It's really hard to be a scumbag

Jiang Jiang is not greedy for seafood, he just wants to enjoy the vast blue sea and the scenery of the small town near the sea.

After nodding cheerfully in agreement, he followed Boxing into the light, and the teleportation circle smoothly and smoothly transported them to Feilan Nuoyi. After walking out of the light, Jiang Jiang looked around, only seeing Small town, no view of the sea.

He withdrew his gaze with a little regret, and said while walking with Bo Xing: "Although I didn't see the sea, I already smelled the salty smell in the air."

——and the taste of chopped pepper fish head, salt and pepper shrimp, spicy scallops, and salt-baked hairy crabs.

Jiang Jiang was reserved and didn't express his small thoughts, but the tail behind him was wrapped around Boxing's wrist pitifully, expressing his thoughts slowly.

Boxing was suffocating, and couldn't hold back the idea of ​​rubbing the little love heart. After reciting the Great Compassion Mantra with difficulty, he stabilized the character, and said with a wavering expression: "The sea is just behind the town. , across the street to the pier.”

Jiang Jiang quickened his pace in a heartbeat, unaware that his tail was still hooked to Boxing.Boxing had a calm face, but he didn't say a word about it, just let Xiao Xinxin tickle his palm until his heart itch.

The two walked into the small town with their own thoughts.

After walking a few steps, Jiang Jiang realized that something was wrong with the surroundings.Every townsman who passed him by or glanced at him inadvertently froze in place at this moment, staring at him with wide eyes in bewilderment for a long time without moving his eyes.

Jiang Jiang was looked at inexplicably, and he crossed his hips and was about to ask what to look at, but when his hands touched his delicate waist without hindrance, he froze suddenly, and immediately reacted—he Forgot to wear a robe.

Knowing this, Jiang Jiang quickly put down his hands, turned to look at Bo Xing, and wanted to ask where he kept his robe.It's just that when his eyes fell on the other party, Bo Xing seemed to have misunderstood his meaning, and after a slight smile, he said loudly to the surrounding townspeople: "From today on, he is the city lord of Feilan Nuoyi."

The voice fell, and the program was changed.

A blue light flashed in the eyes of townspeople carrying fish baskets and harpoons, and the amazement and obsession between their eyebrows and eyes turned into intimacy and admiration. A chestnut-haired boy who was held by his mother even broke free from his mother and rushed to the In Jiang Jiang's arms, he raised his head and said in admiration: "My kind city lord, thank you for coming to the street, so that we lowly people can see your glory."

Jiang Jiang: "...You're welcome."

He touched the little boy's soft hair delicately and awkwardly, and then sent him back to his envious mother. The eyes of the people around him were always focused on him, probably because he suddenly became the 'city lord' These people turned into the same camp, so the townspeople no longer watched dumbly, but spoke excitedly and enthusiastically.

"The high-ranking city lord is as exquisite and attractive as a naive and ignorant lamb! Why did I think that the tax rate of Fei Lannoy was too high? With such a lovely city lord sitting on top, I am willing to give all my assets Dedicated to the city lord!"

"God, why am I not Sea Breeze? Then I can kiss the white and tender cheeks of the Santo!"

"Have you ever eaten something called lychee? The lychee flesh is as white and tender as the skin of the Santo, and I can swear that the Santo must taste as juicy and sweet as the lychee!"

They made no secret of their fascination with Jiang Jiang, and the blue light hidden under their pupils was even more excited. If Jiang Jiang hadn't been frightened by their words and dragged Bo Xing away, then their abnormality would definitely be noticed soon. Discover.

Unfortunately, there is no if.

Jiang Jiang's cheeks were flushed abnormally, ignoring the burning gazes around him, he walked straight across the street with Boxing.When he arrived at the pier, the sea wind suddenly became stronger, causing him to lean back, and he was immediately hugged by Bo Xing behind him.

Boxing tightened his hands subconsciously, and his slender fingers dug deeply into Jiang Yingying's waist, which seemed to be broken with a little force, and the delicate flesh and bones were like fine jade. In this ** village.

Almost instantly, just as Jiang Jiang stood firm, Bo Xing withdrew his hand like an electric shock, jumped off the pier without looking back, and fell into the bottomless sea.

Lao Gao was splashed by water, Jiang Jiang stood blankly for a while, then wiped off the water droplets on his face, squatted on the pier and shouted loudly towards the sea: "Catch more hairy crabs——"

Bo Xing, whose body was swollen and aching, tried to cool down with the icy sea water: "..."

In the end, he couldn't bear to let down the treasure on his tip, when Boxing came out of the sea, he already had a fish basket full of hairy crabs in his hand.

Jiang Jiang surrounded him with joy, his eyes were always on the domineering hairy crab, and he didn't pay him any attention at all.

Even though he knew that the object of jealousy was not right, Boxing still couldn't hold back, pretending to be calm and said with a sullen face: "Aren't you curious why I went into the sea?"

Jiang Jiang was surprised: "Isn't it to catch seafood?"

……

Of course not! ! !

Whoever is talking well will jump down to catch seafood!And with so many fishermen nearby, they should be the ones to catch them!

Boxing felt grief and indignation in his heart, and he fully realized the fact that Jiang Jiang didn't care about him at all.

After being depressed for a long time, Boxing pulled himself together tenaciously, grabbed the fish basket with another hand, cut off Jiang Jiang's eyes full of love (?), and then opened the topic again: "Then you don't wonder if I went down alone , why is there an extra fish basket when it comes up?"

Jiang Jiang didn't understand, so he said, "You can make me the city lord with just one word, so what's the problem with multiple fish baskets?"

Bo Xing was speechless. He held back for a long time and said depressedly: "Although I am the mastermind, I will not abuse my personal power, so the fish basket itself was put there by the fishermen, and I did not fabricate it out of thin air."

Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows: "Don't abuse your private power? Then how did I come to be the city lord?"

Boxing didn't change his face: "No.1 reward."

Jiang Jiang couldn't help laughing and said: "Such a big reward, if it is written in the prize pool, I should remember it more clearly than your autograph."

Boxing frowned: "Can a town compare to my signature?"

Jiang Jiang blinked, blinked again under Boxing's serious gaze, and then said sincerely, "Isn't this obvious?"

Bo Xing was silent.

Bo Xing was sad.

Bo Xing handed the fish basket to the cook in the kitchen, and shut himself up by himself.

Jiang Jiang let him be depressed, lying on the window and watching the cook helplessly.In the end, a few dishes were not ready, and his little stomach was first fed by the cook.

Rubbing his bulging belly, Jiang Jiang declined the enthusiastic cook's continued feeding, got up and went back to his brand new city lord's room.After rolling on the bed twice, he suppressed the urge to flood the forum, opened the mission panel first, and checked the follow-up of the epic mission.

The author has something to say: Bo Xing: Is it because the face is not made enough or the name is a pirated version, why Jiang Bao doesn't love me at all!

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Unfolding and writing will overturn, or you can’t get in (funny)

By the way, I found that several cute comments are garbled characters, hahahahahaha I really laughed to death, I thought you guys did this on purpose at first, and I was wondering what kind of new operation it was, but after a closer look, it turned out to be unknown The reason, it's too miserable, it's really too miserable...but it's funny and true hahahahahahaha

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Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Songhai Tingtao; 6 bottles of Sutang; 1 bottle of Aesop;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!