It's really hard to be a scumbag

Du Lichuan picked up the clothes and found that they were not Jiang Jiang's, and immediately threw them aside with disgust: "I would rather wear dirty clothes and wet clothes than Bai Hang's clothes."

Jiang Jiang said unhappily: "Those are the new clothes I bought for Ah Hang, he hasn't worn them yet."

Du Lichuan's complexion immediately changed, he took the clothes back and put them on in a few or twos, and said happily: "It fits so well, did you buy it for me under the guise of Baihang?"

Jiang Jiang was speechless: "You can really think."

He didn't bother to pay attention to Du Lichuan's self-indulgence, so he went to the window and looked down.

Bai's father and Bai's mother didn't intend to go out to visit today. It was almost eight o'clock and they were still teasing the dog in the backyard to choose food. If Du Lichuan wanted to leave, it seemed that he could only leave as he came.

Jiang Jiang turned around, frowned and said, "Be careful when you climb the wall, don't fall."

Du Lichuan blinked: "Are you worried about me?"

Jiang Jiang's ears were covered with thin powder, and he said ferociously, "I'm worried that your fall will make too much noise, so that uncles and aunts will find out about our relationship. Also, I warn you, if you dare to tell us about us Bai Hang, I will send you into the palace with my own hands!"

Du Lichuan's eyelids twitched: "So unfeeling? How am I not as good as Bai Hang? I also guarded you since childhood, so why do you just call him brother and ignore me when you see me?"

Jiang Jiang pushed him to the window on the other side, and said perfunctorily, "Probably because of a bad aura."

Looking downstairs, Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the alley was empty, and urged: "It's getting late, someone will pass by here in a while, hurry up and get down."

Du Lichuan hugged him and did not let go: "No, if I don't hear you call brother today, I won't leave."

Jiang Jiang was annoyed and couldn't help arguing: "Didn't you yell in bed last night?"

Du Lichuan's eyes were dim: "Are you calling me?"

Jiang Jiang paused, gradually revealed a guilty look, and muttered in a low voice: "I call you or him, there is no difference..."

Du Lichuan refused to accept it, and emphasized through gritted teeth: "Of course! I am me, he is him, we are two completely different people!"

Jiang Jiang was so quarreled that his brain ached, and he raised his forehead and said, "I know, I know, didn't you turn me over and do it right afterward?"

Du Lichuan was wronged: "Yes, after that you never called brother again."

He complained: "Why, I'm not tall enough to be worthy of these two words?"

Jiang Jiang was defeated, he couldn't stand Du Lichuan's stalking, he could only sigh and say, "Brother."

Du Lichuan's eyes lighted up '噗', and he made an inch of it and said, "Come again, Brother Du."

Alas.

gross.

Jiang Jiang hugged the pain mask tightly in sorrow, and said bravely, "Brother Du."

Du Lichuan was relieved, and hugged Jiang Jiang for a kiss.

Jiang Jiang pushed his face away with difficulty: "There is movement below, you should go quickly."

Once the long-cherished wish came true for many years, Du Lichuan was so excited that he wanted to do bad things, and he said absently after hearing the words: "It's okay, I'll let Xu Zhi ride over and drive people away, and I'll go down when there are no one left."

Jiang Jiang was startled: "Xu Zhicheng? How do you know he's also in the country?"

"Knowing that you're here, I'm going to check out all the people nearby." Taking advantage of Jiang Jiang's inattention, Du Lichuan slyly threw the spear, and then hurriedly asked when Jiang Jiang recovered his composure and wanted to hit him Said: "Didn't you receive Xu Zhicheng's text message yesterday?"

Jiang Jiang was pressed by the window by him. If he wanted to escape, he could only back away, but the window was wide open, and if he leaned out a little, his back would be seen by the people in the alley downstairs.In desperation, Jiang Jiang not only couldn't separate from Du Lichuan, but also hugged his neck hard, trying to keep his body in the room as much as possible.

Jiang Jiang tried his best to keep his voice steady: "Got it, he asked me to go to the hospital, but he didn't say what he meant. Could it be that you asked him to send it?"

Because the spear was too long, Du Lichuan had sex with Jiang Jiang last night only half coaxed and half forced.

Now that Jiang Jiang had no way out, he had no choice but to accept him. He panicked and tried his best to accept everything when he was being stabbed. This really made Du Lichuan excited and excited. Like an electric motor, he worked at a high frequency for a long time. Only then slowly pulled out all the submerged spears.

Jiang Jiang's legs were so weak that he couldn't stand still, his back was slippery and covered with a thin layer of sweat, and Du Lichuan couldn't move his hands away from the soft fragrance and nephrite, so he brazenly carried him back to the bathroom in the name of cleaning up.

When they got back to bed, it was past ten o'clock. Father and mother probably thought Jiang Jiang was still sleeping and didn't bother him.

Du Lichuan was happy and clean, carried Jiang Jiang to the bed to wipe his body, and answered what he said just now with satisfaction: "Yes, I was worried that I would not be able to make an appointment with you, so I threatened Xu Zhicheng and asked him to send you a message He didn't resist much, and obediently sent it to you, but it turned out that you were lucky enough to block him directly, with the slightest friendship of old classmates."

Jiang Jiang was still stroking his belly, but when he heard the words, he reluctantly gave him a look, and said coolly, "Xu Zhicheng has a crush on me."

Du Lichuan's eyes widened, and he changed his words in minutes: "It's good to be black!"

Jiang Jiang: "Oh."

After washing Jiang Jiang for nothing, Du Lichuan was reluctant to leave, and dawdled in putting Jiang Jiang's clothes and white socks on.

Seeing that it was almost eleven o'clock, Jiang Jiang said listlessly, "If you don't leave, I won't be able to eat lunch."

Du Lichuan came to his senses now, and touched Jiang Jiang's belly distressedly: "It's all my fault. I forgot that you haven't had breakfast yet. Are you feeling hungry?"

Jiang Jiang: "..."

That's not it.

This is so poked by you.

Du Lichuan said worriedly: "I'm leaving now, you must remember to go down to eat, if your stomach hurts badly, please send me a message, and I'll bring you the stomach medicine."

Jiang Jiang said softly, "Okay."

He was beautiful, with a palm-sized face huddled under the snow-white quilt, looking pitiful and cute.

Du Lichuan bowed his head and kissed him, went to the window without hesitation, and called Xu Zhicheng.

The downstairs soon became quiet. Du Lichuan turned his head and glanced at Jiang Jiang, who had watery eyes, and then turned over vigorously and fell down.

After a while, Jiang Jiang received a message on his mobile phone that he had left safely.

The weak Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately jumped up from the bed, went into the bathroom to wash for a while, and went downstairs excitedly: "Dad, Mom, what are we having for lunch?"

At noon, I ate the fragrant and delicious chicken drumsticks.

Satisfied, Jiang Jiang returned to the room and just sat down when the cell phone rang.

He leaned over to take a look, and unexpectedly found that the caller was Lin Zun.

"Hello?" Jiang Jiang asked suspiciously, "Is there something wrong?"

Lin Zun went straight to the topic: "I heard that you and Zuo Siting divorced?"

Jiang Jiang hummed.

The phone was quiet for an instant, only the sound of Lin Zun's sudden heavy breathing was distinct.

Lin Zun licked his lips, and tentatively asked cautiously: "Then what are you going to do in the future? The executor's task is to maintain the plot, so do you still want to match Bohang and Du Lichuan?"

Jiang Jiang: "...No."

Lin Zun suddenly said happily: "Then are you going to give up this mission and go back to the headquarters?"

Jiang Jiang looked strange: "What does my return to the headquarters have to do with you? Why are you so happy?"

Lin Zun coughed lightly: "This is not the resurrection of the Lord God. I am happy for you little employees. And when our boss wakes up, the passages on both sides will definitely be connected. We are all a family. I can see you later Woolen cloth."

Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows: "Whoever said we are a family, the people in the headquarters are eager for the Lord God to kill you, but you have a big heart, and you still want to come and play with me."

Lin Zun laughed: "They are jealous. They are jealous that our boss has kidnapped the main god of their family, so we don't like us everywhere. They don't think about it. The main god is the only god in thousands of worlds. If they really want to kill the abyss, How could the abyss still have a chance to resurrect the condensed fragments?"

"Moreover." Lin Zun lowered his voice: "I told you before that if you want the main god to wake up as soon as possible, you must use external force to stimulate him. There are not many big shots who can contact the level of the main god. Now that he is awake, who is it? Doing... non-obvious things?"

Jiang Jiang remembered the fragments that had crushed him in those years, and couldn't help but say with a dark face: "Yeah, before the abyss has not recovered, who woke up the main god?"

Lin Zun was stunned: "Although the boss has not been resurrected, he should have other ways to contact the Lord God."

Jiang Jiang said coldly: "Don't comfort yourself, the green hats on your boss' heads can be sold wholesale."

Lin Zun uttered an embarrassment, and said awkwardly: "This is all the business of the bosses, so let's leave it alone. Anyway, you just need to know that we are not enemies, and there may be a chance to do missions together in the future."

When Jiang Jiang heard that he still couldn't hear what Lin Zun wanted to say, he couldn't help but support his forehead and said, "Can you talk about the main points?"

Lin Zun's voice was slightly tense: "I want to ask you when you will return to the headquarters and when you will start to take over the next task."

Jiang Jiang tilted his head: "Why are you asking this?"

Lin Zun whispered, "I want to chase you."

Jiang Jiang was startled, then pursed his lips and smiled, and said with great interest: "Speaking of which, I have been hiding something from you."

Lin Zun was puzzled and didn't understand what Jiang Jiang meant by neither agreeing nor refusing, so he followed his words and asked, "What's the matter?"

Jiang Jiang said slowly: "Actually, I am not a native of the headquarters, but I started working halfway through the job. The world you are in now is my real home."

There was a long silence on the phone.

Just when Jiang Jiang felt strange, Lin Zunkai heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Okay."

Jiang Jiang was at a loss: "What's the matter?"

"Registration procedures are complete." Lin Zun said with a smile: "I have applied for a transfer from above. As long as the will of this world agrees, this blue planet... will be our common home in the future."

Jiang Jiang was dumbfounded: "Why did you immigrate without saying hello? Didn't you even think about it? The real world is not as comfortable as your base camp. There are 996 blessings everywhere. Can you survive?"

Lin Zun said deeply: "If you can't hold on, you have to hold on. The words I want to chase you have never been a superficial situation, but a heart that can only be manifested with practical actions."

Jiang Jiang couldn't help feeling a little moved in his heart.

However, before he could open his mouth, Lin Zun couldn't hold back and said with a smile: "Of course, the most important thing is that I am a rich young master in this world, and I don't need to be a social animal, hahahahahahahaha , Jiang Jiang? Hello? Why did you hang up?"

The author has something to say: I suddenly discovered that Du Lichuan has a lot of benefits...

感谢在2020-09-0323:52:24~2020-09-0423:47:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: I can do it, big beauty! 1;

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: I can do it, big beauty! 3 pieces; 1 turtledove;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: I can do it, big beauty! 20 bottles; 10 bottles of Hakuzakura;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!