The ground is full of hairballs [crossover]

The screams of the furball cubs soon attracted a group of big furballs, and the little furballs got under the fluffy fur of the big furballs one after another, chirping and chirping in panic. Jun Taki put his hands on his knees, wheezing Panting heavily, seeing the fur balls all over the ground in front of him, his heartbeat accelerated with a 'thump~thump~'.

Ever since this secret realm of Ni Chen was sealed under the Yin-Yang Peak by a protective barrier, it has been more than 7000 years since humans have broken into it. Not to mention these little cubs who were frightened by Jun Taki are now confronting him The big hairy buns in China also learned from the word of mouth of the elders that there is a kind of guy who runs and jumps on two legs and has no hair on his face and body, called human beings.

No one knows the origin of this Ni Chen secret realm, but there is a group of descendants of the ancient mythical beast Baiyan. Although the legendary Baiyan can not only transform into a giant beast with fangs, but also into a human appearance, it is a pity that since being sealed, They lost the ability to transform here, and from generation to generation, they were so comfortable that they only had long hair but not long heads, and they became a group of hairballs.

Jun Taki saw that the group of palm-sized little hairballs shrunk under a group of grapefruit-sized hairballs, and was very entangled. Should he continue to catch the small ones, or just grab the big ones? One, let’s just grab it casually, what to do with all the hairballs all over the floor, the damn online gm, he’s never online when you’re looking for him, Jun Taki’s tangled bun’s face twitched, he gritted his teeth , Who cares, catch it first!

As soon as Jun Taki took a leg, the big hairy balls also exploded, and they opened their mouths one after another, and all kinds of light waves that were the same color as their eyes shot at Jun Taki. He never thought that the hairy balls would attack magic. Jun Taki cowardly lay down on the ground and covered his head, but as a result, the light waves swept over his body, making him colorful, but he didn't even lose a single hair.

Hairballs: ...

Jun Taki lay on the ground and didn't feel any harm for a long time. He peeked out his eyes from between his fingers and saw that the hairballs were looking at each other. He fired light waves, Jun Taki saw this colorful and dreamlike scene, first gave a thumbs up to the special effects of the game, and then rushed towards the hair balls with all his teeth and claws. It turned out to be a group of cute living lanterns, it's great!

Seeing Jun Taki running on two short legs, the big hairy balls picked up the small hairy balls under them one after another, spread their four paws and ran away, Jun Taki was startled by the speed at which the big hairy balls ran out of afterimages In a daze, the Maotuanzi all disappeared, let’s chase, there are people running in any direction, it’s a problem to chase anywhere, Jun Taki sighed, and looked at his four-headed little boy in distaste. body, sat on the ground and took out food, and was hungry after running for a long time.

Knowing that a human has intruded into the secret realm, Ni Xun, regardless of everyone's dissuasion, came to check (explore) the (open) situation (eye) (world), sniffing the special smell in the air all the way to find the Jun Taki, who was flipping through the grass, was stunned for a moment. This human being is different from what the patriarch said, right?Didn't it mean that human beings are seven feet tall, have ugly faces, wear iron sheets, and hold weapons?Why doesn't this little boy who looks white and tender seem not so ugly?

Ni Xun jumped on a tall tree, stood on the branch and looked down at Jun Taki, who pouted his buttocks and rummaged through the grass, watching him whipping in the grass with a soft branch, as if he was looking for something, curious He asked, "What are you looking for?"

"Looking for Mao Tuanzi, do you see Mao Tuanzi?" Jun Long didn't lift his head, his eyes were still searching in the grass up to his waist, and answered Ni Xun's question smoothly.

"What are hairballs?"

"It's a white, fluffy, squeaky little pet." After Jun Taki finished speaking, he was stunned. Is this someone talking to him? npc?He raised his head and looked around, but there was no one around.

"The white and fluffy ones you mentioned, isn't that what you call them? Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi~" Ni Xun stood on the branch of a tree, raised his head and yelled a few times proudly, he had the best voice in the clan Listen, that anthropological call sounds nothing like it!It's awful!

Jun Taki raised his head Xunsheng, and saw a golden-eyed Mao Tuanzi standing on a tree branch, he changed into this expression→(⊙o⊙)

Ni Xun yelled enough. Seeing that the human was really intoxicated by his yelling, he snorted disdainfully, jumped off the ground and was about to leave. Jun Taki followed him without blinking his eyes. , Seeing that he was about to leave, he hurriedly shouted, "Hey~ don't go!"

Ni Xun turned his head and said a little displeased, "You man! What are you calling me for?"

"Will you be my pet?"

"What is a pet?"

"Eh~ You are the only pet that will always follow me, and I will take you to play with me."

"Forever? Hmph~ human life is so short! He died soon, who wants to play with you!" Ni Xun snorted disdainfully.

"I'm not going to die. I can be resurrected even if I die, but it doesn't matter if you die!" Jun Taki dared to despise himself when he saw an npc pet, and even blew his hair, regardless of whether he was a real pet or not. Artificial intelligence, just quarrel with it.

"How can people not die?"

"I just can't die, if you don't believe me try!"

"fraud!"

"If I didn't lie to you, how about you being my pet? Come and make a bet?"

"Who wants to bet with you! Who wants to play with you! I'm not a cub!" Ni Xun looked at Jun Taki contemptuously. No wonder he was so short. He was a human cub, so he knew how to play!

Jun Long saw Chi Guoguo's contempt from Ni Xun's eyes, and just about to get angry, he saw Ni Xun flicking his tail, and after a few vertical leaps, he disappeared as an afterimage, and angrily used his hands The branch of the tree slammed the grass a few times, you bastard!How dare you despise the young master!When you become my pet, I will lick your hair every day!

Ni Chen said that the secret realm is not big, but it is not small. After three days, he was run around by Jun Taki. The dumpling ended up taking away the little hairy dumpling. Jun Taki didn't even catch a hair from the stuffed dumpling, let alone catch it. Tired, he thought of the talking stuffed dumpling. Those golden eyes are so beautiful. .

After Ni Xun, who was missed by Jun Taki, went back that day, he despised the frightened little cubs with disdain. The Mao Tuanzi still didn't believe Ni Xun's words, but after running for three days, they all became bold when they saw that Jun Taki was running slowly and had no means. When Jun Taki didn't chase them, they would stay far away I'm watching this human cub, it's rare to see~ Have you seen people today?

Jun Taki doesn't care about being surrounded by a group of fur balls, but he can't accept this group of shameless little things even watching him when he goes to the toilet. This pet's intelligence is so good, he always feels In their ever-changing "Zhizhijiji", they are really communicating seriously, their tone is full of contempt and dislike for him, and with that look, Jun Taki squatted on the ground while fluffing his hair, and then Look at me this way, believe it or not, I'll jump up and grab you right now~ Lift the table!

Jun Taki lasagna squatted on the ground in tears and was constipated. He couldn’t take half of his trousers off. This game is too fucked. Playing a game, if it weren't for the fairyland-like game scene, and the group of cute hairballs, Jun Taki would definitely be playing every minute. The Nima game has an option to go to the toilet, and the mall doesn't sell toilet paper for nothing!Every time you solve a problem, you have to destroy a piece of clothing. Fortunately, there is no limit to the number of purchases of the novice suit in the mall. Jun Taki comforted himself. Maybe it was because his level was too low, and the toilet paper was on the second page, so he did not log off due to rage. Once you get Mao Tuanzi, you can upgrade. I'm really fed up!

Squatting on the ground enough to vomit, Jun Taki poked open the skill interface, gritted his teeth, showed a smirk, selected the nearest hairball, cast a primary healing technique, and a white light ball popped out from his fingertips, In an instant, it fell on Mao Tuanzi's face, and Xiao Mao Tuanzi felt as comfortable as if his face had been licked by his mother. With a soft "chee~", he lay down on the ground.

The other Maotuanzi saw the human cub cast a spell suddenly and knocked the little friend to the ground. They were all frightened, and they were no longer in the mood to watch. There were a few more, and they were immediately too frightened to fight any more, dragging their paralyzed companions away in terror.

It's a pity for Jun Taki squatting on the ground. If he knew that the healing technique could bring down the hairy balls, he would chase after him. Don't take advantage of my note to peep next time. See if I don't put you all down. Grab it!Knowing how to catch Mao Tuanzi, Jun Taki immediately felt relaxed, solved the matter of the reincarnation of the five grains, lifted his pants and began to seek revenge from the Mao Tuanzi. He was molested by the Mao Tuanzi in the past two days, and his running legs were thin Alright, seeing that I caught you this time, I must slap my hair with all my money and profits!

The little hairballs fled back crying, and the big hairy balls were also terrified, but after checking the soft little guys, they found that there was nothing wrong with them, they just fell asleep, and asked in bewilderment. Knowing what happened, the patriarch sighed, thinking that a human cub is not in danger, it seems that this is not a simple human being, there must be some strange blood on his body, and he ordered the cubs to be strictly prohibited from approaching Jun Takihou , called the elders together, we must quickly think of a way to drive him away, it's too dangerous!

Ni Xun heard that the human can cast spells, and his curiosity, which was satisfied after seeing it, suddenly became agitated. Humans can actually cast spells!Anyway, what the patriarch said was that cubs should not approach him. I have already entered the growth stage and am no longer a cub. I don’t count against the patriarch’s words. Ni Xun, who narrowed his eyes into vertical pupils, sharpened his paws, jumped up, and searched in the forest. The smell found it.

Jun Taki eagerly searched for the whole afternoon, but he didn't even find a single hairball. The little hairballs that had been bouncing around him for the past few days, teasing him to chase them all disappeared, and they were complaining about their pets. The level of artificial intelligence setting is too high. When he found out that he could catch them, he hid them all. He was too tired to complain. Ni Xun appeared.

"Man! What did you do to the cubs?"

"I made this!" Two small dimples appeared on Jun Taki's grinning face, and when he raised his hand, Ni Xun's face was covered with elementary healing skills.

"..." Ni Xun only felt as if his face had been licked several times, and the hair all over his body exploded after he was taken aback for a moment, "Shameless!"

Jun Taki: ... I am a bit shameless in sneak attacking, but why don't you lie down?