It's really hard to be a scumbag

Jiang Jiang suddenly felt a little uneasy, walked to Yun Yun's side, tugged at his sleeve, and said softly, "Then what are you thinking now?"

Yun Yun lowered his eyes and stared at Jiang Jiang's exceptionally well-behaved side face, rolled his Adam's apple, then raised his eyes suddenly, and looked at Wu Yi who was about to leave.

Wu Yi froze, only to hear Yun Yun say coldly: "I will detain him first, and then I will talk to you in detail."

Jiang Jiang hugged the pillow on the bed and waited for a while, and saw Yun Yun who cleaned up Wu Yi went upstairs step by step.

His expressionless face made Jiang Jiang wonder what he was thinking for a moment.

Just as Jiang Jiang was wondering if he should take the initiative to ask a question, Yunyun suddenly stopped in front of Jiang Jiang, and then half-kneeled on the bed, pushing Jiang Jiang down a little bit.

"You just asked me what I thought." Yun Yun lowered his eyes, traced Jiang Jiang's eyebrows, and his voice gradually softened: "I just want to know, when Master has taught me so many exercises, when will he come to teach me in bed?" effort?"

Jiang Jiang was stunned, his cheeks turned red instantly, he punched him angrily, and said angrily, "You were panting so much when you were talking, I thought you were thinking about how to break up with me."

Yun Yun grabbed Jiang Jiang's small fist, lowered his head and pecked at the mouth, and sighed, "I wish I could lock you by my side all the time, so why would I let you go on my own initiative?"

Jiang Jiang heard the anxiety in his tone, raised her head and said seriously: "I was wrong in the past, but now I assure you that no matter what difficulties and obstacles I encounter in the future, I will never leave you again."

Yun Yun stared deeply into Jiang Jiang's eyes, and said word by word: "Really?"

Jiang Jiang blinked, turned over and changed positions with Yunyun.

Yun Yun didn't know why, but obediently held Jiang Jiang's waist.

Then he watched Jiang Jiangming's red blood dripping from the tip of his ears, and pretended to be generous: "It's true. If you don't believe me, I will prove it with actions."

Yun Yun was startled, then suffocated, his eyes fixed on Jiang Jiang in front of him.

Until there was a pile of clothes scattered on the ground, when he couldn't bear it anymore, he squeezed Jiang Jiang's waist tightly.

Jiang Jiang, who had been pink all over his body before his eyes, would take away the initiative, and still waved his small fists angrily reiterated: "I am the master, you should obey my orders to move."

Yun Yun smiled lowly: "Next time."

Messed around a few times.

Yun Yun learned to respect teachers.

Jiang Jiang finished teaching exhausted, and was too tired to get up the next day.

Yun Yun combed the meridians for him with internal force. After combing, Jiang Jiang's small face was buried in the snow-white quilt, and he fell asleep obediently with his eyelashes down.

Staring at it for a while without blinking, Yun Yun restrained the urge to get close, and went out silently to get down to business.

He didn't come out of the dungeon until Jiang Jiang was bored watching and playing with a bunch of greeting cards in the afternoon, and appeared next to Jiang Jiang after taking a bath.

Jiang Jiang asked casually without raising his eyes, "Where have you been?"

With his long hair loose, Yun Yun silently took away all the greeting cards in Jiang Jiang's hand, until Jiang Jiang reluctantly gave him a look, and he said in satisfaction: "I went to interrogate Wu Yi, and then I learned that Yunzhu's It is true, the imperial court has been making frequent moves recently, and it is indeed to eliminate the various sects in the rivers and lakes."

Jiang Jiang didn't take it seriously: "Heroes use martial arts to violate the ban. It must not be the first day that the imperial court had this idea. The question is what he is going to do. If the action is too extreme, there will be a righteous hero who will step forward and go thousands of miles alone. Take the head, and at that time, it will be too late for the current Majesty to regret it."

Speaking of this, Jiang Jiang stretched his waist, stretched his waistline and then relaxed, and said slowly: "Presumably the Holy Majesty also understands this truth, so he didn't make a move for so many years, but boiled the frog in warm water. With this Judging from the speed of boiling water, he may have to wait for decades if he wants to regain the rivers and lakes, and by then, we should leave this world, so why bother about what happens next."

Yun Yun shook his head, and said calmly: "If that's the case, it would be a good thing. I'm afraid that after several decades, the Holy One will be fatuous in his later years, impatient, and determined to sweep the Jianghu back. First, you will definitely be regarded as a thorn in the flesh by the Holy One."

Only then did Jiang Jiang hear that Yun Yun had other intentions, tilted his head and said, "Then what do you want to do."

Yun Yun calmly said: "Follow the original plan and continue to serve as an official in the court."

Jiang Jiang clasped Yun Yun's finger, knowing that Yun Yun had his own plans, so he didn't try to dissuade him, but obediently said: "Then be careful along the way, and come to me if you encounter trouble."

Yun Yun held Jiang Jiang's hand and said softly, "Okay."

Not long after Yunyun left, Jiang Jiang heard that a Jinyiwei had been raised in the imperial court.

Different from the Imperial Guards with mediocre martial arts, the leader of this Jinyiwei has extremely high martial arts, and no one survived wherever he was ordered to go. In a short period of time, the three words "Zang Xinji" became famous all over the world, which caused a lot of noise in the world. Several have closed down.

Jiang Jiang heard it was interesting, so he specially sent people to find out the news, and gradually developed the habit of eating melon seeds and listening to gossip.

The weather was just right in the afternoon, he was lying in the shade of a tree eating the fresh melons and fruits fed by Yue Ji, beside Yun Zhu silently waving a fan, when he was missing a subordinate who told the secrets, the subordinate came over on his own initiative—although he was caught The man carried it by the back of his neck.

The man was wearing a red-striped flying fish suit, a black belt around his waist, and a long and narrow embroidered spring knife on his side, making his figure as elegant and handsome as jade.

It's just that the eyes are too cold.

Jiang Jiang was shivering from the cold, and hastily pushed away Yue Ji's hand, which was holding the grapes, and handed it to his lips, and then grabbed the folding fan in Yunzhu's hand to fan himself, and then said seriously: "Why are you back?" Don't say anything in advance, so I can pick you up at the door."

Yun Yun threw the trembling subordinates aside, coldly squeezed the dissatisfied Yue Ji away, and said expressionlessly: "If I had informed in advance, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen the coquettish and happy appearance of the leader."

Jiang Jiang covered most of his face with a folding fan, only showing his blinking eyes, and said obediently and softly: "I'm so happy, I'm all about you, I can't even eat, I can only eat some fruit to fill my stomach. Unexpectedly You didn't even notice that I lost weight when you came back, you just wanted to eat flying vinegar."

Yun Yun: "You take down the folding fan."

Jiang Jiang: "I don't."

Cloud: "..."

The cunning little fox flicked its tail, obviously teasing people, but it was so cute that people couldn't accuse it.

Helplessness and a smile flashed across Yun Yun's eyes, so he had no choice but to take the folding fan away with his own hands, then pinched the little fox's jaw, squinted and said, "You lost weight?"

Jiang Jiang showed an innocent look.

Yun Yun hooked his lips and said with a low smile: "It's just right to be thinner, and I can wear a wedding dress."

Jiang Jiang was inexplicable: "What wedding dress?"

Yun Yun's eyes were burning, and he said softly: "Of course you and I wore the wedding dress on the day of worship."

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It wasn't just Jiang Jiang who was stupid, but the whole world was also dumbfounded.

In just a few days, the marriage of the two surnames between the leader of the Demon Cult and the leader of the Jinyiwei strongly overwhelmed the previous bloody storm.Like thunder on the ground, shocking conversations can be heard everywhere in the streets and alleys, not to mention the greeting cards Jiang Jiang received, they are so flocked that Aunt Liu can't use up all the cooking and burning fires.

As the party involved in the bizarre incident, Yun Yun remained calm.

After washing Bai Shengsheng's tender feet for Jiang Jiang at night, he hugged Jiang Jiang and explained: "The Holy One wants to move the world, and he relies on me. I saw that he is still a wise king, so I came up with a plan to help him." .”

Jiang Jiang: "...The emperor didn't say anything? Did he just agree?"

"He calmed down by himself for a while, and then wrote the imperial decree to grant marriage." Yun said calmly: "Not only that, but he also got inspiration from it, and is planning to propose marriage to the martial arts leader."

Jiang Jiang is full of shit.

For a while, I couldn't laugh or cry, and I didn't know who to sympathize with.

soon.

Jiang Jiang found out.

He should have no sympathy for anyone, but himself most.

Because after getting married, Yunyun seemed to want to make up for the intimacy lost in the past few years, and stayed in his room every night and refused to leave.With the title of newly-married, the sage also gave Yunyun a few months' leave, which made Jiang Jiang not leave the new house for several days after getting married, and felt that he was going to die on the bed several times.

It wasn't until more than a year after they got married that Yun Yun let go of his hand in satisfaction, and stopped trapping Jiang Jiang within a square inch every day.

He started to take Jiang Jiang out to play.

The two walked through the south of the Yangtze River on the Qingshi trail, passed through the desert where the day and night were polarized, donated sesame oil to the old monk sweeping fallen leaves in the ancient temple on the barren mountain, and also pointed out the quacks who competed in martial arts on the top of the lonely mountain.

Cold comes and summer goes, spring comes and autumn goes.

Time flows unhurriedly.

Jiang Jiang and Yun rode on horses.

Fade away in the years.

The author has something to say: The leader of Jinyiwei and the leader of the Demon Cult, this is really the weirdest cp I have ever written, I can’t figure it out.jpg