raised his hand and gently grabbed Fu Xin's ear, and said, "No, I didn't brush my teeth."

"I did it! Peppermint-flavored mouthwash! If you don't believe me, smell it!"

"You swiped and I didn't! Oh, you start to pay! You're a dog! How can you gnaw on people!"

The two of them were lying on the ground and exercising vigorously (bushi), when suddenly, the door of the bedroom creaked open.

"Daddy, Can Can is hungry, Can Can want to eat pizza..."

Tang Guan'er walked in, rubbing his eyes, holding a lop-eared rabbit doll in his arms.