It's really hard to be a scumbag

"?" Jiang Jiang suspected that he had heard it wrong: "What are you?"

No. 0 [beautiful girl...]

Jiang Jiang laughed back angrily: "Do you think I look like a girl?"

No. 0 said in a vicissitudes tone [No ordinary girl is as good-looking as you, so my cognitive system has been blinded. 】

Jiang Jiang snorted: "Don't come here, I have been praised since I was a child."

No. 0 paused [In short, you have to complete the novice task, and then advance to the official story breaker. 】

Jiang Jiang didn't have this interest, but he really wanted to see Shen Yuan's private money, so he said bluntly, "What's the reward for completing the mission?"

No. 0 is refreshed [It can become whiter and more beautiful. 】

Jiang Jiang: "...good night."

Seeing him lying flat and covered with a small quilt, No. 0 became anxious [We have already bound, if you don't complete the task, you will be obliterated! 】

Jiang Jiang smiled and said, "Oh? Come on then."

No. 0 gritted his teeth [I know you don't believe me, so I'll give you an electric shock this time. 】

He added coldly [Electric shocks are not so pleasant, don't cry later. 】

As soon as the voice fell, No. 0 turned on the electric shock button.

However, the person on the bed didn't give him the slightest reaction. Instead, he was caught off guard by the electric current. He was stunned for a long time before recovering, and said in shock [What's going on? ! 】

He suddenly looked at the person on the bed, only to see that the other person had fallen asleep hugging the pillow, his soft, white and tender cheeks were dyed with light pink, which looked quite attractive.

No. 0 held his breath and didn't believe in evil, so he gave two more electric shocks, and almost burned his own line.

Not daring to try again, he hastily withdrew his hand, staring at Jiang Jiang as if he was looking at some devil.

When the sky was slightly bright, Jiang Jiang opened his eyes, and what he saw was No. 0 looking straight at him.

He stretched his waist and said leisurely: "Good morning, how did you rest last night?"

With a tense voice, No. 0 said rather apprehensively [Not so good, who are you? 】

Jiang Jiang washed slowly: "I gave you a whole night, and this is all you want to talk about?"

His posture was too careless, and he frightened No. 0 for a while, and he couldn't help but questioned him sharply.

Jiang Jiang thought that No. 0 was too noisy, and seeing that he was still struggling, he directly blocked No. 0's consciousness, and then ignored him.

After washing up and going out, Jiang Jiang found that fog had risen in the small kitchen.

Xi Lan's figure loomed inside, and there was a faint smell of food.

Jiang Jiang approached happily, probed and said, "Do you need help?"

Startled, Xi Lan hurriedly said, "I've seen the Immortal by the River."

Jiang Jiang felt awkward, and raised his foot to go in and said, "Just call me by my name, those by the river sound like fishermen."

Xi Lan couldn't help laughing, then hurriedly restrained herself, and said nervously, "Then I'll call you Mr. Jiang, Young Master Jiang?"

"Yes." Jiang Jiang nodded indifferently, glanced at her breakfast, and asked curiously, "Is this a wild vegetable?"

Xi Lan hummed in embarrassment: "After my sister died, I was hunted down by those wicked people everywhere. I didn't have much money on me. This is the old sect that has been abandoned for a hundred years. I simply dig some wild vegetables and cook it to survive."

Speaking of this, she suddenly smiled shyly: "Fortunately, Mr. Jiang has already become an immortal, and there is no need to maintain three meals, otherwise Xi Lan will go to the city below the mountain to buy some rare food for you. You have been wronged like this."

Jiang Jiang, who was researching whether wild vegetable dumplings are delicious: "..."

Young life oh.

The miserable little sister eats wild vegetables by herself, and she always thinks about giving him something good to eat, but he secretly wonders what the wild vegetable dumplings taste like, so don't be too heartless.

Jiang Jiang was deeply embarrassed, and coughed lightly: "Don't eat breakfast, wait until I come back."

Xi Lan was confused: "Where are you going?"

Jiang Jiang had already walked out of the small kitchen, turned his back to her and waved, "I'll tell you when I get back."

He went down the mountain, casually used illusion to cover up his appearance, turned a few jades to exchange for some silver, and then went to a good restaurant in the city to buy food.

After going out, he found a hidden corner to put the food in the storage bag.

Considering that eating takeaway every day is not an option, Jiang Jiang was about to go to the market to buy some meat and vegetables when he suddenly saw the gate of the inner city slowly opening, and soldiers on bicycles came to the wall of the inner city and motioned for stickers.

A group of people squeezed past to join in the fun, Jiang Jiang was caught in the middle, and simply followed to have a look.

At the base of the city wall, Jiang Jiang looked up and saw a painting of beauties traced on the white paper.

The beauty in the painting has loose black hair, bright eyes like stars, and a faint smile on the corners of her lips.

The pen and ink did not describe the appearance of the person in the painting too much. It seemed that he knew that his painting skills were not enough to draw a three-point beauty, so he focused on the charm, and forcibly outlined the beauty's dynamic mood. The people were stunned, and it took a long time before they clicked their tongues and said: "It's so beautiful, is this the empress?"

"The empress is not so beautiful, I think she is a fairy in the sky."

"Scholar Zhang, quickly take a look at what is written next to it?"

"I'll take a look."

Zhang Shusheng looked at the words next to the painting carefully, and said carefully: "In the past, the immortals by the river broke the void and left this world. Now the immortals have traveled and returned to their hometowns. The suzerain of the Taiqing sect hereby makes it known to the world, begging the immortals to come to the Taiqing sect. Get together."

The common people exclaimed: "Immortals, are there really immortals in this world?"

"Of course there are. Otherwise, why would Taiqingzong make such a big move? You must know that Taiqingzong is the number one sect in the world of cultivating immortals."

Hearing this, Jiang Jiang suddenly withdrew his gaze from staring at the scroll, and returned to the sea of ​​consciousness.

No. 0, who had been locked in the small black room for a long time, responded and knocked on the door tentatively.

Jiang Jiang released him, raised his eyebrows and said, "Have you figured it out?"

With a sullen face, No. 0 no longer tried to find Jiang Jiang's background, but asked【What do you want? 】

Jiang Jiang didn't answer, but smiled at the corners of his lips, and said in a leisurely tone: "If you play tricks again, you will be locked in a small dark room forever."

No. 0 was silent for a while, silently succumbing to the claws of the little devil [...I can make your wives and concubines into groups, I can make you an emperor through the ages, and I can even help you ascend to the throne. 】

Jiang Jiangbai was bored and said, "That's it?"

No. 0 was stunned, unexpectedly, Jiang Jiang didn't even think about these things.

He was anxious, and began to rack his brains to sell himself [I can still make you the number one powerhouse in the cultivation world. The sect you belong to surpasses Taiqing and becomes the number one sect. You can find treasures of heaven and earth wherever you go. Ancient profound crystals can be dug out of any soil. 】

Jiang Jiang sighed: "Stop talking, I already see that you are really useless."

No. 0 […]

No. 0 was aggrieved, and after thinking about it, he couldn't accept it and said [You don't need to use it, but you think I can't do it, this is an insult to me! 】

Jiang Jiang came out from the scattered crowd and said casually: "I know it even if I don't try it, and I also know that you are bound to my soul, and I can't break away from it. If I don't finish the novice tutorial in a day, you will be with me for the rest of my life." On my body."

No. 0's heart was cold, knowing that this was Jiang Jiang's threat, but still couldn't help but give in and said [little brother, big brother, dad, please forgive me, I'm just a newbie passing by unintentionally.Let me go, let's get together and hang out, okay? 】

"No." Jiang Jiang ruthlessly refused, and said with a smile: "I am quite interested in you. Although you are very useless, I am a little curious about how you, a beautiful girl, can be a saboteur of the system. No, you can send two tasks first, and I might help you do it if I’m in a good mood.”

No. 0 was moved for a moment, and said in surprise [Okay Dad, thank you Dad! 】

Jiang Jiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and even saw what he looked like back then from No. 0—the same cowardice.

However, he felt that he was a good person, not as wicked as the abyss, so he was ready to ask No. 0 to speak well.

However, without waiting for him to speak, No. 0 has already issued the task eagerly.

[The ultimate task of the beautiful girl development system has been released]

[Mission Objective: One of the Raiders]

【Lin Xian (not captured)】

【Ye Fan (not captured)】

"Are you sending out the final mission directly?" Jiang Jiang blinked: "And... the hero?"

His tone was subtle, and it fell into the ears of No. 0, but he let No. 0 heaved a sigh of relief, and said subtly proudly [Yes, the world you are in is actually a book, and there are several male protagonists in it. If one of them is conquered, the novice task will be completed. 】

Jiang Jiang stared at the task for a long time, then said softly: "But haven't these two male protagonists cut off their love?"

Many thoughts popped up in his mind, but his voice was soft and harmless: "You asked me to attack them, what strategy should I use? Do you have the ability to continue their love?"

No. 0 let out a sigh of relief, and said depressedly [If I were so powerful, I would have gone to heaven and stood shoulder to shoulder with the main god, and would I still be numbered with three zeros? 】

Jiang Jiang didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

No. 0 Youyou Road [In our hometown, the number is not fixed, but we need to compete on our own ability. Number 000 sounds nice, but the bosses dislike Taimu Ling, so this position has become the exclusive position for Caibi.After I took up the post, this position became my exclusive position again, and no one has kicked me out of this position until now. 】

"...sorry." Jiang Jiang laughed dumbfoundedly, comforted the little girl perfunctorily, and then asked in confusion about the topic just now: "You can't continue their love, so how should I attack?"

No. 0 said deeply [young man, there are always more solutions than difficulties.Think about it, the two protagonists are love threads cut off by Bai Yueguang Zha Gong, so the only one who can make the protagonist's heartache is Zha Gong.But what does Slag Gong have to do with you?You can boldly attack with confidence. When the protagonist has not been in contact with Bai Yueguang for a long time, he is calm and normal. You deliberately confront him to attract his attention. When the protagonist misses Bai Yueguang like death, you give him love care. 】

[If this set of operations is unsuccessful. ] No. 0 seriously said [I still have the second trick, which is to beat him with amnesia and occupy his heart when he doesn't know anything.This method is relatively stable, but I am worried that you will not be able to defeat the two protagonists, so I put it in the backup. 】

Jiang Jiang sighed deeply: "I have already seen that you are useless, so why would I hope for your method."

No. 0 is full of question marks, unbelievable and aggrieved [I give advice to you, and you scold me again? ! 】

Jiang Jiang comforted: "Although I despise you, I know it's not your fault this time, but your lack of information."

No. 0 said aggrievedly [Thank you, I was not comforted. 】

Jiang Jiang shrugged, and said directly [Your suggestions are all based on the fact that the slag Gong has someone else, but I'm sorry, I am the slag Gong. 】

No. 0 was stunned for a long time before turning around and turning up the plot, breaking down and saying [How is it possible!The Bai Yueguang never appeared in the plot, it just exists in the memory of the two protagonists, why did it suddenly come back? 】

Jiang Jiang narrowed his eyes and said nothing.

Judging from the status of No. 0 system, he would believe that the 'world' and 'story' are normal things.

Just like when Jiang Jiang didn't understand anything back then, he still regarded each world as a game level.

No. 0 collapsed for two seconds, then looked at Jiang Jiang suddenly, and said thoughtfully [Since you are a scumbag, then judging from the degree of admiration the two protagonists have for you, as long as you are with one of them, the novice task is considered After we're done, can we separate? ! 】

Jiang Jiang savored the taste, smiled innocently and said, "Yes, so we are teammates."

No. 0 was happy for two seconds, then collapsed, and wailed [But the task is still very difficult in this way, although they are willing to hold hands with you, but you broke their love, and you have lost hope since you kept up!It's better to have a passer-by guide! 】

Jiang Jiang said quietly: "It's a pity that you are bound to me."

He poked No. 0's egg and sighed: "We are now grasshoppers on the same rope, so don't hide your secrets. If you have any useful things or methods, tell us quickly."

No. 0 said in a self-closing way [I am a rookie, how can I have any good things, but if there is a way... I have a vague idea. 】

Jiang Jiang became interested: "Tell me."

No. 0 hesitated for a while, and said hesitantly [Do you know how to resurrect a dead body and reshape a physical body? 】

The author has something to say: You big villains, you only want to see little beauties wearing skirts, Jiang Jiang is a big boss now~ Big bosses will not be coerced by little scumbags!Only take the initiative and be coaxed by Lao Gong (funny)

This world has not yet decided whether to abuse or not (the abuse will only abuse the attack), so ask for the opinions of the cuties, if you don't want to abuse, I will take the sweet route.

Anyway, no matter what, Jiang Zai will be as beautiful as a flower and cute!

感谢在2020-07-1017:40:50~2020-07-1022:04:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: read more books and sleep less 10 bottles; gentlemen don't move 7 bottles; Aesop 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!