It's really hard to be a scumbag

The good-looking help post was so crooked, until he saw a series of big question marks and small question marks, positive and negative question marks, Jiang Jiang realized that the four characters [Shengshi Meiyan] were flashing next to his ID .

In all fairness, the font of the title is very cool and ostentatious, and the color is even more colorful black. The style revealed by the whole body is particularly eye-catching among the simple IDs. Just looking at it makes people want to pretend to be a wave around with the title .

If it was normal, Jiang Jiang would be more than happy to play around, wandering around in the posts on the homepage, leaving nothing but a string of small plum blossom footprints.However, now that he was seriously asking about something, the title went online unexpectedly at this time, and the content of the post was crooked into a hundred thousand whys in minutes, which made him squash the fat house happy water in a fit of anger. , followed the player's directions and clicked into the next building.

After glancing at some irrelevant replies, Jiang Jiang found his goal at the end of the post.

Administrator 003: Xiaosan just received a lot of questions, and the content is similar, so Xiaosan will explain in detail here.The title of the owner of the next building is not a stuck bug. As we all know, the mastermind of our "Xinghai" is the top AI "Boxing".

Administrator 003: The reason why the host has a title is because we have added a title system to the information package we just updated. Only when one's own attributes reach a certain level will the title task be triggered. After completing the task, everyone can get the title.

Admin 003: Just to add, titles have the same qualification settings as dungeons, and ordinary titles are just a blank slate without special effects. The chance of obtaining them is very high, and the task is not difficult.As for the cool and gorgeous title designed by the mastermind next door, there is only one copy in "Xinghai". Once it is triggered, it will be out of print, and no one can use it except for the landlord. Please know.

The most beautiful hair of version flower version flower: I understand the truth, but why? The high-level title of 'Prosperous Beauty' is given to an unknown guy like this. How much do you insiders look down on my version?

Admin 003 replied: Every out-of-print title has a trigger mechanism. The mechanism of "Prosperous Beauty" is that the charm value of the player in the game has reached the ceiling. In the case that subsequent players cannot surpass it anyway, 'Prosperous beauty' will be triggered.

Send a reply to administrator 003: I believe in the fairness of "Xinghai", but your words really make us pollen unacceptable.I have seen the high-definition and beautiful pictures of printed flowers, I don't believe that anyone else can surpass him to get this title.

Administrator 003 replied Fafa: Pfft.

Admin 003 has deleted the reply.

Send a reply to administrator 003:? ? ?

Send a reply to administrator 003: What did you just post? ?What the hell are you laughing at!Kind of laugh out loud you kind of delete!Bah, permission dog!

Administrator 003 replied Fafa: Sorry sir, I just thought of a very funny thing.But don't worry, our administrators are professionally trained, no matter what is funny, we will not laugh out loud.

Administrator 003 replied Fafa: Unless you can't help it.

Administrator 003 replied Fafa: Puff ha ha ha ha.

Admin 003 has deleted the reply.

[System: Administrator 003 locked the floor, and it will be unlocked after 24 hours]

Jiang Jiang: ...

Jiang Jiang, who was very confused by the conversation between the administrator and the irritable player, could only leave the floor speechlessly. Before he could figure out how to get back to his own floor, his message notification sounded jingling again .

After poking in, Jiang Jiang was stunned to find that familiar ID appeared in his building.

Fafa: Spicy chicken administrator, I love you uncle!

Fafa: I'm so mad, is the host here?I am willing to pay a lot of money for a 10-second video!If you are really better looking than Banhua, I will immediately slap myself twice and kneel down to apologize to you. If you are not as good as Banhua, I will not bother you. I will go to the headquarters of "Xinghai" to smash things!

The real melon eaters don’t eat seedless melons: here we come, Banhua’s number one brain-dead fan is online, as long as the name of Banhua appears, there will be this loyal dog who smells the smell.

Is watermelon delicious with salt: Although, I also feel that this title is too inaccurate. The face value ceiling mentioned by the administrator is too abstract. My definition of fairy beauty is only a high-budget map of printed flowers. In contrast, others are all high-definition hot-eyed soul painting styles.

Ginger replied: There is no shortage of money.

The players' hand speed was too fast. Jiang Jiang just finished typing three words, and as soon as he refreshed the post, there were more than a dozen comments in unison.After a general glance, Jiang Jiang skimmed over the unnutritious topics, and planned to continue typing and negotiate with Fafa to exchange the heavy money for answering his own questions.

But before I finished typing, the reply sent by Fafa was refreshed first.

Fafa: If there is no shortage of cash, then I will exchange it with you with a magic costume.

Fafa: Picture.jpg

Jiang Jiang couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he clicked on it and took a look.

【anti-armor】

Item introduction: Do you dare to touch me and try?

Quality: Mythical

Attribute: All damage received will be reflected back to the attacker.

Restrictions: Charisma? ? ?

After reading the attributes of the equipment, Jiang Jiang immediately deleted the half-typed content, and simply replied two words [Deal].

The attack power of the succubus itself is not strong, and those who can live to adulthood basically rely on charming the world to survive, so there are still a bunch of succubus who died of weakness, and what's more, like Jiang Jiang, because of Taicai Was unconsciously kicked to the Human Race Continent by the Demon Realm.

When playing games, food is the original sin.

Jiang Jiang was not self-motivated, and had no interest in getting into the leaderboard to become a master, but considering how difficult it would be for him to complete many tasks to find his own system without using summoning, he agreed to the deal without hesitation.

Anyway, it's only a 10-second video, so it won't do him any harm.

The very optimistic Jiang Jiang looked around, and immediately found a secluded back alley to sneak in.

After entering, Jiang Jiang put down his hood, revealing his face that was always hidden in front of the crowd, and then agreed to the video application sent by Fafa.Since he had just signed a transaction contract with the other party, Jiang Jiang was very relieved and did not worry that the other party would break the contract.

The illusory screen quickly condensed in front of Jiang Jiang, and when the picture on the screen fluctuated, and a man's stern face suddenly jumped out, Jiang Jiang couldn't help blinking, and looked at him.

Ten seconds should have passed quickly, but this would be in a silent back alley, and Jiang Jiang felt that he was almost counting the seconds and waiting for the time to catch up.Seeing that the video time was counting down, the man on the other side of the screen still didn't say a word, just looked at him with a tense face without blinking, Jiang Jiang hesitated for a while, then tilted his head and reminded: "That- —”

Before he could finish his sentence, the man on the opposite side suddenly backed away as if he had suddenly woken up.

In the next second, the video time stopped abruptly, and the picture of the man sitting on the chair and falling backward was frozen on the screen.

Jiang Jiang took a look, took a screenshot silently, and at the same time opened the private chat on the forum, and posted [? ]

There was no reply from the other side for a long time, but there was always a "typing in progress" prompt above.

Jiang Jiang waited patiently for a while, but received a message from Chi Li before he could send a message.

[Chili: Do you need me to pick you up? ]

Jiang Jiang conveniently narrowed down the chat with Fafa, turned around and said to Chili [No, I'm already here. ]

He put on his hood again, walked out of the back alley, and took a few steps to the place he had agreed with Chi Li.Chi Li was already standing there, still wearing coarse cloth, his mature and handsome face was calm and calm: "The mission requires me to go to the forest of giant pythons to collect fireweed, but you and I both know that there are giant pythons guarding the side. Fireweed won't be so easy to pick. So I'm going to form a team of two, one to stabilize the python's hatred, and the other to pick grass secretly."

Jiang Jiang couldn't help asking a series of question marks: "Is the planning of this game on par with the forest of the python? Khaki's mission requires the python's fangs, your mission requires fireweed, Erha's job transfer mission is not Could it be the snake skin of a giant python?"

Chi Li was noncommittal: "It's possible."

Jiang Jiang said depressedly: "I'm going to vomit just typing this book. If Erha still goes to the forest of giant pythons, I'm not interested in going with him again. And if I knew you needed fire grass, I would I don’t want to stuff the grass that I made with Khaki Summer into the double yolk egg as rations, this guy turned into a little snake and curled up in my arms after eating, I don’t know if it hurt my stomach.”

Chi Li kept walking, and he and Jiang Jiang walked towards the forest of giant pythons.

After hearing this, he lowered his eyes to Jiang Jiang's chest.

Because of his tall stature, he easily looked in through the loosely tied neckline. He originally wanted to calmly see if the snake would do anything wrong, but he was dazed when he saw it, and almost suppressed it. Unable to hold back the evil thoughts in his heart, he tore off Jiang Jiang's outer robe that wrapped his body on the way.

Fortunately, the Forest of Giant Python appeared in front of him very soon, and Chi Li managed to hold back the hotness and frenzy in his heart, took a deep breath and clicked on the copy.

After entering the dungeon, Jiang Jiang, who knew nothing about it, was still complaining: "If this snake is spiritual, it will definitely scold me for coming again. To be honest, I'm tired of watching it. If I watch it twice, I—— "

While Jiang Jiang, who was beeping non-stop, muffled his head and was talking, he saw Chi Li in front of him suddenly turn around and press himself against the thick old tree.The roughness of the trees was like a hand walking in the pond. Jiang Jiang was stunned, opened his eyes wide and said, "Fuck, what are you doing? The snake hasn't hit you yet, don't you be afraid that the snake will suddenly rush out and slap you with its tail?" ?”

"We haven't come within the range of the giant python's attack, it won't come out to disturb us." Chi Li pulled out his dew-stained hand, slightly curled his lips and said, "As for what I'm doing...it's not because you are too afraid of the giant python , I was so scared that I got wet, so I came to help you relieve the itching."

Jiang Jiang, who was trying to talk nonsense to distract him from his abnormal body, blushed and realized that Chi Li could easily see his change. He bit his lip, and just as he was about to make a fierce bluff, he suddenly heard the notification sound.

Jiang Jiang was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he looked up at his slender fair neck and said arrogantly, "Want to help me? Dare you touch me?"

Chi Li squinted at Jiang Jiang, but without hesitation in his movements, he grabbed Jiang Jiang's delicate ankle and raised it up, and slammed into it with force.

As soon as his skin touched Jiang Jiang, before he even stuffed the little mushroom in, his eyes suddenly darkened.

At the same time, Jiang Jiang looked blankly at the system prompt that had just been refreshed.

[System: Your teammate 'Chili Taizhuang' triggered an anti-armor passive and is currently dead. 】

[System: Your teammate 'Summer' triggered an anti-armor passive and is currently dead. 】

[System: Congratulations, you have triggered the hidden plot - 'The Graveyard of the Undead Priest']

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Chili:?

Summer:? ? ?

感谢在2020-05-0722:24:18~2020-05-0822:34:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Crane Ball;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!