The ground is full of hairballs [crossover]

The clerk at Sun Ji's grocery store invited the carpenter back, and saw two distinguished guests coming out of the grocery store, passing by them and entering the store, he heard his old naughty shopkeeper happily chatting with the carpenter. Say hello.

"Old wood! Build me a new countertop from your best wood, and it won't cost any money!"

"If you don't need money, you can remake the entire counter. If you just change the countertop, you won't be afraid that the bottom will be rotten."

"Your bones are rotten, and my counter is still standing. I made money today, and I don't have the same knowledge as you."

"If you don't lose money, you will burn high incense, and you still make money?"

The clerk at the grocery store agreed with the carpenter's words, didn't he? Just now he lost a few pennies and built a countertop.

"Damn! You're the one who lost money! I just took a knife for five taels of silver, and someone bought it for five taels of gold! This single transaction has made money that you can't make in a month!"

Hearing shopkeeper Sun's words, both the assistant and the carpenter were stunned. The carpenter was stunned that this soft-hearted and well-known good man could slaughter people for five taels of gold, and the assistant was stunned by the value of the knife. Did you really miss it?

In fact, it wasn't shopkeeper Sun who was killing people. The clerk went out, and two guest officials, one old and one young, came in. As soon as he entered the shop, the young man asked him the price of the knife. As soon as he said five taels, a gold ingot fell on it. On the table, shopkeeper Sun wanted to say that it was not gold or silver when he saw this, but as soon as he uttered the word "no", he was interrupted by the young man who said that he would sit on the floor and raise prices to open a black shop.

The young man was sharp-tongued, and every time shopkeeper Sun wanted to make an excuse, he would interrupt him and silence him. He made such a good man so impatient, he slapped the knife on the counter, and put away the gold ingot. Ingots.

Then the boy was triumphant as if he had won the battle, put the knife in his arms, and the two of them walked away, passing by the carpenter who came back.

The three people in Sun Ji's grocery store were amazed. The two who were "taken advantage of" came out of the grocery store, turned across a street, and the boy took out the knife from his arms, moved to the old man and said, "Master! Is this really forged from extraterrestrial meteorite?"

"Put it away, Mo Zhangyang." The old man cast a sideways glance at the young man, and gave a faint order.

"Hee hee~ Got it! Master, why do you think there are such magical soldiers in this remote town, and they are still living in a small grocery store?"

The boy obediently put the knife back into his bosom, couldn't help but stroked two more, couldn't hold back his curiosity and continued to ask, the old man's face was calm, he ignored the boy's questioning, the two seemed to Walking step by step at a leisurely pace, but in the blink of an eye, they passed another street, but no one on the street seemed to be seen. Until the figures of the two disappeared from the town, no one noticed anything strange.

I don't know that the small knife has been regarded as a magic weapon. On the kang of Zhao's family, two naive guys have started a battle over the serious topic of how to eat dragon fruit correctly. Dumb, Jun Taki and Ni Xun still rolled into a ball, and the fight was quite indistinguishable.

Ni Xun's stature after transformation is about sixteen or seventeen years old. Although Jun Taki has grown up a bit, at most he has grown from five to six years old. It should be Ni Xun who beat Jun Taki violently. Yes, it's a pity that after Ni Xun's transformation, his hands and feet were uncoordinated, and he could fall if no one pushed him. Jun Taki relied on his agility and immunity to all spells during the novice protection period, so he was able to fight Ni Xun evenly.

The beautiful boy and Meng Zhengtai fought exhaustedly and lay down on the kang at the end, neither of them got better, both noses and faces were swollen and embarrassed, they lay on the kang and looked at each other sideways, Ni Xun bared his teeth, Jun Taki was so angry that his head twitched, I just took a sip, but I didn't expect that this spit just happened to be in Ni Xun's mouth.

"Haha! Ten rings!" Jun Taki looked up to the sky and laughed.

Ni Xun froze for a few seconds, then jumped up with the last bit of strength, threw himself on Jun Taki, pinched Jun Taki's face and spit into his mouth, Jun Taki didn't want to be outdone, so he spit it back, so "Bah~ Bah~ Bah~' After a few mouthfuls, the two kissed each other, but they were not kissing, but desperately spit the saliva from their own mouths into each other's mouth.

After failing to persuade the fight, Zhao Ning, who had been sitting on the ground crying for a long time, was completely stunned when he saw this magical turning point. He rubbed his eyes, hiccupped, and saw that the two on the Kang were indeed kissing. The solid three views were dealt a devastating blow, opening the door to a new world.

When the two, who seemed to be kissing but actually doing disgusting things, parted panting, the corners of their mouths dripped with saliva that neither of them swallowed. In that saliva, there is me in you, and you in me. They have long been indistinguishable from each other, even When the two separated, they pulled out an ambiguous silver thread.

"Yuck~"

"Yuck~"

Ni Xun and Jun Long climbed to the edge of the kang together by coincidence, and began to vomit with their heads down. This first kiss, which was not considered the first kiss, was turned into black history by the two guys who hadn't realized it. Even in Jun Long's An indelible shadow was left in his mind, until many years later, Jun Taki still resisted Ni Xun's kiss very much, which made Ni Xun regret it for a long time.

Seeing that it was almost time for Aunt Zhao to close the stall, Jun Taki got up and used the healing technique to erase the results of the battle between him and Ni Xun, and also restored Zhao Ning's swollen eyes from crying. Ni Xun was reluctant Changing back into Mao Tuanzi again, Jun Long dug up the dragon fruit with a spoon and fed it to Ni Xun, and the two reconciled as before.

Crying like a fool all afternoon-forced Zhao Ning: ...I want to cry again, what should I do qaq what am I trying to figure out!

Zhao Ning went to help his mother clean up the stall full of worries, and Jun Long carried Ni Xun who had coaxed him to the kitchen and pretended to cook. I just remembered the number of pages. When I reached level 5, the mall should have unlocked several more pages!

With excitement, Jun Taki poked the [next page], and on the third and fourth pages, he didn’t see anything special except food. When he turned to the fifth page, a change finally appeared. The pills, pens, inks, papers and inkstones, especially the last item, the [kit] that shone with golden light, made Jun Taki's eyes shine together.

Jun Taki bought the kit without hesitation, but unfortunately after buying only one, the column was covered by the cooldown number. Looking at the beautifully embroidered kit in his hand, Jun Taki carefully looked at the description.

Tips: Benefits for beginners, one can be purchased within 24 hours, trading is prohibited and destruction is prohibited, the system will automatically open by default if it is not activated after 24 hours of purchase, and there is a chance to get a golden weapon with no level limit ~ only need 998~ bring the golden weapon home~

Jun Taki: ...The fact that the young master crossed the cliff is the fault of the game planner!Such a retarded advertisement is an insult to the player's IQ!

With grief and indignation, Jun Taki ignored the slogan of the kit with a price tag of 998, and pulled off the golden thread on the kit, only to see a golden light flash, the kit disappeared, and there was an extra soybean in Jun Taki's hand large seeds.

Magical seeds: plant one me in spring, and harvest many, many me in autumn o(*￣▽￣*)o

Jun Taki threw this cute seed with its own facial expression into the pot angrily, and planted your sister!Bad review!return the goods!You might as well give me that kit!At least it can be used as a load to pack things.

The soybean seed, which was as big and as long as a soybean, fell into the pot below from the gap in the drawer, and bounced a few times, hitting the iron pot and making two crisp sounds of "ding~ding~" .

"What is it?" Ni Xun poked his head out of Jun Taki's arms, sniffed the air twice, then lowered his head to look at the iron pot: "It smells so good!"

"I haven't taken anything yet, are you hallucinating from hunger?"

Jun Taki was still looking at the fifth page of the mall. Finally, something that was not food appeared. He suffered from the difficult choice syndrome again, and he didn't know which one to buy first.

"I smell it!" Ni Xun crawled out of Jun Taki's arms, jumped onto the stove, sniffed around the iron pot, slapped open the cage on the iron pot, and then stuck his head in. into the pot.

"Hey! Are you going to let us eat boiled Ni Xun tonight?"

Jun Taki reached out and grabbed the back of Ni Xun's neck, and lifted Ni Xun up. Ni Xun flapped his four claws in the air twice. After realizing how embarrassing he was, he stopped struggling, and then squinted his eyes to look at Jun Taki. : "Give me the one in the pot!"

"Why do you want this!" Jun Taki was a little dazed by Ni Xun's glance, and picked up the 'soy bean' from the pot, a little puzzled: "This broken bean said it was a seed, and let me plant it." it!"

"I smell it very fragrant! It's very fragrant and very fragrant!" Ni Xun was stuffed back into Jun Taki's arms again, holding Jun Taki's lapel and stretching his neck hard, reaching for the seed in Jun Taki's hand.

"Why can't I smell it?" Jun Taki also smelled it, and almost stuffed the seed into his nostrils, but unfortunately he still didn't smell anything.

"Because you're a fool!" Ni Xun sneered disdainfully.

"Dare to say I'm stupid! Hehe!" Jun Taki put the seeds into the system backpack and clapped his hands.

"Where are the seeds?" Ni Xun smelled it, and the fragrant smell disappeared, and he was a little anxious.

"It's put away, we don't have a place to plant it, so we can go back to your house sometime and plant it next to your nest."

After all, Jun Taki was not willing to make Ni Xun anxious. Seeing that he liked that seed so much, he decided the ownership of that seed, regardless of what it could grow. Since Ni Xun liked the taste, he could plant it at home when the time came.Jun Long didn't realize that he had already regarded the earth cave in Ni Chen's secret realm as his home, as he said so naturally.

Ni Xun was naturally satisfied with Jun Taki's answer, and obediently nestled back into Jun Taki's arms and stopped making trouble. Jun Taki picked up the drawer, wiped it clean and put it back on the pot, then bought some food from the mall and put it on, waiting for Zhao The mother and son came back for dinner.

Zhao Ning helped his mother close the stall and went back home together. The gate of Zhao's house was closed, and Yue Liu, who followed secretly all the way, remembered the address of Zhao's house, chuckled, and went back humming a tune.