It's really hard to be a scumbag

As the door was opened from the outside, a gentle voice came in at the same time: "Jiang Jiang, are you awake? Why did you wake up so late today? Uncle made breakfast and didn't see you up. Did you wake up last night?" Taking advantage of uncle's absence, you secretly stayed up late playing games?"

There was a smile in his voice, and his words were full of pampering, coupled with the unhurried pace of speech, it was easy to infer that his temperament was generous and kind, and he belonged to the category of a good man.

After thinking about it like this, Lin Zun's heart instantly eased.

Such a good temper, no matter how angry such a person is, the first reaction is not to fight, but to try to calm down and seek an explanation.After all, nothing happened between him and Jiang Jiang, wouldn't it be easier to explain?

As for the breakfast of love that he fantasized about for a long time, being taken first... Forget it, anyway, he and Jiang Jiang will have time to meet each other in the future, so it doesn't matter if one or two breakfasts are robbed.

Lin Zun comforted himself, and then a figure appeared in his sight.

The man who opened the door had already stepped into the room, looked up and met his eyes accurately.

The four eyes met, and the air was so quiet that the needle fell silent for a moment.

As the person who was mentally prepared in advance, Lin Zun thought about it, and before the other party came back to his senses, he smiled first, and took the initiative to convey a friendly and kind attitude.

However, as soon as he laughed, the face of the man not far away suddenly changed, all the gentleness and elegance of his body was replaced by violence, and then he rushed up as if he had changed his person in an instant, his eyes were red and he clenched his fists.

Lin Zun was caught off guard by the punch of the tiger coming down the mountain, and because Jiang Jiang was behind him and it was difficult to avoid, so he could only hug his head and shout: "Listen to my explanation!"

Sheng Hengxi punched hard, and his eyes were fierce: "Explain your mother's criticism! People who have slept with me dare to laugh at me. If I don't screw your head off today, I will count myself as a Buddhist!"

In a mess of cursing and cursing.

Jiang Jiang, who was awakened by the noise, opened his eyes blankly.

"Misunderstand?"

At the dining table in the hall, Sheng Hengxi, who was sitting in a tripartite manner, had an unfriendly expression on his face. He stared coldly at Lin Zun, who was facing him with a slumped head, and said in a fierce tone: "Even if it was a misunderstanding, this matter can't just be exposed. Today he dares to Sleeping with you through clothes, maybe tomorrow I can sleep with you without clothes on!"

Jiang Jiang put down his cup, hiccupped and shook his head: "There will be no next time."

After all, he hadn't seen the same side mission done twice.

Sheng Hengxi didn't know the inside story, misunderstood what Jiang Jiang meant, and then his face softened a lot, and he warned Lin Zun with a cold snort: "Yes, there will be no next time!"

Lin Zun ignored him, still staring at his palm sadly.

In the white palm, a handful of black hair that was pulled down was eye-catching and made people feel sad from the bottom of their hearts.

Lin Zun, who had poor eyesight and made mistakes in seeing people, was sluggishly beaten by the beating. Jiang Jiang knew that if the other party hadn't wanted to protect him, he could have avoided Sheng Hengxi's beating. This time he unconsciously accepted the other party's love, It made Jiang Jiang feel quite guilty, and he opened his mouth just to comfort him.

However, Sheng Hengxi next to him had a strong sense of presence, and his gaze was like a cannon ready to go, as if Jiang Jiang dared to breathe fire if he dared to speak.

Jiang Jiang couldn't help but get stuck.

At the same time, an inexplicable illusion emerged in my heart.

What's the matter with this empress and imperial concubine fighting each other just for the sake of favor...

Jiang Jiang sighed to shake off his wandering thoughts, and finally suppressed the idea of ​​comforting Lin Zun in front of Sheng Hengxi.

He decided to separate the two first, and then break them down one by one.

"Lin Zun." Jiang Jiang did as soon as he thought of it, and said, "It's getting late, so I won't keep you for lunch."

Lin Zun closed his palms, grabbed the lock of hair and got up, and said in a faint tone like a bereaved dog: "Okay, then I'll take a step first."

Sheng Hengxi smiled triumphantly, showing the victor's ugly face unabashedly: "No."

Breaking back a game from the wild flowers outside seemed to make him feel extra excited, until Lin Zun's figure went away, he was still taking eye drops with Jiang Jiang: "A weak chicken, even a fight If you don’t know how to beat, you can only hold your head, it’s fine if your head is so tightly protected hahahahaha.”

Jiang Jiang looked at him silently: "Didn't you make it bald?"

Sheng Hengxi was not ashamed but proud: "This shows that I am stronger than him, in every sense."

Jiang Jiang snorted, and then said slowly: "You even have one more spiritual personality than him, so it seems that you are quite powerful."

Sheng Hengxi's expression froze.

After the air was quiet for a while, he took the lead to break the silence, rubbed his head, and said, "It doesn't matter if you are strong or not. I mainly want to give you double the happiness."

Jiang Jiang glanced at him: "I suspect you are engaging in pornography."

Sheng Hengxi hooked his lips, his eyes were full of provocative hints: "Do you want to do it together?"

Jiang Jiang moved his little butt, moved away from him, and said with a righteous face: "Be lenient when confessing and be strict when resisting. If you don't explain your medical history clearly today, let's not live together."

Sheng Hengxi vented his anger, and hurriedly explained that he was trying to restore the family that was about to be broken: "I'm really not sick, this is purely an accident, and you also know that out of ten authors, nine have big brains, and when writing an article, it's all about trying to figure out the thoughts of several characters. As usual, after pondering for a long time, it is not normal to have an extra personality in my mind."

Jiang Jiang's heart skipped a beat, and he vaguely understood that Sheng Hengxi wanted to take the initiative to confess his identity to himself, and explain the source of this completely opposite personality.

Jiang Jiang didn't really care about Xiguang's concealment for so long, nor was he interested in getting to the bottom of it.If he hadn't wanted to divert the hatred firmly fixed on Lin Zun this time, he actually didn't want to bring this matter to the surface. First, he already knew that one of the other's secrets was Xiguang, and second, he was scruples The psychological state of Sheng Hengxi.

After all, split personality is still a category of mental illness.

But thinking of this, Jiang Jiang suddenly understood why he turned to the book about schizophrenia in the other party's study.

Obviously, when Zuo Siting just fell ill, he started to understand the situation in this aspect, and even asked a psychiatrist in private, and took a series of countermeasures.

As for whether it works...

ummm

Jiang Jiang forcibly pulled back his attention and stopped thinking about it.

He adjusted his facial expression, trying to express surprise to himself who was not surprised: "The author?"

Sheng Hengxi already understood from Zuo Siting's operation that Jiang Jiang knew his identity, but in order not to let Jiang Jiang know that he knew, he also showed a solemn expression: "To be honest, Jiang Jiang, I am actually Xiguang .”

Jiang Jiang, who was not shocked, looked shocked: "What! It turns out that Xiguang is like Li!"

The whole process of onlookers watching them show off each other's acting skills and the doll's system […]

as a system.

He really suffered too much pressure that he shouldn't have to bear at this age.

Fortunately, neither Jiang Jiang nor Sheng Hengxi was prepared for a protracted war. After lightly and calmly removing the vest of 'Xiguang', they focused on the 'dual personality'.

"I'm ashamed to say it, but that amiable personality is actually a sub-personality I created." Sheng Hengxi said without changing his expression, "His prototype is the male supporting role in my new book. popped out."

Jiang Jiang was puzzled: "How do I remember that the male supporting role in your book is more similar to your own personality?"

Sheng Hengxi was silent for two seconds: "It's another supporting actor."

Only then did Jiang Jiang suddenly realize: "Women's supporting roles are everywhere, but male supporting roles are as numerous as dogs, right? I understand."

"...Not as many as dogs." Sheng Hengxi was a little confused.

After all, when he created this new book, he actually only arranged for one male supporting role, that is, the supporting role based on himself.

The other characters are just passing by, and only the male supporting role is the unswerving main palace of the male lead.

Now that he has fabricated a second supporting role out of thin air, he already has a sense of crisis that the leading role will be robbed, not to mention hearing Jiang Jiang's casual words, which all mean more.

How can this work!

Wouldn't this become a harem text?

Sheng Hengxi felt intense jealousy for a moment, and frowned, emphasizing, "There are at most two male supporting roles, including me."

Jiang Jiang didn't understand, so he looked at him: "Your own book, you can arrange it however you want, why stress it with me. By the way, how many manuscripts have you written? I think your book has a chance to be a god." , don’t miss it because you are too busy in reality. I know you are rich in reality, and you don’t lack the rewards or copyrights after the fire, but spiritual satisfaction is also a kind of enjoyment. If you can write it down, I still I hope you write well."

Sheng Hengxi's originally frowned brows gradually calmed down in Jiang Jiang's words, and then his face was stained with a smile: "Okay, I will definitely write seriously. But it's okay to make a film and television, because in my heart, the prototype of the hero has always been You, I can't accept someone else playing this role."

Jiang Jiang felt a little sorry for his stubborn insistence on not being filmed, but he didn't doubt it. On the contrary, he nodded understandingly: "I understand. When I write a book, some characters will be modeled on girls in real life."

After all, it is the most deadly for straight men to write handwritten girl characters.

Just like Jiang Jiang, who always writes and writes, and unconsciously writes the soft and cute girl in his conception as a domineering, handsome and handsome queen.

For this reason, his heroine has been reasonably suspected by readers that there is a gun under her skirt...

So Jiang Jiang was a little embarrassed when Sheng Hengxi said this, but he understood it very well.

However, these two words of his fell into Sheng Hengxi's ears, causing Sheng Hengxi's eyes to darken: "I remember that you have written many male characters, don't you have my shadow in none of them?"

Jiang Jiang pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "Yes, there is. Do you remember that I wrote an ancient article before, and there was a powerful eunuch in it."

Sheng Hengxi frowned: "...that villain who is perverted and has lost his life?"

Jiang Jiang's eyes showed approval.

Sheng Hengxi's face became strange: "So, what do you mean?"

Jiang Jiang nodded reservedly: "It's just what you think, I'm not very good at writing perverts, so this eunuch is completely based on you-wow! What are you doing? Hey, hey, isn't it what you want to ask yourself? If you know the truth, spank my ass, can't you afford it!"

The author has something to say: Zuo Si listen: green to offline.

Sheng Hengxi: Strike hard.

Jiang Jiang: Died because of a cheap mouth.

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