It's really hard to be a scumbag

Jiang Jiang's face darkened when he was threatened, and immediately opened the door and walked in front of Liang Yichun, put his mobile phone on the table and said angrily: "'Zhu Tao' who just hit up our conversation at the dinner party, is now harassing us in private like a pervert. Me, this is the message he sent me, can you locate his location?"

Liang Yizhen's face darkened after hearing this, and after dropping the document on the table with a 'snap', he picked up Jiang Jiang's cell phone.Frowning and turning for a while, Liang Yizhen looked up suspiciously: "There is no content from that person in the phone."

Jiang Jiang froze, leaned his head closer to look with Liang Yichun.

After swiping on the screen for a while, Jiang Jiang was also dumbfounded: "Why is Fat Si, he obviously said a lot of rubbish, why is it all gone."

Liang Yizhen pondered for a while, put his phone on the table, and said calmly: "He may be good at virtual networks, so he used other methods to delete all the information of your conversation. It's okay, you don't have to worry, I will come to this matter Deal with it, you put the phone with me first, and I will return it to you in two days."

Jiang Jiang nodded obediently, then returned to her room, and took out a new mobile phone from the cabinet.The new phone was just put in by Liang Yizhen a few days ago. According to Liang Yizhen's habit of updating the latest things in real time, this phone is the hottest trend at the moment.

When the colorful black light fades, the phone screen lights up.

Jiang Jiang rolled around on the bed, opened his legs without hesitation, and lay in a mess with his mobile phone ready to continue watching.

However, in the next moment, a message interrupted his fishing plan.

[What is your relationship with that wild man!Isn't he your assistant?Why can you show him your private photos so calmly? ]

[(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻]

Jiang Jiang shook his hand, and was hit on the forehead by his mobile phone.

Jiang Jiang: ...

Hey!

An exasperated Jiang Jiang turned over and picked up the phone, his fighting spirit was burning all over his body. Just as he was about to use his hand speed for 20 years of being single to scold the other party until he cried, the other party sent a message first.

[Why are you so careless, your forehead is red, does it hurt? ]

[If it hurts, let my husband blow it off. ]

???

Jiang Jiang was stunned by his words [Who are you, what's wrong with rushing to recognize relatives, return husband, why don't you call me daddy! ]

The other party changed his words without hesitation [Dad, you were so cute with tears in your eyes when you were smashed just now, it made me fall in right away. ]

[Father, when you cry above, will you also cry below? Can you lift the nightgown and let me see? ]

[Hey, you don't have to lift it. ]

[I see it. ]

Jiang Jiang sat upright reflexively, and after pushing down his nightgown, he gritted his white teeth, wishing that he would immediately turn into Sadako and strangle the other party from one end of the phone to the other.

The little hooligan continued to post content without knowing anything. Jiang Jiang didn't want to read the increasingly explicit and vulgar words, so he held his breath and took the initiative to speak, probing the other party's identity [Liang Yichun is not only my assistant, he is also my fiancé.You are so good at networking, how do you not know about this? ]

[Also, aren't you a girl in high heels?Where's the thing in—] Halfway through the call, Jiang Jiang felt that his question was too out of bounds, maybe he was too excited to surf the Internet, and said casually hooligan words.

If he really went on to explore and touched the knowledge of physiology, he would be assimilated into a pervert!

Jiang Jiang, who came back to his senses, quickly deleted the latter words, and only sent the former content.

'Zhu Tao', who has been harassing Jiang Jiang with great interest, finished watching the quiet meeting, and when he came back again, his tone changed obviously [No!I don't allow you to marry others, my brother can only belong to me alone! ]

Jiang Jiang secretly complained that her seniority has changed too quickly, and then hypocritically said [Since you like me, why don't you come and confess to me, maybe I will abandon Liang Yichun as soon as you confess, and turn around to be with you . ]

The other party was flattered and said [Really? ! ]

Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows, a little surprised by the other party's simplicity.

But after thinking about it carefully, Jiang Jiang realized that most of the fans with brains were young children.Only these children who have been dazed by the fanaticism can open their mouths to call daddy so unscrupulously, and believe the words of their 'brother' without hesitation.

Even if these words are clumsy and ridiculous, individuals can detect that they are wrong.

Jiang Jiang clicked his tongue, and his original anger eased a lot.

It's too boring to be real with children, Jiang Jiang stopped thinking about fighting wits and courage, and lazily replied [Of course, as long as you bravely come to confess your love, I will agree to be with you. ]

Probably stimulated by Jiang Jiang, the reply from 'Zhu Tao' was extraordinarily excited.

[good!I'll come and find you tomorrow! ]

tomorrow?

Jiang Jiang raised her lips, quit the chat with 'Zhu Tao', and asked Bie Ze for tomorrow's leave.

After making it clear to Bie Ze that he had something to do, not sick, Jiang Jiang got his vacation as he wished.Satisfied, he turned off his mobile phone and small desk lamp, and when he closed his eyes, he dreamed that he had caught a little pervert, and then arrogantly and viciously slapped the other party's ass, making the little rogue cry like a bully.

Jiang Jiang, who was relieved in the dream, opened his eyes again, and the sky was already bright.

After rolling around with the quilt in his arms, Jiang Jiang reluctantly got up, and then adjusted his state so that he could breathe a sigh of relief like in a dream.

As a result, as soon as he went downstairs, before he had time to talk to Liang Yichun about it, the housekeeper bowed and said, "Mr. Liang just received a call from the company 2 minutes ago, and he has already left by car. He asked me to serve you after breakfast." After that, I will send you to the set."

Standing on the stairs, Jiang Jiang was slightly surprised, and then said indifferently: "I see. You ask the servant to bring breakfast to my room. I won't go to the set today. I will play games in the room after eating. If there are strangers If someone is visiting, please remember to tell me."

The butler agreed, and then asked with concern: "Are there enough games in your room? If not, I'll ask them to add some more."

Jiang Jiang waved his hands as he went upstairs: "It's okay, you go and do your own thing, I'm fine here."

Three minutes after he finished speaking, Jiang Jiang was attacked in his room.

Taking advantage of him turning around to close the door, the other party clasped his hands behind his upper body and pressed him tightly against the door, pressing against his legs to prevent him from escaping. When Jiang Jiang recovered and opened his eyes wide to speak, the other party pressed against Jiang Jiang He whispered in his ear, "I've come to confess my love to you."

Jiang Jiang realized her identity in an instant, and blurted out in shock: "Why did you come so early? I'm not ready for anything!"

'Zhu Tao' said thoughtfully: "It's okay, I brought everything I need."

He leaned close to Jiang Jiang's body, and said happily: "Although this is my first time, don't worry, I did a lot of homework before I came, and I will definitely make you comfortable later."

Jiang Jiang blushed suddenly.

It wasn't because of her flirtatious words, but because she was so close that Jiang Jiang was embarrassed to find that there was something soft on her back.

The little straight man has traveled the world for so long, and this is the first time he has been approached so closely by a girl. This made his body stiff, his head was in a mess, and he couldn't speak clearly, let alone think about why even a girl can't speak clearly. taller than him.

"You, stay away from me first." Jiang Jiang said in a daze, "It's too close..."

'Zhu Tao' not only left disobediently, but got closer, so that all the fragrance he sprayed carefully touched Jiang Jiang.The sweet and greasy aroma carried a girlish scent, and Jiang Jiang, who was forced by the vague ambiguity, endured it again and again, and finally sneezed uncontrollably.

The sultry atmosphere broke down, 'Zhu Tao' was silent for two seconds, and said: "If you don't like the smell of this perfume, I have other smells on me."

After he finished speaking, he took Jiang Jiang's hand all the way down, and before Jiang Jiang regained consciousness, he let Jiang Jiang touch the giant python in the forest.

The giant python is a cunning creature, in order to get close to its prey, he does not hesitate to hide under the pink and tender lace skirt.And when he succeeded in biting the prey, he revealed his ferocious face, and greeted the small animal he had caught in a skirt embroidered with petals.

The little animal was stunned for a while, before recovering from the nightmare of the boa constrictor wearing a skirt, it was bumped by the other party impatiently.

The collision almost knocked Jiang Jiang into place and died.

After lying on the door for a long while, Jiang Jiang didn't have time to think about other things, and his mind was full of one question: "Is this the homework you did?!"

'Zhu Tao' was still bumping around, Qingyue's voice was a bit forbearing, but he didn't hide his pride: "How about Dad, did your son do his homework well? Although the biological knowledge on the official website is mosaic, the elementary school book I also said in a vague way, but after I stayed up all night and studied hard, I still managed to find a way to have sex with you, am I not strong?"

You are amazing.

Go back and retake this class!

If it weren't for the lack of pain perception, Jiang Jiang would have felt cold.

He gritted his little white teeth unrequitedly, like a fish in a frying pan, wanting to escape from the oppression of those behind him, but after working hard for a long time, 'Zhu Tao' asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"

Not waiting for Jiang Jiang to curse, he suddenly lost his mind: "I see, this is the gc mentioned in the book?"

Jiang Jiang's breath was in a mess, and he almost didn't die of anger.

'Zhu Tao' behind him smiled lowly without knowing it, pinched Jiang Jiang's waist and said, "My baby is gc so quickly, it's really cute and sensitive."

Jiang Jiang took a deep breath and said word by word: "This is not gc."

'Zhu Tao' said with a hoarse voice, leaning close to Jiang Jiang's pet: "Dad, is this shy? That's right, Dad usually looks clean and unattainable on TV, but now he is pressed against the door by his own son , if others find out about this, the fairy appearance that Dad worked so hard to maintain will be completely scrapped."

Jiang Jiang couldn't stand the energy of the young man, and he was already lying limply on the door, relying on the strength of 'Zhu Tao' to hold him. After listening to 'Zhu Tao''s words, he said sullenly: " What kind of drama are you playing for yourself?"

'Zhu Tao' said innocently while bumping hard: "Doesn't brother like this plot? Then I'll change it."

He pondered for a while, and then changed his tone, becoming vicious and cold: "I never thought that a big star in a TV series would be so sloppy, shed so much water after being touched twice by a random stranger, it's really—"

The 'Zhu Tao' who touched Jiang Jiang suddenly got stuck, and then opened his eyes wide. Seeing his hand collapsed in shock, he panicked and collapsed again: "Brother, brother, why are you bleeding?"

Jiang Jiang said coldly with no expression on his face: "I'm not a tool person, of course I bleed."

The cold expression hadn't lasted for two seconds, Jiang Jiang's hair was blown up in the movement of'Zhu Tao' lowering his head: "Fuck, don't you f*ck to look in!!!"

The author has something to say: 1234567 (knife sharpening): I want to ask, it’s the first time for everyone, why are you so good at it?

'Zhu Tao' (collapsing and covering his head): Stop scolding, stop scolding, I'm going to physically castrate myself! !

感谢在2020-04-1521:16:44~2020-04-1620:30:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottle of Aesop;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!