It's really hard to be a scumbag

When the car drove all the way to the destination, Director Zhou and the others were already waiting there.Jiang Jiang poked his head out of the car, and saw a long banner hanging not far away, which read [The TV series "The Stunning Princess" has a good start]

And under the banner, there is a desk for worship. The table is covered with a red and festive tablecloth, and there are several plates on the tablecloth. On the plate are fresh apples and bananas.

Jiang Jiang got out of the car and took a closer look, then set his eyes on the middle of the desk.There are not tributes in the middle of the table, but several statues of gods, and there are incense burners and red candles in front of the statues.

As if seeing his doubts, Director Zhou came over at the right time, and explained attentively: "This is to ask for a good omen. After all, there are too many uncontrollable factors in filming. We can also have peace of mind by worshiping the gods more. effect."

Jiang Jiang nodded ignorantly, then thought for a while, and said directly: "I don't know much about this aspect, Director Zhou, just do what you arrange, and don't have to explain it to me hard."

Director Zhou heaved a sigh of relief, and then hesitated again: "How can this work? After all, you are gold, cough cough, I mean an investor, you have paid so much money, then I will definitely let you know where the money is spent. Bar?"

Jiang Jiang waved his hand indifferently: "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter where the money is spent. The important thing is that you finish filming my part as soon as possible. I am in a hurry. After filming this film, I have to find the next crew."

Director Zhou was stunned: "You have quite a lot of roles, if you gather together and finish filming, will you be too tired?"

Jiang Jiang said casually: "It's okay, I have my own measure."

The funder has already talked to this extent, and Director Zhou is not good at persuading him, so he can only follow his will and say: "Then I will go and talk to the coordinator, he is in charge of the daily shooting plan, if you If you want to finish filming as soon as possible, then I will ask him to arrange for you to act in the first scene in the afternoon."

Seeing Jiang Jiang nodding in satisfaction, Director Zhou felt relieved, and turned around to sneak into the crowd to find the coordinator.After finding the coordinator who was busy writing the schedule in the cramped small room in the backstage, he hurriedly told the other party about Jiang Jiang's thoughts.

After hearing this, the coordinator couldn't help hesitating: "Finally shoot the scenes of the young master? This is too harsh, can the young master hold it? And filming is not an easy task, just finding the right camera requires repeated efforts." Practice body position, can the young master do it?"

Director Zhou poked him with his elbow, and then said in a low voice: "A man can't say no, the young master thinks he can, so don't tell him what to do. Just do what he asks, if you think he can't hold it If you stop, you won’t release the water properly? Is it so difficult to arrange a light scene for him?”

The coordinator looked at his schedule and asked tentatively, "What do you mean?"

Director Zhou looked around, and when he saw that there were only the two of them in the small room, he lowered his voice and lowered his voice: "It's normal for the young master to be too delicate and tender, but we know about it, but we can't be foolish." Let him speak directly, but use other methods to make him quit. Since he wants to film high-intensity, you should arrange two days in this way to save face for him. Quickly switch to a light scene and let him rest."

The coordinator came to a sudden: "In this way, the young master will gain face and feel refreshed, so he won't have the strength to think about making troubles anymore, so he can only obediently let us do whatever we want."

Director Zhou frowned: "What you said sounds normal, why does it feel weird when you think about it?"

The coordinator was surprised: "Is there?"

They looked at each other, and then couldn't help thinking about the content of the conversation just now.

After running a marathon in their minds, they each snapped back to their senses and coughed in embarrassment.

"What are you thinking about, brat?" Old Director Zhou blushed, and he said angrily while supporting the leader: "They already have a little lover, so don't interfere and spoil their good deeds."

The corner of the coordinator's mouth twitched: "Do you think I'm worthy?"

Director Zhou looked him up and down a few times, then his face eased, and he praised: "Not bad, I'm pretty self-aware."

The coordinator rolled his eyes, and didn't care about the director's teasing, he just asked curiously: "Director Zhou, what did you mean by that just now?"

Director Zhou pretended not to know: "What? What did I say? I didn't say anything."

He made it clear that he didn't want to talk too much, and after shutting the coordinator back with a few words, he slapped his butt and left the room, happily running towards Jiang Jiang's.

"Master Jiang, everything is settled, we can start filming after we finish the ceremony." Director Zhou smiled and squeezed from the crowd to Jiang Jiang's courteously.

Jiang Jiang hummed after listening, but his hands didn't stop.

When Director Zhou saw him bowing his head to sign, he belatedly realized that the crowd around him were not crew members, but a group of cute girls who didn't know each other and were chattering.

Director Zhou was very surprised by the stranger's face. After turning his head to look around, he frowned and asked seriously to the girl in blue who was staring at Jiang Jiang without blinking, "Where do you come from?" , What are you doing at the opening ceremony of our crew? Have you made a report in advance?"

The girl in blue who was holding hands and licking her face with her best friend was stunned, and explained weakly under Director Zhou's stern aura: "We are fans of Miao Miao, and we heard that Miao Miao will start filming a new drama today, so we came here to send some flowers to congratulate her .”

Director Zhou looked up, then pointed to the other side which was deserted, and nuzzled and said, "Miaomiao is there, why don't you surround her, instead surround our other leading actor?"

The girl in blue blushed, and then shyly said: "I, I just think it's not good to just congratulate Miaomiao. We are all in the same crew, and we must send flowers without others."

Director Zhou couldn't help but hehe, and then pointed to his old face with dark circles under the eyes, rough skin and large pores, and asked in an 'friendly and amiable' way: "Little girl, do you have any flowers for me?"

The girl in blue and her best friend looked at each other, then whispered: "Are there any flowers?"

"One more."

"Do you want to send it?"

"Give me a fart, this is a meeting gift for Baby Jiang Jiang!"

"Ojbk, reach a consensus!"

The heads of the two girls were separated and put together.

The girl in blue looked up first, and smiled sweetly: "I'm sorry, Uncle, we didn't spend this time."

The corner of Director Zhou's mouth twitched: "I just heard from you that there was—"

The girl in blue broke her mouth decisively, interrupted Director Zhou's words, and said with a smile all over her face: "Uncle, don't be sad. Although there is no flower, I believe that your crew will be smooth sailing and everything will go smoothly! I wish you a prosperous and successful drama." Big sale, hot drama reservation!"

Director Zhou's tense face turned into a smile that could not be closed from ear to ear at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When Jiang Jiang finished signing and came out of the crowd, he was still so happy that he couldn't find the north.Afterwards, Shangxiang worshiped the gods and walked out of the pace of disapproval, which made the rest of the people look sideways.

After everything was settled and everything was resolved, Jiang Jiang went to the film and television city with the others.

As soon as he arrived at the place, Jiang Jiang saw Director Zhou sprinting from the car behind him. If Liang Yichun, who was beside him with sharp eyes and quick hands, stretched out his hand to stop him, Jiang Jiang doubted that Director Zhou would give him a bear hug.

Seeing that Liang Yichun's face darkened, and the joyful Director Zhou still looked unaware, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but said, "Talk about something while walking."

Director Zhou happily heyed, raised his foot and followed Jiang Jiang. After successfully pushing Liang Yizhen down, he said to Jiang Jiang excitedly, "Master Jiang, we won't be acting for a few days. Can you take two makeup photos first?"

Jiang Jiang asked suspiciously, "Take a makeup photo?"

Director Zhou nodded fiercely: "Yes, before we had no money and little influence, it was thankless to take photos with fixed makeup, but now your photos have been spread by those fans, causing a lot of splashes on the Internet for a while, I thought A lot of people like you but they don’t know who you are and what works you have, so I’m going to quickly add makeup photos. Firstly, I’m taking advantage of the popularity to attract traffic to our crew, and secondly, it’s also a way to let the public have a little impression of you and gather some fans. .”

Jiang Jiang glanced at him speechlessly: "You really know how to make plans, don't you want free publicity for nothing?"

Director Zhou chuckled, licked his face and said, "Isn't this a win-win situation?"

Double fart.

Jiang Jiang didn't want to gain a lot of fans and praise bad dramas as good ones.It was already a mistake to be surrounded at the opening ceremony, and now you want him to gather fans online?

dream!

Jiang Jiang shook his head resolutely: "Don't shoot, just act, and broadcast after the performance."

Director Zhou was dumbfounded: "Don't you promote it?"

Jiang Jiang blinked, then smiled slightly: "The smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. As long as our drama is good enough, there will be countless tap water even if we don't promote it."

Director Zhou was stunned, and stood still and struggled.

He always felt that what the young master said was wrong, how could such an important matter be announced less?In the era of Internet big information, isn't it necessary to get ahead by bombarding publicity?

Even if he is hated by others because of this, even if the destination that everyone wants to remember is accomplished, no matter whether it is ridiculed or praised, in the end it will be earned.

It’s just that Jiang Jiang would say something like this. Director Zhou thought of various ways, but he couldn’t find a better reason to refute. Among other things, at least he couldn’t refute Jiang Jiang’s words in the face—otherwise, no It means that he thinks their show is bad, if it is so bad that no one will like it if it is not publicized?

A general director has no confidence in his own drama, so what would the sponsor who invested in the money think?

Needless to say, proper withdrawal of capital!

Thinking of this, Director Zhou's face suddenly collapsed, and he no longer dared to challenge the bottom line of the patron's father, so he followed Jiang Jiang dejectedly, never mentioning the matter of the makeup photo.

Jiang Jiang was very satisfied with Director Zhou's understanding of current affairs, and secretly decided that if this drama was successful and rotten, then he would patronize Director Zhou's business next time.

Director Zhou had no idea what horrible things Jiang Jiang was thinking. Seeing that he was on the set, he forcibly pulled himself together and began to direct the props and others to clean up the set.

They were busy there, and Jiang Jiang's side was not easy. After receiving the schedule from the coordinator, Gao Miao and Gao Miao honestly looked at what was going to be filmed today.

The filming of TV dramas is not done in the order of the script. Generally, one scene is shot in a concentrated manner, and then cut to another place to continue filming.

And what they are going to shoot today is mainly to perform an ancient drama of heroes saving beauties around the quaint street in front of them.

Well, what Jiang Jiang wants to play is this rescued beauty.

The author has something to say: Offscreen: Fucked by all kinds of wild men.

In the play: Being fucked by all kinds of domineering black-bellied ladies.

Jiang Jiang:? ? ?