dragon pen

From the beginning to the end, there are only three sentences on the rice paper——

[Master Fei Surian, the God of Disaster, condescends and condescends, just an arm's length behind him. 】

[Lord Su Lian remains motionless. 】

【Master Su Lian yawned. 】

Zhang Ziyao turned his head and glanced at Su Lian, who frowned slightly: "Is this a little meddling?"

Then, the third line of characters disappeared silently, and the original three lines of characters became two more bleak ones... Such a pen with irritability, witty and lively, cannot be forced to say that it is broken, so at this time Zhang Ziyao was a little dumbfounded in the face of the rice paper that was just as empty.

He put down some dragon pens and looked back at Su Lian, and asked in a suspiciously professional tone: "Niu Niu, I will ask you again, what is the chance that the God of Spring and the God of Rain will not appear in such a grand sacrificial ceremony?"

Su Lian still folded her sleeves and lowered her eyes, and the answer did not change: "The probability is zero."

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

Zhang Ziyao: "But they really didn't show up."

Su Lian paused for a moment, raised his head and looked out of the window, the sky was dark, even after the sacrificial ceremony, it didn't seem to turn sunny...it didn't seem like it was going to rain, but it was covered with dark clouds, it made one feel in a good mood look up.

The God of Disaster raised his eyebrows: "Perhaps there is something delaying... If you really want to know why the two gods didn't show up, maybe you can ask a land—"

Zhang Ziyao: "... Looking for land again?"

Difficulty finding land.

It has to be said that although the two of them are not on the right track for three days and two days, Su Lian and someone seem to be carved out of the same mold in the way of handling things - it was the first time before that he used a dragon brush to summon the gods. The land in the capital is too clean, isn't it because of the sudden stop of the rain at that time...

Zhang Ziyao scratched his head, thinking that if he can't see it, he can't see it anyway, he doesn't have to see it anyway. He was trying to dispel this thought, but before he could speak, he felt uneasy for some reason—it wasn't for anything else, he just suddenly I remembered that the rain suddenly stopped in Longlong and the capital was saved from flooding. It seemed to be a good thing at the time, but in the end it also involved such a big accident like Su Lian that almost turned into a mess... Now the god of spring is not coming, and the rain is not falling , such an anxious matter, won't there be a worse ending, right?

The more Zhang Ziyao thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

And he has always been pointing and hitting when it comes to Crow's Mouth—

For a long time, the boy stood silently in front of the table.Can't help but look at the people who sincerely prayed for the Spring God and the Rain God in front of the Spring Temple... He raised his hand, touched the exquisite bird mask on the table, and sighed: "Then Tell the land to come out and have a look."

……

Having made up his mind, Zhang Ziyao hurriedly packed up his things and returned to the Luojiao Inn, spread out the rice paper again, and arranged the sacrificial tribute table the same as when Tailian Qing was summoned last time—this time without Zhu Jiuyin's help, Zhang Ziyao also remembered the same thing, feeling a little uneasy in his heart...

After ordering the incense and setting the roasted chicken with melons and fruits, Zhang Ziyao concentrated on standing in front of the table. The dragon brush in his hand trembled slightly, and a line of words appeared first——

[Sir Sulian, the God of Disasters, condescends and condescends to stand one foot away from his body. 】

Zhang Ziyao quickly said, "He doesn't count."

[Master Su Lian, the god of disasters, does not count. 】

[Wait, he doesn't count? 】

[Master Zhu Jiuyin, the master of the twelve witches, does not count. 】

[Master Zhu Jiuyin, the master of the twelve witches, is not here today. 】

[Strange. 】

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

Su Lian passed by the table, and stretched his head to take a look: "This is a lot of nonsense, if it is not a magic weapon, someone would have already chopped it up to burn firewood."

Zhang Ziyao raised his eyelids and glanced at Su Lian. He was about to say, are you someone's upper body? You are so irritable, but then he looked down and found that the writing on the rice paper on the table had disappeared completely, just like the one in his hand. The pen never worked well—

Zhang Ziyao was helpless. He didn’t understand why a pen could do so many things. Later, when he thought about it, a chicken would become fine after being raised for a long time, and cats would also cultivate immortals and worship Buddha. This pen is also an extraordinary thing. ... Zhang Ziyao was thinking wildly, when suddenly, the pen in his hand moved again——

[Fude Zhengshen Taishang Huang Zheng is roasting the chicken three feet away. 】

[Fude Zhengshen Taishang Huang pei pei spat out the chicken in two mouthfuls. 】

[Fudezhengshen Taishang Huangdao: It's not Wangji roast chicken on the street. If you have such no taste, how can you imitate others who offer tributes to ask God? You should make a wish that doesn't work, and there is no god to protect you! 】

Zhang Ziyao: "?"

coming?

where?

Did you see anyone?Neither do cats!

Zhang Ziyao raised his head and looked at Su Lian with a puzzled expression. At this moment, Su Lian also rolled up his sleeves to read the words on the rice paper with a strange expression, and also looked at the roast chicken not far away, which was sitting in place without moving. After a while, he She raised her eyebrows at Zhang Ziyao: There is nothing, so is this crazy?

Zhang Ziyao winked at Su Lian and motioned him to take a closer look, Su Lian gave him a deep glance, and then reluctantly went - came to the roast chicken and looked around, right next to him When I was about to return without success, I suddenly saw the roast chicken's stomach trembling from the corner of my eye...

It was like being kicked from the inside by something.

Su Lian immediately stopped her steps to leave, her eyes were calm, she stretched out her hand and picked up the roast chicken with its paws and shook it with lightning speed——

Zhang Ziyao's eyes widened, and then he watched helplessly as Su Lian shook out a brown furry ball with no tail from the roast chicken. The palm-sized fluffy ball rolled around on the ground and shook its head!

【Fude Zhengshen Taishang Huang fell from the roast chicken and fell to the ground.He fell into a mess. 】

[Haha, hahaha! 】

Zhang Ziyao immediately threw the pen, and yelled "it's him" at the furry mouse. It was too late to say, and just as he finished his words, before the furry could react and run away, Su Lian had already bent down and wiped the furry rat away. The lump was picked up and held in the hand—

[Master Sulian, the God of Disasters, bent down and grabbed the God of Fortune, Taishang Huang——is this just meddling with rats? 】

"If you keep talking nonsense, you will really be used to chop firewood." Zhang Ziyao glanced at the dragon brush lightly.

The gilt pen that no one was holding suspended on the rice paper suddenly paused, and then fell on the rice paper with a "click" as if dead, and the ink splashed everywhere...

At the same time, the hamster caught by Su Lian was struggling desperately, and was about to bite off its long teeth, but it stopped suddenly when it touched the bandage on his hand—a small head Raising his head as if in slow motion, those mung bean-like eyes met Su Lian's calm golden pupils.

Then, Zhang Ziyao saw the furry "squeak" in horror, his head went limp, and went limp to one side!

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

Zhang Ziyao: "You crushed him to death? Didn't you?"

Zhang Ziyao: "They just glanced at you?!"

Zhang Ziyao: "Niu Niu!!!!!!"

Su Lian glanced at Zhang Ziyao, came to the table and threw the ball of fur on the table: "You're still alive, don't shout."

Zhang Ziyao's hanging heart fell to the ground, and he let out a long breath and had to admit that he was terrified - no matter how low the level of the land master's immortal rank was, he was still an immortal, even if Su Lian was a divine beast, he would kill him casually He can be regarded as killing gods... If you kill a person, you will pay for your life with your life, so killing a god is still worth it?

Zhang Ziyao broke into a cold sweat just thinking about it, but Su Lian calmly straightened the bandage on his hand that had just been bitten off and stepped aside: "What are you panicking about? Even if it dies, it will do its own crimes. I invited it to bite me? "

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

Zhang Ziyao: "Aren't I worried that you did something wrong?"

That tone of caring for a child made Su Lian glance at him dissatisfied. The young man pretended not to see it at all, but turned around and stared at the fluffy ball limp on the rice paper: it was not a mouse, it was a hamster with a short round tail. The one with fat belly, well, it’s still a foreign breed!

After a while, when Zhang Ziyao lay on the table and stretched out a finger to poke the fat belly of the limp milk tea-colored mouse, the hamster slowly woke up...

As soon as I looked up, I looked at a pair of——

Curious black pupils that belong to humans.

The fluffy hamster jumped up from the rice paper with its short legs, stood on the rice paper with two paws, and tried to look down at the fur of its abdomen—however, its neck was too short and its stomach was too big, no matter how the other two paws pressed The belly is always pressed down here and bulged up there, pressed down there and bulged up here...

When it let go of its two paws, its stomach bounced up.

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

Zhang Ziyao looked a little fascinated.

Hamster: "Hi."

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

"I'm calling you, kid, who are you looking at? The hamster was shocked when he spoke, right?" The hamster shook his stomach, puffed up his chest that was connected to his stomach, "Let's see if my lord's stomach is stained with ink gone?"

"..." The corners of Zhang Ziyao's lips twitched, he lowered his head and glanced, "It's a little bit."

"Damn Xipi, I just changed the new hair, and I made you stinky old nines stain it--ink is the hardest to wash off, hey!"

The hamster started cursing like a hooligan, raised his head, and was about to scold the kid in front of him who had the guts to dirty his fur, when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly saw the young man standing behind the boy— ——A delicate face that can't be moved away after one glance, but the facial features are extremely indifferent, one-eyed, golden pupils are calm and indifferent.

He stares at it.

With the look of a fried hamster for lunch.

The hamster froze for a moment. It was just caught and bitten on the jumping belt and found that the taste was not right. When it raised its head and looked at the single-eyed golden pupil, the memory flooded in. At this moment, the whole hamster stood at attention. Well, if its eyes are not blind and its brain is not sick, it knows this person——

Disaster God, Fei, Su Lian.

Adult version.

The hamster paused, looked at Su Lian and then at the human child in front of him, tried to recall, and then remembered a story that had been widely circulated in their social circles, about Tai Lianqing's trash and the beast master and Mingcha Qiuhao's pen The descendants of the owner's Zhang family...complex stories.

Hamster: "..."

Looking at Zhang Ziyao again, the hamster said, "You are a child of the Zhang family."

As soon as it finished speaking, seeing Zhang Ziyao nodding obediently, the hamster disappeared with a "poof", and behind the white mist was a vague human figure that gradually stretched its body—a human figure only the size of a teapot.

When the white mist dissipated, Zhang Ziyao was surprised to find that the place where a fat hamster was standing was replaced by a man the size of a teapot. He was slender, fair-skinned, and handsome. Shaking, writing the words "Fudezhengshen"——

It is exactly the same as Tai Lianqing's god card pinned to his waist back then.

At this time, the handsome and slender man called "Taishang Huang" first bowed respectfully to Su Lian - then he straightened up, changed his face, put his waist down, turned around, and looked at Zhang Ziyao again: " Children of the Zhang family, aren't you in the capital? How did you end up in this remote and remote place where no birds shit? Experience the country style?"

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

Zhang Ziyao didn't answer.

Taishang Huang: "?"

Zhang Ziyao: "Where's 'Zhi'?"

Taishang Huang paused, and asked in confusion, "What is it?"

Zhang Ziyao replied: "...Tai Lianqing has to 'meow' every time he finishes his sentence."

"..." Taishang Huang showed a suffocating expression, rolled his huge eyes, and said, "My uncle is not the same as that idiot fat man with a mouth habit. If it is a cat meowing or a mouse, it will squeak. Doesn't the bird want to chirp?"

Zhang Ziyao looked blank: "Isn't it?"

Taishang Huang's expressionless face: "No."

Zhang Ziyao said "Oh" and touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment. At this moment, he saw Taishang Huang casually sitting down on his Dianlong brush—the posture was like sitting on a tree stump On the ground, the two long legs for his own size stretched out, and he raised his head and looked at Zhang Ziyao: "Since I have come here, I don't want to eat such a bad roast chicken and then eat it again." It's a waste of time... Hey, Zhang's child, what do you want to do with Grandpa Land?"

Zhang Ziyao looked at the young god who couldn't be called "Grandpa" in confusion, shook his lower lip, and said, "I have something to ask you."

Taishang Huang lazily said: "Ask."

Zhang Ziyao was very straight to the point: "Oh, can you tell me what happened to the God of Spring and the God of Rain?"

Taishang Huang: "..."

Zhang Ziyao: "..."

Taishang Huang: "..."

Zhang Ziyao: "????"

What Zhang Ziyao didn't expect was that as soon as he finished his words, the air really froze--I saw the relaxed expression of the land god suddenly froze. "Suddenly remembered that my uncle still has something to do" while pretending to be nonchalant and walking out...

Zhang Ziyao gave way, and Su Lian walked out from behind, grabbed the villain on the table by the nape of his collar, and said indifferently: "Who will allow you to go?"

With that cold and domineering tone, Zhang Ziyao couldn't help turning his head to look at Su Lian one more time.

Taishang Huang was caught by Su Lian, he struggled and found that he couldn't get away, and he really didn't dare to make a mistake, he just smiled compensatingly, turned around and laughed and said: "Master Fei, it's not that you don't know, the God of the Upper Realm We don't get the turn of the lower realm gods to get involved, and we don't know what happened in the sky..."

"I don't know what you are hiding?" Su Lian exposed him without hesitation.

Taishang Huang: "..."

Su Lian: "Say."

Taishang Huang looked like a wilted old eggplant, his face was purple. Under Su Lian's questioning, he showed an expression of a wolf in front and a tiger in the back. He carefully looked around as if to make sure whether the partition wall had ears. After a while, he "Pfft" and turned back into a hamster again. The fat hamster desperately stretched its short legs and climbed onto Zhang Ziyao's arm. Standing on Zhang Ziyao's shoulder, its small claws pulled his earlobe...

Zhang Ziyao had to turn his head slightly——

"Let me tell you, I really don't know what happened above—I just heard that a very, very bad event happened in the Heavenly Court a few days ago. How bad is it? Back then the Monkey King Comparing it with Havoc in Heaven, it seems to be just playing monkeys during the Chinese New Year..."

"..."

The hamster let go of Zhang Ziyao, stepped back, squatted on his shoulder, and then returned to normal volume: "What happened specifically is a secret of the gods that we are not qualified to know. It's just that the world has been in chaos recently, and the god of spring and rain has disappeared. Maybe it has something to do with this matter—Children of the Zhang family, if you really want to know, you might as well go back to Beijing and ask that old fat cat in Tailianqing. matter... As for whether he is willing to say it, dare to say it, it depends on your friendship with it."

"……How to say?"

What are you afraid of?

"My lord heard that an adult fell into demons and killed gods, and killed many gods, including the gods of spring and rain." Taishang Huang raised his paws and scratched his stomach. He smiled nervously, "But just listen to it, how could there be such a powerful person in the world? Moreover, to kill a god, you must have a divine weapon. There is no divine weapon in the world that can be used as a weapon..."

When Taishang Huang said this, Su Lian raised his eyelids.

But he didn't say anything, and lowered his eyes again——

Neither Taishang Huang nor Zhang Ziyao noticed Su Lian's emotional change that could only be called a flash.

Until the hamster strolled down Zhang Ziyao's shoulder again, chilling at what he said just now, and disappeared in a flash as if he didn't want to stay any longer...

Leaving Su Lian and Zhang Ziyao looking at each other——

Zhang Ziyao: "What should I do?"

Su Lian: "Go back to Beijing, look for land, ask, and then make cold salad."