It's really hard to be a scumbag

After staying in the small town for a few days, Zhao Rao sent a message.

As soon as Jiang Jiang put down the sound transmission talisman after listening, Ye Fan entered the room with a yam cake.

He caught a glimpse of Jiang Jiang's movements and asked, "What did Zhao Rao say?"

Jiang Jiang's expression was delicate: "She said that there are only women in the Gufeng Building, so it's fine for me to sneak in, provided that I change into women's clothes."

Ye Fan was stunned, a strange color flashed across his eyes, he put down the pastry, turned around and said calmly, "I'll go buy it now."

"You don't have to be so busy..." Before Jiang Jiang finished speaking, Ye Fan's figure had disappeared at the door.

He swallowed back the rest of the words speechlessly, and slandered Xiaosan: "It's really extravagant to use spiritual power to travel."

Xiaosan, who had been imprisoned for many days, resolutely retorted [This is the performance of the protagonist Gong loving you!After he buys the clothes back, you must put them on immediately and praise him for his good eyesight, so as to quickly increase the favorability of the protagonist Gong. 】

Jiang Jiang looked disgusted: "I don't wear them."

Xiaosan immediately knelt down, begging for mercy [Big brother, please!The favorability of the protagonist Gong has been stuck at 99% for two days, you can go back to my hometown with a little effort! 】

"Why are you leaving in such a hurry, you can play at my house for two more days." Jiang Jiang said with a smile: "And the favorability is stuck at 99%, it can't be done by just coaxing."

Little San doesn't believe [You usually don't give him a good face, and you take the initiative to shrink into his arms and kiss him when you are happy, so the protagonist Gong's favorability can still reach 99%, I don't believe that the last [-]% is you lying Acting like a baby can't solve it. 】

"You think highly of me too." Jiang Jiang found Xiaosan's words interesting, and couldn't help saying happily: "The problem of the strategy getting stuck is definitely not my attitude. Ye Fan's feelings are his unilateral contribution, not because of who I am. It changes in response, so you'd better consider other possibilities and don't expect me to take the initiative on him."

Xiaosan was silent [Actually, you just don't want to wear women's clothing. 】

Jiang Jiang said angrily, "It's because you don't understand people's language."

Xiaosan burst into tears [I don't care, I don't care, if you don't wear women's clothing, I will, I will...]

Jiang Jiang looked on coldly: "What about you? Tell me it makes me happy."

Xiaosan held back for a long time, and begged Jiang Jiang for mercy [It's just a change of clothes, and it's not doing something harmful. If you're lucky, the protagonist Gong's favorability will explode after changing it?Isn't that a win-win? 】

"Whoever wins with you." Jiang Jiang felt thirsty after talking for a long time, sat on the table and poured a glass of water, after drinking, he picked up the yam cake bought by Ye Fan, squinted his eyes and said in satisfaction: "You go I will lose my small treasury, how can there be a win-win situation."

Xiaosan gritted her teeth, and reluctantly said [All my inventory belongs to the Lord of the Abyss. Ordinary destroyers can only buy one by spending tens of millions of points. For the sake of our long-term fate, I will give you half of it with a loan—the premise It's you who will take the initiative to put on a small skirt to seduce the protagonist Gong! 】

Jiang Jiang was amused when he heard that: "Does he still need to seduce? I just sat here and he came over by himself."

Xiaosan's air way [It's because of this that the progress bar doesn't move! 】

Jiang Jiang patted the cake powder on his hands, and lazily said: "Why are you so stubborn, forget it, for the sake of half of the stock, I accept this challenge."

Xiaosan burst into tears of joy, quickly located Ye Fan's coordinates, and immediately urged [The protagonist Gong has already arrived downstairs, you should go take a shower, hey, this is too slow, you can go directly to put on makeup. 】

Jiang Jiang: "...Are you sick, do you really treat me like a beautiful girl?"

After turning off the fire of the jumping system, Ye Fan's figure appeared, with a calm expression, but holding a bunch of messy things in his hand.

Jiang Jiang took a closer look: "Buyao? Hairpin? And..."

He picked up the fabric embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water, and said with a delicate expression: "When you went to buy this, were you not driven out by the store?"

Ye Fan rolled his Adam's apple, and said in a low voice, "I told the shopkeeper that I bought it for my wife."

Jiang Jiang glanced at him: "Who is your wife, call me Master."

Ye Fan said bluntly: "Didn't you tell me not to call you that last night?"

"Can it be the same as now?" Jiang Jiang was speechless by this straight and masculine handsome boy: "It was on the bed last night. Don't you feel ashamed when you called Master on the bed and tossed Master vigorously?"

Ye Fan told Jiang Jiang with a calm look.

He knows no shame.

Annoyed and angry, Jiang Jiang picked up the clothes on the table, and said angrily: "What are you looking at, I will wear these clothes when I go to Gufeng Tower, and put them away for now."

Ye Fan curled his fingers, moved his lips in silence for two seconds, and said, "If you don't try it on, what if it doesn't fit you?"

Jiang Jiang snorted coldly: "If you want to control it, I won't wear it."

He turned around the screen, and his figure disappeared from Ye Fan's sight.

Hearing the rustling sound inside, Ye Fan sat down at the table with a blank expression and lost heart.

The yam cake on the table was half eaten, and there were even clear and lovely tooth marks on the white glutinous cake.

Ye Fan stared at it for a couple of times, and when he turned around and saw that Jiang Jiang hadn't come out, he raised his hand hesitantly to pick up half of the pastry.

The pastry moved closer to his lips, and the sweet taste rushed to his face.

Seeing the delicacy in front of his eyes, Ye Fan was about to open his mouth when someone came up to his face and ate the remaining half of the pastry in one gulp.

Ye Fan was stunned before regaining his senses, turned his head and said, "The pastry is a little dry, do you want to drink some—"

He stopped abruptly in the middle of his words, and his gaze was fixed on Jiang Jiang, who had snow-skinned red lips and black hair loosely tied by a hairpin.

Jiang Jiang ate the cake with puffy cheeks, her beautiful eyes were bent in contentment, and a bright red brocade belt was tied around her fair and slender neck.He didn't wear his clothes neatly, but put them loosely on his body, so when he was attached to Ye Fan's back, Ye Fan could easily see his small and round shoulders, the looming white and greasy back, and the curvature Seductive waistline...you can't see this one.

Ye Fan retracted his gaze silently, adjusted his posture with a stiff body, and then said in a hoarse voice: "The clothes seem a little too big."

Jiang Jiang swallowed the pastry, licked her lips with the tip of her tongue, and said lazily, "Where's the big one?"

Ye Fan resisted the impulse, and said solemnly: "The belt is too big, if it is tighter, your clothes won't be so loose."

Jiang Jiang laughed when he heard that, slipped into his arms from behind him, wrapped his arms around the back of his neck with one hand, held his palm with the other hand, and said with a light smile, "The belt is fine."

"The reason why the clothes are so loose." Jiang Jiang put Ye Fan's hand into the clothes easily, his reddish eyes were raised like a little fox, and he said with a smile, "It's all for the convenience of you coming in."

【......How are you? 】The little three spoke quietly.

Jiang Jiang moved his head under the quilt, and lazily said: "Although it's a bit big to play, it still feels pretty good."

Xiaosan suddenly exploded [Then why the progress bar is still stuck at 99%! 】

Jiang Jiang sneered: "I told you that it's not my problem, but you still don't believe me."

Xiaosan hugged her head and wept.

Jiang Jiang felt a pain in his head, and threatened: "If you hum again, I will lock you up in the dark room forever."

Xiaosan was frightened, and said aggrievedly [I don't want to stay in the little black room, I'll give you the rest of the inventory, can you let me out? 】

"Not good." Jiang Jiang directly refused: "Let you watch the live broadcast outside? I don't have such a habit."

【I'm not okay either! 】Little San said a few words angrily, then sighed and said 【Then what should I do? How can I get away from the little devil and go back to my hometown. 】

Jiang Jiang snorted and laughed: "Who are you talking about as the little devil? You came to cultivate me indiscriminately, but I kept you alive without doing anything. Isn't that enough to prove my gentleness, kindness, and understanding?"

Xiaosan muttered [Who kind-hearted little brother would be so cruel that he would cut off the love thread of his admirers. If it weren't for my rich inventory, you would have no chance to reshape and reshape them even if you went to heaven-wait a minute! 】

He was in the middle of the chatter, and suddenly woke up and said [The reason why the protagonist Gong's favorability can't increase, could it be related to the severed love thread? 】

Jiang Jiang narrowed his eyes and said slowly, "What do you mean?"

Xiaosan hurriedly explained [In other words, although Ye Fan selectively forgot about Qingsi, there was always this scar in his heart.We can only maintain the superficial calm, but the wound will not disappear, and it will even rot and fester. Only by facing this problem and opening Ye Fan's heart, will he increase his favorability without any scruples or regrets to one hundred percent. 】

Jiang Jiang said oh.

Seeing him oh no more, Xiaosan immediately scratched her head and said anxiously [Boss, let's try again, I guarantee that it will be successful this time. 】

Jiang Jiang curled her lips and smiled.

Of course he knew he could succeed. As Ye Fan's bedside person, he knew exactly what Ye Fan's knot was from the very beginning.

It's just that the timing is wrong now, and the No. 0 system is very fun to play with, so Jiang Jiang has been keeping it a secret.

I didn't expect that a fool who thinks a lot will eventually get something, and the No. 0 system actually thought of an idea.

This is boring.

Jiang Jiang shut the yelling mistress back into the small black room, shook his head and said, "Isn't it good to be a silly kid? Look, too clever is not cute."

'Squeak' sounded.

Ye Fan came in from the outside, raised his eyes and said: "When you fell asleep, the sound transmission talisman was ringing. I think it was Zhao Rao who contacted me, so I answered it for you."

Jiang Jiang didn't care about these small details, and asked directly: "Has she set a time?"

Ye Fan hummed, sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed Jiang Jiang's waist skillfully, and said calmly: "In three days, people from Gufeng Tower will come to the city to accept apprentices, and Zhao Rao is among them. She will let you change into a woman's dress and go there , when the time comes, I will take you back to the Gufeng Tower together."

Jiang Jiang nodded: "Okay."

Ye Fan glanced at him, and then said: "Also... I have chased away a lot of bad guys these days. I thought they were coveting your beauty and wanting to get close to you, but just after I went out, I bumped into you A few, after they directly stated their intentions, I realized that besides lustful people, there are some people looking for you and wanting to pay a visit to you."

Jiang Jiang tilted his head: "Why are you visiting me?"

Ye Fan said indifferently: "You are a true immortal who has ascended from the feathers. When you come back now, there will naturally be countless people who want to benefit from you."

Jiang Jiang suddenly said: "So that's the case, then just ignore them and drive them all away."

Ye Fan calmed down, got up and said, "Then I'll tell them to leave now."

Jiang Jiang waved his hands casually, then stuffed his head back into the quilt, as if he wanted to continue to rest.

With a smile on Ye Fan's lips, he closed the door and went downstairs a few steps.

As soon as he went, the father and son who were guarding below immediately looked up.

The author has something to say: Today's little baby is lured, sucked~

感谢在2020-07-1221:50:19~2020-07-1312:44:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Aesop;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!