The world's first physician

When Shenwu faced the snakes sloughing all over the ground, he had a research attitude.No, of course he didn't think that the boss who was beaten by his former boss and then could only turn into a boss who ran back with such virtue was discouraged.He's just, how should I put it—

"Stealing a chicken is not enough to lose money."

Orochimaru "..." You are really confident that I can't kill you now.

His whole body is full of unknown mucus, and his hair clings to his face. Compared with some charming and glamorous monsters, in terms of Shenna's straight male aesthetics, this is just like a water ghost.

Pretentiously covering his eyes with his hands, he shouted "sin, sin, sin".Orochimaru, who had no strength at all, looked at this guy so angry that he couldn't even breathe properly.

"If you have the time to do these superficial things, why not come here and help me prepare for the reincarnation technique."

"Huh? I thought you would bring that reincarnation eye back."

"Failed. Those things are not human at all, but I didn't expect...even the manipulator is not around."

"To put it bluntly, just using the puppet will blow you up, right?"

Kanna has always grasped the point, and it is very in place, stabbing the knife with precision.This level of accuracy and sharpness deserves full marks.

"Compared to your undead reincarnation, which is full of loopholes, it's more perfect to use my technique. You only need... an existence with a huge chakra content to renew your life. Isn't it so perfect?" Kanna Arranging the required things in an orderly manner, for some reason, Orochimaru did not object to this matter.But if you think about it, you can understand that his attachment to Sharingan is too strong. These ordinary things are not as suitable as working hard to maintain his current body.

And... the more suitable bodies are women, which really requires a little psychological preparation.

Not everyone can make up his mind to say goodbye to his good brother at any time.

Especially men.

Although he slandered, "One day I really broke the bottom line like this, I'm afraid there will be nothing that can stop the brakes. After all, I don't even want a man's self-esteem", which is full of personal attacks, but facing his subordinates Our customers are still seeking their well-being with the most respectful attitude.

As far as this result is concerned, the experience of one period and one session is not a waste.

"Eh—Konoha was attacked?"

Just after gathering the tools and medicines, Kanna was shocked when he heard his teacher casually chatting about such news.

(No, I just haven’t contacted the root base recently. Tsunade Hime is so keen, and I will definitely be caught if I make a real contact. But which brave man did such a good thing.)

"The fourth generation is in the village, so the prestige that the three generations worked so hard to give him must be quite damaged." Kanna thought for a while, and still made this judgment. "But this thing is just a matter of two missions. It depends on whether there is a mission that can make Hokage dispatch."

"Whatever. Isn't the opportunity right now?" Orochimaru's words were full of eagerness to move.

Almost every rebel has the hope of returning to the village to make troubles for some reason, just like every student has the idea of ​​tearing down his alma mater. Unfortunately, the probability of this implementation has always been outrageously low.

"Boss, you are not in good health, so don't just join in the fun."

"However, it's really interesting. The attack on Konoha turned out to be to demolish the house, and I haven't heard of any major damage. At most, it's just a drop in the daimyo's evaluation. This attacker's method is too gentle."

Orochimaru is worthy of being a representative of the chaotic neutral position, and expressed his own opinion precisely and uniquely, "But it finally makes the boring stagnant water come alive."

In a blink of an eye, he saw that Kanna seemed to be continuing to write spells in the corner of the room. The handwriting of these spells was so fine that he thought it was some kind of stain when he saw it just now.It looks like it was just a few pens spent by him.

"what is this?"

"Well, how should I put it..." Kanna frowned, looking very distressed. "Is it an enchantment to prevent peeping?"

Orochimaru's expression has become overly suspicious - you need this kind of thing.

He could only explain bitterly, "It's really not that I'm hypocritical, boss. I don't know why, but I always feel that there are eyes watching me around me, but they disappear when I look for it. I also have a headache, boss, I can't even feel it." Didn't sleep well."

"Things that can hide from your perception?"

"No, to be precise, when I felt it, that thing disappeared instantly."

"Sounds like space-time ninjutsu."

"Yes."

Kanna agreed, and didn't want to talk about how much the range of perception had expanded after learning the celestial arts. People who couldn't even catch the gods in the sage mode, what level of space ninjutsu is this time.

Now or among the ninjas, the only one who can do this is Namikaze Minato, but he is still a social animal in Konoha.For this question, he has already started to use unreliable words like "ghost" to convince himself.

Very remote forest, deep woods, sunlight can hardly penetrate the dense leaves, making it seem like night even during the day.

The silence in the forest is not to mention human habitation, even the chirping of insects does not seem to exist, it is very quiet.

"Cuckoo, cuckoo."

"...just me."

The strange bird chirping had just rang twice before being interrupted impatiently.To say why...

They have chosen such a remote place, why should they engage in such formalism?

"Shhh - I was super careful to sneak out!"

"Didn't you already become a behind-the-scenes boss?"

"It's been said that this is bearing the burden of humiliation, bearing the burden of humiliation."

The silver-haired young man looked at the "precious information" carefully handed over by the person in front of him very delicately, and even heard him say that it was the precious information that he collected seriously and worked hard day and night, so he had to hand it over. Give the deer a stop.

"...You really look like a pervert now, Obito."

"I told you to call me Hooligan in this situation! You bastard Kakashi!" The man - Obito was jumping wildly on the side, this unreliable and familiar appearance is really nostalgic. "Do you know how terrifying it is to be under the old man's hands? I managed to survive, and there is still a person watching!"

"Get me back quickly, I'm really going to be the boss behind the scenes now. Do you want me to catch myself?!"

Kakashi turned a deaf ear and checked the detailed information by the way. The more he read it, the more he felt that the person in front of him was a pervert.Obito received Kakashi's strange gaze, and his forehead was pulsating with veins.

"Speaking of which, according to what you said, we arranged enough people to post detonating symbols. We also deliberately let some people know that this was an attack for Jinzhuli. Spread the word about collecting tailed beasts."

"It's not enough."

"You are exaggerating, isn't that person already dead?"

"But the thing he left behind is elusive, I can't catch him at all, only near Kanna, he will never get close...so I can come out by monitoring Kanna."

"That thing." Kakashi frowned. "It's the one that Kanna reported before..."

Obito's brows and eyes darkened, "Ah, I didn't expect it to be that thing. Lin, and Kanna... It's really disgusting, this kind of thing."

"Calm down, Obito."

It was originally a pair of Sharingan eyes facing each other. It was a wonderful feeling. Kakashi offered to return the eyes to him before, but Obito declined with the saying "I might be found out if I take it now", which is usually the case. To communicate and exchange information through the Shenwei space, today it happened to be near Kanna, and Jue was sent away again, so we just exchanged temporarily from here.

Looking at Obito's crappy code level, it is impossible to know that it is a common method.

"and also……"

Time is running out, and Obito is sneaky and ready to withdraw at this moment, but Kakashi's hesitant shout directly shocked him, "What——can you stop being so surprised!"

... Who the hell is surprised.

"You don't want to do this job if you have this psychological quality." With a pair of dead fish eyes, for some reason, it's just an extra mask, and the unreliable guy actually has a comedian's air in his gestures. field.

"What's the matter, hurry up, time is tight."

It looks like a cheating husband is worried about his wife coming back and wants to get rid of it quickly.Kakashi slandered very badly, but someone who said it would definitely run away in anger.

(Why did this guy even change his style of painting after he went out... Ah, it's great that Lin didn't see his virtue. How should I assist this kind of person, it's too shameful.)

"There is a piece of news, not so accurate, but there is some wind."

"Huh? What's the use of inaccurate stuff."

"It's about God."

"What's the meaning……"

"The previous story is too complicated, so let's just omit it. Someone in the elders group wants to get rid of Kanna."

"What are you doing, don't they issue arrest warrants for traitors every day?"

"You didn't understand, Obito, I mean..." Kakashi looked into Obito's eyes seriously, and repeated every word.He even took care of Obito's virtuous, deliberately slowing down. "Some elders suggested that they suspected that Kanna had completely betrayed Konoha. Due to certain factors, they hoped to get rid of him."

"……what?"

As expected of a man with a virtuous value of only 2, it took him a long time to react before he suddenly realized the meaning of that sentence "!!"

Seeing him suddenly realize the jump, Kakashi was a little moved for a moment.

(Occasionally I also want teammates like Lu Zhi.)

"It's not fair - what is this! This, this..." Obito was at a loss for words, and after holding back for a long time, he was gasping for breath.Anyway, I didn't say something like "Dirty Konoha", I really matured a lot.

It can be seen that the age of the second grade of junior high school still needs to be given correct guidance.

"So, do you want to tell Kanna?"

"Of course!" Obito shouted very excitedly, but soon became depressed when he thought of something.The sound was very ethereal. "...but I never told him that I was alive."

"If he finds out, rather than trusting me, the first thing to do is to sprinkle salt."

"You don't have to go by yourself, can't you think of a way?"

Obito was holding his head in distress at the side, which was completely embarrassing for him. IQ has always been a Schrödinger-like existence, and the possibility of coming up with a feasible solution for him at once is too low.

"By the way, I remember that there is a kid in Uchiha's family who has lost his temper with his brother... If you want to be a stronger teacher, why don't you take the opportunity to put him—"

"Do you want to be chased by Itachi with a sword?" Kakashi looked at him with contempt. "Let me tell you something first, if there is no accident, it may be my student, so be honest."

Obito shrank his neck, "Aren't they very busy recently, they don't look so closely, and Kanna still takes good care of the children so there won't be any problems."

"They have so many missions because Zhenxin suppresses most people with his strength, and then keeps sending missions in exchange for safety. If you do this, you don't need Itachi to come, and Zhenxin can come here with a knife. He has been very powerful recently, and the intelligence aspect is not good. It's not slow, it seems to be taken seriously." Kakashi shook his head, but he still gave a suggestion. "The village will hold a pre-selection simulation in the near future. If possible, it is still possible to attract them..."

"Those two people don't even see the sun often!" It was a big problem. "...By the way, I remember that he seems to be researching something recently, looking for something all the time."

Kakashi opened Obito's daily information note.

"Haunting and haunting the land of fire, and collecting medicinal materials. It should be some kind of case, which needs medicinal materials unique to the land of fire... how about using that?"

"Eh?"

"When it is open to watch, it is also the time when the transaction volume is the largest every year. Spread a little news, maybe he will come."

"Then...why don't I go directly to him and talk to him?"

"...Do you really want him to beat him up, and then be discovered by Orochimaru, which will eventually lead to the failure of your current mission?" Kakashi looked at him strangely, but he didn't expect him to have such a habit. "It's easy to fish in muddy water, bring soil."

"Of course not! Alright, Yin, I'll do it!"

"Huh? Is your head finally broken?"

Kanna asked this question very seriously, because he was reviewing the values ​​that had dropped sharply in the recent medical examination records, and his face was filled with an invisible sense of majesty due to the distressing blood succession case.

Orochimaru"……"

Standing behind Kanna is the well-behaved Kimimaro, who obviously admires him, but he will not be angry because of his impolite question.

... You really have a lot of confidence if you don't get a salary, and you dare to scold him.

Although he gave examples such as having a very large transaction volume and varieties, the suspicious eyes undoubtedly doubted whether his purpose was to run over to make trouble.

In this regard, Orochimaru has no credibility at all.

And the most damning thing is that when running away, she doesn't think about taking him with her at all.

This fragile master-student relationship has already produced deep cracks after repeated several times.Especially plastic.

"The main reason is...why did you choose Konoha?" And the words were full of joy—I was finally able to mess things up.

No, it's simply a magical thinking that comes out once you think about it.At least Kanna is sure that he won't make up his mind to be a "middle eunuch", but Orochimaru can decide that he wants to become a woman with a slap in the head, and finds an admirer of his own to implement it.

No matter how long it has been, he will be deeply shocked by this incident.Even if non-human beings highly appreciate this gesture of not having a narrow gender concept, it does not prevent him from being shocked.

This has nothing to do with endurance. Can you imagine the psychological shadow of being a man?

At that time, he even said "Boss, even if you... I wouldn't have any thoughts." This kind of words expressed his sincerity, although he was quickly smeared by snakes.

Even though he has become a woman, he still has such a strong obsession with Uchiha. If it weren't for him to have the lowest moral bottom line, he would have persuaded him to use a female body to have a relationship with Uchiha.Apart from the fact that the cultivation process was a bit longer, the genes were absolutely perfect.

(No, forget it. That's a crime, and the boss is already a scumbag.)

(If the third generation sees the current boss, they will definitely have a cerebral hemorrhage.)

But obviously the success rate of getting awkward with the boss is ridiculously low.The reason why he was so resistant was that he had a deep psychological shadow on Lu Zhi's behavior.

"At first, I didn't have much feeling for Konoha, but where there are deer, I suddenly felt like a dragon's pond and a tiger's den."

This is mainly a guilty conscience.The system accurately evaluated his tangled mood.I have completely recorded the number of times you tricked Nara Shikasuke by tricks.So impressive.

Shen Wuxin nodded amusedly.

I sighed endlessly, "I turned out to be not such a moral person."

No matter who it is, even a fraudster full of crimes, facing such a simple person, he will have the urge to send a pennant.

Although this logic sounds full of nonsense, Kanna was able to nod his head in agreement, and said in full agreement, "Sure enough, I'm still the same me, that's great."

This kind of person is basically hopeless, okay?

The affinity between these two people has inexplicably increased.

Although it is difficult to have any sympathetic feelings towards non-human beings, this feeling of the same slot is really perfect, the kind that can be forgiven even if the system secretly goes to make up lessons.

What kind of spiritual friend does a tool person need?As long as you can blow me up, we are good friends, okay?

When they made a good disguise and touched Konoha, something happened that made him completely doubt whether he was really not ordered to defect at the beginning, but was abducted by Orochimaru, a guy with a strange habit of being too controlling matter.

After Kanna came in, he first inquired about the location of the merchants, and the news he got was that the merchants would only show up at the busiest time after two days.He bought some food casually, and when he came back, he saw Da Shemaru sitting beside the boy in the tunic fan jacket with a friendly expression, smiling with concern.

Kanna "..."

(I was actually worried about Hongdou at the time. Am I stupid? It's clearly me who should be worried.)

Shennai blankly stuffed a dumpling for himself.

(I'm actually starting to wonder if he was actually up to something inappropriate. My mind is dirty.)

"Oh? Little Sasuke is actually worrying about this kind of thing? No matter what you do, you can't catch up with your brother. It's so cute that your brother doesn't care about yourself."

see it?Friends, don't let your underage children be too far away from their parents. Orochimaru, a guy with bad intentions, can't be seen by ordinary people.

Orochimaru is like a caring and gentle older woman, here she is teaching Konoha's young flower bone, "Then... what does Sasuke think? Do you want to find a stronger teacher?"

"But……"

"Speaking of which, I do know one. In Tianzhi Country, there is a base for cultivating ninjas. The teacher in it is Master Oshemaru, one of the original three ninjas in the world. It is very powerful. I originally wanted to go. It's a pity that I'm old, and they accept children with good potential."

Kanna?

The system and Kanna expressed their admiration for Orochimaru, who did not change his face or beat his heart.This self-promotion is very fatal, and it completely hits Sasuke, who is young and has not seen the darkness of society, full of rebellious heart.

"If it was the original, I would send this person in if he didn't need any money on the road." Unexpectedly, Kanna, who was very upright outside of business, was very emotional, but Sasuke was even more harmonious when he was persuaded!

Zhenxin is not so cute, he is just silly!

"Please let me think about it." He pretended to be reserved.

"Of course, this is just a secret between us. Pull the hook, a liar swallows a thousand needles."

"I have long since stopped playing such childish games."

Kanna listened to the harmonious duo over there and thought about it, but still didn't want to get close.And he began to break out in a cold sweat, his eyes kept scanning the familiar and complicated small map in the upper right corner of his sight.

"Siqi, Lu Zhi is not here, right? Really not?"

Not here.

"What about Shinshin? This is the child of their Uchiha family, is it really not there?"

Not there either.

But Kanna always felt that his conscience was uneasy, and invisibly, the eyes of Zhenxin and contempt appeared in front of him again.

——Ah, you really spoiled my Oududou.God no.

I have a picture!

"Do you think I should practice psychology and pedagogy? If I can't do it, can treating the boss's psychopathy be considered a novel case?"

Kanna has completely given up struggling, even trying to squeeze the last bit of value out of Orochimaru.

It was taken for granted that it was completely denied by the system, although the reason for the denial was - "You may be led into the ditch for such a high-end case, give it up."

One person and one unified gag here, with a very familiar flash of discomfort.

The man is here again.

Is there even in Konoha?Have you discovered a disguise or...

Kanna frowned, "That green dot... Siqi, can we still find the trace?"

No, it disappeared again.Host, are you going to take a look?

"Even Konoha can follow in..." Kanna felt that this matter became more and more ridiculous. "It's not likely that Danzang sent someone to watch me, but I don't remember a ninja who is so strong in space-time ninjutsu. Who would follow him?"

"I always feel that there is something wrong, don't touch the root in the near future. I don't know if there is any news from the medicine master's pocket..."