It's really hard to be a scumbag

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Jiang Jiang was shocked by the old lady's understatement, so he choked and died on the spot.

Just dealing with Liang Yizhen's impulsiveness from time to time has already made him exhausted. If he really did what the old lady said, he might die on the bed on the wedding night.

Jiang Jiang, who was very confident about himself, could not accept this kind of suggestion anyway. The old lady insisted on going her own way, and he turned to persuade the other party nervously.

The old lady didn't know if she had listened, but before Jiang Jiang hung up the phone, the other party reluctantly stopped mentioning the affair, and instead sincerely expressed Jiang Jiang's focus and infatuation on feelings.

Because of this strange reason, when Jiang Jiang saw Liang Yichun who came back later, he even felt a little bit of embarrassment in his heart. He felt like he was caught in the middle like a sandwich biscuit, and he was carrying his husband behind his back as soon as he stretched out his feet. The edge of cheating.

This strange sense of strangeness was maintained until a few months later the crew of "Doomsday" sent an invitation letter.

Because of the popularity of "Stunning Beauty", Jiang Jiang has been invited to attend countless variety shows, so when the simple invitation letter of "Doomsday" is mixed in these gold and red tinfoils, it looks extra pure and unpretentious.

Jiang Jiang, who had successfully attracted his attention, pushed away the other letters in the glass tray, picked up this letter, which was completely different from other coquettish sluts, and looked carefully.

After reading it carefully, his eyes lit up, and he happily held up the invitation letter to find Liang Yichun.

Unlike him, who spends most of his time lying on the bed, Liang Yizheng was already correcting documents in his study in the early morning. When Jiang Jiang came to him excitedly, the folders in his hand were piled up. It became a hill high.

Probably because of his youth, Liang Yichun's eyebrows and eyes are cold, like a hollow and inorganic machine, and there is no trace of fatigue and fatigue in it.When he heard the voice, his eyes raised suddenly were like sharp swords out of their sheaths, with a deep cold light and sharp solemnity.

It's a pity that his iceberg-like appearance of repelling people thousands of miles away had just been frozen, and when he saw Jiang Jiang, the avalanche instantly melted into a clear spring.Jiang Jiang's figure was reflected in the spring water, and there was no room for anything else.

"Why did you wake up at this time?" After his eyes softened, Liang Yichun's voice also softened a bit: "It's not time for lunch, go back and sleep for a while. If you can't fall asleep, I will How about going to tell you a story?"

Jiang Jiang put the invitation letter in front of Liang Yichun, and at the same time muttered: "Whoever wants to listen to the love story between Little Red Riding Hood and the mermaid you made up now is meaningless at all."

Liang Yichun smiled and listened to Jiang Jiang's coquettish appearance, took the invitation letter and casually glanced at it, and said, "Then replace it with Snow White and Cinderella?"

Jiang Jiang raised his head, and said confidently: "No, I'm going to film."

Liang Yichun looked at the invitation letter and pondered for a moment, then stood up and said decisively: "I see, let's go to the set."

His actions were so resolute that Jiang Jiang's drafts were all aborted, and he followed Liang Yichun to the hotel where the crew was at a loss.

As soon as Jiang Jiang entered the thirteenth floor, before he recovered, he heard a loud noise in the corridor, and then an angry voice began to echo in the corridor: "Get lost!"

The angry scolding didn't stop, and then he said angrily: "What kind of thing are you acting? You have the confidence to audition with such an acting skill? I clearly wrote in black and white to recruit actors. Do you know what actors do? Don’t know? Know? Know that you’re still here! Take your worthless money and get out! I don’t accept bastards here, get out of here!”

After swearing non-stop, the irritable old man in the room didn't give anyone a chance to reply, and shouted directly: "Next!"

The voice echoed in the corridor, but there was no one else in the quiet corridor except Jiang Jiang and Liang Yichun.After a while, a man rushed out of the room, clutching his resume tightly and not looking up. He ran away from Jiang Jiang with his head sullen, without turning his head from the beginning to the end.

Jiang Jiang withdrew his gaze from following the man, turned his head and leaned into Liang Yichun's ear and said, "That young man was scolded for being autistic, wouldn't the other actors who came to the audition be scared away like this?"

"So what?" A strange voice with disdain and sarcasm suddenly sounded behind Jiang Jiang: "If the incompetent trash get out early, I appreciate their self-knowledge."

Jiang Jiang paused, he didn't expect that he would be caught for whispering.

"As for those of you who stay, I'm rather curious whether you are confident, or if you don't even know what self-knowledge means."

The contempt in the other party's words was too obvious. Jiang Jiang was originally a good-tempered person, but now he couldn't help but want to beat this guy up and make the other party behave properly.

Jiang Jiang, who just wanted to do it, turned around unhappy, and when he looked up, he saw a slender man leaning against the door, casually holding a curling cigarette in his hand, and said with a sneer, "Okay, get out if you want to audition." Come in and do it yourself, except for the male lead role you are not allowed to touch, other cats and dogs you can choose what you want to play."

After the words fell, his mocking eyebrows met Shang Jiang Jiang's eyes.

After freezing for two seconds, his face suddenly changed, and he looked at Jiang Jiang with wide eyes in disbelief, not even knowing that the cigarette in his hand fell to the ground.

Jiang Jiang wanted to confront him head-on, but when he saw his weird appearance, he was so frightened that he shut up.

Liang Yichun seemed to have sensed the strangeness from the man's reaction, so he raised his foot to stand in front of Jiang Jiang, frowned and said, "We are the Jiang family that signed a contract with the crew before, and this is the actor who will play the leading role." Jiang Jiang, who are you? Shouldn’t a director or screenwriter be present at the audition? Where is your person in charge? Why are you the only one coming out?”

The man stared straight at Jiang Jiang as if he had never heard of it, and completely ignored Liang Yichun.

Fortunately, the next second, other people in the room came out, looked around and wondered, "What's the matter?"

Before Jiang Jiang could speak, the fat man patted the man on the back with his thick palm, and asked carelessly, "Director, didn't you go to call someone? Why are you chatting with the hotel guest at the door now? "

The man's face changed when he was photographed, and he immediately pulled back his attention.After barely taking his eyes off Jiang Jiang's face, he ignored the fat man, walked up to Liang Yichun in a hurry and eagerly, and said anxiously: "Hello, this is my business card. I am a The director is directing a sci-fi blockbuster, if you are interested, you may as well give it a try, the salary will not let you down!"

When he said the next few words, his eyes were already glued to Jiang Jiang's body and he couldn't pull them out. It was clear who he really wanted to invite in the words.

The man's reaction and attitude were very sincere, so sincere that it was in stark contrast to the bad-tempered and irritable appearance before, but after listening to his words, Jiang Jiang didn't feel very happy, but was dumbfounded.

From the other party's hot eyes that completely ignored other people, Jiang Jiang could see that the other party really didn't hear what Liang Yizhen said about his family.After repeating it dumbfoundingly, Jiang Jiang saw the man startled, and then said ecstatically, "This is destiny! Destiny!"

He was so happy that he almost danced and spoke incoherently what others could not understand.

The fat man next to him looked calm, stretched out his hand to pat him aside, and immediately invited Jiang Jiang into the room.

As soon as he entered the room, Jiang Jiang received a warm welcome. After several beautiful big sisters finished introducing themselves, they said to the man who was still talking about himself: "That is our director, his name is Bie Ze, you call him Just don't lead."

Jiang Jiang's face became strange.

Don't guide?

Does this mean to persuade others not to direct the script?

"Fatty is the assistant director, the name doesn't matter, we all call him Fatty anyway." The eldest sister thought for a while: "Other than that, there is nothing anyone needs to remember. The actors who play supporting roles are all younger than you, so you don't have to. Just care about them, and just act well when the time comes. But..."

The eldest sister turned her eyes, glanced at Bie Ze who was still in ecstasy not far away, and slightly approached Jiang Jiang with a smile: "But although the director bows down for money, he has always been very unhappy in his heart. He seems to be interested in the male lead. Whoever plays the role has his own ideas. The same goes for other roles, as long as those actors have something different from what he thinks, he will be able to criticize them and make them feel ashamed and reticent."

"Because these people..." Behind Jiang Jiang and his eldest sister whispering furtively, Bie Ze suddenly said quietly, "They all exist."

The eldest sister was so frightened by his appearance that she shuddered all over, she leaned into Jiang Jiang's arms without even thinking about it.

Jiang Jiang was still in a daze, unable to react immediately.

Seeing the two getting closer, Bie Ze suddenly stood up and squeezed between them.

He pushed the elder sister's face, suppressed his anger and said, "Don't touch him!"

The eldest sister had a delicate expression, and asked in surprise, "What do you mean?"

Bie Ze sneered, and said in a firm tone: "He is a pure and flawless god, a mortal like you is not worthy to touch him! After being contaminated with your emotions, the god will also be dragged into the world to experience all the hardships."

He said inscrutably: "I don't allow such a thing to happen. My god should return to his temple cleanly, and the despair and misery in the world should not stain his clothes. If you want to blaspheme God, Then I will swear to the death to defend the purity of the gods!"

Not only Jiang Jiang was dumbfounded when he said something resolute and resolute, but Liang Yichun and Fatty also had strange expressions while talking.

Not long after the scene got out of control, Fatty recovered from the shameful and embarrassing situation as if he had a toothache, and hurriedly smoothed things over: "Hahahaha, I'm just kidding, don't tell me he's not only our crew The director and the chief screenwriter of the script. I am busy revising and perfecting the script every day, and now I am crazy, and I can even recite the lines hahaha."

Jiang Jiang's attention fell on other places: "Isn't "The End" a science fiction film? Where did the god come from?"

While asking, Jiang Jiang quickly glanced at the plot he received.

After confirming that the "Doomsday" in the plot is in a sci-fi style from beginning to end, although the protagonist can make the seeds bloom, but there is no supreme god buff, Jiang Jiang can't help but look at the fat man in doubt.

The fat man didn't answer.

It was Bie Ze who answered Jiang Jiang's question. He reversed the middle two just now, and his soft voice was exceptionally gentle: "He is a god, a new god conceived from the last vitality in the barren end of the world."

The author has something to say: I’m bald, I’m sorry for the cuties, I really don’t have time for business trips recently (I have to work overtime after work, I’m so angry with Zaan), so the updates are very late, basically after [-] o’clock I can only write, it looks like I finished writing at [-] or [-] o'clock_(:з」∠)_

It is not recommended to stay up late, it will be bald (strike out)

It is recommended that the little ones go to bed early!Come to play with me again the next day when you are full of energy~

感谢在2020-04-0922:26:24~2020-04-1022:25:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 200 bottles of tea; 10 bottles of cute; 1 bottle of Aesop;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!