It's really hard to be a scumbag

Jiang Jiang woke up in a daze, looked up, and saw Jiang Shi Street not far away was still sitting at a desk flipping the pages of a book, his back was as straight as a bamboo, and his profile was handsome and calm, as if he was in perfect harmony from the beginning to the end. did not leave.

The phone was still ringing, Jiang Jiang shook his head, touched under the pillow, and fell back on the bed after connecting, and said sleepily, "Hello? Who is it?"

"It's me." Lin Zun squatted outside the door like a big dog, guarding a pile of snacks beside him, and said briskly: "I bought some things for you, and now I have arrived at your door, can you open the door?" ?”

Jiang Jiang's dull little brain turned for a while before he said slowly: "I'm not at home."

"Then where are you?" Lin Zun's dog ears stood up like antennas, and he said with a vigilant expression, "Why is your voice a little hoarse? Are you listening with Zuo Si? No, didn't you two divorce?"

Jiang Jiang was dizzy from his question, and was afraid that he would bump into Qu Lin, so he interrupted, "Is there anything wrong? I'll hang up."

Lin Zun's heart tightened, and he hurriedly said: "Something is up! Is there anyone around you now? I want to talk to you about the headquarters."

Jiang Jiang glanced at Jiang Shijie, who was reading a book quietly, and said lazily, "No one, just tell me."

Lin Zun's tone was tense, and he asked again and again with a little anxiety: "Will you go to Small World to do missions in the future?"

Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows: "Yes."

Lin Zun put down a big rock, and smiled again with relief: "That's good."

Jiang Jiang sounded weird and couldn't help wondering: "Why do you always ask this?"

Lin Zun coughed lightly, suppressed his uneasiness, and said nonchalantly, "I just want to be with you."

Jiang Jiang was suspicious: "Really?"

Lin Zun nodded firmly and sincerely.

Naturally, he would not tell Jiang Jiang that he was just an ordinary rich second generation in reality, and he was completely unable to cross all kinds of defense lines and attack the protagonist to get close to each other.

so what?

He and Jiang Jiang are destined soul mates, and they will walk hand in hand from one world to another in the future. Even if they hit a wall in reality, he still has a lot of opportunities and time to follow Jiang Jiang in the small world.

Can the rest do it?

"Did you forget something?" Jiang Jiang said with a delicate expression, "You and I are in opposing camps. How can we talk about being a partner? Even if we enter the same world, what is left for us is the scene of falling in love and killing each other."

Lin Zun followed his words and thought about it. When he thought of himself and Jiang Jiang fighting against each other during the day and being enemies at night, but at night, they were in contact with each other at a distance, and he couldn't help but say: "Love each other and kill each other, I will Love the tune."

Jiang Jiang was speechless: "Is there something wrong with you?"

Lin Zun narrowed his eyes and said with enjoyment: "You scolded well, let my brother listen to some more scolding."

Jiang Jiang: "..."

Ahhhhh!

Mama help, there are perverts here! !

As if his hand had been scalded, he quickly hung up the phone and threw the phone far away, with disgust and disgust all over his face.

Jiang Shijie had been listening silently. Seeing his maladaptive and horrified expression, he couldn't help smiling and asked knowingly, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Jiang had lingering fears in his heart: "I met a big pervert. Fortunately, I don't have the idea of ​​going on a business trip to the small world for the time being. Otherwise, I will be finished if I get entangled."

Jiang Shijie heard him talk about his plans for the future and knew that he wanted to go out for honeymoon with Shen Yuan, so he said gently: "Bo Hang has already returned to the company, when he dies and thinks about the past, you still—"

"Wait." Jiang Jiang suddenly interrupted him: "Ah Hang has come out?"

Jiang Shijie nodded with a good temper: "He is rectifying the company, and he should come to pick you up in two days."

Jiang Jiang got up from the bed and said casually, "I have my own legs, so I don't need him to pick them up."

Jiang Shijie paused, and the smile on his face faded a little.

Only when things related to Baihang are involved.

Only then can he feel that Jiang Jiang loves 'himself'.

Jiang Jiang put on her clothes, picked up her small satchel, talked to Qu Lin with her mobile phone, and then went downstairs and said cheerfully, "Mom and Dad, I'm going back to the city."

Bai's father and mother sent him out of the house with concern.

After tossing and turning all the way, when Jiang Jiang returned to his home, it was already late outside.

He opened the door and turned on the light.

The dark living room was as bright as daylight in an instant. Milk, who was curled up on the bed, moved his ears, raised his head, rushed out of the room, and threw himself into Jiang Jiang's arms with precision.

Jiang Jiang touched its back, changed his shoes, sat on the sofa and exhaled.

Jiang Shijie floated down from his head, took human form and started cleaning, making tea and pouring water.

Jiang Jiang said listlessly: "This is not a good thing in modern society. The Eye of Heaven is everywhere. If I dare to teleport back, I'm afraid I will be invited to drink tea in the middle of the night."

Jiang Shijie was helpless: "So I told you to wait until Bai Hang came to pick you up, wouldn't it be good?"

Mentioning Bai Hang, Jiang Jiang's bitter little face was a little sweet, and his eyes sparkled as he hugged the cat and acted coquettishly: "Give him a surprise, lovers should always increase their love/interest, otherwise—— "

"How is your expansion Zhang Xue?" Jiang Shijie said suddenly.

Jiang Jiang was taken aback by the question, and his cheeks turned red instantly. He covered the cat's ears, and said angrily, "Why are you saying this all of a sudden? Even if there is no one else in the family, you can't say it outright like this."

Jiang Shijie looked calm: "Didn't you say you were going to give him a surprise? I thought of what happened on the bed, can't I just ask?"

Jiang Jiang snorted, and said fiercely, "No."

Jiang Shijie silently put down the things in his hand, turned around and came to the sofa, bent down and hugged Jiang Jiang easily.

Jiang Jiang hugged the cat, eyes wide open: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Shijie walked straight into the bedroom, without any fluctuation in his tone: "Since I can't ask, then I can only watch you do it in person to check your study progress."

"You did a good job." Jiang Shijie's voice was low, and his dark eyes stared deeply at the red-faced Jiang Jiang, and he did not hesitate to praise: "You have mastered the rhythm very well. Compared with the youthfulness and fear of the first time, now you are absolutely It can give Baihang a big surprise."

Jiang Jiang's eyelashes trembled, he opened his shame-filled eyes, and asked hesitantly, "Really?"

Jiang Shijie nodded, his movements were unhurried, and his tone was gentle and seductive: "But I believe you still have room for improvement, such as cooperating well during the process."

Jiang Jiang bit her lip and tried several times, but failed every time when facing Jiang Shijie's face.

Jiang Shijie was silent for a moment, and turned him over.

Unable to see Jiang Shijie's face, Jiang Jiang finally succeeded in being Bai Hang, and gradually became addicted to it, and his demeanor became more and more attractive, making Jiang Shijie love and hate at the same time. Let go of Jiang Jiang expressionlessly.

Staring at Jiang Jiang, who was half fainted, for a while, he got up and left the bedroom, and when he came back after a while, he already had something in his hand.

Jiang Jiang frowned, rested for a long time in a daze, and only opened his eyes near noon.

As soon as he woke up, he realized that something was wrong with him.

Every time I just finished, no matter who the object is, I will hug him and clean it up.

This time was no exception, he was refreshed, sleeping in a dry bed, obviously well cared for... except for one place.

Caressing his slightly bulging belly, Jiang Jiang secretly cursed at the beast, got out of bed angrily and went into the bathroom.

The floor of the bathroom was full of water, and Jiang Shijie badly blocked the entrance and exit of the bathroom with a plug. The plug was a little thicker than the small opening, and it was firmly stuck in it at this time.

Jiang Jiang pulled it for a long time, sweating all over his body from exhaustion, but he couldn't lick it under the subconscious suction of the small mouth, and only let the water on the bathroom floor slowly flow down, dripping down the pipe to the ground.

When Jiang Shijie came in, he saw this alluring scene.

His eyes were slightly deep, he stepped forward and hugged Jiang Jiang, grabbed the plug along his hand, and said in a hoarse voice, "I'll help you."

Jiang Jiang dragged his forehand sore for a long time, and when he saw the culprit coming, he let go with red ears, bit his lip and urged, "Hurry up."

Jiang Shijie narrowed his eyes and pulled out the plug little by little.

The water in the bathroom flowed out along the leak, Jiang Jiang suddenly came back to his senses, noticed some strange reactions, immediately opened his eyes wide and stopped it: "Don't pull it out!"

It was already too late when he spoke, Jiang Shijie did not hesitate to put the plug that blocked the exit.

The water accumulated in the bathroom immediately flowed out along the outlet, inlet, and mouth, leaving long and distinctive marks on the sewer pipe.

Jiang Jiang bit her lip, leaving sharp teeth marks on her bright red lips.

He held Jiang Shijie's arm, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the water pipes on the side reflected in the mirror, which was very vague, and the smart and bright lights above his head flickered on and off, like the bright moon in the deep sea, rolling pearls unconsciously.

Jiang Shijie bowed his head and kissed him. Holding back his tears, he coaxed softly: "It's over, Jiang Jiang is not afraid."

Jiang Jiang didn't respond, and Jiang Shijie didn't care, and carried him back to the room to rest together.

Jiang Jiang remained motionless, letting him hug her, and after half an hour, she said sullenly, "I don't want to see you."

Jiang Shijie knew that he had gone too far this time, but he was really eager to make Jiang Jiang face himself.

Man is a greedy animal. It is good to be a substitute for things that have nothing.

But when he got what he wanted, he would go crazy for more and more love.

If you are really willing to be a substitute.

Why did he deliberately change his appearance in the first place?

Jiang Shijie sighed, hugged Jiang Jiang and said, "I'm sorry, there will be no next time."

He kissed Jiang Jiang's soft black hair, and smiled bitterly: "This time, I was obsessed with ghosts for a while. Seeing that you didn't want to stare at my face on the bed, I was dazzled by jealousy and deliberately used that thing to bully me. You... I promise, it won't happen in the future."

Jiang Jiang's back was turned to him, her head buried under the blanket.

After listening to the explanation, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but move his little head, and said in a complicated tone: "So you found out."

Jiang Shijie lowered his eyes, his eyelashes covered the look in his eyes, and said warmly and considerately: "Actually, I don't care if you use me as Bai Hang's substitute, we are the same person. I just hope that when you like him... ...can you look at me more?"

Jiang Jiang was silent for a moment, then hesitated: "You don't do this in the future...I will try my best to accept you."

Jiang Shijie was behind him, relying on him not being able to see, his eyes slowly showed an aggressive desire to attack, but his tone remained gentle and gentle: "Okay, I will listen to you."

——Now I listen to you.

When the time comes...

Only then will he attack again, swallowing the ignorant little frog.

The author has something to say: The stream of consciousness draws materials locally, and the lsp that understands raises your paws~(￣▽￣～)~

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In order to pass the trial, pick up the east and the west_(:з」∠)_

感谢在2020-09-0922:44:28~2020-09-1100:12:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 turtledove;