dragon pen

The little monk thought carefully about what the hell "Longyang" was. After thinking for a long time, it seemed that he finally found such an "erotic word" from the corner of his mind. He said "ah", and his fair face suddenly changed. Like a boiled shrimp, he quickly raised his hands to cover his eyes, turned his back and shouted: "Why don't you wear clothes! Even if you are a dragon, you can't be without clothes! Put your clothes on quickly! You really have hot eyes!"

The man was entertained by the little monk's funny reaction at first, and after carefully savoring his words for a while, his expression suddenly changed——

"Spicy eyes? Speak well, you just said I have hot eyes?"

"No clothes in broad daylight, walking around naked, isn't it hot eyes?" The little monk turned his back to the man, "Have you put on your clothes? I turned my head to talk to you when I put them on..."

Oh.

The corner of the man's lips curled up viciously: "Get dressed, turn around."

The little monk believed it was true, so he put down his hands and turned around.

Turning around, I saw the two things hanging under the man's crotch dangling...

He took a deep breath, and quickly took two steps back. Amidst the sound of rushing water, he covered his eyes with both hands: "You lied!"

This scolding appearance gave the man the urge to laugh wantonly. Although the wound on his calf was still bleeding out, he really couldn't laugh, but the corners of his lips twitched and hooked, and he sneered and said: "You little monk is really interesting, everyone is a man, and you have what I have, why are you acting like a big girl with a yellow flower... Ah, a big girl with a yellow flower, tsk, is that what you mortals call it? "

"What's the same?" the little monk retorted, "What's the difference? My bottom looks different from yours—me, me, me, I don't have splits!!!"

"……What did you say?"

do the splits?

ha?

The man lowered his head to look at the two undersides of himself, which are different from ordinary people and which he is proud of. There are many people who have seen his two treasures, but everyone is amazed and appreciative, and they are said to be It's a "split". This is really the first time.

But at this moment, look at the child who spoke rudely in front of him, his face was so red that even his head was about to turn red, as if he finished commenting on the things under the man with big eyes, and then realized that he had spoken so crudely. The words, ashamed and anxious, even with a little bit of guilt——

Of course, it is the guilt of the Buddha.

Instead of looking at the naked dragon in front of him who has been unfairly evaluated for a certain organ.

The man curled his lips, feeling that these mortals are boring and without aesthetics. He moved away and walked ashore. With a wave of his hand in mid-air, a set of red and gold painting clothes appeared in his arms, and at the same time, a pair of matching shoes fell on him. At the feet - the man was not in a hurry to get dressed, he sat down generously on the wet boulder by the spring, lazily rushed not far away and turned his back to his humanity: "The person who was muttering and chanting scriptures on the mountain just now is you? My lord That is to say, why is he so unlucky today, he was bitten by that three-eyed dog just now, and after finally finding a quiet place to rest his breath and heal his wounds, someone recited in his ear the scriptures about subduing demons and exorcising demons... "

"You were bitten by a dog?"

The person with his back turned to him was stunned, as if he subconsciously turned to look at the wound, but he didn't expect that person to sit on the boulder with his legs spread apart and face him, so when he turned around, he caught sight of——

He raised his hand again and "baji" covered his eyes with both hands: "You talk after you put on your clothes!"

The man snorted, but he really picked up a piece of clothing and put it on. I asked casually, "What's your name?"

"The name of the little monk is Shi Kong." The little monk with his back to the man said, "This... benefactor, what should I call you?"

"Zhu Jiuyin."

"..."

"Don't be 'little monk', little monk. Didn't 'I, I, I' be very happy just now?" There was a soft "da" after that, the man put on his robes and boots and stood up. At the same time, he walked around the sudden The little monk who fell silent stepped forward and asked, "Why are you silent?"

"The little monk has honestly reported his name," Shi Kong said, "but the benefactor is playing tricks on the little monk like this, so the little monk can't help but know what to say—"

Before the words fell to his face, he was pinched.

Shi Kong: "?"

Zhu Jiuyin: "'I'."

Shi Kong: "..."

Zhu Jiuyin: "Why did I play tricks on you?"

Shi Kong: "Small... I asked what your name is, and you said your name is Zhu Jiuyin—what is Zhu Jiuyin? Don't bully me. I haven't read those messy folk books, I know anyway, Zhu Jiuyin Yin Nai is one of the ancient twelve shaman ancestors, a figure in legends, a creature who opens his eyes for day and closes his eyes for night—"

Shi Kong suddenly stopped halfway through his speech.

Zhu Jiuyin took a good rest, let go of his face, straightened his sleeves, and smiled: "Is it a thing that opens its eyes for day and closes its eyes for night?"

Shi Kong: "..."

Dragon.

"The world has changed. I thought that dragons were a rare thing these days. I didn't expect ordinary people to see them casually. It's not surprising to see this one. After all, there are hundreds of dragons passing by here every day. Claiming to be Zhu Jiuyin." The man was speechless.

Shi Kong's face changed, he took a step back, he still couldn't believe it and said: "If it's really Zhu Jiuyin, why would you think it's annoying for me to recite the exorcism scriptures..."

"Maybe it's because you're ignorant. Even if you read the Tao Te Ching, you'll be bored."

"If it was Zhu Jiuyin, how could he be reduced to being bitten by a dog..."

"You're questioning this now? It's very common for a dragon to be bitten by a dog, but it's not common for Zhu Jiuyin to be bitten by a dog?" Zhu Jiuyin's face changed, "It seems that I have a very tall image in your mind. ?”

"You answer my question first."

"Because a dog is not an ordinary dog." The man lazily said, "Have you heard of the Roaring Dog? That's the one, today the dog is at odds with the dog owner, and the dog is against the owner—hey , where are you going?"

Before Zhu Jiuyin finished speaking, he saw the little monk who was willing to talk to him and turned his head away without hesitation. The little monk who was walking on the mountain road tied his hands and said, "I haven't finished talking, why are you going?"

The two buckets of water carried by Shi Kong on his shoulders shook, but the water in them did not leak. He walked forward without turning his head: "If you don't want to say it, you don't have to. I don't understand why you insist on talking about it." Nonsense made a mouthful of evil..."

"..."

It turned out that I didn't believe it.

Zhu Jiuyin raised his lips meaningfully in a direction that Shi Kong could not see, and did not continue to argue with him about this—whether the mortal in front of him believed that he was Zhu Jiuyin or not, it had no effect on him at all. It's okay to insist that he is talking nonsense.

He didn't bother to talk nonsense with him.

Thinking so, Zhu Jiuyin followed the little monk unhurriedly until the two reached the front of the mountain. Seeing the little monk jumping up the tall mossy stone steps, he lowered his eyes and looked at the little monk in his heart. He swears that "children are energetic and lively", but at this time, the little monk standing on a slightly higher stone step suddenly turned around and said to him: "Pay attention to your feet."

Zhu Jiuyin was taken aback for a moment, and the feet that were about to fall were subconsciously frozen in mid-air——for a long time, he bent down slightly to look, only to find that a large group of ants were carrying Zhizhi's corpse in groups Slowly crawling past his feet...

If his foot falls, he may step on it right.

...but so what?

Zhu Jiuyin slightly raised her beautiful eyebrows to look at Shi Kong who was standing a little higher: "That's it?"

"this one."

"You know I'm not used to talking to people with my head up, and I don't like to listen to people's orders to do anything."

Zhu Jiuyin said lazily, there was not much displeasure in his tone—it was just letting go of the usual, those who were told by him would either run away or kneel down with a plop—but at this moment , the little monk in front of him looked calm, he even looked at him with puzzled eyes, and then asked: "I am standing on a higher stone step, of course you have to look up at me; I remind you not to step on it." Those ants are also kind enough to help you not to inadvertently commit murders, goblins like you have cultivated for a hundred years, just to overcome the calamity and become immortals... do less evil, and when you cross the calamity, you will avoid a thunderstorm—"

Having said that, he was silent for a while.

Then he looked at the man's red pupils, and said slowly: "This is the back mountain of Anle Temple, a place of pure Buddhism. It stands to reason that you elves and ghosts are best to avoid - I don't know why you are so Boldly ran here, but now that you have been discovered, I still advise you to leave as soon as possible... It is very dangerous that today you met me who is not capable. If you met my master today, then your hundred years of cultivation may be in vain. -"

Shi Kong is trying to persuade him with kind words.

However, Zhu Jiuyin was ungrateful.

"Your master? Monk Yuanhai?"

"You know my master?"

"When he gets out of bed and pours a urinal, he makes three noises at his waist, and he can still come down to this spring to catch monsters?"

As soon as Zhu Jiuyin finished speaking, Shi Kong's eyebrows were raised high. It seemed that a quality education was inevitable——Zhu Jiuyin suddenly felt a little dizzy, and hurriedly beat the child before he started to preach. Cut him off and said: "Anyway, don't care why I appear here, and don't even think about deciding when I come and when I leave, just go back with your water... For you, if I am really a monster, you will be killed by me." You deserve it if you catch it, right?"

"Monsters have good monsters too." Shi Kong tilted his head, "You didn't do me any harm, and you fetched water for me, maybe you are a good monster who has devoted himself to cultivation. If that's the case, it would be a pity if you were caught."

"Aren't you scared anymore? You were so scared at first."

"You don't look scary like this."

It's pretty nice.Shi Kong swallowed the second half of the sentence back into his stomach.

"Oh, you said that when I split the dragon root, I also thought about wringing your head off your neck."

Zhu Jiuyin's tone was flat and serious - he was really not joking, but to his surprise, the little monk standing on the stone steps carrying water laughed and waved at him: "Go quickly!" Bar."

Zhu Jiuyin: "..."

Shi Kong: "Goodbye."

Zhu Jiuyin stared at him, but the speaker didn't seem to care about his reaction. After saying goodbye, he picked up the water and wobbled back and forth on the mountain road. When he walked away, he was still standing in the same place. The man on the ground heard the annoying chanting sound from a distance——

This time I recited a scripture and then climbed up a step.

At this speed, it is not known that the year of the monkey will bring the water back.

Thinking of this, Zhu Jiuyin rolled her eyes, and lost interest in soaking in spring water, and simply ran down to Kunlun Mountain to soak in the healing hot spring—that's right, although the cold spring water can relieve pain, it is still a disinfectant more important...

What if there was rabies in that mad dog's purr?

……

When Shi Kong came back carrying water, the rice just ready for lunch was dug out from the rice bucket. Seeing that fresh spring water just happened to be picked up by Shi Yuan, the senior in the kitchen, he praised Shi Kong and quickly scooped up a ladle of water with a wooden spoon. However, before he could put it into the rice washing jar, he sniffed his nose and frowned suddenly——

Called back Shi Kong who had already stepped out of the kitchen with one foot, the young monk who was slightly older than Shi Kong, about twenty, but with a slightly mature face, asked the young monk seriously: "Brother, I would like to ask you a question. You have to answer honestly."

The young monk in front of me is usually close to Shi Kong, and because he is older, he is outstanding among the younger generation, whether it is reading scriptures, homework or doing things. Shi Kong always likes to ask him any questions, and respects him very much—— So at this moment, he was stopped by him with a serious face, and the little monk became more nervous with a confused face: "What's wrong, brother?"

"Did you go down to the spring water in the back mountain to play today because it was fun to catch fish?" Shi Yuan asked the innocent little monk in front of him.

Shi Kong was stunned for a moment, his eyes rounded randomly and he subconsciously said: "I don't have any..."

"I still said no, monks don't lie, you see that your trousers are soaked, and only half of it is wet. It is obvious that the edge was wet after you picked it up and put it in the water." Shi Yuan threw the wooden spoon into the bucket lightly. , tugged Shi Kong towards him, "Also, the water in the bucket smells like fish. Are you playing for fun, catching fish, putting the fish in the bucket, and then releasing them?"

fishy smell……

Shi Kong thought for a while, and then thought of a green dragon tail that was holding a bucket full of water in front of his eyes at a certain moment, and the water drops slipped from the dragon tail... Thinking of this, he showed a dazed expression, and was about to deny it, but then Hearing Shi Yuan say: "I won't tell Master and other senior brothers about this, lest you will be punished, just think about how many mistakes you have made today—"

"But senior brother, I really don't have one!" Shi Kong pursed his lips aggrievedly, paused, and said, "I went to the back mountain to fetch water, and I did, but it wasn't because I was greedy for fun, but because For seeing a wounded in the water—”

"Wounded what?"

"……snake."

"so what?"

"I picked it up and put it in the bucket. I wanted to rub medicine on it to heal its wounds, but it turned around and wanted to bite me, which scared me so much." Shi Kong said, "So in the end I had to Give up and let it go."

"Oh, that's right." Shi Yuan didn't look suspicious, turned around to look at the wild vegetable porridge in the pot, stirred it with a wooden spoon, raised his eyelids, glanced at Shi Kong and said calmly, "If that's the case, That's why the senior brother wronged you, and the senior brother apologizes to you—"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Shi Kong showing a hesitant expression, and he raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong? Isn't the apology not enough? Do you want to punish the brother?"

"No, no, no... nothing." Shi Kong waved his hands nervously, and after thinking about it for a while, he showed a troubled expression, rubbing his feet on the ground, and finally said hesitantly, "Brother, I'm here today." I saw something, and I became suspicious because of it.”

"what's up?"

Shi Yuan scooped up a spoonful of porridge, put it to his mouth and blew it, took a sip and was about to taste the saltiness——

"I saw two snakes under the snake." Shi Kong blushed, "Is it the snake I saw that has a special split at the bottom, or are they all like this?"

"puff--"

The milky white porridge spewed out from the lips of the older monk in an arc shape.