dragon pen

Day two.

South Gate.

Erlang raised his chin and hugged his chest, looked at the middle-aged fat land who was bitten by the hem of his clothes by the little milk dog, and the disaster beast standing behind him, his immature face wrinkled into a bun: "Why are you again?"

"I haven't finished asking yesterday's questions." Su Lian said lightly.

Erlang Shen: "What is the land holding in its hand?"

Middle-aged fat land: "Baozi."

Erlangshen: "Why did you bring all the grains and mundane things from the mortal world?"

"Zhu Jiuyin refuses to cooperate. He needs to be punished a little. The filth of the world will damage his cultivation. He might recruit him if he is afraid." The fat man holding an umbrella said expressionlessly, the station was full of wrinkles His face really looked grim.

Erlang Shen was so frightened that he picked up his dog and took two steps back. When the cold-faced God of Disaster and the gloomy Land with an umbrella walked past him, the "Land" walking behind heard Erlang God's voice in minutes. Sui Sui Nian: "The mind is so vicious, and the behavior is so ugly, no wonder you can only be the next god forever."

Hearing the words, the land god holding an umbrella paused, then turned around and smiled at him.

Erlang shivered.

……

The edge of the prison.

Zhu Jiuyin was bored soaking in the water and playing with the lotus with his tail, but when he heard the sound of gravel falling far away, he raised his head, and saw a chubby body coming from the floor lightly from a distance. Jumping over the stacked stone steps——

Zhu Jiuyin stretched her neck, and at first there was unconcealable joy in those red pupils.

However, when the chubby figure got closer and closer, his smile narrowed, and his joy was perfectly concealed... So when Zhang Ziyao floated from the water with an umbrella and landed on the wet steps, he Slightly raised the edge of the oiled paper yellow umbrella in his hand, and what he saw was a dragon with a stinky face.

Zhu Jiuyin: "Who?"

Zhang Ziyao: "Me."

Zhu Jiuyin: "Why are you here again? Was what I told you yesterday all nonsense? God gave you a life discount, but you don't understand what a life discount is? A mortal runs to heaven every day, why don't you know how to be afraid? Eat bear's heart Leopard guts or—”

Before the words were finished, the short fat man bent down and put down the food box, took out a still hot big white bun and stuffed it into his chattering mouth, at the same time squatted down and poked his strong chest: "Eat it!" Dragon heart."

Zhu Jiuyin was stuffed with a steamed bun, squinted his eyes slightly, took a breath and inhaled the sweet bean paste stuffed in the steamed stuffed bun. When he started to feel that the steamed stuffed bun was scalding his teeth, the steamed stuffed bun was picked up by the short fat man and tore a small piece It came to his mouth: "Do you want it?"

Zhu Jiuyin resisted but still opened his mouth obediently, Zhang Ziyao threw the white dough in, Zhu Jiuyin chewed it twice and said in disgust: "No stuffing!"

However, he still swallowed it obediently, and said in a vicious voice, "When have you eaten dragon heart?"

"Yesterday."

"What, you killed a dragon on the way back after seeing this gentleman?"

"I came here once, and I brought a dragon heart with me when I went back." Zhang Ziyao threw the white dough into his mouth, leaving a large piece of black bean paste stuffing into Zhu Jiuyin's mouth, " When I go back, I will make some stew and drink it."

"...Well, hum," Zhu Jiuyin understood, he was not shy, but raised his lips brazenly, "It's disgusting to learn how to talk about love with this greasy appearance."

"Tai Lianqing is very happy that I changed bodies with him."

"That's right, you can lose dozens of kilograms without going on a diet. Isn't this a good thing?" Zhu Jiuyin dragged the food box brought by Zhang Ziyao with his tail, and poked the big white bun inside with the tip of his tail. "Did you remind him?" It's just for his use, it's best not to let me fumble around, even if it's just a hair, it's my property..."

Zhang Ziyao blocked his mouth with a steamed stuffed bun, unwilling to listen to his old man's chatter.

"Jiujiu, how can I save you?"

"Why don't you call me Xianggong?"

"I'm talking to you about something serious, can you be more serious?"

"...Does this gentleman look so dishonest? You didn't say you didn't want to when you took all the flowers away yesterday, but after a day, you turned your back on me and dismissed me after a few buns? It's not that easy to coax, You go, you go."

"..."

If this man hadn't been seriously injured, he would bleed out from his collarbone after swallowing a mouthful of steamed stuffed buns. Zhang Ziyao really wanted to beat him up, but seeing his pale face and his energetic appearance, he couldn't bear it... So Stretching out his hand, he pinched Zhu Jiuyin's dangling chin: "How can I save you?"

"It can't be helped."

"lie."

"real."

"Then I'm in prison."

"You have the ability to go to heaven on your own. With this chubby appearance, you can't beat that little milk dog looking at the door. What kind of prison is it? This prison is so good that I am still locked here to act?" Zhu Jiu Yin's tone was harsh, and while he was talking, his face suddenly became serious. He raised his jaw and looked at the person in front of him, his eyes were sharp, "I'm not kidding, Zhang Ziyao, don't be too smart for me, you can be slapped by me with a single tail." Dead people, why use such crooked brains."

"There must be someone who can save you."

"Buddha." Zhu Jiuyin rolled his eyes. "Or the hairy monkey with a criminal record who has returned to the Buddha's position."

"Where can I find them?" Zhang Ziyao stood up and asked.

Zhu Jiuyin was taken aback for a moment, then laughed: "They won't talk to you."

"It's not that the monks are compassionate—"

"When they need to be less merciful, they will use the excuse of clearing up evil obstacles and caring for the common people to kill relatives righteously." Zhu Jiuyin patted his tail, "Go back, go back, I'm fine, how long can they lock me up Ah, the big deal is eight hundred years..."

"then what do I do?"

"..."

"You can't answer."

"..."

Zhu Jiuyin remained silent from the beginning to the end, because for the first time, he found that he also encountered a question that he couldn't answer.

……

On this day, Zhang Ziyao left the Heavenly Court and returned to the mortal world to change his body with Tai Lianqing. It rained heavily—the people on the street were overjoyed, thinking that their rain god had returned, and spring had finally arrived... Running on the street, they let the heavy rain fall on their shoulders, but at this moment, no one noticed that on the second floor of the inn at the end of the street, the black-haired boy was standing by the window and staring at the sky full of lightning, thunder and dark clouds .

"It's like... the gods are angry."

The boy's voice was very low, so low that it was almost drowned by the sound of rain hitting the eaves—but just as he finished speaking, a muffled thunder came from the sky, struck the flat ground far away, and the earth shook.

Zhang Ziyao didn't know what happened, but when Su Lian came back at night, he told him that Zhu Jiuyin was trying to negotiate with Tianting. People don't know what the content of the negotiation was. People only know that the negotiation broke down in the end, and Zhu Jiuyin made a big fuss The fire broke out, smashed more things, injured more people, and suffered more serious injuries.