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"Zhang Ziyao, you have to be reasonable."

Rubbing the tip of his reddened nose, the man leaned lazily against the tightly closed door, drawing out his voice——

"First of all, everyone is an adult. If you let ordinary people go, you, a child, would call you daddy if you ran around the ground, so if you did it, you did it. Don't be ashamed; secondly, it was me who worked hard all night last night, and you are Just enjoy it; in the end, at the end of the night, I paid a lot of public rations, you are good, after pulling out the filth in your body, you will be refreshed and you will drive people away, and you won’t even let them sleep well—”

crunch.

The door next to Zhu Jiuyin opened again.

There was an expressionless face poking out from behind the door. Seeing this face, the man narrowed his red pupils slightly and looked cheerful. He paused and said, "Do you think it makes sense?"

Zhang Ziyao paused: "Is it only me who got the benefits last night?"

Zhu Jiuyin raised his eyebrows and asked back: "Then what?"

Zhang Ziyao said "Oh": "Who is that person who hugs me and doesn't let go and wants to come out in eighty poses? What is he trying to do? The spirit of selfless dedication?"

Zhu Jiuyin: "..."

Zhang Ziyao: "Tell me a joke, you are not good at Longyang."

Zhu Jiuyin: "..."

The door slammed shut again.

Mrs. Zhu Jiuyin who was leaning against the door had a dazed expression on his face. The last person who dared to slam the door in his face was already... I don’t know how many times he had been alive—and this one who slammed the door in his face Humans, if one dump is not enough, you have to dump him a second time. For this, the most excessive act of revenge Zhu Jiuyin made was to hug him and love him all night.

Zhu Jiuyin: "..."

Thinking of this, Zhu Jiuyin shuddered, and suddenly felt that she should go to the sky to see the beautiful young lady, wash her eyes, and correct her sexual orientation that was bent into the shape of a pig's tail by the way.

……

* Heaven.

The dog lying next to the pillar of the Nantianmen stood up with its ears limp and close to its head, which alarmed the god next to the other pillar with arms folded and eyes closed. Standing up straight, the crown of red tassels on his head trembled slightly due to slight movements, and his voice was low and low: "Ah Xiao, what's wrong?"

The wolfhound had its tail between its legs, bared its teeth, and made an unfriendly "whoop" sound in a certain direction... Just when Erlang thought that some evil spirit dared to trespass on the South Heaven Gate, the next moment he saw a white light on the other side of the cloud. Suddenly, a man in a black tunic landed outside the Nantian Gate. He rolled his sleeves and smiled playfully: "Long time no see, you and your dog are still so enthusiastic as a dog owner."

"...Zhu Jiuyin."

"It's my lord."

"Aren't you busy in the mortal world looking for the seven-color sky-replenishing stones of Empress Nuwa?" Erlang Shen said clearly before he finished speaking: Why did you come to these hot fairy eyes again?

"Something went wrong in the middle," Zhu Jiuyin bent down, pinched the roaring dog's tail with two fingers and shook it, the big dog let out an unhappy cry of "Awow", but he didn't let go, just caring for himself Have fun, "find someone to talk to."

"I didn't know that Heavenly Court still has your confidant of Zhu Jiuyin."

"Yes," Zhu Jiuyin smiled confidently, "A confidante."

"The seven fairies have both sons and daughters."

"Where is Zhinu?"

"After the death of the cowherd, the immortal couple reunited."

"Where's Miss Pantaoyuan?"

"We are married to Bi Mawen."

"Where's Xiao'e?"

"Wu Gang just moved back to Guanghan Palace yesterday... Don't make trouble and tell people to sleep under the tree again! If I were him, I would have chopped you up with that ax——Zhu Jiuyin, if you have nothing to do, you will go to the Three Treasures Palace, What the hell are you doing?!"

"Last night, the moon was bright and the stars were thin, and looking at the sky, I missed my hometown in my heart, and I wanted to come back and chat with the fellow villagers... Hey, now it seems that you are a good dog breeder," Zhu Jiuyin simply said Xiao Tiangou sat down and forcibly dragged the dog over to fiddle with the extremely elastic dog ears, "What do you think about that kind of social relationship that is not normal in the eyes of the world?"

"What?" Erlang Shen didn't understand.

Zhu Jiuyin made things clearer: "How did you not accept the strange eyes of the people around you and fell in love with Xiao Tiangou for a hundred years?"

Erlang God: "..."

Erlang Shen: "What did you say? Me and who?"

Zhu Jiuyin picked up the dog's tail: "...Look at this dog's backyard is like this, don't tell me that you don't know why it's like this - I know how to do it..."

"What do you know?"

"..."

"Have you used someone else's place?"

"..."

Erlangshen was silent, and Zhu Jiuyin was also silent. After a long time, the man sitting on the ground got up and clapped his hands, pretending to be relaxed: "Just pretend that I haven't been here before."

"You know it's impossible," Erlangshen laughed, "Zhu Jiuyin, I would have known what you were here for, did you accidentally touch a man and make his mother's heart flutter, and now you're still counting on him Looking for those old friends of yours to break it straight for you?"

"……fart."

"Don't think about it," Erlang said with his hands on his hips, his face refreshed, "If you bend, you won't be able to come back."

"Nonsense! Why can't you come back! I'm not good at Long Yang!"

The last seven words were almost uttered by roaring, but the dog owner didn't seem to be afraid at all, he smiled and said: "I believe you ass, you have today, you should!"

"How can you, a zoophile, have the right to laugh at me?"

"I'm not qualified. Anyway, tomorrow, the whole heaven will know that you, Zhu Jiuyin, fell in love with playing Longyang...For safety reasons, those young children of Luxian have to be careful in the future. They see you as an old man. Hooligans can also take a detour."

"...you talk again?"

"Ah."

……

*In Guanghan Palace.

A handsome and tall man stands under the osmanthus tree, the osmanthus tree is fragrant, and the cute tender yellow flowers are all over the branches... I used to think it was a pleasant and sweet flower fragrance, but now it seems a little too sweet.

The man raised his hand and brushed off the petals, then lowered his head slightly to look at the slim and cold fairy in front of him—living up to the title of the most beautiful woman in the heaven, Chang'e has been well maintained for these years, her skin is fairer than snow, her skin can be broken by blowing bombs, and her eyes are winking Rusi, but she has a cold personality, Zhu Jiuyin used to be quite good at this.

"I heard that the tree feller is living in your palace?"

"It's just a side hall."

"...Oh, so."

Zhu Jiuyin's eyes turned wildly, seeing that Chang'e's chest was full of snow, and her collarbone was deep enough to hold the desires of all men in the world. Run to that rabbit...

It's fluffy, if you hug it back to that child.Maybe he can see the rabbit and open the Internet and open the door or something—

what.

Zhu Jiuyin quickly reined in his horse from the precipice, broke out in a cold sweat, but tried to pretend to be calm on his face: "Why don't you let that tree-chopper simply enter the main hall? After all these years, I seem to be-"

Before she finished speaking, she saw a crystal tear dripping from the corner of the beauty's eyes, dripping on the fluffy white rabbit fur in her arms, and a small piece of that soft rabbit fur collapsed...

"Ah, Xiao'e, why are you crying? Stop crying, the rabbit fur is getting wet!" As soon as the words came out, Zhu Jiuyin felt that something was wrong.

"You only care about the rabbit?" Chang'e stomped her feet, her eyes were red, "If you like this rabbit, you can take it! Let this rabbit accompany you for the rest of your life! It's a little bit of my heart for so many years, from now on— — Woo!"

The fairy ran away crying.

Zhu Jiuyin with a confused face was left behind.

And the rabbit in his arms.

……

*Hell.

With a gloomy face, Zhu Jiu sat with her sleeves wrapped under the gazebo by the Wangchuan River, with a peaceful furry rabbit on her lap.

There was a table of melons, fruits and fine wines on the table, and Black and White Wuchang sat at the other end of the stone table to accompany the guests——

The last time these two met, they were still clamoring to part ways and go their separate ways, but now they seem to have amnesia and become a sticky lump... At this moment, Xie Bi'an's leg rests on Fan Wujiu's strong body. On the thigh, trembling and trembling, holding the small wine glass with one hand: "This wine is really good, with a strong plum flavor. Master Zhu Jiuyin, where did you get it?"

Fan Wujiu: "Stop drinking, what's your first drink? You're going to get drunk again soon..."

Xie Bi'an's eyes twitched: "I'm drunk and crazy, you can't cure me?"

Fan Wujiu: "It can be cured."

Fan Wujiu: "Reluctance."

Xie Bi'an giggled, and when he finished laughing, he said that the grapes were good, so Fan Wujiu handed them over in person, peeled off the skins and brought them to his mouth, chewed for a while with puffed cheeks, and then spit out a few grape seeds on his big black and generous palm , raised his head and drank the wine in his hand——

Only then did he turn to the man at the table who was silent the whole time, his face as black as a casserole at this moment: "My lord, you just said that you want to discuss some earth-shattering event with us two brothers?"

Zhu Jiuyin: "..."

He took a look at Xie Bi'an's legs on Fan Wujiu's body.

He took a look at Fan Wujiu's arm around Xie Bi'an's waist.

brother.

They call this "brother".

Zhu Jiuyin was silent for a while, gritted his molars and said, "It's okay, even if I'm sick, I actually want to discuss such a matter with you two."

Xie and Fan both showed confused expressions, and Zhu Jiuyin felt a surge in his chest, fearing that he would blow up the hell with another impulse, he waved his sleeves, and stood up with the fur rabbit in his hand: "I'm going back."

Xie Bi'an chuckled lightly, picked up which pot was left open, and said, "Going back to guard your little painter again, he hasn't woken up yet?"

The back of the man who was about to leave paused for a long time before he said "None of your business" and walked away... leaving the black and white under the pavilion looking at each other——

Xie Bi'an: "Why is he so angry?"

Fan Wujiu: "I don't know."

Xie Bi'an: "It's inexplicable."

Fan Wujiu: "Exactly."

Xie Bi'an: "...the grapes are good, um, Lao Fan, give me another one."

Fan Wujiu: "OK."

Beside the Naihe Bridge, the wind howled, as if someone was crying.