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Gong Zhenghe and Cai Sinian had their first child two years after their marriage, and six years later they had their second child. Unfortunately, both of them are sons. Mr. Cai and Mr. Gong are both more fond of each other. The girl, so the two of them are still continuing the embryo experiment, planning to make a girl out secretly.

Hello girl, girl is a caring little padded jacket, with two handsome fathers and two handsome brothers, the little girl will be reborn into my house soon, she will be very happy!

But for so many years, there have been many conflicts between the two about their children.

For example, when the eldest son was born, there was a quarrel because of his name.

What Mr. Gong means is that their family has seniority, and when the son's generation is Rui, he must be called Gong Rui, and he suggested calling him Gong Ruiqi or Gong Ruinian.

In recent years, Chase's reputation has become more and more prominent, and his personal temperament has become more and more prominent. Sitting on the sofa with his arms folded and his chin resting, he looks very elegant. He is a killer, the elegance of the young master of the gangster Marysu, I have been thinking for a long time , Said: "You might as well just call him Gong Ruisi, the second one is Gong Ruinian, oh, how about just calling him Gong Sirui? Okay, the third one is called Sirui."

Gong Zhenghe was very helpless. He knew that this was an expression of Comrade Cai Sinian's dissatisfaction with this matter.

The two of them live together, basically Gongzhenghe is very tolerant and gentle, and Cai Sinian is equally tolerant and gentle, but most of the time, Gongzhenghe respects Cai Sinian's opinions more, so that the overlord gradually becomes a bit lawless. direction development.

Cai Sinian has two opinions. First, can we not all have the surname Gong, Cai is also very nice, and second, must it be based on seniority?It feels like something is blocking the imagination of being a father.

As the head of a very feudal/established family, Gong Zhenghe certainly couldn't agree to this. After a long debate, he came up with two solutions: Otherwise, it doesn't matter if the first surname is Gong, and it doesn't matter according to seniority, otherwise it will be called Gong Ainian.

Cai Sinian was very distressed, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "My son's father, why don't you have a name called Gong Aiguo?"

Gong Zhenghe: "..."

Cai Sinian continued to speak earnestly: "Otherwise, Gong Aisi is also fine, it sounds quite sexy."

Gong Zhenghe: "........."

The two of them studied the dictionary for a long time, and finally felt that it was too difficult to choose a name, and it was not guaranteed to be able to choose a good one if they were educated. There were too many choices, which was more uncomfortable than no choice.In the end Cai Sinian said: "I just hope the child is safe and healthy, Gong Ruiping, Gong Rui'an, Gong Ruijian, Gong Ruikang, you choose one."

Gong Zhenghe is very cautious: "Not only must you be safe and healthy, but also grow up happily..."

Cai Sinian asked desperately: "Is Gong Rui fast? It would be bad for the child's girlfriend or boyfriend to hear about it in the future."

Gong Zhenghe: "..."

Gong Zhenghe deeply reflected on why he fell in love with such a guy, and he is still obsessed with it.

The most normal of all the names seems to be Gong Rui'an, so the name was tentatively chosen. The child was born, crumpled and red. Cai Sinian liked it very much, but also hated it: "Change the name to Gong Ruichou. .”

Gong Zhenghe couldn't put it down, holding the child with one hand, walking from the east to the west, and then from the west to the east in the hospital, watching everyone and letting them "involuntarily" praise under the pressure Children are so cute.

Cai Sinian watched from behind him, couldn't help laughing all the time, shook his head and said, "The child's father is hopeless", and he still laughed after speaking.

What is happiness, this is probably happiness.

Gong Rui'an is tentatively called Gong Rui'an, which sounds like a very gentle and gentle name. Cai Sinian likes his child as much as he thinks, and thinks it would be great to grow into a gentleman.

Unfortunately not.

A month later, Gong Rui'an began to show the beauty brought by her genes. She has sword eyebrows, big eyes, and eyelashes that are almost two centimeters long. She laughs at everyone. people.

But at that time, Gong Rui'an had already shown the characteristics of the later devil king, the first characteristic is: crying.

Gong Rui'an began to cry, just like Hong Zhong, wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

While hugging him, Cai Sinian covered his ears: "Young man, young man has such a great voice!"

Gong Zhenghe smiled, not as strong and aloof as he was when he ran for president, and said with satisfaction: "I can be a singer in the future."

The child's father, you really look at your own son, how do you look at it!

When Gong Rui'an was able to crawl, the two fathers finally understood what kind of monster they had given birth to.

Gong Ruian is the king of the whole world, all the robots obey his command, since he first discovered that his mental power is enough to command the lowest-level sweeping robot, all the machines in the world have become the targets of his strategy .The kid Gong Rui’an has blew up a cooking robot, a TV, an optical brain, a suspension car, and almost blew up the subway when he went out. Gong Zhenghe took him on a plane, and almost blew up the plane. In the end, he even wanted to blow up the spaceship. .

In a panic, Cai Sinian hugged Gong Rui'an, who was over one year old, and went to the private hospital of the Gong family to test his mental strength index, and finally got a tester.

It's not that Gong Rui'an's mental strength is already as high as that of General Louis, which can be recorded in the annals of history, but he is too aggressive, and the way he uses his strength is too rampant, so he is too domineering, scaring the machine Abandoned.

In the end, it was found that the child Gong Rui'an, one year old and three months old, has reached the top one percent of the whole star, and it is likely to continue to grow at a rate of 80.00% to [-]% per year.

You don't need to grow up, you are already a little monster with mental power when you reach the age of middle school.

Cai Sinian was very puzzled, Gong Zhenghe had a high IQ and a high EQ, but he had never heard of high spiritual power, so he asked, "Father, how much spiritual power do you have?"

Gong Zhenghe measured it in real time, three hundred and seven.

Cai Sinian laughed at him: "You are only twice as tall as your son!"

Gong Zhenghe was helpless: "Those who are higher than three hundred and five, there are only a few hundred thousand people in the whole interstellar world."

Cai Sinian then measured it himself, um, a little higher than Gong Zhenghe, [-], and checked the range of the spiritual power of the interstellar people, and it should be ranked in the top [-].

Cai Sinian smiled and said, "So you follow me." Then he hugged Gong Rui'an, "You also look like me, and your temper is also like me, hahaha, it should be called Cai Rui'an."

Gong Zhenghe said, "It's good for you to be happy", so the name is Gong Rui'an, and the nickname is Cai Rui'an. If they look more and more like Cai Sinian, they will register the name on the identity card as Cai.

Gong Rui'an's language talent is terrifying, he can speak fluently at the age of one, can quarrel with others at the age of two, and almost learns to swear at the age of three, and he doesn't know what TV series that is not suitable for children learned it from.He is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid of Gong Zhenghe's stern face and Cai Sinian's opponent.On the first day of kindergarten, he dominated the big, middle and small classes. The principal knew that it was Gong Zhenghe's child, and said, "It looks like the future president at first glance", and said to Cai Sinian, "Otherwise, he is a domineering superstar". Can't find North for parents.

However, the biggest conflict between Cai Sinian and Gong Zhenghe also started at this time.

Gong Zhenghe asked Gong Rui'an to read "Three Character Classics", "The Analects of Confucius" and "The Book of Songs". When he was five years old, he still had to learn the art of the emperor's mind. It made Cai Sinian think that he had traveled back thousands of years.

Gong Rui'an resisted even more thoroughly. He commanded the robot to tear up all the tomes.

Those were ancient books handed down from the earth age. When Gong Zhenghe saw the fragments, he almost tore his own son up.

But Gong Zhenghe never scolds or beats his children, he is always calm and gentle, he is a good parent.Cai Sinian first yelled at Gong Rui'an: "Do you know the value of these books? If you don't learn it, don't learn it. Why don't you learn it? You can discuss it. How can you just tear everything up?! This is your father Do you know the treasure of your heart?!"

Gong Rui'an is also a little scared, but he still speaks stubbornly. His small face is as delicate as a little angel in a sculpture, but the corners of his eyes and brows are full of youthful rebelliousness: "I said I don't learn, I don't recite, I have to force me to..."

He seemed to want to say something, but Cai Sinian directly grabbed the back of his neck, hung him in mid-air, and looked at him indifferently. Gong Ruian suddenly became frightened, and his lips and eyelashes began to tremble a little. He stared at Cai Sinian, fearful, but not begging for mercy.

"Dad..." he whispered.

"Just imagine, if I smashed your limited-edition mech model and turned it into scrap parts, how would you feel?" Cai Sinian said.

Gong Rui'an pursed his mouth, his eyes began to shed tears, and he said stiffly: "I didn't force you to play the model to the level of a great god."

Cai Sinian pinched Gong Rui'an's face, and Gong Rui'an's small mouth immediately pouted, like a white and clean little goldfish.Cai Sinian sneered: "You can feel it too." As he spoke, he walked into Gong Rui'an's room, and before the child could react, he took out his model and threw it on the ground in front of Gong Rui'an, kicking it a few times. I stomped it, picked it up again, increased the output of mental power, and broke the model into countless pieces from the inside.

Cai Sinian threw a bunch of waste parts on the ground, raised his chin: "How does it feel?"

Gong Rui'an clenched his fists, but he didn't rush forward to beat Cai Sinian, nor screamed, because no one beat anyone in their family, and no one roared and screamed, as long as he saw this kind of behavior, he must show that it was wrong. Well, again by precept and example, what is good.

"Enough, Si Nian." Gong Zhenghe said, "What a big deal."

He said so, but was clearly still a little down.

Gong Rui'an held back tears: "If it's broken, it's broken, you can buy it again!"

Cai Sinian asked calmly: "Do you give me whatever you want? If you treat others well, they will treat you well. If you tear up other people's treasures, they will destroy your treasures."

He knelt down, looked at Gong Rui'an, and said slowly, "Do you understand?"

Gong Ruian touched his eyes.

"Admit your mistake." Cai Sinian said.

Gong Rui'an also retorted: "I didn't tear up your book."

Cai Sinian said loudly: "You tore up my lover's book!"

Gong Rui'an finally couldn't take it anymore, turned around and said to Gong Zhenghe, "I'm sorry, dad, I was wrong", and then didn't know whether to rush over to hug Gong Zhenghe, or what to do, in the end, he decided to save face and return to the I cried in my own room.

"Hey," Cai Sinian said, "You brat."

Said that he knelt down to pick up fragments of pages with Gong Zhenghe, Gong Zhenghe kissed Cai Sinian on the forehead, Cai Sinian grabbed his collar, kissed him, kissed him for a while and whispered: "You are childish Well, I don’t even know how to educate people with a straight face.”

Gong Zhenghe sighed: "I'm a little sad."

Cai Sinian hugged him and patted his back.

Parents are also vulnerable.

Gong Rui'an sneaked inside the door, watching Gong Zhenghe and Cai Sinian picking up the pages of the book, sitting on the ground, putting together what could be put together, looking at it for a while, and slowly shrinking back.

The few books written by Gong Zhenghe are orphans, and their family has been learning them since childhood, and they haven't even turned the pages of this ancient book.Originally, ancient books should not be used as teaching materials for children, but generations of Gong family children are polite and sensible. Cai Sinian suspects that his genes have diluted the good character of their family.

Am I that unruly, that cranky?Cai Sinian thought, no.Then why is Gong Rui'an like this?

It's really puzzling.

That day Gongzheng and Pinshu put together a small half of the book, and Cai Sinian continued to put together another half of the book, but this was only one book, and a total of three books were torn up. I don't know when it will take to do it, and I may have to find someone to do it.

However, the next day after Cai Sinian finished filming, he came home and saw the nanny cooking. Gong Rui'an was sitting at the dining table, facing a book, holding the pieces carefully and putting them together like a jigsaw puzzle. .

Cai Sinian walked over, frightened him, and sat beside him: "What are you doing?"

Gong Rui'an is not usually trying to save face, so he said with a straight face, "Spelling books."

"Oh..." Cai Sinian looked at him for a while, then laughed, took some of the fragments, and wanted to fight together.Gong Rui'an stopped him: "I'll do it myself."

Cai Sinian asked: "Which year and month do you come here by yourself?"

"The bad things I did, I will make up for it myself." Gong Rui'an stared at the printed information, and worked hard while reading it. To Cai Sinian's surprise, he thought that this son had a rough temper, but he didn't expect to hold it in his little hand at this time. The pages of the book are written with great care.

"While fighting, I can read at the same time." Gong Rui'an said, and then began to recite, "everyone knows the sound after practicing a thousand songs, and recognizes the weapon after watching a thousand swords. Therefore, the image of the perfect light must be seen first. Read Qiao Yue cultivates the body with its shape, and uses the waves as a metaphor for the body..."

The uneducated Cai Sinian was a little dumbfounded. He didn't know what his son was memorizing. After reading the information, he realized that it was "Wen Xin Diao Long".

Cai Sinian thought in amazement: My God, I haven't read a single word of "Wen Xin Diao Long".

He suddenly began to worry that if Gong Rui'an also became a master of Chinese studies, he would be the one with the lowest level of education in his family... Although with the method of palace administration and educating children, no matter what, he must be the most uneducated...

Cai Sinian praised Gong Rui'an a few words and said, "You always surprise me."

Gong Rui'an smiled with the corners of his mouth curled up. He was unruly and handsome, and he could completely be popular in the sixth grade of elementary school.

Cai Sinian looked at him amusedly, and held his chin: "Then let me put together your mecha model, can you do it yourself?"

Gong Rui'an shook his head: "I won't fight."

"why?"

"Keep a memory," Gong Rui'an said calmly with his head down, "I can't break your hearts."

Cai Sinian suddenly had a sore nose.

Oh my god, parents are really fragile. The child made some progress and showed a good side, and he was so touched that he wanted to cry immediately!

Cai Sinian hugged Gong Rui'an, rubbed against him, and kissed his forehead again: "Dad is so touched!"

Gong Rui'an curled her lips, and said after a while: "I'm not very good at apologizing. You said that I put together the book and returned it to my father. Will he forgive me?"

Cai Sinian wanted to say, "Your father won't blame you at all", but he didn't say anything after thinking about it, and just told him: "Then you work hard, and then give him a try. If you can't, then apologize and stalk me." .”

Gong Rui'an said very maturely: "Oh, is it like you stalking and chasing after my father?"

Cai Sinian slapped the table: "It was your father who stalked me back then!"

"Oh..." Gong Rui'an said, curling his lips again, "Father's taste..."

Cai Sinian: "?!"

Cai Sinian sneered: "Boy, are you going to break my heart now?"

Gong Rui'an went on to say: "This taste is really good." He praised calmly with a blank face, "There is nothing in the sky and nothing on earth. He is simply the most handsome guy in the past and present."

Cai Sinian was amused by him, and hugged his son for a kiss, thinking why this kid is so cute.

On the third day, Gong Rui'an returned the spelled book to Gong Zhenghe who had returned from a business trip.

Gong Zhenghe was lying on the bed with Cai Sinian at night, thinking of this incident, his eyes turned red and even shed tears.

Gong Zhenghe actually cried.While hugging him, Cai Sinian wanted to laugh.

How is he so cute?I actually cried!Hahahahaha!

Hey, how unscrupulous Mr. Gong's husband is.

When Gong Rui'an was seven years old, Cai Sinian and Gong Zhenghe's embryo experiments yielded results again, and they bred a second child, um, a second boy.Cai Sinian slightly hoped that it would be a girl, but no, he was only disappointed a little, but was still very much looking forward to and moved.

As a result, although the gender is not a girl, the personality is really like a girl.

It is the child's turn to be named Cai, so there is no need to arrange seniority, but Cai Sinian thinks that Rui's family is Rui's family, and he still hopes that the child will be upright and healthy, happy and happy, and grow up quickly.

I still choose the most normal word, so this child is called Cai Ruijian.

Ruijian, what a manly name!Chase Nian hoped that he would grow into a sporty, refreshing and handsome guy.

Cai Ruijian was similar to Gong Rui'an in a few months, with big eyes and long eyelashes, but he didn't like to cry or laugh, and he did things slowly.When I grow up, I can see that Cai Ruijian's appearance is so exquisite that it seems that Cai Sinian has been polished to a finer point. His arms and legs are thin, he is a little pale, his eyes are very gentle, and he never speaks loudly. Whenever there is something wrong , Just call "Brother!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" And the voice is very small, like a bird chirping.

When Cai Ruijian was five years old, Gong Rui'an was thirteen. Both Cai Sinian and Gong Rui'an were very worried about this child, because there was no one in their family who was weak and quiet. They thought that they should be trained to make Cai Ruijian more lively. .

Cai Sinian asked Cai Ruijian to play with the children, and Cai Ruijian asked the children to stay aside and read in silence.

Gong Rui'an took his younger brother out to go crazy, and Cai Ruijian politely said to his elder brother, "Go and play, I'll go to the bookstore and wait for you while reading."

Gong Zhenghe liked him very much. Whenever he had time, he hugged Cai Ruijian, read on his lap, and taught him various knowledge that Cai Sinian thought was very profound.

For example, Gong Zhenghe asked him to read his favorite "Zizhi Tongjian" and asked him: "What is the reason for the division of the three families?"

Cai Ruijian speaks slowly and well-founded: "The fundamental reason for the division of Jin among the three families is that the power struggle of the Jin Kingdom was fierce and the public clans were massacred. Later, there was a power struggle like the Liji Rebellion, and the power of the doctor with a different surname was strong... ..."

Cai Ruijian said this and that again, finally shook his head and sighed: "The same room is fighting, and Xiao Qiang is in trouble."

Cai Sinian and Gong Rui'an stared at Cai Ruijian as if they were aliens.

Cai Ruijian shook his head again, feeling: "It can be seen from this that internal fighting and internal friction are so terrible..."

Gong Zhenghe smiled, and then told Cai Ruijian the story of "Zou Ji Xiangqi".

Gong Rui'an said to Cai Sinian: "My surname should be Cai, and Xiao Jian should be named after Dad."

"Is there still time to change it?" Cai Sinian said, "Otherwise, if you don't change it, the contrast will be cute?"

Even so, Cai Sinian was still very worried that Cai Ruijian was not very talkative, afraid that he would be too weak and be bullied.When I asked Cai Ruijian how he was doing at school, he also said, "Everything is fine, don't worry, Dad", and he is often sensible and distressing.

Cai Sinian couldn't figure out how someone who doted on his children so much could raise such an obedient child.

One day, something finally went wrong.

In the first grade of Gong Rui'an Elementary School, one day when he came home with a Band-Aid on his face, Cai Sinian was shocked to see a scratch on his young son's face, and immediately became angry. He asked Cai Ruijian what happened, Cai Ruijian didn't say anything, so he had to Ask Gong Rui'an, who is in the same school as him, in the junior high school.

Of course, Gong Rui'an was the first to notice that his younger brother had hurt his face, so he went all over the school without asking Cai Ruijian.

Just kidding, Gong Rui'an is simply a bully on campus, he listens to all directions and looks around, and he can figure it out in minutes. Someone dares to push his younger brother, because Gong Rui'an is a big show in the cultural class, and he can even play in the mecha class Well, I can go straight to class with the fourth-grade kids.

Gong Rui'an thought to himself: Just kidding, I went to school with people from the third year of junior high, okay?

Gong Rui'an wanted to find the child, but Cai Ruijian said, "Brother, don't interfere, I'll take care of it myself."

Both Cai Sinian and Gong Rui'an were very worried, what could a younger brother like a little sheep do by himself.

When Gong Zhenghe came back in the evening, he saw Cai Ruijian's face turned red, and his heart ached so badly that he planned to lead a group to use his armor to kill that cheap kid. Fortunately, Cai Ruijian calmed him down very calmly, and then the father and son grew up After talking all night, Cai Ruijian finally nodded and said, "Daddy is right."

While sleeping, Cai Sinian asked Gong Zhenghe what the youngest son said to him, Gong Zhenghe shook his head: "Don't worry about Xiaojian anymore, this kid is not weak, he has a black belly."

Cai Sinian: "...?"

A week later, Gong Rui'an reported to Cai Sinian: "Everyone in Xiaojian's class adores him so much."

Two weeks later, Gong Rui'an reported to Cai Sinian: "That cheap kid wanted to find something about Xiao Jian again, and was picked up by Xiao Jian's friends."

Cai Sinian: "..."

Gong Rui'an also nodded, expressing his surprise: "So Xiaojian has such a strong friend. He doesn't talk much, but there are always many people around him."

Three weeks later, Gong Rui'an reported to Cai Sinian: "Xiaojian seems to be ruling the first grade."

Cai Sinian thought nonchalantly: Awesome, super bully.

Gong Rui'an is even more powerful, completely domineering on campus.

Four weeks later, Gong Rui'an reported to Cai Sinian: "That bitch had a group of people who didn't like Xiao Jian, but now that group of people are all Xiao Jian's friends. My friends gave me a hard lesson, and then...the cheap kid also became Xiaojian's friend for no reason."

Cai Sinian: "..."

Today's first-grade children really have a lot of drama.

In the fifth week, Xiaojian brought back a friend, according to Gong Rui'an's report, it was that cheap kid.Cai Ruijian was doing his homework, and the cheap kid obediently peeled apples for him to eat.

The cheap kid has been pestering Cai Ruijian: "Tell me about the interstellar theory, what is going on with the Lore galaxy, and the monsters outside the galaxy?"

Cai Ruijian took the apple, cut it in half with a knife, handed half to the cheap kid, and said with a gentle smile, "I'll give you the big half."

"No, you eat big ones."

"The apples you peel require a lot of effort, of course you eat the big ones."

"I...I want you to eat the big half."

Cai Ruijian smiled nicely, his eyes curved: "Thank you so much." He patted the cheap kid on the shoulder as he spoke.

The cheap kid accepted the shoulder pat with a big smile.

Cai Sinian and Gong Rui'an were peeping not far away, Cai Sinian said in a low voice, "Do you think your brother is like a little evildoer?"

Gong Rui'an nodded: "They have become his buddies throughout the whole grade, they are simply scarier than me."

During dinner at night, Cai Sinian asked Cai Ruijian how he became friends with everyone, and Cai Ruijian said unhurriedly, "Just do what you like."

Cai Sinian asked again: "So many people can match what they like?"

"Individual characteristics, the characteristics of the crowd, that's all. Everything depends on resources, appropriate contribution, appropriate operation, and appropriate harvest." Cai Ruijian smiled, "And everyone is very good."

Gong Rui'an asked again: "Then why do you still care about that cheap child and bring it home?"

Cai Ruijian smiled: "He is very interesting." After thinking for a while, he said, "Why not turn an enemy into a friend?"

Cai Sinian and Gong Rui'an were amazed at this first-grade pupil.

Later, when Cai Sinian went to hold a parent-teacher meeting, the head teacher said to him: "I taught Ruian before, and I thought he could be the president. Now it seems that Rui'an is quite suitable to be a general. Ruijian is really the material for the president." .”

When sleeping at night, Cai Sinian asked Gong Zhenghe: "Were you just like Xiao Jian when you were a child? Smart, thoughtful, always unhurried?"

Gong Zhenghe hugged him: "What are you worried about?"

He originally thought that Chase Nian had a big heart, but now he feels that he is still very careful and cares a lot.

"Too early, too many things on my mind." Cai Sinian kissed him, and then said, "I don't know if it's okay."

Gong Zhenghe chuckled: "Do you know why Xiaojian came back with a wound on his face, let me show you?"

"Why?" Cai Sinian thought for a while: That's right, if Xiao Jian doesn't want him to know, he can use medical robots to heal all the injuries before going home, and it's not a big wound.

Because both children have Gong Zhenghe's genes, he can't see what the two cubs are thinking at all.

Gong Zhenghe laughed: "To prove to you, don't worry about him, he's not weak, he can handle everything."

"Oh……"

Gong Zhenghe said again: "Do you know why that kid came after him?"

"Why?" Cai Sinian suddenly thought of something, "No..."

Gong Zhenghe said with a smile: "To make an example, I will prove it to you."

Cha Sinian was amazed and completely convinced the child.

Gong Zhenghe kissed him again: "Your youngest son understands you so much, he loves you very much, although he doesn't put it too much into his mouth, but he loves you very much."

Lying on the bed, Cai Sinian felt at ease and moved like never before.

"It's a good time now," he said at last.

Gong Zhenghe hugged him with a smile: "It will always be this good."

"Well, yes, I will work hard to keep my life so good."

"I will work hard too."

There was a rough voice at the door: "I will work hard too." A thin voice said: "I will work hard too."

Cai Sinian got up and saw his two sons at the door, with four big eyes shining brightly.

"What are you doing?!"

The two sons ran away laughing.

"Hey, brats!" Chase smiled angrily.

Life will always be this good.

We will all try.

The author has something to say: the end of the flowers!