It's really hard to be a scumbag

[The mission of the first phase of the S-level has failed, and the executor will be sent back to the headquarters, the headquarters——]

[rustle, data, rustle, chaos]

Jiang Jiang raised his face, listening blankly to the indistinct sound of electric current coming from the mechanical sound next to his ear.

As if the third-rate low-quality products were damaged, every word squeezed out by the mechanical voice was mottled into electronic voice in the current sound, and as he was about to send Jiang Jiang back without emotion, his electronic voice became more and more serious. It was sharp, and in the end it was as if someone had pulled out the main switch, directly extinguishing all sound sources, and falling into silence.

Jiang Jiang waited for a long while, then tapped his little head tentatively.

As soon as he knocked twice, the sound of starting up sounded in his mind, and then the mechanical sound sounded [Successful restart.Hello, I am very happy to serve you. Do you need any help? 】

Jiang Jiang was a little confused when asked, and after a while he said in a daze [What do I need to do next? 】

The mechanical voice said coldly [Hello, according to statistics, your S-level first-stage mission has failed, and then you just need to cooperate with the transfer back to the general, the general—]

Jiang Jiang had a bad feeling in his heart.

In the next second, the electric current sounded again, confirming his guess.

After helping his forehead helplessly, Jiang Jiang directly dialed the manual customer service when the elderly machine restarted successfully for the second time.

As soon as the communication was dialed, before Jiang Jiang could make a sound, a man's pleasant chuckle sounded over there: "Why did you remember to look for me? Did you miss me?"

Jiang Jiang was stunned: "Zhuang Luan? Why did you answer the phone? Are you part-time customer service?"

Zhuang Luan was silent for a while, and then said: "Wait a moment."

Jiang Jiang didn't understand why he waited, and at the same time eavesdropped.

In the communication near the ear, apart from Zhuang Luan's clear and shallow breathing, there is a beeping mechanical sound, which is very similar to the sound of the system when it is tinkering with the background.

"Okay." Zhuang Luan said suddenly: "I have seen the data from the background and made adjustments, you can continue to do the task later. But my authority is only guaranteed three times. If you fail all three times, this S-level missions can only end in failure."

Jiang Jiang looked worried, and sighed: "Thank you, I understand, I will seize the opportunity and work hard to complete the task."

Zhuang Luan frowned when he heard Jiang Jiang's depression.

He privately used his authority to arrange this world for Jiang Jiang, not to make Jiang Jiang unhappy.

"If you don't like this mission, just give it up." Zhuang Luan said decisively: "The three thousand worlds are like stars, there are so many interesting and fun missions, you don't have to fight with this world."

Following his words, Jiang Jiang suddenly remembered the mission in Xiuli.

Compared to the leveling up task where there is nothing to love and no shame... No matter how you think about it, it is cuter to be the king of bad dramas!

Thinking of this, Jiang Jiang quickly said: "No, no, I really like this task. Don't worry, I will do my best to complete it!"

Zhuang Luan hesitated and said, "Okay, then have fun."

After finishing speaking, he added: "If you need any help, you can come to me directly. I am always there. You can also call the manual customer service. I have imported your data separately under my name before. In this case , as long as you ask customer service for help, the mastermind will automatically connect us. Because you have never used this function before, so I didn’t think about it for a while.”

At the end of his speech, there was grievance in his tone, as if he felt unhappy about this little interest that was only used now.

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Jiang Jiang was speechless. He always felt that if he delved deeper into this topic, it would cause a series of troubles.

After pondering for two seconds, Jiang Jiang decided to end the topic. He cleared his throat and asked sincerely, "Speaking of which, has Sangya returned to the headquarters? She has been out on missions for so long, why hasn't she come back?" ?”

The other end of the communication suddenly fell into dead silence.

After a while, Zhuang Luan's voice sounded nonchalantly: "Maybe the task is too difficult, like repairing a village, it is common for thousands of years."

Jiang Jiang let out a long oh, and then stopped talking.

There was not a long silence in the communication this time, Zhuang Luan hurriedly said: "You continue to do the task, I still have something to do here, so go get busy first."

Jiang Jiang smiled and said, "Okay, goodbye."

When the communication was hung up, Jiang Jiang rubbed his chin with interest in his eyes.

Zhuang Luan's reaction was as he expected.

This is a wonderful thing.

Because in this way, it represents other speculations, which may also be part of the truth.

'knock knock'

An unhurried knock on the door interrupted Jiang Jiang's train of thought.

Jiang Jiang guessed who it was, and said without raising his head, "Come in."

The door opened, and Liang Yichun, who had rushed back from outside, walked to the bed in a few steps, and then said in a steady tone: "The matter has been dealt with, do you want to see them for the last time?"

"I'm not interested in that." Jiang Jiang rested his chin, and while watching the passionate and indignant abuse and accusations in Tianxiang's hot search, he lazily said: "I think the victims don't want to see their faces any more, and would rather watch them commit suicide Spend the rest of your life in prison to repent."

Liang Yizhen hummed: "Then I'll let the people from the Supervision Bureau detain them directly, and don't give them a chance to contact the outside world."

Jiang Jiang raised his phone without raising his head, and only reminded: "Remember to broadcast the video live, and don't make mosaics for them, so that their faces can be completely exposed so that netizens can see clearly That's good."

The corners of Liang Yichun's lips curled up, and a smile flashed across his eyes: "Okay, I understand."

After he responded, seeing that Jiang Jiang had no other instructions, he turned his head and left meekly.

When he was about to go out, Jiang Jiang's head, which had been staring at the bed, moved slightly, and glanced at his back from the corner of his eye.

As far as the eye can see, the data column that has been blocked for a long time emerges faintly.

【Name: Liang Yichun】

[Mood: Make a quick decision, get rid of these scum early, and come back to guard Jiang Jiang sooner. 】

【Favorability:? ? ? 】

Jiang Jiang didn't look at the rest of the data.

After catching a glimpse of the three question marks in the favor section, he withdrew his gaze and stared at the phone in a daze.

It wasn't until the mobile phone received a series of congratulations and greetings that Jiang Jiang came back to his senses dully.

It took a few minutes to calm down his thoughts, he sighed, rubbed his hair indiscriminately and said in distress: "What the hell is going on... The world is not connected to the world, or the question marks in every world are... , then this is too inexplicable, it's simply Lingchi's essence."

Jiang Jiang, who was rolling around on the bed, was very sad, but no one could give him a clear answer. He could only feel terrified by his own guess, and at the same time feel that it was ridiculous and unbelievable.

After the phone rang again, Jiang Jiang straightened her thin waist, changed from lying flat to sitting upright, then touched the phone with puffy cheeks and muttered: "Forget it, it's useless to think too much." .”

He stuffed all the melancholy back into his heart, and his face turned back to a heartless, silly, white and sweet look, and he happily turned on his phone to receive all the congratulations——congratulations!What's there to congratulate him for failing the mission!

Do you sprinkle salt in the wound?

The smile on Jiang Jiang's face disappeared immediately, and after he returned the beaming greetings from the others, he focused his attention on Director Zhou.

That's right, it was Director Zhou, a little director with a bad plot, who dragged him, a Mengxin with a dream in his heart, into the pit step by step.

At the beginning, it was clearly agreed that BE would feed poison, and this guy could come up with a second sequel. Thinking about it carefully, it is terribly frightening!

[Ginger: in?Explain what the second part means?Why can't I remember that I signed the contract for the second part? ]

[Director Zhou: Young master, you are finally bubbling!Congratulations on your first drama! ]

[Director Zhou: Hey, what are you talking about? Isn’t it because the audience is upset about the ending? I thought that instead of letting them make conspiracy theories, it’s better to give them an outlet to let all their unwillingness melt into a second opinion. desires and expectations.In this way, if the second part is filmed, there will be a huge audience of fans watching it, and then "Peerless Beauty II" will also be promoted to the altar! ]

[Director Zhou: Of course, the premise is that the quality of "Beautiful Color II" has passed, but I have considered the leading actors of the second part in advance, and I must definitely want the original cast of the first part, so the quality is fine, and it will definitely inherit the second part. An excellent one! ]

[Director Zhou: Cough, having said so much, I just want to test your tone, and ask if you plan to play the male lead in the second part? ]

[Ginger: No, fight, count. ]

[Sheng Jiang: I will definitely not play the leading role in the second part. If you really want to make a film, you can find other actors. ]

[Director Zhou: How can we do that? You alone are responsible for our drama. In terms of the proportion of China Television Network, you account for 90.00% of "Stunning Beauty". The sum of all of us Not as good as a finger of yours. ]

[Director Zhou: If I don't ask you to play the leading role in the second part, but replace it with a male lead, this show will definitely be Waterloo, and it will become the top bad show of the next year. ]

Jiang Jiang stared at the first four words of "Bad Drama" for a long time, and could hardly move his eyes away.

However, what does not belong to him is destined to miss him.

After secretly feeling sad for a while, Jiang Jiang listlessly continued to reply.

[Sheng Jiang: Anyway, I am not interested in acting in the second part. Please change the long Weibo, so that the audience who like this show have unnecessary expectations. ]

This time, it took a while for Director Zhou to reply.

[Director Zhou: If you don't participate, then my second film will be put on hold indefinitely.But weibo still can't be deleted, and the viewers are angry in their hearts. If we delete weibo, they might have nowhere to vent their emotions and send me razor blades everywhere. ]

[Director Zhou: So I plan to use Weibo to appease their emotions first, and then delete Weibo after they have stabilized and accepted that modern volume is an unattainable dream. ]

[Director Zhou: And ah, Young Master Jiang, this is also good for you. If you don’t believe me, take a look at the current trend on the Internet. ]

[Guide Zhou: Screenshot.jpg]

Jiang Jiang clicked on the picture suspiciously, and saw several hot comments inside.

["Stunning Beauty" is over, Sahuahua!If there are cuties who like the male protagonist Xianxian, please pay attention to a wave of "Peerless Beauty II" and "Zuo Son-in-law". Miss, no matter which one is absolutely delicious, welcome everyone to come and taste it! ]

[Although I know there is a second part, I am still so hurt. Meng Xian is really stunning. She is cold and weak and can write poems and paintings. She is a beauty who has been pampered in the harem all day long.As a result, I have been envious of the extravagant life of the court after the rebellion for so long, and the whole f*ck was ruined by the hot chicken brother, wow, forcibly turned my red rose into a white moonlight, you are really good, brother. ]

[Did you insult the emperor passionately today (1/1)]

[It's really Bai Yueguang, the mood is so difficult that I vomit blood.However, Jiang Jiang's new drama hasn't come out yet, and I can't even find a meal replacement. ]

[Speaking of it, so do I. I'm counting on "Zuo Son" to be aired quickly, "Peerless Beauty II" is too far away, and it's better for Miss Qianjin to come out sooner. ]

[+1, I saw the set makeup photos released by "The Son-in-law", and the eldest lady in it is also full of fairy style, she doesn't look too much like a fairy, they all have the same fragrance! ]

[Oops, I'm looking forward to it even more when you say that, "Zuo Son" come out soon, let me suck the big beauty! @Zuo son-in-law official]

Jiang Jiang's expression became serious.

Netizens' attention to "The Son-in-law" was something Jiang Jiang was looking forward to.

But at that time, he defined the audience's attention in the situation of "Beautiful Beauty", which was thundering and fluttering, not in the current state of explosion that is blooming everywhere!

The two diametrically opposite treatment made Jiang Jiang flustered for a while, but Director Zhou was still persistently prodding him at this time.

[Director Zhou: Young Master Jiang, do you know that "Beautiful Beauty" was nominated for the year-end award? ]

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withdraw!

I do not want to know!

The author has something to say: I’m going to send my grandma to her funeral tomorrow, so the update may be late, the cuties go to bed early, and it’s the same when I watch it the next day_(:з」∠)_

感谢在2020-04-0416:46:25~2020-04-0515:22:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Tengger solo love cycle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!