It's really hard to be a scumbag

The players in Xinshou Village were always chattering, and even if they killed a chicken, they would be screamed by the chicks, so Jiang Jiang didn't care about the excitement around the teleportation array at first, and walked out with his eyes downcast.

It wasn't until the crowd around him not only didn't dissipate on their own, but poured in more joyously, that Jiang Jiang realized something was wrong. After listening patiently for a few words, he clicked on the forum at a loss—yes, he is an NPC who not only With the "Star Sea" mainland pass, you can also seamlessly sneak into the player forum to spy on the screen.

There are many posts in the "Xinghai" forum, 99+ every minute, even so, there is still a post that is firmly fixed at the top of the list, and there is no trend of going down from the beginning to the end.

"Shocking Breaking News!A mysterious boss appeared in the blacksmith shop of Alderham Novice Village, click on it to see the beauty of the beauty! "

The exaggerated and vulgar title made Jiang Jiang look delicate, and he clicked on the post with a heavy heart full of resistance, hoping that the "big beauty" mentioned in the title must not be himself. Long Aotian, who claims to be handsome and splits the sky.

However, the reality was unsatisfactory, and the homepage of the refreshed post had Jiang Jiang's high-definition picture impressively.

The background is in a blacksmith shop, and the shooting angle is a bit strange, not quite like the gaze angle of a normal person, but extremely low.It was for this reason that the picture fully captured Jiang Jiang's face with drooping eyelashes.

The blurred pixels automatically mosaiced the people around Jiang Jiang, but the superiority of Jiang Jiang's appearance forcibly created the effect of breaking the dimensional wall, and the eyebrows and eyes that should have been beautiful were faded under the blurred pixels The thrilling sense of astonishment highlights the somewhat isolated and independent alienation, which makes people fascinated, but at the same time, they are frustrated and know that they are destined not to touch the immortals in the clouds.

The strong gap stimulated the players to speak up one after another, most of them were frantically asking about Jiang Jiang's information, as if they wanted to get closer in the game, and a few of them picked up a pen or started PSing, tossing the only few high-resolution pictures Enough.

When he saw himself covered in a big man in the picture again, Jiang Jiang closed the post speechlessly. He was not interested in continuing to watch Rainbow Fart. He glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and saw a few more hot posts on the homepage of the forum, and the post titles were all different. Exceptionally, there are idiots who say "Licking face, stunning beauty, the male protagonist in the movie has a face that can be replaced, my brother killed me with his beauty" and other gibberish speeches.

Enthusiastic players reminded Jiang Jiang of the reality. He was good-looking since he was a child, and he was always the focus of the crowd wherever he went, so for a long time, his nightmares were very real crowd stampedes.

Even though death in the game was common, Jiang Jiang didn't want to look back on the suffocation of being surrounded. After hastily closing the forum, he talked to Summer and the others, then took out the home scroll and prepared to withdraw first.

As soon as the scroll was torn open, a soft white light enveloped Jiang Jiang's figure.

This action somehow stimulated the players in front of them. They pushed forward more violently. Their enthusiastic words at the beginning turned into panic and begging. They unconsciously stretched their arms and begged Jiang Jiang not to leave. Stay for a while.

The familiar scene did not sway Jiang Jiang. Having seen such scenes many times, he knows the greed of people. Once his heart softens a little, the never-satisfied crowd will desire more.

Jiang Jiang, who had already learned how to protect himself, did not interrupt the transmission of the scroll. As the text read to the end, several of the players rushing forward suddenly broke through Summer's protection, and desperately crawled from the ground to Jiang Jiang At his feet, he stretched out his hand with glaring eyes, wanting to touch the toe of Jiang Jiang's boots—the next moment, the reading was over, and Jiang Jiang disappeared in place.

The few players who had worked so hard to rush in were stunned, and their ecstatic smiles froze on their faces.

Jiang Jiang, who had already arrived home, didn't know what happened next to the teleportation array. He only cared about his beating little heart with lingering fear. It looks like a sharp dagger hidden in the tender petals, enough to make every person who is addicted to spring not know what happened until his death.

Such a change made Jiang Jiang feel distressed, but everyone except him didn't think it was a problem.

"You look so good-looking, who doesn't like it?" Erha, who ran online at some time and was sharpening his dagger at home, took the time to confess: "Of course they don't like me deeply, I'm not only greedy for your face , I'm still greedy for your heart."

Jiang Jiang stood at the door with a serious expression, commanding the little black snake who was staying in the water tank to get up, and then said worryingly: "You don't know the importance of the problem, those people are like crazy."

Erha paused for sharpening the knife, did not raise his head, and even said with a slight smile in his light tone, "How do you know I'm not crazy?"

Jiang Jiang said angrily: "You are so stupid, does it make any difference if you are crazy or not?"

Erha suddenly became unhappy, threw down his dagger and said aggrievedly: "What do you mean by that? Do you despise me? The dog man outside is so nice, let you go home one by one, and even divorce me This old man who has worked hard without credit?"

Jiang Jiang rolled his eyes incessantly, and was finally so annoyed that he broke down and ran out, dragging the wet little black snake.When walking out of the alley along the navigation, Summer and the others happened to come from not far away. Jiang Jiang waved to them, and then they went to the Shadow Valley together.

There are still many players in the valley, so it can be seen that "Xinghai" still has countless fresh blood pouring in.With so many players active online, Jiang Jiang suddenly became curious about the mastermind of "Xinghai".

After he entered the game, he naturally knew some information that the NPC should know, but this did not include the detailed information of the main brain.The main brain is very vague in the NPC's impression. Jiang Jiang only knows that the other party is evolved by artificial intelligence and controls the game terminal of "Xinghai", monitoring all corners of "Xinghai" all the time, Jiang Jiang knows nothing about it.

Because of his NPC status, Jiang Jiang didn't want to ask his teammates around him, but opened the forum instead.

There are a large number of players in the forum, and the amount of information they have is different. The most important thing is that the forum is anonymous, which is perfect for Jiang Jiang to fish in troubled waters.

After editing a post and sending it out to test the waters, Jiang Jiang quit the forum.

They have already passed through the valley and stood outside the copy of the Giant Python Forest.

The opening of the dungeon of Giant Python Forest looked like a whirlpool. Jiang Jiang put his hand in the center of the whirlpool, and the dungeon panel automatically appeared in front of his eyes.

【Forest of the Giant Python】

[Difficulty: Easy, Normal, Difficult, Hell]

The last time Jiang Jiang entered the regular book, the car overturned tragically. Not only did his teammates die quickly, but even he himself was fully developed, and his scalp still tingles thinking about it.So this time to choose the difficulty, Jiang Jiang chose easy without hesitation.

Waves appeared in the space, and when the wrinkles in the air subsided, Jiang Jiang and the others were already in the dungeon.

There are no mobs in the copy of the Forest of Python, only the Python and Fireweed in the center of the forest.Jiang Jiang had a good understanding of this mechanism after playing the game once, so while leading the way, he talked to Summer and the others about the python's skills.

The obedient little black snake didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, and just listened to Jiang Jiang revealing his old background in a step-by-step manner.

But as he walked, the little black snake showed a daze in his eyes.

He blinked at the figure of Jiang Jiang who was leading the way, and then stopped talking for a while, then closed his mouth again.

It wasn't until Jiang Jiang himself realized something was wrong, and asked about the little black snake while supporting the trees beside him, Shuangyodan nodded at Jiang Jiang's question, and replied obediently: "Yes, we have been going around Center circle."

Jiang Jiang: "?"

Little Black Snake: "A few more steps, we can walk back to the entrance."

Jiang Jiang: "???"

The battered Jiang Jiang withered, no longer trying to lead the way, and instead let the local snake, Shuangyolk, lead the way.Shuangyodan has always been very well-behaved when she was under the bed, and this meeting was no exception. After Jiang Jiang had rested, she led Jiang Jiang and others forward.

Not long after walking, a clearing suddenly appeared in the forest where the border could not be seen, and a giant python hovered in the center of the clearing.Jiang Jiang, who had a familiar figure of a giant python, froze in his footsteps. When the other party raised his head and the scales all over his body were glowing with black light, Jiang Jiang could hardly stand under the instinct of his body.

To Jiang Jiang, that joy was a shameful shadow, but to Jiang Jiang's body, it was an addictive taste.So as soon as the battle started, Jiang Jiang lost all his fighting strength and leaned limply on Shuangyodan, relying on the opponent's support to barely stand.

Fortunately, Summer didn't intend to let Jiang Jiang play. He and Kai Kai used their skills to fight monsters, which inevitably caused the giant python to hurt Jiang Jiang, and the two pulled the monsters away at the same time.

Summer, who was focusing on the boss, glanced at Jiang Jiang from time to time, and after making sure that Jiang Jiang and the silent black-haired boy were cuddling each other, even though he was unwavering in his heart, he was not so irrational as to give up fighting monsters and rushed to separate the two .

However, it was because he was too calm that he missed the opportunity to discover something, which made Jiang Jiang merge with the little black snake's tail right under his nose.

The succubus is obsessed with pleasure, not only because it relies on experience to survive, but also because the succubus itself loves sports very much.The affected Jiang Jiang can endure it normally, but when his instincts are extremely active, he can only wreak havoc by the tail of the snake.

With the rustling of leaves, the hissing and fighting sounds not far away, under such circumstances, the constant gurgling of water seemed insignificant.

Fortunately, the little black snake has a docile personality. After realizing that Jiang Jiang didn't want to do it again here, he only used his tail to relieve Jiang Jiang.

The icy snake tail swam in the warm body, prompting Jiang Jiang to tremble the moment Summer killed the giant python, and climbed to the peak of bliss with just the back.

When Summer and Kai Kai returned with a full load, the blush on Jiang Jiang's face was still there, but his outer robe was changed.

Didn't notice when Jiang Jiang switched on and asked curiously, but Summer's attention was on the double yolk egg—I don't know if it was an illusion, when he walked to Jiang Jiang's side just now, he vaguely saw a long black Things left Jiang Jiang's body and retracted into the black-haired boy.

Summer, who felt uncomfortable about this, the smile on his face faded. After looking at the double yolk egg on Jiang Jiang's body for a while, he suddenly said to Jiang Jiang: "Speaking of it, I seem to be still Didn't ask about the identity of this gentleman, is he also your teammate?"

Jiang Jiang didn't know that Summer had grown suspicious, so he replied honestly: "He is not a teammate, he is just one of my pets."

The author has something to say: Summer: What pet?

Jiang Jiang (hesitating): Press, □□?

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The cover seems to be because of some measures that Lao Jin fiddled with_(:з」∠)_

The author, who has no time to write the article, feels anxious and is asking the artist who draws cats some questions about the cover. If I can’t solve it for a long time, then I can only make a soul cover by myself to piss your eyes off (painful)

感谢在2020-05-0520:43:10~2020-05-0621:57:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Qianliu and Aesop;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!