dragon pen

In recent days, the little monsters in Zhongshan Candle Dragon Mansion have had a hard time.

I have long heard that my master was imprisoned in the Black Lotus Water Prison and was tortured until half his life was left after the massacre in the heavens. I was worried because of this—then I received a suicide note written by Zhu Jiuyin , a group of little monsters jumped up and down suddenly, becoming restless... But they are all little monsters, and Zhongshan is a barren place that the Three Realms don't care about. It is absolutely impossible to find out anything about Zhu Jiuyin...every day After finishing the daily work at hand, everyone came to the eaves one by one and looked up at the sky with their heads up and their mouths open. Just looking at it like this, it was like hoping that a candle would fall from the sky.

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooened...】

[Snake scales? 】

[Wooooow, I heard that there is a scary monster lady in the Black Lotus Pond, who specializes in sucking the soul of powerful monsters with high mana...]

【My lord is also going to open a harem in prison? 】

【fart!Didn't the letter home written by the adults say that he has someone he likes! 】

[The little flower in the laundry room is broken in love? 】

[Yes, you can go. 】

[Hehehehe...ah, no, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, sir, it's not true that you just die like this...ah!Why are you beating me? 】

"—Stop talking nonsense," the old man with a frog hat on his head under the eaves leaned on a cane and looked at the sky and said calmly, "Our master is the notorious Twelve Witch Zuzhu Jiuyin, how could he be Such an easy death...he will come back."

then.

Finally, about half a decade ago, the day was clear and clear, probably the new God of Spring took over, and everything on the earth was revived—in such a beautiful spring, the little monsters in Zhongshan Zhulong Mansion finally looked forward to Zhu Jiuyin. return.

Amidst the cheers, the butler wearing a frog hat tremblingly came to him and knelt down to welcome the man back.

He looked much better than the rumors said. There were blood stains on his clothes, but most of them were not his blood; Dirty, almost covered with blood and filth...

He looked tired.

Not much to say.

It’s just that someone prepared hot water and plunged it into the pool. It took almost two hours for the maid to comb his hair. But the man fell asleep, and the little monsters didn't dare to disturb him, so they had to quietly and desperately heat the water in the pool where he bathed, for fear that all of them would accidentally catch a cold...

At first, everyone thought that Zhu Jiuyin was just tired, and after a few days of rest, he would be able to recover the spirit that he used to shout a word that could be heard throughout the Zhulong Mansion—but what everyone didn't expect was that after this class, he would be able to recover from From spring to summer, when the rainy season comes, the man still looks sluggish all day long, sitting wherever he goes, or lying down, as if he has no bones in his body, unable to do anything...

People have become whiter than before.

It seems to be blessed.

……

Ao Guang: "What's wrong with you?"

Zhu Jiuyin: "What can I do?"

Ao Guang: "We all feel uneasy if you don't cause trouble. Yesterday, the Heavenly Emperor asked, is Zhu Jiuyin still alive?"

The man on the couch turned over lazily and said "Oh", the baggy underwear was hanging on his shoulders, the long silver hair was hanging down, he half-closed his red pupils, and laughed: "...you are cheap."

The man's smile didn't reach his eyes, he just touched his bulging belly while talking, he ate and slept all day, his abdominal muscles disappeared... Ao Guang stared at his hands for a while, then fell silent After a while, I suddenly had a very creative idea: "Candle Dragon."

Zhu Jiuyin: "What are you doing?"

Ao Guang: "...you're not pregnant, are you?"

Zhu Jiuyin: "... Get lost."

Ao Guang is old and disrespectful, shaking his beard to show off his sons and grandsons, and persuading Zhu Jiuyin that he is really big and big, so he should get a little evil dragon to let the gods in heaven wake up, even if they wait for their descendants. Don't even think about living a happy life... Zhu Jiuyin's left ear came out of his right ear, and he didn't hear a word, thinking that my wife has already converted to my Buddha, so where can I give birth to a little evil dragon.

Ao Guang saw that Zhu Jiuyin didn't like to talk to him, he looked bored, so he took it away after mentioning it... After visiting Zhu Jiuyin, he left a message, "Everyone misses you very much, I heard that your last level of skill is not good enough. I was listless when I got it back, and Taishang Laojun asked me to bring you some pills." Missing like this——

After Ao Guang left, Zhu Jiuyin pondered for a while, she seemed to really stay at home for half a year, and she really became a Zhailong.

It doesn't fit his style.

So he got up from the couch, twisted his waist and touched his protruding belly, and turned his head to go to Tianting, who heard that he missed him so much, to make trouble—one person and one dog in Nantianmen have now become handsome from a kid The young man and the handsome puppy, seeing Zhu Jiuyin, lost the unafraid courage of a newborn calf when they were young, and let Zhu Jiuyin enter swaggeringly without stopping him.

Zhu Jiuyin first went to visit the group of old men and gods who heard that they missed him very much, packed a pile of fine wine, emptied a furnace of pills, and finally went to Yuelao Temple, under the terrified eyes of the old man Yuexia, He picked out his own wooden sign and put it in his pocket; he also picked out another person's wooden sign and put it in his pocket.

Old Man under the Moon: "My lord, this is—"

Zhu Jiuyin: "I'm no longer a couple, so take this sign home as a souvenir."

Old Man under the Moon: "...the other piece—"

Zhu Jiuyin: "Belong to the bliss of the Western Paradise, why, you don't even let the bald donkey go?"

Old Man under the Moon: "..."

Zhu Jiuyin forcibly took the two wooden signs and left, and returned to Zhongshan's mansion. After carefully rubbing and playing with it, the old butler finally asked for a strong red thread, then jumped up clumsily, and put it back into his pocket.

Get up and go into the room to continue laying the corpse.

The little monsters in the mansion looked at each other in blank dismay, everyone was worried, but they couldn't do anything about it: What can I do?What happened to their master?

And so it was night.

An astonishing event happened——

In the middle of the night, everyone fell into a drowsy sleep, and suddenly heard the voice of Buddha from outside. After rubbing their eyes and opening their eyes, they found that there were golden Sanskrit characters covering the mansion, and the golden light illuminated the summer night sky like daytime!

At first, everyone thought that someone was looking for trouble again, until the light gradually faded, and the atmosphere around Zhu Jiuyin suddenly became stronger—the little monsters with the powerful demonic air could not breathe——

Just like when their master was completely victorious.

...Ah no, it's better than that.

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the door of Zhu Jiuyin's room was pushed open, and the man came out of the room in a daze, sweating profusely as if he had just passed through a catastrophe——Old Butler Frog's eyes lit up, and he saw them The master didn't know why the skill that disappeared in the last layer also recovered. At this time, his limbs were all shining golden. Looking at his slightly glowing hand, one could imagine the bright yellow of the dragon's claws when it was flying in the sky.

just.

... What happened to the egg in the master's hand?

……

Another few decades passed.

In the blink of an eye, summer is coming to an end, and the weather is getting cooler.

Since that night, Zhu Jiuyin carried the egg of unknown origin with her wherever she went, and everyone thought her master was probably crazy: especially yesterday when he touched the egg and asked the frog housekeeper if he should give it to him when the weather turned cold. Knit a little sweater with eggs.

Knit some little sweaters.

For this kind of request, the frog steward refused, because in a blink of an eye, it was Zhu Jiuyin's eighth birthday, which was about 880 years old. Although recently, Zhu Jiuyin's IQ seems to have returned to the one that can remove the previous "880" and the remaining one age, but the Candle Dragon Mansion should be busy or busy——

There are countless rare treasures sent from all over the world.

"Donghai Dragon Palace presents a Millennium Night Pearl."

"The Tushita Palace presents an immortal artifact, a fire umbrella."

"Huoyan Mountain presents a jar of Unclean Bright Earth."

"Huaguo Mountain presents...a boatload of bananas."

Zhu Jiuyin held his egg in one hand, and crossed his legs to listen to the gift list from the frog housekeeper——Since the egg was born, he has stopped dozing off, and he has not gained weight, and his charming abs have returned, although he is still a nerd , but also restored the handsome A Zhailong in the past, listening to those bits and pieces, he didn't see much joy: "...No one sent a little sweater?"

The frog steward said blankly, "No."

Zhu Jiuyin: "I want a small sweater."

The frog steward continued to be expressionless: "No."

Zhu Jiuyin: "Oh."

The frog butler remained expressionless, shook the gift list in his hand, and read out loudly: "A letter from the Taiheng Mountains, inside, the disaster god beast Su Lian will come to visit in the near future, note: I don't eat spicy food."

Zhu Jiuyin: "Recently, the gate of the mountain has been strengthened, and idlers are refused to enter - especially cattle. I want to come here to eat grass for free, but I am still picky. Why don't I go to heaven?"

The frog steward's eyebrows trembled, he ignored him, and continued to read: "A white jade Buddha is presented to the front hall of Yuzao."

A Jade Buddha was brought to Zhu Jiuyin, and the red cloth was removed, revealing a crystal white body underneath, sitting on the futon was a Jade Buddha—the Buddha statue was dressed as an Arhat, with his hands clasped and sitting upright, with a silver dragon twining behind him, With teeth and claws, it is vivid.

Zhu Jiuyin: "..."

Zhu Jiuyin was slightly taken aback, got up from the couch, stared at the Buddha statue and said nothing.

night.

He hugged the egg and sat cross-legged on the couch, staring at the Buddha statue as if he was a bitter enemy. He was both happy and sad. When his emotions reached their peak, he regretted why he didn't completely demolish the front hall of Yuzao In the end, he even let this woman come out to act as a demon: it made his heart ache now.

Zhu Jiuyin: "...so annoying, is it postpartum depression?"

While thinking about it, Zhu Jiuyin touched the egg in her bosom to calm her shock.

Moved the Jade Buddha to the side, pulled the small quilt to cover the eggs, the man waved his sleeves, the room became dark, he lay down with his back to the Jade Buddha, and closed his eyes.

... After an hour, he opened his eyes with great energy.

Can't sleep.

He turned over again.

Stare at the Jade Buddha again.

Then he suddenly turned over and sat up, walked quickly to the table, sat down beside the Jade Buddha with his thighs, and sat down beside the Jade Buddha. Buddha."

Buddha statue: "..."

Zhu Jiuyin: "... this time, if the obeisance doesn't work, I will never even think about my obeisance again from now on—"

Buddha statue: "..."

Zhu Jiuyin: "If my Buddha is merciful, saves all living beings, and everything in the world is fraternal love as he preached, wouldn't it be impossible to break up the marriage and call people heaven and earth... er, it's not counted as heaven and earth, in short, it's the separation of the two realms? It’s not good for me to tell you that my wife was taken away by you to chant scriptures, leaving orphans and widowed dragons behind. Do you think this is appropriate? Be sensible and return my wife. The one named Silver Dragon Arhat grows up with you It has to be exactly the same—"

Zhu Jiuyin raised her sleeves and wiped the dust on the Buddha statue in front of her, which probably didn't exist.

There was a sudden silence.

He put his hands on his thighs and stared at the Buddha statue—for a moment, his heart seemed to be filled, and then it was emptied the next moment, with ups and downs, which made him feel a little difficult to breathe...

He turned his head and looked at the egg on the bed that was well covered under the quilt. He was thinking about going to the West Heaven and Pure Land. It seemed that it should be put on the agenda. rustling sound.

Zhu Jiuyin: "...?"

It's a mouse.

It's a servant.

It was the desperate gossip guy who was eavesdropping outside.

Zhu Jiuyin stood up with a dark face, walked quickly to the door, and opened the door of the room at a speed that people outside would never expect——

creak.

Zhu Jiuyin froze in place.

At this time, the outside of the house was like a black sky, and a silver band of light fell from the sky to the horizon, and the stars were shining brightly, like the Milky Way.

The man standing outside the house was dressed in ordinary clothes, straw sandals, with black hair and black eyes, and seemed to be taller than before.

At his waist hangs a gilt pen.

He stood under the darkness with a smile on his lips, and the moment he looked at the man in the room, his smile became clearer.

"Jiujiu, why are you calling me now?"

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