The world's first physician

"I'm a serious human right now." Kanna showed his real body with his open hands, and Yato looked at the golden light that only the gods of good fortune would have on his body, full of the feeling of being deceived.

This counts as a person?Go to hell.

"Besides, Huang Yuhun and others are generally gods of misfortune. It's too much to accuse others so casually."

"What's wrong with the God of Misfortune! You, do you look down on the God of Misfortune?!" For some reason, after hearing the patch that was applied later, Yato suddenly jumped up like an orange cat whose tail had been stepped on. The guilty and tough performance vividly illustrates the vividness of the phrase "outside strong but inside dry".

"No, it won't." Kanna looked at him inexplicably. "But why do you, a little god who fulfills your wish, react so much?"

Yato's hairs stood on end, and then he relaxed again, stammering, "Ah... oh, I, I just oppose theocratic discrimination."

After all, he looked at the righteous child in front of him, who was full of merit and the blessing of fulfilling wishes.So man-god?It doesn't seem to be the case. This name is obviously that person. He always thought that the reason why he didn't live until now is because he became a human god, which is the same as the generation of monsters.

It's just that it's a strange thing that it turned out to be a god instead of a monster in the end.

Unless he didn't touch the killing business at all, he would have become a monster now, and he would be like being stabbed by a divine weapon again, and he would be covered in filth and ailments after being exposed to filth.But such a killer who had a great reputation in the past has never killed again, how is this possible.

What the hell is this guy made of?

Yato couldn't help observing suspiciously again.

"Hey... have you seen enough?" Kanna was stared at by this stare, this guy is not a human being, and he actually expressed his inquiry with the eyes of looking at a rare species, what are you doing? I'm expelled!

Yato's eyes were very dazed, and he even moved a little closer, almost to his face.

"... If you are not a beautiful woman, please stay away from me, thank you."

Ignoring the ashen expression on which I was so disgusted that I was about to spit out, Yato moved closer, and looked up and down for a long time, "I really don't understand how you can survive until now. How did you do it, I thought at first After you died, the person who ordered to kill you was enshrined as a god of misfortune, then it must be the soul of the wilderness, but in your current situation...how did you do it, neither degenerated nor born..."

Kanna pressed his head with one finger and pushed him away, and the ugly expression seemed to have just eased at this moment.

"I told you to stay away. I'm a normal man."

"I didn't intend to hear so many strange anecdotes." Shen Wu said without disdain, he still remembered the terrible fact that Gao Tianyuan would hunt down and kill him if he used something casually. "I don't understand anyway."

"..." I really forgot how many problems you have.Yato closed his mouth very annoyed.

"Could it be that you failed and escaped back?" Kanna asked suspiciously at this time, he really doubted this, and he didn't really want to confront that guy, maybe he had already grown from the outbreak of combat power. The table has risen to the point where he can directly kill a god.

"How is it possible! I just... just saw that he was busy, so I returned first." Although I was a little unconfident, it seemed that there was a reason for saying this sentence, at least the sentence "busy" Eighty percent is true.

The possibility that the King of Sheep is busy is very high, and his subordinates often give him a lot of work that needs to be dealt with after they have nothing to do.

Compared with the battle maniac, that guy is a pure aftermath nanny.

"Ah...forget it, anyway, I can keep it clean for a few days." Although he still had some doubts, Kanna didn't pay much attention to this matter, instead he sighed in relief. "It would be great if he could give all the attention he gave me to others. I might wake up in the middle of the night with joy. In short, let's say you've completed the task. You've done a good job, God of Housekeeping."

"Who is the God of Housekeeping! Yato! Call me Yato!"

"Yeah~ let's treat it like that."

"You have a bad personality!"

It is a pity that there is a Wuyuanshen here, a retired old man, and no one cares about such things.So they talked to each other frankly, except that the system was abnormally quiet every time when Yato was around, there seemed to be no difference.

"Anyway, you guys, don't call me casually. I don't want to mix things like God Wars casually." Yato stuck out his tongue, indicating that the risk of this order was too great.

Kanna thought for a while, and touched a good-quality gemstone from the system through the movement of his pocket. As a hunter, many gemstones and gold over there are not very precious things to him, so he I saved some when I was free, and used it as hard currency to play.Ordinary gems here are meaningless. He likes to collect some strange things, such as things with strange rumors and strange effects. In fact, he still thinks about his knives. He doesn't know what can be used, so he collects them all.If it was inlaid like a game, wouldn't it be a coincidence.

He randomly picked out one and glanced at it. It seemed to be a very interesting prop that he had asked for from a hunter before.The function seems to be to store energy once or something. He changed a few and used them to store Liuhua's skills.

OK, that's it.

He threw it directly along the parabola, and Yato caught it when he saw it.

"Here, here you go, hard work. If the gods say, giving money is too vulgar, and I don't think you can use it. This seems to be the inventory of a guy with special abilities, and it is used as a reward. The king of sheep is really troublesome. Thanks for your hard work."

"..." I want money more.

Yato raised his hand and glanced at it.

"This thing... seems to have something strange on it."

Kannoichi shrugged, "This seems to be an ordinary stone that stores energy, and there should be something like 'healing' in it."

"...You have a conscience." Although he didn't know if it would be useful to the gods, Yato mumbled and put the things in his pocket. For a wild god like him, this is really a very practical thing.

After all, if he got sick, he could only go to Xiaofu's house to borrow some magic water.It will be even worse if you get injured, you have to fight hard, and there is no good doctor.

"Thank you for your hard work. I may need your help in the future. Take it as sincerity."

"You don't pull me to engage in God's War casually, and I thank you." Ye Dou curled his lips. "I don't want to be attacked as the evil king, those guys are very mean."

After finishing speaking, his cell phone rang, and the hesitant voice of a strong man came from inside. Shen Wuyan watched him change his face for a second, full of flattery, "Oh, boss, what a fast and easy god Yato is here. , do you need anything?"

As he spoke, he disappeared in the same place in an instant, leaving only Kanna staring at the open space in amazement.

(These are all gods. Of the 800 million gods in Japan, there are really not many who are useful.)

Silently disgusted at the same spot, Kanna got his mood together and continued to wander around the streets.He would be willing to see Osamu Dazai for a second less, let alone that Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai is working conscientiously as a social animal in the building in Hong Kong and Heihe. For some reason, he has become a big boss, but he has become even more social animal in the end.I don't know what the picture is. If Kanna is here, I'm afraid that's all I can say.

——This is the ideal of the uncle generation.

"That's great, Kanna is shopping there, I'm so happy that kid. Ah, Alice-chan... don't touch your Kanna brother's things."

"Hmph, I want to go out to play too! Rintaro is so annoying!" Alice originally wanted to sneak a look at the shopping bags that Kanna bought and asked the members to send back, but when she was called out like this, she pretended not to do anything. As if he didn't do it, he turned his head and pinched his waist and mocked Mori Ogai.

Although I said that as a supernatural ability, what Mori Ogai wanted him to express, and I don’t know what the appeal of this kind of virtue of playing with myself is, but as a supernatural ability, this appearance is really invincible cute.

"Oh, Alice-chan~It's so cute~" Mori Ogai started playing with his abilities on the spot, full of the atmosphere of being called to the police.

It has been more than half of the day since Kanna himself went out, and it is now dusk.Today, [-]% of him will only go back to the clinic when he goes back. It's great not to come here.Full of a sense of security, before the words "give way to me" were not forgotten by him, he now has a very hard to ignore twitching feeling when he sees Kanna.

"Ah, Dazai-kun, have you completed your mission yet?" Mori Ogai watched as the door was pushed open, and a familiar boy walked in, with a familiar smile on his face.

He has always trusted Osamu Dazai very much. This kid's intelligence is beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

After the birth of a child like Kanna, Dazai's level still doesn't make him feel conflicted.

This young man in a black coat had a face full of indifference, and there was no anger in his cold eyes.

"Ah, Mr. Mori..."

This was deliberately pretending to be stupid. Mori Ogai covered his head with a headache, and had to remind him to get back to the topic, "Dazai... let's get to the point."

"Ah, proceed normally. Rimbaud is dead, as for that guy... go back."

"Is that so, then do you think the king of sheep can be used by me? Dazai, I trust your judgment."

"This kind of thing." Dazai looked aside, looking bored.In my heart, I guess it's already - why don't you ask me about this kind of thing that you already know. "Okay, that guy looks like the type Mr. Mori would like."

"I see. Then, Dazai, do you have confidence?"

"—bring me the king of sheep."

Dazai observed this person's eyes, remained calm, then quickly knelt down on one knee, with his hands on his chest, as if swearing an oath.

"Follow your orders, boss."

Mori Ogai sat on the chair with a wild smile on his face, as if ambition could flow from his eyes.

"After you all come, go and bring Kanna with you. Can I leave this to you too, Dazai-kun."

"Yes."

Kanna, who was shopping, didn't know that someone had arranged for him clearly. He even forgot that he had bought something for others to bring to Mori Ogai because he had so much fun.

But this did not prevent him from continuing to go shopping after he came back.

Even because it has been too long, the storefronts he has seen now are full of freshness, and he is not hesitant to buy.It has already begun to show the demeanor of the original chief.

"Ah chirp—" Kanna suddenly sneezed as he walked down the street.He rubbed his nose and checked his body. As far as his profession is concerned, it would be ridiculous if he didn't even know he had a cold.

and so……

"There is a bad feeling."

Host, where are we going next?After Yato left, the system became active again. I don't even know why, it seems to be more talkative.

Kanna looked at the piles of packages in his hand and thought for a while, "I'd rather go back first, there are too many things. But I just saw a new car, it's so beautiful, I want to buy it."

...you are under the legal age.

"That's not a big deal." He said very dangerous words as if nothing had happened, jumping around on the edge of the law. "I just bought it and watched it, and I was happy. Compared with this, I want to find some rich... orders quickly, so I can make some money and be richer."

Then are you going?

"Go to the black market to pick up a few orders. Although I am not familiar with the operation of doctors, there are always people who are in a hurry to go to the doctor. If you receive a few, you can make money. I know a few intelligence houses that specialize in this kind of recommendation. But...it's not necessary, anyway, they will collect information by themselves."

Although Kanna is carrying a bunch of bags in his hands, he is not a person who likes to go out very much (after coming to this place with internet), so instead he is debating whether to go directly to the underground strongholds.

To be fair, with his height and this pile of things, he was really troublesome in the past.But this trouble is similar to his feeling of going out again.

After all, what is interesting about hunters is all kinds of strange things that you have never seen before, and the most interesting thing about being familiar with your hometown is all kinds of new games.

"Ah, it's so confusing. Really."

Shenwu looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, his heart filled with grief and indignation.What a difficult choice.

"Then, do you have any plans to pick up a patient next time?"

This voice appeared suddenly, and with his vigilance, he didn't find any trace of this person at all.No, is this really a human?

Kanna was still sighing over there, but when the sound came out, even his muscles tensed reflexively.

"When did he appear there?" Shen Wu glanced at the small map, but there was nothing on it. "What is this."

Sorry, we also...I'm going to upgrade the material package of the map.

Kanna frowned. At the current location, the auxiliary functions of the system are not wrong for humans. If this is not something like illusion, then it should be something like non-human beings.To correct it, perhaps they are not even gods, but closer to artifacts. Only these will not be displayed, otherwise ghosts and artifacts can fill the entire small map to the brim.

Kanna didn't move, didn't even look over there.

In the face of strange things, sometimes pretending not to see can save a lot of trouble.

"I know you've heard it, so you don't have to pretend you can't see it. I'm just here for the Lord's family to ask you to come and heal. You don't have to put too much pressure on it, just try."

Just saying that is already stressful.

You have to know that Liuhua is an ability that can make Gao Tianyuan afraid. If it is difficult to get this ability, then this guy who doesn't know what it is in front of him may not be better than Gao Tianyuan's god.

Kanna went over the stakes in his heart before slowly turning around to look at that guy.

Looks like a person.

But it doesn't show on the map, it would be a hell of a person.

Age is considered old in the human species, and the clothes are very similar to Dr. Mori's new work unit.Dressed in black, compared to the Wudou faction, at this age, the dress is a bit like a butler.

He half-bowed, which is a standard, polite etiquette.

"Master, please just try it in the past. It's okay if you fail. I heard that you need money. Please don't be polite. The master can provide you with an absolutely satisfactory price in this regard, and even continue to cash it out in the future."

How angry.What kind of background does it have to be able to say such a thing.

But after all, it is a product of inhumanity, so it must be true.

Nodding without exception, the old housekeeper seemed to heave a sigh of relief, as if he had solved a big problem.Also please come with me.

(This...he looks really anxious. But who would know for sure that I can?)

This "old gentleman" turned around and took him to a particularly familiar place. If I remember correctly, the system strongly stated that it was best not to show up at this place.Said it might be dangerous or something.

Kanna didn't expect this at first, but when he arrived at the destination, he looked at this place full of shock, and turned his head repeatedly to confirm with the person next to him.

"Are you sure... it's here?"

"Yes, sir. The master's house is indeed here."

"Are you sure...?"

"Of course, please rest assured."

Kanna grew up and looked at this place with eyes full of admiration, "But, this is a shrine dedicated to the Great God Ebisu."

This solemn shrine dedicated to the god of commerce seems to be full of money, solemn and solemn.But the old housekeeper seemed to bring him to a place like the back door, completely avoiding the ordinary people who came to sacrifice.The witches are usually in the front, but the back is very quiet... Kanna looks in the direction of the old butler from the corner of her eye, with this level of proficiency, as if she has returned to her own home.

(It's actually a god...what the fuck, could it be that the host is Ebisu?!)

Unexpectedly, the system just said not to approach the shrine casually, and the orthodox gods of Gao Tianyuan came to the door.A bad cool here is very possible.

Is this some kind of drama that blocks life?

The old butler looked at Kanna with a very serious expression, as if he had misunderstood something.Let him relax with comforting words, "Don't worry, you can accommodate your situation. Although it is true that gods will not go to other people's shrines, you are not guilty of a taboo because of the illness of the Lord's family." .”

... You have quite a lot of rules.

In fact, Kanna, who didn't know anything at all, nodded as if he understood, but soon asked questions.

"Excuse me... why do you call me a god?"

He suddenly remembered that the guy who seemed to be persistent in calling him a god was also a god. Could it be that they were all blind?Not quite right.

"This... don't you think you are conscious? This is really..." The old butler looked at him in surprise. He didn't expect that the guy in front of him, who he regarded as an orthodox god, had no consciousness of his own existence at all. But even the little country god who was just born would never happen.

As he walked, he looked at Kanna.Nothing went wrong.

"You have a very obvious golden light on your body, which is unique to many gods of fortune. It symbolizes fulfilling the wishes of believers and doing good deeds, but under normal circumstances, the more experienced gods of fortune will hide him. I thought it was because you have never I was concerned about this so I didn’t mention it.”

"Golden light...?" Kanna looked at his hands, but for no reason he remembered the golden glow that filled the sky in the space of the system.

"Yes, that is the 'faith' of human beings. With faith, everything can become a god." The old butler gently guided the new god. In his opinion, this is because there is no memory of inheritance and no self-awareness of gods s reason.He didn't know the situation of these wandering gods in the countryside before, so he could only explain it from his own point of view. "You are following a very orthodox path to becoming a god, please don't worry."

Kanna "..."

Wait, something seems wrong.

I can say that the housekeeping god is ignorant, but this is a member of Ebisu's shrine. Such a well-informed person can't talk nonsense.

"Siqi, give me a reason?"

...this is normal.

"Normal? Are you sure?"

The system faltered, mainly because the matter was too long and he didn't know how to say, "It's just... as long as the soul is enshrined, it can indeed become a god. It's like there are too many horrible rumors, and it will become a monster."

"Don't fool me, don't you all become Buddhas?"

There are always some exceptions.

There are too many exceptions here. Kanna finally knows what that shrine means. The task submission method in the background is a wish. How about coauthoring you to preach to me?The kind that can bring its own spread of believers?

its not right.

"If you can become a god, how did you get so miserable? No one wants you."

The system really wanted to block him, but it was too embarrassing.Hold back for a long time.

... I'm not a dedicated god-forming system!

I'm really sorry that I can't advertise like them!

After finishing speaking, he shut down the microphone because of being sad and angry.

God couldn't help but let out a sigh.

It's too bad that business competition doesn't spare even non-human beings, it's better for the two of them to come and say goodbye to Ebisu together.Anyway, the god of business.