It's really hard to be a scumbag

Everyone didn't expect that the last spot would be occupied by a snake, and they were stunned when they heard the words, only Chi Li's expression was serious, and he gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Why?!"

Jiang Jiang pinched the snake's head and pulled the double yolk eggs away from her waist, without raising her head, she said casually, "It's up to me."

Chi Li was furious all of a sudden, unexpectedly, Jiang Jiang didn't even bother to perfunctory, his heart was crackling with anger, he stepped forward immediately, and said in a hateful voice: "Give me that snake!"

Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows, raised his hand and shook the double yolk egg, which was straight like a hemp rope, squinted his eyes suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Chi Li laughed back angrily: "Of course I chopped him up and fed him to the dogs!"

Jiang Jiang couldn't hold back his oohs, and put his hands back into his pockets, while slowly saying: "Don't make trouble, I don't have time to play with you now. And you are usually so busy, how can you have time to participate?" Competition? Although the double yolk egg is a pet, it is docile and obedient and has time."

Chi Li managed to restrain his anger, and tried his best to reason: "Half a month is really tight, but that is compared to other players. Our team's points are far ahead in the first place, so there is nothing to worry about." ?”

Jiang Jiang waved his hand, not interested in explaining, and said bluntly: "I know these things. Anyway, the team is set up like this. If you have nothing to do, go to the audience stand to cheer for us, or bring something to visit the prison in the dark cell."

Chi Li's face was tense, and he said angrily, "I'm not going anywhere!"

Jiang Jiang snorted, turned around and said casually, "Then you watch the house, we're leaving."

He is the tip of everyone's heart, and as soon as he leaves, the others will follow closely, surrounding him and walking towards the arena.

The huge room quickly became quiet, even exuding a bit of miserable loneliness, which was in stark contrast to the chattering bustle around Jiang Jiang.

Jiang Jiang pretended to be something in his heart, and when he was being flattered and amused by the people around him, he just nodded absent-mindedly. It was not until he passed through the bustling streets and reached the gate of the arena that he lifted his spirits and led the mighty men behind him to kill them. .

The news that the version will be updated seems to have stimulated many players. Jiang Jiang played for two days in a row, and the opponents he encountered were no longer at the same level as before, and he was almost a trend of elites.

He chatted with Erha and others about this matter, and he had a vague feeling - I am afraid that the matchmaking mode will end, and the finals will be launched soon.

This thought lingered for a few days, and at the end of the match day, the system suddenly sounded a reminder that confirmed his premonition.

[Full server notification: The top [-] teams in the standings have been determined, and the matching mode will be suspended. Starting tomorrow, the finals will start. 】

[Notice to the whole server: The game mechanism during the competition is fully determined by 'Bohang'. The number of players for the first batch of battles will be announced on the forum at [-] o'clock tonight. The follow-up list will also be arranged in order. Please pay attention to check. 】

Jiang Jiang moved his wrist, his eyes flicked over the notification, and then he saw a bunch of replies popping up in the world.

[Maonanbei: Team Xinghai is number one in the world!Ginger and ginger give Ma Ma a duck! ]

[Dog things: The God of War team is looking down!Brother Ni dares to win, I dare to eat X! ]

[Hot jio: The duck upstairs doesn't have to be like this. ]

[Sacrificing the plan to heaven: Fuck, the final round is finally open. Ever since the Ginger God was born and squeezed out the greasy top, I have always wanted to see the demeanor of this great god. I bet a dime, Ginger is definitely cool and handsome Criticism, the kind of people who don't talk too much! ]

[Turkey-flavored crispy rice: You can't make such a decision just because he doesn't even open Weibo. The gossip I got said that Jiang is already a middle-aged man with a vicissitudes of life and a smoky voice. Not to mention handsome, he even Without revealing their faces, they always appear in the arena in various styles of robes.I heard that he did this because he had a tigress at home, and he was afraid that his wife would be jealous, so...]

[Are you here for my relatives: When it comes to wives, I think of my newlywed wife, Huahua. The man sees the beauty under the robe, and only when he returns home at night will he shyly lift the robe and let me do whatever I want. ]

[I can't control how many times I send: do whatever you want. ]

[100% follow the idiom: do whatever you want. ]

……

The topic flickered at this point, Jiang Jiang watched the screen doing whatever he wanted, closed the panel dumbfounded, and went home with Erha and others.The deserted atmosphere at home was dispersed by a group of them. He looked around and found that Chili was not online, so he entered his room indifferently, preparing to gather his energy for tomorrow's battle.

However, as soon as he entered the room, he was stunned, beckoned to his teammates in surprise, and asked, "Where do these herbs come from?"

Erha rested his head on Jiang Jiang's shoulder, took a serious look, and said in bewilderment, "I don't know either."

Huashu murmured: "First rule out a correct option, I didn't choose it."

Erha followed closely and said, "It's not me either."

Close: "Hmm."

Double Yolk Egg: "Sizzling."

Jiang Jiang touched his chin and thought for a while: "Exclude you, and then exclude those two who are in jail, the only ones who can enter my room are..."

He paused for a while, and in the next moment, everyone suddenly realized: "Chili!"

"Tsk." Hua Shu came back to his senses, and said in a strange way: "We were fighting outside, but he deliberately used the spare time to give you a small gift."

Erha was slightly disappointed: "Why didn't I think of this method."

She closed her drooping eyelashes and pursed her lips in silence.

Jiang Jiang pulled off the tail of the snake wrapped around his wrist, and casually said without much change in expression: "The purpose of the herbal medicine he sent should be to hope that I can help him refine the potion. There are not many people who can make potion independently, but you He still lacks this thing, he can’t buy it outside, so it’s understandable to pick some herbs and ask me to help refine it.”

Everyone: "?"

Erha was stunned, and it took him half a beat before he weakly explained to his elder brother: "Maybe he just wants to send you off, after all, he doesn't lack—"

Before the money word could be said, Jiang Jiang waved his hand and interrupted: "I am afraid that so many herbs are the result of his accumulation for several days. He usually doesn't have much time to hang out, so he doesn't play around with the limited time. On the contrary, if you say that there is no demand for herbal medicines that are collected mechanically and repeatedly, it must be false."

What Jiang Jiang said was well-founded, and Erha hesitated, shaking his initial thoughts so shamefully.

Before he could hesitate to ask Chili, Jiang Jiang drove them out of the room, and played with grass alone in the room.

On the next day, when Chi Li finished his business with a tired look and went online, he saw that he secretly rubbed the herbs that he had given to Jiang Jiang, and they all turned into red and blue bottles and piled up in his room.The glass bottle glowed in the sun, it looked good, but it managed to make Chi Li stunned.

Frowning, he opened the panel, intending to ask Er Gouzi, but he didn't expect to see Er Gou's message last night when he opened it.After reading Yimu Shixing, Chi Li was angry and funny, and the complex emotions were mixed together, which made him stand for a while, before he bent down to pick up a few small bottles, and said angrily: "We have been together for so long, and we are still benefiting." Look at me from the supreme point of view, heh, if there is a chance in the future, I will personally stuff these small medicines into you one by one, and feed you to your fullest."

In the randomly transmitted map of the arena, Jiang Jiang stood idly by the edge of the swamp where the battle was fierce, and watched his teammates fight in the only clean place, but for some reason, he suddenly sneezed.

The camera honestly recorded this scene, and broadcast the scene in the competition venue on the forum in real time.

The bullet screens floating on the forum are densely packed, and most of them are complaining.

[Where are you in the version of Flowers for Kiss: Really? Absolutely, how could there be such a captain? Unfortunately, before I watched the game, I always thought that Jiang was a strategist, but I didn’t expect him to be a drag, all thanks to his teammates The life-threatening protection has lasted until now.Fuck, the more I look at it, the more angry I am, are those teammates fools or have their lives bought out? Mad, throwing a non-aggressive sheep-changing spell at Jiang, is it worth the block of those four teammates without hesitation? ? ? ]

[Maonanbei: The Xinghai finals come, the four kings bring a bronze, the bronze is already in place, the speed of the king is online. ]

[Dog thing: Ah, the Xinghai team’s operation is too fascinating, I’m really embarrassed by No.2’s greasy—what the hell?Fuck! !Did you just see it? ? ]

[Hot jio: What the hell, what's going on, didn't the Aurora team still suppress Xinghai just now?Why did my kung fu aurora disappear when I picked my foot?What's the matter, stuck?Can you slow down the playback? ]

[Take a bite while no one notices Xiang: The one upstairs is poisonous, how do you replay the live broadcast?If you don't watch a good game, you have to pick your feet. You deserve it because you can't make it to the finals.Let me just say one thing, Xinghai captain Jiang is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, showing weakness in the early stage and not doing anything, waiting for Aurora to kill his teammates to kill the sheep and sheep, and then suddenly attack and wipe out the opponent in one fell swoop.The reason why he did this, I guess, is because he wanted to hide himself as much as possible. After all, it is just an appetizer, and those greasy bosses are still waiting. If you expose your skill set too early, it is easy for the enemy to find out The routine thus targets the attack. ]

[Sneakily wearing women's clothing while no one finds out: Dull face, are the bosses playing a game with me?My face hurts from cursing on the front foot, no wonder everyone said that it is easy to be a damage player, but difficult to be a captain, and those of you who play tactics are fighting whose heart is dirtier! ]

[Little Moon: In?I have no grievances or enmities with you, why do you treat me like a fool? ]

[Are you here? Is the flower for a kiss: Shut up, idiots!You guys are blocking me from looking at Mr. Ginger's face!Ah Wei is dead, Jiang Jiang Baobao is really good, once again wiped out the opponent, it is really too strong.By the way, can those team members who are holding back give some support? The final round has just begun, and they are rushing to the street one by one. Such dishes have seriously affected Jiang Jiangbao’s tactics and strategies, okay? It’s better to have such teammates My ginger brother is beautiful! ]

[Maonanbei:? ]

[damn thing:? ]

[Little Moon: Is this a hacked account?You didn't seem to say that just now. ]

[Hot jio: Be more precise, the characters in Xinghai are all connected to neurons, so this is not called hacking, but soul wear. ]

The author has something to say: Finally, the little cat is back online. The plain cover of the system is not my style at all. As expected, Huang Bao looks the most comfortable and happy.jpg

感谢在2020-05-1822:27:16~2020-05-1921:57:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Hansheng~(≧▽≦)/~10 bottles; Aesop 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!