I got the thief boss

After hanging the lanterns, Xie Shu also did not forget to record the fruits of his labor.

He took out his phone, stood a little further away, and snapped a photo with a click.

There are more than just lanterns in the photo

And Jing Luo's back

Xie Shu also looked at the photo, a little dazed, Jing Luo's back was fixed in the photo alone, looking a little lonely.

"Why are you standing there stupidly?" Jing Luo called out to him from a distance.

Xie Shu also came back to his senses suddenly, and agreed: "Here we come."

***

As the evening approached, Xie Shu also went downstairs, and Jing Luo was sitting cross-legged on the sofa reading a book.

He held a pen between his index finger and middle finger, and sometimes turned it a few times, and sometimes stopped to draw two strokes on the book.

The page I swipe over is also creased

"Look so serious," Xie Shu also approached, "Are you still taking notes?"

Suddenly speaking, Jing Luo was startled, quickly closed the book, and stuffed it into the crack of the sofa.

Xie Shu also raised his eyebrows, "No way, Boss Jing, are you reading the kind of book I want?"

Jing Luo: "..."

Seeing that he was silent, Xie Shu became interested and continued to tease him, "Do you still need to take notes for this kind of book?"

"..."

"So studious, Boss Jing?"

"..."

Fuck

Jing Luo couldn't hold back a word, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to get into the crack of the sofa, her neck was red all the way to her ears.

Xie Shu also smiled, and continued, "It seems to be true, my ears are red."

"........."

Jing Luo: "Thank you for coming here."

Xie Shu also waved his hand, "No, I won't read it."

"..."

Jing Luo looked at Xie Shuyi expressionlessly.

"..."

sense of danger

Xie Shu also closed his mouth in good time.

"Do you want to try?" Jing Luo said suddenly.

Xie Shu was also taken aback, "Ah...?"

Jing Luo said as he walked towards Xie Shuyi, with an imperceptible smile: "Try?"

"..."

"No... not too good..."

"Let's try it," Jing Luo said, "Shouldn't you try to consolidate it?"

"..."

"That……"

Before the remaining half of the sentence could be uttered, Jing Luo elbowed it back into his stomach.

"..." Xie Shu was also stunned by Jing Luo's elbow, and it took a long time for the pain to come from his ribs.

Jing Luo looked at Xie Shuyi and smiled politely, "How is the strength? Is it appropriate?"

Xie Shu also clutched his stomach, faltered for a long time, and spit out two words, "It's...suitable..."

Jing Luo smiled, turned around expressionlessly, then frowned and rubbed his elbow.

Fuck

smashed to the bone

it hurts

After a while, Xie Shuyi got up from the sofa.

After sitting up for a while, I felt that I had returned to the world.

He glanced everywhere, but didn't see Jing Luo.

Instead, he saw the book he hid in the crack of the sofa.

The book is not plugged properly, and half of the corner is still exposed.

Xie Shu also stared at the book for a long time, inexplicably felt that the color scheme looked familiar

It's very much like the one he gave Jing Luo

Xie Shuyi just wanted to stretch out his hand to take a look, but when he moved, he felt pain in his ribs.

He sighed, retracted his hand resentfully, and silently walked away from Boss Jing's peerless martial arts cheats.

Xie Shuyi didn't sleep well that night, not only had a stomachache, but also fainted from hunger.

He was tossing and turning in bed, and if he was given another chance, he would never have said those few words that made him get hammered.

Because, these words are not only hammered, but also starved.

In the evening, Boss Jing thoughtfully prepared three dishes for Xie Shuyi.

Onion Dip

Scrambled Eggs with Green Onions

Tofu with shallot

Xie Shuyi: "..."

Green onions

One of the weapons used to kill Xie Shuyi

This evening, Xie Shu also looked at the sky full of stars outside the window, and realized a truth: only by learning to flatter and flatter can you embrace a happy life.

And Jing Luo didn't sleep well that night. One was that his elbow hurt, and the other was that he ate too much green onion and felt a little nauseous.

Looking at the sky full of stars outside the window, Jing Luo also realized a truth: a gentleman does not move his hands but speaks.

The next morning, Jing Luo woke up very early, and as usual, after washing up, she simply went to prepare breakfast.

Breakfast was ready, and Xie Shuyi didn't wait until Xie Shuyi came down.

Jing Luo was not in a hurry, and waited for a while, but he still didn't see anyone.

He was a little panicked, thinking to himself, could it be that that elbow killed someone last night?

But after thinking about it, I didn't make much effort.

Then I thought about it again, why did my elbow hurt even if I didn't exert much force?

I don't know how many turns I turned in this thought, and finally, Jing Luo still couldn't accept the condemnation in his heart, so he took the initiative to go upstairs to ask someone to come down for dinner.

After knocking on the door, Jing Luo called out to thank Shuyi.

No answer.

Jing Luo pressed his ear to the door panel again, but there was still no movement.

……

Gone?

Jing Luo was in a hurry, knocked on the door, and shouted: "Xie Shuyi! Xie Shuyi? Xie Shuyi, are you still there?"

there is still no movement in the house

Boss Jing was completely panicked, turned on his toes, and hurriedly prepared to go downstairs to pick up the keys.

But before he could move his legs, the door behind him opened.

"What's wrong?" Xie Shuyi yawned and walked out.

"You..." Jing Luo looked at him, "It's all right."

"I..." Xie Shu also looked at him, "There seems to be something wrong."

"..." Jing Luo couldn't help but lower his voice, "How do you feel?"

"I feel..." Xie Shuyi touched his empty stomach, "I'm a little hungry."

"..."

At the dinner table, Xie Shuyi didn't even bother to say anything, and kept eating.

Jing Luo watched him gobble it up, and felt guilty again.

He considered his words, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Xie Shu also..."

"En." Xie Shu couldn't open his mouth, so he only agreed.

"That..." Jing Luo took a sip of soy milk, "Does your stomach still hurt?"

"It hurts." Xie Shu also told the truth.

"Then..." Jing Luo felt even more guilty, "Why don't you go and have a look?"

Xie Shu also took a mouthful of soy milk and forgot to swallow it.

He wondered if he didn't wake up this morning

Is this person apologizing to him?

Xie Shu also swallowed the soy milk and asked, "Are you apologizing?"

"..."

"Do you accept?"

Xie Shuyi: "Can I say no?"

Jing Luo: "?"

Jing Luo looked at Xie Shuyi, was silent for a moment, and said in a good voice, "Then how about I change it?"

"In what way?"

Jing Luo thought for a while, "Will you be free of rent for a month?"

Xie Shu also thought about it seriously, "Is there any other way?"

"..."

"How do you say that?"

"For example..." Xie Shu also looked at Jing Luo, "Let me smash it back?"

Jing Luo: "..."

Isn't this person a bit over-the-top?

Jing Luo didn't speak, Xie Shu also thought he was really thinking.

"I'm kidding you," Xie Shu also smiled, "It doesn't hurt anymore."

"..." Jing Luo secretly heaved a sigh of relief, "Really?"

Xie Shu also took a sip of soy milk, touched his still sore belly with the other hand, and said, "Of course it is true."

Jing Luo breathed a sigh of relief. He took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun and said vaguely, "You scared me to death this morning."

Xie Shuyi: "So worried about me?"

"I'm afraid." Jing Luo said.

Xie Shuyi: "What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid you're gone." Jing Luo had no scruples about Xie Shuyi, and said to himself, "If you are really gone, I can't continue my business. Who would dare to come and live in the future?"

Xie Shuyi: "..."

Stomach hurts more

In the evening, after dinner, Xie Shuyi managed to avoid doing the dishes due to injury, and was even arranged by Boss Jing to do other tasks.

剥蒜

It has been more than half a month since Laba, and Jing Luo prepared to pickle Laba garlic on a whim while watching TV in the afternoon.

The task of peeling garlic naturally fell on Xie Shuyi.

Xie Shuyi was peeling garlic while watching TV. After a while, Jing Luo came back from washing the dishes, and the two of them peeled garlic together.

The garlic is peeled, the glass jar is ready, and the vinegar is also ready.

Boss Jing did not move for a long time.

Xie Shu also watched from the side, planning to take the opportunity to steal a lesson. After waiting for a long time, seeing that his teacher hadn't moved, he asked, "What's wrong?"

"Should I pour the vinegar first or put the garlic first?"

"..."

The two looked at each other, Xie Shu also decided for a while, and said: "How about putting it together? You put garlic cloves, and I pour some vinegar?"

Jing Luo: "..."

"Are you stupid? Why don't you just dip it in vinegar and eat it?"

Xie Shuyi: "..."

The two stared at each other with big eyes, but didn't understand why, Jing Luo sighed, took out his mobile phone, and prepared to call for rescuers.

"Hello? Are you asleep?"

"It's okay, just ask Laba Garlic whether to put the garlic first or the vinegar first..."

Across the phone, Xie Shu also heard the old lady's loud voice asking: "Oh, you are stupid, you don't know how to do this? If you want to eat, come and get it, if you can't do it yourself, you have to wait."

"..." Jing Luo glanced at Xie Shuyi, and said calmly, "I don't want to eat, but Xie Shuyi is clamoring for it."

Xie Shuyi: "?"

"Ah... Got it, hang up, go to bed early."

"Excuse me?"

Jing Luo hung up the phone and put the garlic into a glass jar, "Put the garlic first, then the vinegar."

Xie Shu also said "oh", and looked at Jing Luo's hand without blinking.

The room is warm and warm, a layer of water vapor has accumulated on the windows, and the warm yellow light is at hand, sometimes brightening and sometimes leaving a shadow with Jing Luo's movements.

Xie Shu also became fascinated looking at this flickering place.

"What are you looking at?" Jing Luo kept moving his hands, and Yu Guangyun seemed to be thanking Shuyi.

Xie Shu was also slightly startled, and looked away, "Jing Luo, when will you get a girlfriend?"

Jing Luo glanced at him with a smile, "Why do you ask this? Do you want to introduce me?"

"No," Xie Shuyi smiled and said, "I won't introduce you if there is."

"Then what are you asking!"

Xie Shu also murmured, as if talking to himself: "Don't have a girlfriend."

"..."

Jing Luo heard his words, and said half-jokingly: "Then you and I?"

"Is it possible?" Xie Shu also asked.

"..."

Jing Luo poured the vinegar in, tightened the lid of the glass jar, and put it aside.

After finishing all this, he looked back at Xie Shuyi with downcast eyes, "Xie Shuyi, do you like men?"

Xie Shu was obviously taken aback for a moment, and then asked, "What about you?"

"Me?" Jing Luo smiled, "I like..."

Jing Luo purposely kept things a secret, picked up the glass jar and left after speaking halfway, leaving only one sentence: "Guess?"

"I can't guess," Xie Shuyi looked at Jing Luo's back and said to himself, "Because I'm not sure either."

like men

still simply like you

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