It's really hard to be a scumbag
Chapter 414 6.23
"Why did you suddenly bring these things to the fore? Judging from your usual self-satisfaction, I think you should like the status of a holy priest very much." Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were full of doubts: " Priests who believe in light will not be corrupted by the holy books of the Holy See, since you want to pretend, why don't you pretend to the end?"
Summer casually let go, dangling the loose clothes, and said with a calm smile: "Is it like you? You are clearly in control of the situation and know everything well, but you still pretend to be cute and innocent?"
Jiang Jiang was so disgusted by his description, she wrinkled her face and said, "Speak human."
Summer was noncommittal, spread his hands and said helplessly: "You have already killed me with your own hands, why do you still have a ignorant look. In fact, if possible, I really don't want to expose myself so early, but since you have seen through it All my pretense, so why should I go on acting like a clown?"
Jiang Jiang's face was genuinely bewildered.
He was stunned for a long time, and then in a flash of inspiration, he suddenly remembered a certain unsolved mystery that he remembered deeply: "You mean what happened in the forest of giant pythons?"
The Giant Python Forest has been at the top of Jiang Jiang's revenge book for a long time. Both Shuangyodan and Chili love it very much. In the first field battle, Jiang Jiang was powerless and could only be tossed and tossed by the big black snake. When he was attacked by Chili for the first time, he relied on the magic costume to complete the counter-kill——it was a double kill.
The principle was very confusing. Jiang Jiang couldn't figure it out after thinking about it. He couldn't ask Summer himself, so he could only strangle his curiosity to death.Now that Summer took the initiative to mention it, Jiang Jiang's heart moved, his curiosity was revived, and he couldn't help but wanted to ask carefully.
But before he opened his mouth, Summer said clearly: "You really remember clearly. That's right, since you killed my little toy in the giant python forest and frightened me so fiercely, Then I knew that my elaborate disguise was just a childish and ridiculous method in your eyes. The most ironic thing is that I always thought that I coaxed you very well, but I didn't expect that you are so smart and excellent, you have already seen through me thoughts, teasing me around without realizing it.”
He smiled bitterly and said, "When I figured this out, I carefully recalled every bit of our relationship, but no matter how I recall, I still can't figure out when you saw through my hypocritical shell."
Jiang Jiang: "..."
Of course you can't figure it out.
Because he was belatedly 'controlling the overall situation and seeing through everything' until just now.
Forced to become a resourceful and cunning person, Jiang Jiang refused in his heart.
But Summer is really good at flattering people. Jiang Jiang couldn't hold back, and raised the corners of his lips pretending to be deep and said: "It's not too late to be honest with each other. As long as you explain your affairs clearly, I am willing to let you You go out of the team and let you die."
Summer blinked, and suddenly smiled happily: "Survival?"
He chewed the word and said with a deep smile: "Leaving you is the only way out. I would rather bury my bones in the rotting mud than be separated from you, even though the Asens tribe will break through the city of Manbao in the near future , I will follow you to the death. You are so knowledgeable, you should know that the undead can't lie, so please don't be on guard against me."
"And between us..." Summer pondered for a few seconds, then reminded with a smile: "But there is still a contract of 'Dancing with Death'."
Jiang Jiang: "..."
During the time when he was with Erha, Jiang Jiang discovered that his authority was higher than the experience pool, so when Summer said this sentence quietly, he really didn't feel threatened at all. , On the contrary, he showed subtle pity for Summer who had never known that the contract was forced to change.
The dominance is exchanged unconsciously, and the other party doesn't even know it. It's just miserable and inexplicably funny.
Jiang Jiang suppressed his smile very hard, coughed lightly and said solemnly: "If you don't tell me, I will forget that there is still a contract between us. Since you don't want to leave the team to terminate the contract, then be a good priest My job, although I can see your disguise witty, but I am not a ruthless captain, as long as you don't cause trouble on purpose, I will turn a blind eye to follow you."
After booking the ticket, Jiang Jiang added: "The premise is that you explain everything clearly, such as the matter of the Asens tribe."
"It's just going to attack the city." Summer frowned slightly, and took the Assens tribe with a single stroke, relentlessly clung to the old things: "Why don't you pay more attention to my affairs, but focus on those little things? Don't tell me? Can civilians who have lost their country be more important than me?"
"?" Jiang Jiang was shocked: "What kind of rubbish are you talking about? You just admitted that you are an undead, right? An undead who has been dead for an unknown amount of time is completely incomparable with a living person, okay?"
Summer gasped for breath.
His body was originally corrupted by the holy light, and his mentality collapsed, and his physical body showed signs of falling apart.
Jiang Jiang was so terrified that he would have nightmares at night, so he turned his head and rushed into the room, slammed the door, and reminded nervously through the door: "There is an abandoned water tank at the door, if you want to change your body , just put the garbage in, don't throw it at my door to scare people."
Summer took a deep breath.
As the breath was slowly exhaled, his body gradually condensed and stabilized.
However, the door in front of him was still closed tightly, just like the cold and hard heart of the person in the room, it couldn't be knocked open no matter what.
Summer couldn't figure out why there was such a person who was more heartless than the undead.
The long-planned frankness did not achieve the goal he wanted, and the other party still couldn't come out alive. Summer couldn't tell whether the other party really hated him or was acting with ease. After standing for a long time with a heavy heart, He finally had to leave depressed.
After he left for a while, Jiang Jiang covered his eyes with his hands, and poked his head out cautiously.
After sniffing that there was no smell of blood in the air, he tentatively opened his fingers and squinted to look out.It was empty and quiet outside, the light was bright and warm, the walls and floors were clean and tidy, and it looked as usual.
Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and went out to collect herbs with a small shovel in his hand.
As long as he took the medicine, the system prompted him to brush up his sense of presence for as long as possible.
Jiang Jiang, who is focused on making money, has no interest in doing other tasks at all, but the system prompts keep swiping the screen, which makes him very annoyed. In the end, he threw the small shovel angrily, and clicked on the task panel to see.
[System: 'The Graveyard of the Undead Priest' is in progress, the task has been completed more than half, players please continue to work hard. 】
[System: The undead walk on the edge of death and vitality, knowing many secrets.You were lucky enough to learn the news that the Asens tribe is about to attack the city from the other party, and Manbao City will suffer a huge blow. You plan to inform the civilian NPCs about this before the attack (010)]
[After the notification is successful, the reward: the basic information of the 'siege' version. 】
[System: The captain's authority is being activated, and the teammate's itinerary list has been generated. 】
[System: Your teammate 'Play Thief I'm a Dog' has been upgraded to level 23 and is currently at the top of the list of thieves. 】
[System: Your teammate 'turned on shameless mode' was forced into a prison by the knight captain for snatching the NPC's lollipop, and his level was forcibly dropped by one level. Currently, he has dropped from first to second on the server leaderboard. 】
[System: Your pet 'Double Yolk' has successfully advanced through eating fireweed, and is wandering around the house looking for you. 】
[System: You...]
Jiang Jiang didn't look at the following daily routine, he directly turned off the captain's authority, shielded his teammates from trivial matters, and turned to staring at the siege mission seriously.
The game "Xinghai" is not much different from other games. Apart from the high degree of realism and freedom, its planning still follows the routines of online games step by step, and the updated version is one of them.
Every time the version is updated, there will be a lot of changes in the game. Before these changes happen, no one can say that it is a good thing or a bad thing, but there is no doubt that if you have the information of the new version, you will be a big step ahead of other players.If the information obtained is critical enough, it can even affect the entire game.
The current version is the "birth" of the players who first entered "Xinghai". From the mission prompt, the next version will be "siege" as expected.With years of experience in playing games, Jiang Jiang guessed without thinking too much that Manbao City was definitely not the only city being attacked, and other main cities would definitely have their own plots to kill.
However, the next city is too far away from Jiangjiang, and the money he has saved for so long has been used to build the economic development of the slums, and there is no extra money to send to other cities.In addition to being very familiar with Manbao City, he gave up the idea of inquiring about the neighboring city after thinking about it. He only posted a post on the forum, and then returned home with the medicine basket on his back.
After arriving home, he put down the medicine basket and washed his hands before tearing off the double-yolk eggs wrapped around his waist.
The little black snake didn't change much, its vertical pupils still followed Jiang Jiang nimbly, the scales all over its body became harder, and the egg yolks were still in pairs, neither more nor less.
Jiang Jiang regretted it for a while, then put aside the double yolk egg that was stretching out the letter and licked his own double yolk, changed into a long robe and went out again.
This time, he didn't bring a small shovel to collect herbs, but went directly to Manbao City, preparing to complete the task before dark and learn about the siege version.
Manbao City is the main city, and there are all kinds of people walking on the roads, including NPCs with normal expressions and laughing players.The mission required was to tell the civilian NPC, so Jiang Jiang threw up the detection technique without much thought, and directly informed the other party when he met a qualified target.
Just walking and talking like this, the ten places were quickly filled under the blank and panicked eyes of the civilians.
The moment the system prompt sounded, Jiang Jiang was overjoyed, and before he had time to happily accept the reward, he felt his eyes darken and a group of strangers blocked his way.Raising his head, Jiang Jiang looked up the silver boots and armor all the way, and saw the silver armored knight commander who was the leader of the group, holding an iron plate carved with unknown patterns in front of his eyes, and said coldly Said: "Someone reported that you spread rumors everywhere to intimidate people. Please put down your weapons immediately and follow us to the black prison for three days of reflection."
Jiang Jiang slowly put out a question mark: "?"
The author has something to say: Jiang Jiang: Everyday is just muddling through (referring to Summer)
Knight Soldier: Hello, someone reported that you are too cute, please go back with us and stay in the dark cell for a few days to reflect.
Jiang Jiang: Σ(°△°|||)︴
感谢在2020-05-1522:21:24~2020-05-1622:10:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: He is so charming 5 bottles; Yinglin 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Summer casually let go, dangling the loose clothes, and said with a calm smile: "Is it like you? You are clearly in control of the situation and know everything well, but you still pretend to be cute and innocent?"
Jiang Jiang was so disgusted by his description, she wrinkled her face and said, "Speak human."
Summer was noncommittal, spread his hands and said helplessly: "You have already killed me with your own hands, why do you still have a ignorant look. In fact, if possible, I really don't want to expose myself so early, but since you have seen through it All my pretense, so why should I go on acting like a clown?"
Jiang Jiang's face was genuinely bewildered.
He was stunned for a long time, and then in a flash of inspiration, he suddenly remembered a certain unsolved mystery that he remembered deeply: "You mean what happened in the forest of giant pythons?"
The Giant Python Forest has been at the top of Jiang Jiang's revenge book for a long time. Both Shuangyodan and Chili love it very much. In the first field battle, Jiang Jiang was powerless and could only be tossed and tossed by the big black snake. When he was attacked by Chili for the first time, he relied on the magic costume to complete the counter-kill——it was a double kill.
The principle was very confusing. Jiang Jiang couldn't figure it out after thinking about it. He couldn't ask Summer himself, so he could only strangle his curiosity to death.Now that Summer took the initiative to mention it, Jiang Jiang's heart moved, his curiosity was revived, and he couldn't help but wanted to ask carefully.
But before he opened his mouth, Summer said clearly: "You really remember clearly. That's right, since you killed my little toy in the giant python forest and frightened me so fiercely, Then I knew that my elaborate disguise was just a childish and ridiculous method in your eyes. The most ironic thing is that I always thought that I coaxed you very well, but I didn't expect that you are so smart and excellent, you have already seen through me thoughts, teasing me around without realizing it.”
He smiled bitterly and said, "When I figured this out, I carefully recalled every bit of our relationship, but no matter how I recall, I still can't figure out when you saw through my hypocritical shell."
Jiang Jiang: "..."
Of course you can't figure it out.
Because he was belatedly 'controlling the overall situation and seeing through everything' until just now.
Forced to become a resourceful and cunning person, Jiang Jiang refused in his heart.
But Summer is really good at flattering people. Jiang Jiang couldn't hold back, and raised the corners of his lips pretending to be deep and said: "It's not too late to be honest with each other. As long as you explain your affairs clearly, I am willing to let you You go out of the team and let you die."
Summer blinked, and suddenly smiled happily: "Survival?"
He chewed the word and said with a deep smile: "Leaving you is the only way out. I would rather bury my bones in the rotting mud than be separated from you, even though the Asens tribe will break through the city of Manbao in the near future , I will follow you to the death. You are so knowledgeable, you should know that the undead can't lie, so please don't be on guard against me."
"And between us..." Summer pondered for a few seconds, then reminded with a smile: "But there is still a contract of 'Dancing with Death'."
Jiang Jiang: "..."
During the time when he was with Erha, Jiang Jiang discovered that his authority was higher than the experience pool, so when Summer said this sentence quietly, he really didn't feel threatened at all. , On the contrary, he showed subtle pity for Summer who had never known that the contract was forced to change.
The dominance is exchanged unconsciously, and the other party doesn't even know it. It's just miserable and inexplicably funny.
Jiang Jiang suppressed his smile very hard, coughed lightly and said solemnly: "If you don't tell me, I will forget that there is still a contract between us. Since you don't want to leave the team to terminate the contract, then be a good priest My job, although I can see your disguise witty, but I am not a ruthless captain, as long as you don't cause trouble on purpose, I will turn a blind eye to follow you."
After booking the ticket, Jiang Jiang added: "The premise is that you explain everything clearly, such as the matter of the Asens tribe."
"It's just going to attack the city." Summer frowned slightly, and took the Assens tribe with a single stroke, relentlessly clung to the old things: "Why don't you pay more attention to my affairs, but focus on those little things? Don't tell me? Can civilians who have lost their country be more important than me?"
"?" Jiang Jiang was shocked: "What kind of rubbish are you talking about? You just admitted that you are an undead, right? An undead who has been dead for an unknown amount of time is completely incomparable with a living person, okay?"
Summer gasped for breath.
His body was originally corrupted by the holy light, and his mentality collapsed, and his physical body showed signs of falling apart.
Jiang Jiang was so terrified that he would have nightmares at night, so he turned his head and rushed into the room, slammed the door, and reminded nervously through the door: "There is an abandoned water tank at the door, if you want to change your body , just put the garbage in, don't throw it at my door to scare people."
Summer took a deep breath.
As the breath was slowly exhaled, his body gradually condensed and stabilized.
However, the door in front of him was still closed tightly, just like the cold and hard heart of the person in the room, it couldn't be knocked open no matter what.
Summer couldn't figure out why there was such a person who was more heartless than the undead.
The long-planned frankness did not achieve the goal he wanted, and the other party still couldn't come out alive. Summer couldn't tell whether the other party really hated him or was acting with ease. After standing for a long time with a heavy heart, He finally had to leave depressed.
After he left for a while, Jiang Jiang covered his eyes with his hands, and poked his head out cautiously.
After sniffing that there was no smell of blood in the air, he tentatively opened his fingers and squinted to look out.It was empty and quiet outside, the light was bright and warm, the walls and floors were clean and tidy, and it looked as usual.
Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and went out to collect herbs with a small shovel in his hand.
As long as he took the medicine, the system prompted him to brush up his sense of presence for as long as possible.
Jiang Jiang, who is focused on making money, has no interest in doing other tasks at all, but the system prompts keep swiping the screen, which makes him very annoyed. In the end, he threw the small shovel angrily, and clicked on the task panel to see.
[System: 'The Graveyard of the Undead Priest' is in progress, the task has been completed more than half, players please continue to work hard. 】
[System: The undead walk on the edge of death and vitality, knowing many secrets.You were lucky enough to learn the news that the Asens tribe is about to attack the city from the other party, and Manbao City will suffer a huge blow. You plan to inform the civilian NPCs about this before the attack (010)]
[After the notification is successful, the reward: the basic information of the 'siege' version. 】
[System: The captain's authority is being activated, and the teammate's itinerary list has been generated. 】
[System: Your teammate 'Play Thief I'm a Dog' has been upgraded to level 23 and is currently at the top of the list of thieves. 】
[System: Your teammate 'turned on shameless mode' was forced into a prison by the knight captain for snatching the NPC's lollipop, and his level was forcibly dropped by one level. Currently, he has dropped from first to second on the server leaderboard. 】
[System: Your pet 'Double Yolk' has successfully advanced through eating fireweed, and is wandering around the house looking for you. 】
[System: You...]
Jiang Jiang didn't look at the following daily routine, he directly turned off the captain's authority, shielded his teammates from trivial matters, and turned to staring at the siege mission seriously.
The game "Xinghai" is not much different from other games. Apart from the high degree of realism and freedom, its planning still follows the routines of online games step by step, and the updated version is one of them.
Every time the version is updated, there will be a lot of changes in the game. Before these changes happen, no one can say that it is a good thing or a bad thing, but there is no doubt that if you have the information of the new version, you will be a big step ahead of other players.If the information obtained is critical enough, it can even affect the entire game.
The current version is the "birth" of the players who first entered "Xinghai". From the mission prompt, the next version will be "siege" as expected.With years of experience in playing games, Jiang Jiang guessed without thinking too much that Manbao City was definitely not the only city being attacked, and other main cities would definitely have their own plots to kill.
However, the next city is too far away from Jiangjiang, and the money he has saved for so long has been used to build the economic development of the slums, and there is no extra money to send to other cities.In addition to being very familiar with Manbao City, he gave up the idea of inquiring about the neighboring city after thinking about it. He only posted a post on the forum, and then returned home with the medicine basket on his back.
After arriving home, he put down the medicine basket and washed his hands before tearing off the double-yolk eggs wrapped around his waist.
The little black snake didn't change much, its vertical pupils still followed Jiang Jiang nimbly, the scales all over its body became harder, and the egg yolks were still in pairs, neither more nor less.
Jiang Jiang regretted it for a while, then put aside the double yolk egg that was stretching out the letter and licked his own double yolk, changed into a long robe and went out again.
This time, he didn't bring a small shovel to collect herbs, but went directly to Manbao City, preparing to complete the task before dark and learn about the siege version.
Manbao City is the main city, and there are all kinds of people walking on the roads, including NPCs with normal expressions and laughing players.The mission required was to tell the civilian NPC, so Jiang Jiang threw up the detection technique without much thought, and directly informed the other party when he met a qualified target.
Just walking and talking like this, the ten places were quickly filled under the blank and panicked eyes of the civilians.
The moment the system prompt sounded, Jiang Jiang was overjoyed, and before he had time to happily accept the reward, he felt his eyes darken and a group of strangers blocked his way.Raising his head, Jiang Jiang looked up the silver boots and armor all the way, and saw the silver armored knight commander who was the leader of the group, holding an iron plate carved with unknown patterns in front of his eyes, and said coldly Said: "Someone reported that you spread rumors everywhere to intimidate people. Please put down your weapons immediately and follow us to the black prison for three days of reflection."
Jiang Jiang slowly put out a question mark: "?"
The author has something to say: Jiang Jiang: Everyday is just muddling through (referring to Summer)
Knight Soldier: Hello, someone reported that you are too cute, please go back with us and stay in the dark cell for a few days to reflect.
Jiang Jiang: Σ(°△°|||)︴
感谢在2020-05-1522:21:24~2020-05-1622:10:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: He is so charming 5 bottles; Yinglin 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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