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"Old man, you don't understand, I feel very sad."

Holding her chin with one hand, Zhu Jiuyin was sitting in front of the ancient stone plate, holding a black chess piece in her hand and trying to move——

"It's really sad."

Sitting opposite him, what Yuelao thought was that the writing in the almanac was really accurate, and it said "it is appropriate to close the door to thank guests", which means "it is appropriate to close the door to thank guests". Uninvited guests who don't listen...

What does it have to do with the old fairy whether you are melancholy or not?Yuelao only cares about the order of marriages in the three realms, and does not arrange marriages to solve problems for people in love!

"The relationship between me and my little pet has stalled." Zhu Jiuyin casually put the chess piece in his hand on the chessboard.

Yue Lao: "..."

Zhu Jiuyin: "It's your turn."

Yuelao bent down and saw that the white pieces on the chessboard were clearly going to die every step of the way. They were killed to the point that there was clearly no place to make a move——slightly shocked, he looked up at the man holding the black pieces, and saw him sighing, He didn't look like he was playing chess seriously——

There are no more than three people in the entire Tianting who can surpass Yuelao in Go attainments.

No one in the entire Heavenly Court knows that Zhu Jiuyin is an old hooligan with no knowledge and skills...

Now this is-

Yue Lao was quite confused, at this time Zhu Jiuyin was still busy complaining: "Do you understand the meaning of not moving forward? Hmm? It's like being frozen in mid-air, not going up or down... Want to get close, I'm not good Long Yang, I always feel that something is weird; I want to distance myself, but I feel a little worried; when I don’t see him, I want to find a way to tease him, I always think that the angry look is cute; when I meet him, when he is really angry, It's really annoying, if it wasn't for my strong self-control, I would have strangled him hundreds of times—"

Zhu Jiuyin was thinking brokenly, then suddenly paused, showing a stupefied expression: "Old man, I am so worried about gain and loss, looking lost, is it possible that I am sick?"

……What disease?Yue Lao raised his head in a daze, crazy?Or lovesickness?

Looks more like a neuropathy.

"Staring at an ordinary face, he couldn't move his eyes away. He raised his eyelids and looked at me, and a flock of birds flew into my heart; but I couldn't say a word that appealed to me every minute. The bird fluttered for a while and then died like rat poison on the tip of its heart..."

"My lord, you are—"

Can you find a more standard Hongluan Heartbeat than you!

"Now my gentleman's red thread is broken again, and no one knows who is tied to the other end of the red rope... Hey, it's so annoying, I can't play anymore." Zhu Jiuyin frowned and disturbed the chessboard in front of him, pushing the chessboard away Stand up, "You look for me again, my lady who has been lost for many years..."

"My lord has never thought about this before."

"I'm thinking about it now." Zhu Jiuyin stood up and stretched. "It's probably old, and it's safe to bury it in the future. It's good that someone burns paper money every Qingming..."

"Is there anyone else who can harm you for ten thousand years?"

"There is no difficulty in living a long life," Zhu Jiuyin smiled indifferently when he heard the words, "If you tear up the book of life and death, you will be an immortal monster."

"..."

After saying that, Zhu Jiuyin muttered, "Go away, or I will be ran around by that little idiot for a while", but he didn't explain who the "little idiot" was, but just wanted to leave on his own, leaving Yue Lao alone Bending down to send off——

What "Life and Death Bo Yitie casually is an immortal monster" is serious casually, looking at the three realms, the most bastard is not the monkey grandson who has made a fuss all over the world, but the really daring person, emotional Haven't had time to do it yet!

"grown ups."

"Huh?" The person who was about to leave stopped.

"The two worlds of man and god, although there are many entanglements, but it is a matter for mortals, my lord still..."

"I know, I know."

"To cause trouble for such a fleeting life is another unwarranted disaster."

"You old man. You can't say something nice..."

Zhu Jiuyin murmured, seemingly displeased to listen again, and quickened her pace until the sound of lazy footsteps was far away... The old man Yuexia who was standing there straightened up, and Yuelao let out a long sigh.

The matchmaker behind her came up, holding a wooden sign in her hand: "Master, Master, I found the sign of Grandpa Wu Zu. Look, this man is actually a mortal..."

Yue Lao narrowed his eyes, took the sign and looked at it.

"Do you want to re-tie the red thread for Grandpa Wu?" The matchmaker asked, stepping on her feet.

"...There is a reason for the break. When it's time to connect it, it will naturally be connected." Yue Lao casually hung the sign in his hand on the wood next to him, "Just follow the fate."

Pink clouds and mist drifted over the treetops, and pink flowers on the trees scattered and fell, almost covering the bluestone road under their feet... The wooden signs on the wooden frame were dangling, except for two solitary ones hanging on the two sections of the frame, The broken red thread on the wooden sign fluttered in the wind——

……

Zhu Jiuyin was going to get back from the Nantian Gate the same way he came from, but he passed the Lingxiao Palace, and at a glance, he saw the Lord of the Heavenly Court sitting on the steps in front of the Palace and sighing - that's how Zhu Jiuyin came here. Seeing someone who was also sighing at this moment, he immediately felt very kind, turned his feet, and sat next to the Jade Emperor.

"Heavenly Father, what's the matter with you?"

"You bitch is as fierce as a tiger, so worry." The Jade Emperor raised his head to look at the person, and his head hurt even more, "You bastard, why did you come to the upper world? Are you going to find trouble with the Qing family again? Bar?"

"Looking for Yuelao to play a game of chess."

"Why are you looking for him?"

"Ask about marriage."

"Have you lived for thousands of years before you can fall in love with Dou Chu? You have a long enough puberty. If you count your fingers, don't you really have to harm Wannianchang?"

When Zhu Jiuyin heard this, the words sounded familiar. I had just heard those words before, so she was not angry at all, and sat down on the steps in front of the Lingxiao Palace with a smile: "To be honest, I have just heard I was angry with a little bastard down below, I couldn't beat him, I couldn't be cruel if I wanted to kill him - when did I ever feel so useless, thinking about it so much, I was so afraid that I would be played by Yuelao... "

"and after?"

Zhu Jiuyin thought for a while about the broken red thread she was holding in her hand, paused, and the smile on her face restrained a bit; "It doesn't seem to be the case."

"For a person like you, those little immortals will not give you a marriage easily if they are not full. Have you ever seen someone propose marriage to Dou Victory Buddha Na Pohou? Isn't that just looking for something for yourself?" The Jade Emperor touched Mo, "If the widow had such arrogance back then, he would be a single nobleman now, the diamond king and the fifth—"

"Hey, there are seven fairies in the world where you are single and noble."

"Hey, shut up, the widow must never miss a son-in-law like you, and don't miss those fairies of the widow."

"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. A hundred years ago, I might still be a little interested. Now, tsk tsk—I just wish I could cultivate my health and become a monk."

"well said!"

With a wave of the Jade Emperor's hand, a pot of fine nectar and jade wine, and two small luminous cups appeared between the two people sitting side by side. He picked up the jug and filled it with the candle Jiuyin, raised his head and drank it boldly—— After the wine passed through his intestines, the chatterbox opened up. Before Zhu Jiuyin could start complaining about how difficult it would be for him to be deprived of his family status by a stupid bull killed halfway, the Jade Emperor complained first: "This woman is just difficult to deal with. , making a fuss every day, making a big fuss every three days—it was hard to coax it, and when I suddenly remembered it two days later, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and I wanted to feel that I had suffered a big loss and was deceived by something, and made a special show , dragging you to repeat the topic that you talked about a few days ago, and what you said last time doesn’t work anymore. You’ll be labeled as a series of lies by her..."

Zhu Jiuyin drank wine, listened to the Jade Emperor's complaints, and thought to himself that it's a good thing we haven't reached such an unreasonable level, although we are putting on a bad face——

It's better than crying, making trouble and hanging yourself.

"What's the matter, let the lady go back and forth like this and can't turn the page."

"Hey, isn't it just for the Jiuluhuan Yueyi who suddenly disappeared a few days ago!"

"..."

Jiulu Huanyueyi?Does this name sound familiar?Holding a wine glass, Zhu Jiuyin thought absently.

"The shrew was yelling that she disappeared before, and the widow persuaded you that you have so many clothes that you haven't worn once. Is it normal to think that you have disappeared? After a few days, you will come out without looking for it—— Well, as expected, after a few days, the clothes were found - at that time she yelled that the widow had given the clothes to other women. Giving it away can still lick her face and want to come back, she wants face, but this sentence convinced her at that time."

"..."

The confusion on Zhu Jiuyin's face twitched, and that handsome face suddenly became expressionless.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor, who was immersed in his own complaining world, didn't find anything wrong at all, and just continued on his own——

"Unexpectedly, she came back to it today and said, 'You're just shameless' and blasted the widow out—hey, I'm so angry, if it's true, it's fine, the clothes really weren't stolen by the widow! Why should the widow accept this? I am so wronged! Right now, I am going to go to Erlang Zhenjun to ask him to use the Roaring Dog. Smell carefully who's breath was on the clothes, and pull it out, and the five thunders will hit the top, so I can pay the widow alone—— Sigh , Zhulong, you bastard, how can you stand up again?"

"...Suddenly it occurred to me that there was still water burning on the stove in my house." Zhu Jiuyin showed an expression as if his butt was on fire for the first time, "I'm going back, the green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever, my god, let's—"

There will be no time in the future.