The ground is full of hairballs [crossover]

In the dead of night, Lingxi, wearing night clothes, sneaked into the Jishan Hall, pinched a formula and played it on the man on duty, and after he fell into a deep sleep, he began to rummage without restraint. After a while, after Dr. Hu's desk A locked drawer was found in the closet.

Lingxi pulled out the pocket knife at his waist to pry open the lock, pulled out the entire drawer and put it on the desk, flipped through it casually, found a small porcelain bottle, a stack of bank notes, a booklet, and a few prescriptions.Lingxi picked up the booklet, glanced at it briefly, saw that it only recorded a pill formula that was being researched, and threw it back into the drawer in great disappointment.

I imagined that this kind of book should record some secret transactions, or the way of connecting codes and passwords, etc. Lingxi scratched his head, picked up those prescriptions and read them carefully, but still didn't find anything strange , was so angry that he swept the small drawer to the ground.

The drawer fell to the ground, and the small porcelain bottle in the drawer fell to pieces, and a few pills in the porcelain bottle rolled out, exuding a faint medicinal fragrance.Lingxi, who was poisoned by the story book, was thinking about whether to go to Dr. Hu's house to check again, when he smelled the medicinal fragrance, let out a soft "Huh", followed the fragrance and looked down at the small drawer.

Avoiding Broken Porcelain, Lingxi picked up a few pills in his hand, felt the strong aura in the pills, tore a piece of paper from the table, wrapped the pills in his arms, and walked away.

On the second day, the news that Ji Shan Tang had been attacked by a thief spread like an uproar, and most of the people in the city were cursing the thief for stealing into Dr. Hu's house.Mao Wang, who was out to deliver the goods, also heard this gossip from the boy in Piaoxiangzhai, and told Jun Long and Ni Xun as a joke after returning home.

"Master, do you think it's funny or not? The thief didn't steal money, he just stole a few medicines. If he was really poor and couldn't look down on the disease, Mr. Hu would be kind enough to treat him for nothing. Why bother to steal it? I'm not afraid that the stolen medicine will not be good. Symptomatic, then eat to find out what is good or bad."

"You know what a fart, the kind of Jianghu hero who flies over the roof and wall is injured, he must not be able to treat the doctor openly, so he has to steal a few medicines and take it himself!" Jun Long, who was full of martial arts dreams, held his face and began to fantasize about the martial arts.

"Huh~ what big shrimps and small shrimps, maybe the buddy ate it himself, lied and got stolen." Ni Xun, a foodie who treats all kinds of panacea in Junlong Mall as jelly beans all day long, doesn't see Junlong worshiping others at all.

The three of them were arguing endlessly about this, saying that when Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived, Dr. Hu's little drug boy came to the door crying.Jun Long hurriedly threw gold ingots and copper coins on the kang to lower himself back to the ninth level, and then went out to meet the guests with a sigh of relief. Ni Xun couldn't become a human being and went with him. Several gold ingots disappeared.

"Young master, Jishantang was robbed yesterday, and you must have known it. Nothing else was lost in the store, except for the few pills you gave my master. My master put it in a locked drawer." I didn't lose the bank notes that were put with the pills, that thief is really hateful." The little drug boy said, and began to cry.

"Yeah, it's disgusting! Don't cry, what's the matter with me?" Jun Taki listened absent-mindedly. Mao Wang was much more lively and interesting than what he said. Since Mao Wang no longer flinched, Jun Taki discovered that that guy had a talent for storytelling, and he could even gossip with the little guy from Piaoxiangzhai when he went out to deliver a piece of fruit, and then came back and danced and talked for a long time.

"My master is about to research the formula of the pill, it's a shame that the thief actually stole the medicine at this juncture, woo woo woo~ Master, the old man went to the store today to see it, and he was so angry that he vomited blood immediately, and the senior brothers advised him I will ask you to buy a few more, but the master said that this kind of life-saving medicine must not be brought much by the young master when he goes out, and he has to keep it for self-defense, I came here on my own initiative..." The little drug boy said, kneeling He fell to the ground and knocked his head heavily.

Jun Taki was listening to Yunshan Wumao, who was surprised by his worship, a little dumbfounded, and quickly jumped off the chair to support him: "Isn't it just a few medicines, don't cry, I still have a lot here, get up quickly."

"Thank you, young master! Thank you, young master!" Instead of getting up, Xiao Yaotong broke away from Jun Taki and kowtowed again.

"If you don't get up again, I won't give you any medicine!" Jun Taki was really angry. Why is this ancient man so pedantic? Isn't it just a few medicines? He vomited blood and knocked his head so badly!Jun Taki didn't have any affection for the "hero" who stole the medicine.

The little drug boy looked at Jun Taki puffing his cheeks with anger, and said ironically to persuade him to get up, laughed through his tears, sniffed his nose and said, "I knew that young master is a good man!"

"Don't send me a good person card, you close your eyes first." Jun Taki pushed Yaotong onto the chair and sat down, and ordered angrily.

Little Yaotong didn't suspect him, so he closed his eyes obediently. Jun Long took out his handkerchief and dipped it in some tea. He first used the healing technique to wipe off the wound on his forehead, then wiped off the blood with the handkerchief, and then He took out a small wooden box, filled it with blood recovery pills and placed it on the table.

"Okay, open your eyes. After taking the medicine back, remember to take a few for your master. Mao Wang, put a basket of fruit for Dr. Hu. People who are sick should eat more fruits to recover quickly."

The little drug boy opened his eyes, touched his forehead, and found that it was smooth and smooth and did not hurt at all. Then he looked at the small palm-sized wooden box full of pills on the table, and was moved when he heard Jun Long say that he would give fruit. He started crying again: "How embarrassing, woo woo woo~ You are such a good man, young master!"

Good guy card x2!

Jun Taki: ... Send me a good person card again, I'm anxious┗|｀o′|┛

The little drug boy wiped his tears and went back with the fruit and the medicine box in his pocket. Jun Taki let out a sigh of relief and went back to the bedroom. Ni Xun Mao Tuanzi lay on the quilt stack, facing him with his butt, without even looking at him.Jun Long climbed onto the kang, and picked up the gold ingots and copper coins that had just been thrown from the kang in a hurry, and put them back into his backpack.

After working for a long time, after picking up everything, Jun Taki narrowed his eyes looking at the numbers in the backpack: "Why do I feel that I have less money?"

Ni Xun's ears trembled, pretending not to hear, and continued to lie still on his stomach.

Jun Taki sneered silently, took out a few sacks, put all the copper coins into the sacks, and ordered Mao Wang to go to the bank tomorrow to exchange all the copper coins for gold, and put all the gold ingots in boxes. At the end, he emptied the experience points, changed back to level one, then cleared his throat, sat down on the ground, and started to cry.

Ni Xun: ...

Jun Taki, who has become a first-class man, looks like he is five years old, with big eyes, buns, double chins, and small arms and legs like lotus root joints. No matter how you look at it, it is so rare. At the beginning, Ni Xun was also attracted by his appearance, so he was willing He came out with him, and seeing Jun Taki crying pitifully now, Ni Xun felt distressed.

Ni Xun stood up and shook his hair, jumped off the quilt pile, turned back into a human form and picked up Jun Taki from the ground. Now he is close to the appearance of a 20-year-old human being, holding a miniature version of Jun Taki, how do you look like it? Father and son.Ni Xun imitated the way other humans coaxed children he saw on the street, lifted Jun Taki up and threw it into the sky.

Jun Taki, who flew up suddenly, didn't realize what was going on, so he slammed on the beam with a duang~, and the cry in his mouth turned into a scream of "嗤".Ni Xun, who was waiting to catch Jun Taki with his arms wide open, was dumbfounded. He watched Jun Taki knock on the beam, then fell straight down, and fell to the ground from between his arms. He was too dumb to react.

Jun Taki couldn't cry anymore, there was no pain in his body, okay, this time he dropped half of his blood bar, Jun Taki took out a handful of blood recovery pills and swallowed them whole, and brushed himself a few more After the healing technique, he got up sobbing, rubbed his buttocks, and climbed onto the kang in aggrieved manner.

Ni Xun still opened his mouth wide, and stood on the ground with his arms outstretched. Seeing that Jun Taki had climbed onto the kang safely, he put down his hands and closed his mouth. His Adam's apple rolled a few times, but he didn't say anything. , Shrunk his neck and climbed onto the kang, tentatively touching Jun Taki's head.

Jun Taki sniffed his nose, grabbed Ni Xun's hand and bit it: "You want to throw me to death! You steal my money and you want to throw me to death!"

"I didn't! Who told you to lock me in the house and go to see that human by yourself, and you licked him, I saw it through the crack of the door!"

"I said it was healing, not licking! I didn't lick him! You still don't admit it! Obviously my gold ingots are short!"

"Just lick, just lick! You are not allowed to lick other people! If you lick him, I will take your gold ingot!"

"give me back!"

"No!"

The two naive guys quarreled again without nourishment. At the end of the quarrel, Ni Xun hugged Jun Taki tightly in his arms. Jun Taki couldn't move his hands and feet, bit Ni Xun several times, and fell asleep crying.Ni Xun rubbed the teeth marks on his chest, licked away the remaining tears from the corners of Jun Long's eyes, pulled the quilt to sleep with him.

Lingxi, who stole the medicine from Jishantang last night, felt that Dr. Hu's house should be investigated. After nightfall, he changed his clothes and found Dr. Hu's house according to the address that the servants of the city lord's mansion had been searching for during the day. The courtyard wall quietly entered the courtyard and went straight to the study.

Doctor Hu was so angry that he vomited blood in the morning, and all the apprentices who were still in Jinshui City rushed over. After learning what happened, they all persuaded Doctor Hu to ask for some more pills, but Doctor Hu lost his temper and drove them all away.

The little drug boy went to Jun Long on his own initiative, got Jun Long's medicine, and hurriedly brought it to Dr. Hu. He was afraid that Dr. Hu would not take it, so he found Mrs. Hu and asked Mrs. Hu to turn the pill into a potion and serve it to Dr. Hu. Dr. Hu, when Dr. Hu's health recovers, the rest will be used for his research.

Mrs. Hu wiped her tears with a handkerchief and sent the little drug boy away, then hid the small box containing the medicine in her jewelry box, avoiding Lingxi's rummaging by accident.The consonance that almost turned Dr. Hu's house upside down, finally reluctantly took away the basket of fruits that Jun Long gave to Dr. Hu.

Early the next morning, Mrs. Hu was shocked when she saw that her home was turned into a mess. She got off the bed and threw herself on the dressing table barefoot to check her jewelry box. Next, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Lying on the bed, Dr. Hu comforted his old wife dumbfoundingly: "Your outdated things are thrown on the street and no one picks them up. When I get well, let's go to Fuxiang Building and get you the latest styles."

"The outdated thing was also given by you before. I haven't disliked it yet, but you have. Do you also dislike me, an old-fashioned old woman?"

"How dare you, my wife, I'm pointing at you for eating and drinking, you don't dislike me, a bad old man, so you burn incense, madam, it's very cold, you first put on some clothes and put on your shoes? "

Madam Hu put down the jewelry box, turned her back and wiped the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, then went back to the bed, put on her shoes, put on her clothes, and asked the servant girl to fetch water to wash up.The old husband and wife have been together for almost 50 years, and they have never quarreled and blushed. The relationship is much better than many young couples. Dr. Hu fell ill and sweetly coaxed Mrs. Hu to be happy. Mrs. Hu thought it was funny and distressed .