It's really hard to be a scumbag

"I've only been with Jiang Jiang for a few days? You all took advantage of the gaps to find Jiang Jiang, and you still have the nerve to ask me why I haven't conceived any children yet?" The mute raised his jaw and stood up to a group of people without fear. With a cold gaze, he said confidently; "Besides, the higher the cultivation level of a cultivator, the harder it is for him to leave offspring. Jiang Jiang is a person from the fairy world, so it is naturally less likely to have offspring. Instead of questioning me, you should let me get closer to Jiang Jiang." Jiang, in this way, there might still be a slight chance for Jiang Jiang to have children and carry on the family line."

Zhuang Hui listened and said calmly: "The dumb girl must have placed too much emphasis on procreation. Since I fell in love with Jiang Jiang, I have never thought about talking about offspring."

The dumb hooked his lips, and said with a half-smile: "You don't want to, how do you know that Jiang Jiang doesn't want to?"

Zhuang Hui's face froze slightly.

Fu Yangsheng glanced at them: "It's up to people to make things happen. If Jiang Jiang has the heart, we will definitely not stop it. It's just that my senior brothers and I came to you this time. The point of asking is not whether to have children or grandchildren, but You have been close to Jiang Jiang for more than a month, why is there no sign at all, could it be that you... can't?"

The dumb face didn't change his face: "A cultivator can be filled with spiritual energy, and I don't have any old injuries. What's the problem? After all, I have too little contact with Jiang Jiang. If you let me get close to Jiang Jiang every day , I will definitely kill you.”

Fu Yuning immediately exploded: "Get close every day? Don't even think about it!"

The mute took a step back and said with a smile, "Once a week is fine."

Everyone frowned and remained silent.

There are not many people in Xiaohuangzong, but there are more than ten people.

They were originally distributed unevenly, and they struggled for that little opportunity every day. Now the dumb want a fixed share, which means that the time provided to them is getting scarcer.

In addition, they didn't want Jiang Jiang to spend his days in bed every day, so they made an early agreement not to do that on certain days of the week. Now the mute is getting close to Jiang Jiang to breed offspring, which is obviously a must. They can only see but not touch.

In fact, they are already very content with being able to chat with Jiang Jiang and touch his little hands. It's okay if they don't do it for ten days and a half months, they can hold back their longing.But there are exceptions in everything. When they are eagerly forbearing, other people can do whatever they want to Jiang Jiang, and even blatantly leave various marks on Jiang Jiang's exposed skin. Then they really can't bear it.

But as the mute said, if Jiang Jiang wanted to have a child, what would they do?Shouldn't we just suppress our anger and let them get in touch more?

Thinking about it the other way around, if the mute is really pregnant...then she won't be able to get close to Jiang Jiang for a full ten months!

When Fu Yangsheng explained this, the eyes of a few people with relatively poor physical knowledge lit up instantly, and they felt relieved when they were holding their breath.Everyone discussed for a while, and finally looked at the mute: "Yes, yes, but you can't intentionally contraceptive, you have to do it with Jiang Jiang every time."

The mute didn't laugh out loud.

After holding back with difficulty, he looked up at a group of big fools in front of him, and said sincerely in his eyes, "That's natural. If you are worried, you can look at Jiang Jiang's neck afterwards."

He licked his lips and said meaningfully: "I like to kiss that position the most."

The air was quiet for a while.

A low growl filled with anger suddenly broke out.

The mute with his back turned to the white wolf was complacently unprepared, and was slapped away just like that.

The mute hid in his room for two days.

Since the matter of that day was settled, he has been targeted everywhere in the past few days, especially led by the white wolf.

The white wolf is Jiang Jiang's pet, and the mute doesn't want to be against him, but the white wolf keeps staring at him and yells outside his door every day.

The mute cursed the beast secretly, and then calmed down happily.

So what if the white wolf is annoyed?

Today is his day, can't Bai Lang just watch him enter Jiang Jiang's room?

'knock knock'

Said that Cao Cao had arrived, there was a knock on the door and Qi Ling's impatient voice: "Hey, are you all right?"

The mute opened the door calmly, and smiled at the restrained white wolf.The white wolf was very angry, arching his back and baring his teeth, trying to attack him with all his strength.Qi Ling increased his strength, narrowly restrained the white wolf, and then cursed angrily: "Get out!"

The dumb man lifted his foot up to his heart's content, knocked on Jiang Jiang's door openly and aboveboard under the cold eyes, and then walked in.

The lights in the room flickered all night.

When Jiang Jiang appeared in front of everyone the next day, he was wearing a high collar.

Everyone's heart was sour, and their eyes flicked back and forth on the side of Jiang Jiang's neck. After all, no one stepped forward to see clearly.

This kind of life lasted for several months, until one day Zhuang Hui pushed Jiang Jiang down in a daze, and stuffed his fingers in it, and found that Jiang Jiang's mouth was slightly swollen, then he suddenly woke up and said, "It wasn't you yesterday." A day to be close to the mute?"

Jiang Jiang tilted his head and said, "Yeah, what's wrong?"

"What's the matter..." Zhuang Hui's expression fluctuated, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Usually, it's fine for you to play like this, but now is the critical moment when she wants to breed offspring for you, why do you still let her do this? "

It took Jiang Jiang a bit of effort to understand what he meant, and he couldn't help but suddenly said: "I said how often I saw him during this period, so you were all deceived by him."

Zhuang Hui had a bad feeling in his heart: "What do you mean?"

Jiang Jiang suppressed a smile and said, "The mute is not a girl at all, he is a man, and having children is all an excuse he made up, and he can't even conceive, of course there is no good news for so long. "

Zhuang Hui's face split open.

midnight.

Xiao Huangzong fell into a moment of silence.

The door of the mute's room was suddenly kicked open forcefully.

The loud noise was very clear at night, and everyone who hadn't slept came out one after another, stood aside and asked strangely: "Zhuang Hui, what are you doing?"

Zhuang Hui's face was gloomy.

He is obviously a Danxiu, but he held a sword in his hand, pointing the sword point at the bewildered mute and said: "What are you doing? I want to ask the mute what he is doing. He is obviously a man, but he pretends to be The woman has been pretending for so long!"

The mute's face froze, and he clearly felt that those originally curious gazes turned into knives at this moment, piercing from all directions.

The expressions of Fu Yangsheng and the others were as gloomy as Zhuang Hui's, and their tone was full of murderous intent: "What Zhuang Hui said is true? If you are really a man, why did you say so swearingly that you can kill a human being?" ?”

Everyone stared at him covetously. Seeing that there was no escape, the mute could only spread his hands and said helplessly: "Yes, after a long time, you can see that I will not be able to conceive. There will definitely be a day when the truth is discovered. At that time, you He must have hated me so much that he wanted to kill me alive.”

He sighed long and long: "Isn't this just taking a life?"

It was lively outside most of the night.

When the mute was almost beaten to death, Jiang Jiang went out slowly and brought him back.

After feeding a few healing medicines, Jiang Jiang let go and went to sleep again.

He has never cared about the affairs of the fragments, especially when there are so many fragments. If he favors anyone, he will pierce the hearts of others, so he simply lets them resolve their conflicts internally.

He was undoubtedly right to do so. Within a few days, Jiang Jiang saw that the mute had changed back to a handsome and unrestrained appearance, ignoring the black faces of the people next to him and smiling to himself, and when he saw him, he even leaned over to ask for a kiss. .

Jiang Jiang pushed his face towards him, and said seriously, "Mute."

Infected by Jiang Jiang's sternness, the mute immediately restrained his smile and lowered his head and said, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have deliberately deceived my brothers and sisters, I—"

Jiang Jiang interrupted him: "Change back."

The mute was stunned.

Seeing that he didn't respond for a while, Jiang Jiang looked at him deeply and said, "Change back, I want a beautiful and gentle young lady."

Dumb: "..."

That night, Jiang Jiang was pressed down on the table by the beautiful and gentle young lady and fucked violently.

The weeds at the foot of the mountain gradually turned yellow, and the clothes worn by the common people became thicker.

Jiang Jiang stood on the top of the back mountain, his sleeves fluttering in the bitter wind, he quietly lived at the highest point, as if he was about to become a fairy in a second.After pinching his fingers and counting for a moment, Jiang Jiang sensed the way of heaven, then turned to look for Lin Xian.

Lin Xian has his own room, but he seldom sleeps and rests in it. Instead, he practices swords in the cemetery every day with a sword on his back.

Although Feng Shaoguang's reason for getting the cemetery is a bit problematic, he made this place convenient for the public. Several people in the sect who are obsessed with sword practice usually discuss here. He who has lost the key memory is like a paper tiger whose claws have been pulled out. He usually focuses on the way of swords honestly, and frowns when he sees puppets killing chickens.

When Jiang Jiang arrived at the cemetery, he happened to see that there was no one else in the cemetery, only Lin Xian was tall and straight, concentrating on the sword in his hand.He was dressed in white, and every move contained his own understanding of the way of swordsmanship. Jiang Jiang looked at him, and saw through his figure in a trance, and saw the protagonist Shou who was once as frosty and snowy as the bright moon.

He felt emotional, and didn't go forward to disturb the other party, just stood aside and watched quietly.

After Lin Xian's memory regressed, he always thought that he was still the senior brother of No. [-] Peak. He practiced sword diligently day in and day out, except for the occasional annoyance of the bloody scarlet in his eyes and the devilish blackness on his fair cheeks. Outside the lines, there seemed to be nothing that could hinder his Dao heart.

But Jiang Jiang, who knows well in his heart, knows that there is still a hurdle in his path of seeking Taoism.

If he didn't try his best to flatten this hurdle, Lin Xian, who was originally the devil, would definitely fall as he planned, during the last catastrophe of inner demons.

"Master?"

Jiang Jiang was thinking about it, when he suddenly heard Lin Xian speak.He blinked, and saw Lin Xian put away his sword and walked over, his eyes bright said: "Master, why are you here? The cemetery is very messy here, if you want to see me, you can ask the puppet to summon you, you don't have to come here in person."

Because Jiang Jiang fooled Ji Xingzheng into calling him master, Lin Xian, a disciple and disciple, began to call Jiang Jiang Shizu.Although it sounds tall, Jiang Jiang always feels guilty and has to dismiss it every time.

Lin Xian grew up in Taiqingzong since he was a child. Ji Xingzheng taught him the way of swordsmanship, and etiquette in the world was taught by the people of Taiqingzong, so he is still a restrained and observant person in his bones. How to insist on calling Jiang Jiang Shizu.

Jiang Jiang failed to dismiss it, so he could only change the subject and asked, "Is there any place you want to go?"

Lin Xian was slightly taken aback, then nodded honestly after hesitating for two seconds.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-2411:54:35~2020-07-2417:58:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 turtledove;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of thousands of streams;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!