Green Tea O Identification Guide

Today's Forum: Ming University's Higher Mathematics Class encounters gx [Picture] [Picture]

Today I went to the next door to deliver male tickets to class, and unexpectedly found Master Xing in the high math class! ?Shocked my mom!Master Xing went back to school in his busy schedule to go to school, high school, math? ?

Let me introduce, my idol's top Alpha, 1.8 meters three, eight-pack abs.The talent show became popular in three months, and the first time acting in a play gained millions of fans. This year, he is 22 years old, the son of the chosen one, and he deserves to be a shareholder.

1L

No one is good at high math.

2L Daydreamer

Hello Dakar, I am a senior in mathematics.

3L stubborn pig

Did no one notice the person next to the male god?So handsome too

4L

That blond hair is absolutely wabi wabi!Are these two...so familiar?

6L watermelon growers

It must be Colonel Lin's grass.Does the internet have no memory?

7L

?smell melon

8L watermelon growers

Gu Xing and Lin Wa were in the basketball team of the vocal music department and the acting department respectively back then, and they didn't know each other if they didn't play on the basketball court.

Anyone who has watched Gu Xing play ball knows that he is a 1.8-meter strong man. On the court, he is aggressive and unrelenting. He dribbles and lays up like a firecracker, and no one can take his ball away. He should play football.However, if you meet Lin Bi, you will fall, except that Gu Xing's team won the first friendly match between the two, and then Gu Xing felt as if he had bumped into a Buddha when he saw Lin Bi, let alone snatch it from Lin Bi. If the ball is dropped, he dare not even touch him.

Known one, there is no friendship on the court; Known two, Gu Xing meets Lin Counsel, dare not confront him.

Got: There's love on the field.

9L

There are not many male Alphas in art colleges, and the males in the vocal music and acting departments are all smug, and they probably twist their waists and buttocks like so-and-so when playing basketball.

10L

Upstairs outside the school?Poisonous...worship cancer?Don't be afraid, melon farmers, please continue the beautiful love story of Xiaocao X Xiaocao!

11-15L: row.

20L Guarong

Gone.

21L: ? ? ? ?

22L Landlord

Eh, is it gone?Why do I feel more and more complicated, I was outside the window and just saw another super handsome guy inserting...

23L

How handsome, please be sure to explain with a picture!What was inserted and how was it inserted?

24L

Sudden color change.jpg

25L Landlord

I can't shoot Orz now

……

Seeing some students surrounded the lecture hall one after another, the old professor decisively pulled up the curtains and said angrily into the microphone: "University is a place for learning. There are no stars and fans in the classroom, only teachers and learners. ! After class starts, students who cannot guarantee to focus on their studies, please walk out of my class consciously now."

Gu Xing poked Zhou Xianwang in the front row, "Wang, what class is this?"

Zhou Xian looked back, his amber eyes first glanced at Lin Wu lightly, and then replied: "Linear algebra."

"Oh, I still have a little impression of this. It's just asking for x and y to calculate the square difference, right? I didn't bring a textbook, so can you lend me one?"

Although it sounded like Gu Xing understood this concept as algebra, Zhou Xianwang knew that Gu Xing didn't care, so he didn't explain it. Without saying a word, he handed over his textbook and threw himself into the embrace of mobile games again.

Gu Xing was a little complacent, and whispered to Lin Wa, "Lin Wa, Mr. Zhou is blind, so he doesn't remember your face."

Oh!Lin Wu secretly admired.

Seen from the angle from the rear, Zhou Xianwang's profile is particularly youthful, with a straight and straight nose, eyelashes fluttering, and cheeks that look a little pouty and easy to pinch.Ask him what to answer, borrow textbooks as soon as he asks, and don't talk too much about why Gu Xing came to class, he is really a good boy.As for face blindness, that's even better.In the past, people who chased him ranged from A to O, and Lin Wu hardly needed to be proactive. Those people more or less fell in love with him at first sight, and there was no challenge at all.

After all, Ming University is a world-renowned institution of higher learning, and the commotion caused by Gu Xing soon subsided when the class bell rang.

Xiao Zhou in the front row silently put his phone under the table, racing against the clock to continue playing for one minute before going to class, but Xiao Gu in the back row stretched his neck to look at the phone screen in front of him, and after looking at it for a while,

"Fuck, you are so good at eating chicken! Let's take my brother to eat chicken tonight!"

Zhou Xianwang put down the phone with a "snap".

Gu Xing didn't realize what he said, so he repeated in a raised voice, "Let's eat chicken together tonight!"

Don't talk shit, civilized you and me.Lin Wa spread out the book, looking at his nose and heart.

Noticing the more focused gazes of the people around him, Gu Xing realized that the misfortune came from his mouth, and hurriedly added, "You don't have to eat."

student:? ? ?

Old professor:! ! !

Lin Wa sighed again, what a handsome guy, but it's a pity that he has a long mouth.

The old professor is an honorary professor of the Department of Mathematics. He has profound knowledge and has been in the industry for forty years. He has never seen anything in the world. He treats the current traffic stars with a completely dismissive attitude.The whiteboard eraser in his hands is like a gavel in the hands of Mr. Bao. With such a clap, the students immediately sat down neatly.

"Open the book and turn to page 180!"

Gu Xing is a person who is not very embarrassed, and soon he slumped on the chair comfortably, as if nothing had happened.

Lin Wu lowered his voice and said, "Brother Xing, keep a low profile, the professor has been staring at you, didn't you notice?"

"I didn't do anything, I was already eye-catching, what's wrong?"

The purpose of Gu Xingxing's class is to say that he wants to see Lin Yu rejected on the spot, but this is unlikely to happen in an academic class, it must be for some other reason.Lin Wu thought for a while, and suddenly said: "Oh, I just found out, brother Xing wants to go to school, right? I'm sorry to come to school alone, but I found an excuse to drag me together?"

Gu Xing glared at him, "Fart."

With just one glance, Lin Wu knew that his guess was right.

To say that Gu Dingliu's flower path is smooth all the way, he also has a knot in his heart.Gu Xing was famous in a band when he was in high school, and was admitted by the University of Film and Television. When he was young, he devoted himself to playing bands and enrolling in advanced art classes, completely neglecting his studies.

Lin Wubi said truthfully: "You are suddenly transferred to a class now, and you can't keep up with the progress. Why don't you just re-study a degree when you are free?"

Gu Xing: "I can't keep up with the progress, you, can you understand the matrix?"

"I don't understand either." It was necessary for Lin Wa to protect the self-esteem of this stinky Alpha.

"Then blame me." Gu Xing showed a relieved expression of sympathy among the scumbags, "By the way, when did you decide to become an artist?"

"Before filling out the application, I never thought about learning art. My mother tore up the application I filled out and replaced it with a performance. I have no choice but to bite the bullet and prepare for the art test."

"Damn it!" Gu Xing couldn't help raising his voice, "You idiot! How can you let someone else make a decision for you on such a big matter!"

Lin Wu lowered his voice, "Take it easy! I figured it out later, you can't make much money by working hard these days. Artists have a spotlight effect. Once they become famous, they can earn money that ordinary people can't earn for three generations." money."

Gu Xing disdainfully said, "You're looking for money." But Lin Yu didn't deny it: "Okay, okay, I know Brother Xing is a real musician and really loves music. It's really offensive to talk about money."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Gu Xing folded his arms and stopped talking to Lin Yu, trying to listen to what the old professor was saying. Unfortunately, he has been practicing singing and dancing since high school, let alone linear algebra, and his mathematics level is still at the solution level. Phases of linear equations in two variables.

The word "musician" sounded ironic to him, but now his popularity is skyrocketing, and the next three dramas are idol drama protagonists with similar characters. Who remembers Rocker who was holding a bass and sang in a bar back then? ?The brokerage company has set strict rules on his words, deeds, grooming, and even what he likes to eat and what his ideal type is. Gu Xing put it bluntly is the shadow of the character set of "No. 1 Hormone in the Circle, Steel Straight Man Alpha" .

"Star students in the back row, go up and solve the problem!"

To say that Gu Xing, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, was so scared that he dropped his pen when he was called by the teacher in class.The old professor remembered that Gu Xing was disturbing the classroom order, so he wanted to warn him.

Gu Xing looked at the rows of neat number matrices on the whiteboard, and felt that it was a bit like Sudoku.Anyway, whatever it is, he won't.At this time, Lin Wu stood up and walked down the stairs.The professor was about to say something, but Lin Wa took the initiative to answer: "I am also a star."

The professor adjusted his glasses, "...he's also a star. It's quite similar."

Eighteenth-line stars are also stars, there is nothing wrong with them.

The professor came up with a very basic matrix operation problem, which Lin Wa, as a former science student, could barely solve.However, Gu Xing thought that Lin Wa was trying to stand up for him, so he couldn't accept an Omega standing up for him, and being an Alpha, if you lose your IQ, you can't lose your backbone!

Ah bah... IQ can't be lost, isn't it just a few numbers, and the solution can always be calculated.

"Let me solve it!" The big smoker's voice burst out with an overwhelming roar.

Lin Wa turned around in horror: You stupid fool!Didn't you see so many mobile phones open under the table? ?

Gu Xing walked boldly to the podium with his 1.8-meter-long legs.He couldn't understand what he was asking, but fortunately he had good eyesight, so he immediately looked in the direction Zhou Xian was looking at.

Lin Yu was a hundred times more nervous than doing the questions himself, and looked at Zhou Xianwang begging for help. Fortunately, Zhou Xianwang was also very loyal, and he quickly figured out the answer when everyone was still burying their heads in the calculation. Compare 5, 4, 1, 2 in turn.

Gu Xing: "The answer is 5412!"

Doing a question whose answer is a matrix, but giving an integer answer, is almost equivalent to filling in an "omit" in an English multiple-choice question.The professor suspected that he had heard it wrong: "This is a...uh...matrix summation problem."

"Wrong, it's 5142!"

The professor was a little messy, and seeing Gu Xing who answered with great confidence, he even began to doubt his own question: "The answer should be a matrix...Student, don't be nervous, why don't you write out the process and calculate it slowly?"

A process cannot have a process.Zhou Xianwang's answer is impossible to be wrong.Gu Xing thought that he misread the gesture, and tried the arrangement and combination of four numbers again: "Is it 4512?"

professor:"……"

"1452?"

As Gu Xing guessed one by one, the laughter in class could no longer be suppressed.A classmate with a low laughing point couldn't help but let out a goose cry. It was this spark that ignited the laughing points of others, so the entire lecture hall burst into laughter one after another, making passers-by seriously suspect that there was a chicken farm.

Lin Wa couldn't laugh, he just wanted to find the time machine.

The human comedy video of the top-ranked answering questions spread to the student group of Ming University in the first place. About two hours later, funny bloggers, celebrity bloggers, and entertainment big Vs reposted it one after another.

#顾兴打打老教师##客兴数据题##星球证学#

An old artist issued a scarf, taking the opportunity to criticize the impetuous status quo of young traffic artists.

"The environment in which young literary and art workers live is too superior. Too early success can easily lead to impetuous mentality and neglect of learning. Such a mentality is very detrimental to the performing arts career."

So the next day followed the trending search: #顾兴暴感##谈谈流量##守兴打大名#

According to the speed of going out of the circle, after a while, even the old man would have to use Gu Xing as an example to persuade his grandson to study mathematics well.

Gu Xing's elite personality is broken.So much so that the company made a decision to break the boat and face the "mistake": cancel Gu Xing's performance arrangement for the next three months and send him to Ming University for further study in the summer school.

Gu Xing is also a tough guy, and his personality does not affect his self-confidence in the slightest. He even feels better in front of Lin Yu, probably because he feels that he is a "hero to save the beauty", even if he bears "infamy".If he doesn't, then Lin Wa will make a fool of himself.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Wa also received a notice from the economic man.The godfather has arranged for him to borrow for the next three months, with the idea that he will definitely be able to catch this wave of enthusiasm.Lin Wa signed a contract of selling himself in his early years, and he had no choice but to let him manipulate him.

So, on the first day of the summer school, on the campus where the wisterias were blooming, Gu Xing and Zhou Xianwang bumped into Lin Wu who was holding a new book, their faces changed.

Zhou Xianwang tried his best to recall this familiar face, "You are the one..."

Gu Xing rushed in front of Zhou Xianwang: "Ci'ao! Why are you here!"

Zhou Xianwang:?

It is imperative to protect milk A.Knowing Lin Wa's methods, Gu Xing sent a pointed answer that day.The title is the central idea, "How to Identify Green Tea O".

Zhou Xianwang was bored in class, so he opened it and took a look.

Attention all Alphas, beware of the green tea O around you!

Weak and harmless little white rabbit

playing tricks with double standards

secretly seductive do not give fuck

The eyes are a bit hot.Zhou Xianwang decisively closed the post and replied with two words: Speechless.

Just as the phone was being put away, a notification popped up on another pink phone in the bag:

From Love of the Moon and the Stars

Su Yuze: Long time no contact, pretty.How is it going?If it's good, I can sleep well tonight. If it's not good, would you like to come to my dream?I will always be here waiting for you.

Zhou Xianwang pressed his temples, becoming more and more confused about the setting of this otome game.Is green tea Alpha also very popular in Omega now?

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