It's really hard to be a scumbag
Chapter 316 4.26
The instinctive feeling of the system is wrong [Why did Zuo Si listen to do this?Qu Lin is just a little star under him, even if he wants to send you out to please others, this person shouldn't be Qu Lin, right? 】
Jiang Jiang nodded [I think so too, but it's been several days, and Zuo Si heard that there was no movement at all, and no one was even sent, so I was very puzzled. 】
The system fell into contemplation, as if it was beginning to rack its brains to speculate about the various possibilities that Zuo Si listened to and did not move now.
The clock was ticking, and when twelve o'clock came, they still hadn't figured out any clues.
[Forget it, I'll think about it later, I'll go find my phone and keys now. 】Jiang Jiang glanced at the time and decisively carried out his plan.
The system watched him tiptoe out of bed, looked here and there like a squirrel looking for food, and soon searched the master bedroom upside down.
Seeing that Jiang Jiang stopped after looking around, the system couldn't help saying [Didn't find it? 】
Jiang Jiang rubbed his hair irritably until his head was fluffy and messy, then sighed and said [I didn't find it, it seems that he wasn't in the master bedroom. 】
The system looked worried [So, he probably put things on himself.But also, keys and mobile phones are important things that imprison you. Whether it is intentional or not, he will always place them carefully. 】
Thinking settled in Jiang Jiang's eyes [I also considered this before, so I deliberately picked today to do it. 】
The system is unknown so 【Is today a good day? 】
Jiang Jiang glanced at him, his eyes filled with helpless love 【He took a bath today. 】
It took the system three seconds to understand the meaning of Jiang Jiang's words. After three seconds, he suddenly said [I will change clothes in the shower, and there may be keys in his clothes that he forgot to take away! 】
【Um. 】Within the time the system understood, Jiang Jiang had already quietly walked into the bathroom. He turned on the light carefully, and then covered his eyes to adapt to the light.
After a while, Jiang Jiang put down his hands and walked to the bamboo basket where the dirty clothes were placed.
However, when he looked around, Jiang Jiang was stunned [Where are the clothes?He changed so much clothes! 】
The system scanned the bathroom, but after failing to find it, it scanned the entire villa. When he accidentally passed the guest bedroom, he paused strangely.The subtle pause didn't attract anyone's attention, the system quickly recovered, and said to Jiang Jiang [Qu Lin has already washed his clothes and hung them on the balcony. 】
Jiang Jiang immediately knelt down [This is too hardworking, obviously I am the life assistant who should do these jobs!He can handle things in an orderly manner by himself, so what's the use of me! 】
The system fell on Jiang Jiang's soft heart, and thoughtfully comforted him [Don't say that, you are very useful!Although you can't help Qu Lin solve problems, you can create problems for him to solve. Isn't this improving his hands-on ability in disguise? 】
【...Shut up, you. 】Jiang Jiang took off the little egg on top of his head and threw it aside, then said sadly 【I have no choice but to go to Qu Lin's room to search him. 】
The system asks politely [Should I avoid it? 】
Jiang Jiang stood up straight, walked out and asked in confusion [Why do you want to avoid it?I'm going to steal a key, not a person. 】
The system murmured in a vague way [I see, then go for it, I'll call 666 for you from the side. 】
Jiang Jiang paused lightly, and stood in front of the guest bedroom with an expression of death-defying expression, and said deeply [keep down when shouting, don't disturb Qu Lin. 】
【...We are talking in our heads, even if I make you orgasm in your head, Qu Lin doesn't know anything about it. 】The system muttered and added a sentence【And he actually——】
[Hush. 】Jiang Jiang gently twisted the doorknob and interrupted the system at the same time【Stop talking, I'm going in. 】
The system opened its mouth, and finally closed it silently.
With an extremely slight sound, the door of the guest bedroom was opened by Jiang Jiang, and the room was dark without any light. Jiang Jiang probed in and looked for a long time, almost thinking he was blind.
Are the curtains drawn?
And it's so tight, is it because they are afraid that the paparazzi will take sneak shots outside in the middle of the night?
Jiang Jiang entered the room full of slander.
After entering, because he was worried that the door would be blown by the wind when he opened it, Jiang Jiang thought about it and closed the door gently.
As soon as the door was closed, there were only the two of them in the room. In the dark night, Jiang Jiang walked towards the bed with difficulty, for fear of accidentally stepping on something and waking Qu Lin awake.
Fortunately, he didn't bump into anything along the way. The guest bedroom seemed to have been cleaned up specially, and it was so empty that it was very convenient to walk in the dark.
After walking to the bed, Jiang Jiang couldn't help becoming nervous. He stretched out his hand nervously, and gently groped along the bed.
With a little bit of penetration, Jiang Jiang smoothly met Qu Lin.
Qu Lin was breathing steadily, and seemed to be in a deep sleep, and did not notice the arrival of his unexpected guest.
Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and then put all his attention under his fingers. He searched Qu Lin's pocket gently and slowly, but after searching both sides, he still couldn't find the key and the phone.
Gan.
Is it in your pants pocket?
Jiang Jiang felt troubled for a while.
After all, the pockets of trousers are not as loose as those of the jacket, but they are more close-fitting and tighter. If the things are really inside, then when he reaches in to get them, something wrong will wake up Qu Lin.
It's just that at this time, the arrow is on the string and has to be fired. Even if Jiang Jiang knows that it is easy to overturn, he can only bite the bullet and stretch out his hand, and touch it tentatively from the outside.
With such a touch, Jiang Jiang couldn't help cursing secretly.
Because as he expected, the key was really in Qu Lin's trousers pocket.
——If you put it in like this, won't you be in a panic when you sleep at night? ? ?
Jiang Jiang gritted her teeth and complained, and at the same time bent down resignedly, stretched out two fingers, and gently and slowly reached into Qu Lin's pocket.
With a little bit of penetration, Qu Lin's temperature was clearly conveyed to Jiang Jiang's fingertips, and because of the tight fit of the pajamas, Jiang Jiang could almost clearly feel that his fingers were rubbing Qu Lin without hindrance. Lin body searched the pocket.
Jiang Jiang's expression was slightly subtle, and suddenly he felt strangely like the Monkey King in Journey to the West, who stopped the Seven Fairies just to eat peaches...
ummm
Bah, how could such a big man as Qu Lin be a little fairy!
Jiang Jiang quickly regained his senses and stopped thinking about it. He settled down and tried his best to ignore the hairy feeling against Qu Lin's body, and turned to pick up the key seriously.
The key was easily brought out by Jiang Jiang little by little. Seeing that it was about to fall into the palm of his hand, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but his eyes lit up with joy, and one hand grabbed his outstretched wrist unexpectedly.
"Fuck!" Jiang Jiang almost lost his mind from being frightened, and the tone words he blurted out didn't pass through his brain.
Qu Lin grabbed his wrist and pulled him up with all his strength, then turned over and pressed him on Jiang Jiang's body.He restrained Jiang Jiang's flailing hands and feet, and said with a smile, "I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, but came to my room to look for me. What, you want to sleep with me?"
Jiang Jiang was shocked by his vulgar words, and then blushed angrily: "You did it on purpose! You obviously didn't fall asleep, and you deliberately pretended to be asleep here!"
Qu Lin confessed to this, and said slowly: "Yes, I am deliberately waiting here for you to take the initiative to send myself to the door."
Jiang Jiang was angry and depressed, and glared at him fiercely for a long time, and finally he was discouraged: "What are you trying to do to lure me here?"
Qu Lin lowered his head to his neck, smelled his light breath and murmured obsessively: "Of course I want to fuck you."
Jiang Jiang narrowed his eyes, then suddenly bent his legs, trying to use his knees to deal a knowing blow to Xiao Qu who was against the side of his legs.
However, Qu Lin, who was obsessed, pressed down on his leg the moment he moved, successfully avoiding an accident.
Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows: "It's really amazing to be able to watch six directions and listen to all directions while being flirtatious."
Qu Lin didn't take back his hand, and rubbed the side of Jiang Jiang's leg. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Thank you, I just pay special attention to your every move."
Jiang Jiang's face darkened when he was touched, and his momentum softened along with his waist. With blushing eyes, he said angrily: "If you dare to touch me today, I will expose this matter tomorrow and ruin your reputation!"
Qu Lin was startled, and hesitated, "Is this... the meaning of the official announcement?"
Jiang Jiang almost gritted his small white teeth: "No! I am warning you very seriously!"
Qu Lin couldn't help laughing and said, "What should I do? I'm so moved by your warning. Suddenly, I don't want to give you the key and let you go. Instead, I want to fuck you with real bullets."
Jiang Jiang's little face turned pale when he was frightened by his serious words, and was considering whether to continue to be harsh or to give in in time, when he suddenly noticed the words that Qu Lin said casually: "Wait, you originally planned to let go I left?"
Qu Lin tilted his head and said innocently, "Did I say that?"
"Yes!" Jiang Jiang vowed, "I heard it clearly!"
Qu Lin elongated his voice and teased him: "Oh? I don't seem to remember much, why don't you give me a kiss to help me remember?"
Jiang Jiang paused, and began to wonder if Qu Lin was trying to play tricks on him.
"Don't kiss?" Qu Lin didn't panic at all, and said in a leisurely tone: "It's fine if you don't kiss, it's not an important thing anyway, just forget it—"
He was interrupted by Jiang Jiang before he finished speaking. Seeing that the other party wanted to leave after touching him, Qu Lin smiled heartily, and reached out to grab the other party's head to deepen the kiss.
The ambiguous voice was very clear in the quiet room, until the lips parted, the rapid breathing of the two was still hovering in the room.
"Remember?" Jiang Jiang's self-defeating salted fish lay down on the bed, not even bothering to wipe his moist lips.
Qu Lin was free to help, but after rubbing his fingertips for a long time, it subtly turned into a petty gesture.But he didn't care, he teased and said, "Mmm..."
He deliberately pretended to be thinking, and after drawing Jiang Jiang's scattered mind to himself, he smiled lightly: "I think about it, I really intend to let you go, and I will return the phone to you."
Happiness came so suddenly that Jiang Jiang's first reaction was to ask: "What's the condition?"
Qu Lin thought about it seriously: "How about marrying me?"
Jiang Jiang said without hesitation, "Impossible."
"Okay, let's change it." Qu Lin was not discouraged, and changed his words in a polite manner: "It's okay not to get married, but you must wear a wedding ring."
Jiang Jiang was taken aback: "Put on a wedding ring that has no legal significance?"
Qu Lin raised his lips and smiled innocently and harmlessly: "Yes, wearing it has no meaning, it's just a wedding ring to satisfy my selfish desire."
And there is such a good thing about empty-handed white wolves?
Jiang Jiang's eyes lit up, and he immediately responded, "No problem, I'll wear it!"
- Then take it off when you go out.
The author has something to say: Qu Lin: Put on my ring, it’s up to you whether you can take it off~
----
I really want to drink milk tea, eat Malatang, eat duck neck, eat KFC, eat fried chicken... Forget it, I'll eat peach T﹏T
----
Um?Um? ? ? ?
I was really locked in a dazed face. I really never thought that I had no defense at all. Hahahahahaha, yes, hahahaha, Jiang Jiang is already a mature boy, and he can take the initiative to go outside to buy a little red lock (gratified)
In some places, the wording and sentence making may be a bit blunt, because I don’t know which word [Agile] Jie [感] is hurt, so I scratched my head and tried to change the word to express the meaning... So there is something wrong with finding the key 1551, I really do It's very regular and I didn't write any associations.
感谢在2020-02-1617:50:17~2020-02-1716:33:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: L Qin Q Cuan Jiu 1;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 78 bottles of L Qin Q Cuan Jiu; 30 bottles of A Tian; 20 bottles of Tange;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Jiang Jiang nodded [I think so too, but it's been several days, and Zuo Si heard that there was no movement at all, and no one was even sent, so I was very puzzled. 】
The system fell into contemplation, as if it was beginning to rack its brains to speculate about the various possibilities that Zuo Si listened to and did not move now.
The clock was ticking, and when twelve o'clock came, they still hadn't figured out any clues.
[Forget it, I'll think about it later, I'll go find my phone and keys now. 】Jiang Jiang glanced at the time and decisively carried out his plan.
The system watched him tiptoe out of bed, looked here and there like a squirrel looking for food, and soon searched the master bedroom upside down.
Seeing that Jiang Jiang stopped after looking around, the system couldn't help saying [Didn't find it? 】
Jiang Jiang rubbed his hair irritably until his head was fluffy and messy, then sighed and said [I didn't find it, it seems that he wasn't in the master bedroom. 】
The system looked worried [So, he probably put things on himself.But also, keys and mobile phones are important things that imprison you. Whether it is intentional or not, he will always place them carefully. 】
Thinking settled in Jiang Jiang's eyes [I also considered this before, so I deliberately picked today to do it. 】
The system is unknown so 【Is today a good day? 】
Jiang Jiang glanced at him, his eyes filled with helpless love 【He took a bath today. 】
It took the system three seconds to understand the meaning of Jiang Jiang's words. After three seconds, he suddenly said [I will change clothes in the shower, and there may be keys in his clothes that he forgot to take away! 】
【Um. 】Within the time the system understood, Jiang Jiang had already quietly walked into the bathroom. He turned on the light carefully, and then covered his eyes to adapt to the light.
After a while, Jiang Jiang put down his hands and walked to the bamboo basket where the dirty clothes were placed.
However, when he looked around, Jiang Jiang was stunned [Where are the clothes?He changed so much clothes! 】
The system scanned the bathroom, but after failing to find it, it scanned the entire villa. When he accidentally passed the guest bedroom, he paused strangely.The subtle pause didn't attract anyone's attention, the system quickly recovered, and said to Jiang Jiang [Qu Lin has already washed his clothes and hung them on the balcony. 】
Jiang Jiang immediately knelt down [This is too hardworking, obviously I am the life assistant who should do these jobs!He can handle things in an orderly manner by himself, so what's the use of me! 】
The system fell on Jiang Jiang's soft heart, and thoughtfully comforted him [Don't say that, you are very useful!Although you can't help Qu Lin solve problems, you can create problems for him to solve. Isn't this improving his hands-on ability in disguise? 】
【...Shut up, you. 】Jiang Jiang took off the little egg on top of his head and threw it aside, then said sadly 【I have no choice but to go to Qu Lin's room to search him. 】
The system asks politely [Should I avoid it? 】
Jiang Jiang stood up straight, walked out and asked in confusion [Why do you want to avoid it?I'm going to steal a key, not a person. 】
The system murmured in a vague way [I see, then go for it, I'll call 666 for you from the side. 】
Jiang Jiang paused lightly, and stood in front of the guest bedroom with an expression of death-defying expression, and said deeply [keep down when shouting, don't disturb Qu Lin. 】
【...We are talking in our heads, even if I make you orgasm in your head, Qu Lin doesn't know anything about it. 】The system muttered and added a sentence【And he actually——】
[Hush. 】Jiang Jiang gently twisted the doorknob and interrupted the system at the same time【Stop talking, I'm going in. 】
The system opened its mouth, and finally closed it silently.
With an extremely slight sound, the door of the guest bedroom was opened by Jiang Jiang, and the room was dark without any light. Jiang Jiang probed in and looked for a long time, almost thinking he was blind.
Are the curtains drawn?
And it's so tight, is it because they are afraid that the paparazzi will take sneak shots outside in the middle of the night?
Jiang Jiang entered the room full of slander.
After entering, because he was worried that the door would be blown by the wind when he opened it, Jiang Jiang thought about it and closed the door gently.
As soon as the door was closed, there were only the two of them in the room. In the dark night, Jiang Jiang walked towards the bed with difficulty, for fear of accidentally stepping on something and waking Qu Lin awake.
Fortunately, he didn't bump into anything along the way. The guest bedroom seemed to have been cleaned up specially, and it was so empty that it was very convenient to walk in the dark.
After walking to the bed, Jiang Jiang couldn't help becoming nervous. He stretched out his hand nervously, and gently groped along the bed.
With a little bit of penetration, Jiang Jiang smoothly met Qu Lin.
Qu Lin was breathing steadily, and seemed to be in a deep sleep, and did not notice the arrival of his unexpected guest.
Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and then put all his attention under his fingers. He searched Qu Lin's pocket gently and slowly, but after searching both sides, he still couldn't find the key and the phone.
Gan.
Is it in your pants pocket?
Jiang Jiang felt troubled for a while.
After all, the pockets of trousers are not as loose as those of the jacket, but they are more close-fitting and tighter. If the things are really inside, then when he reaches in to get them, something wrong will wake up Qu Lin.
It's just that at this time, the arrow is on the string and has to be fired. Even if Jiang Jiang knows that it is easy to overturn, he can only bite the bullet and stretch out his hand, and touch it tentatively from the outside.
With such a touch, Jiang Jiang couldn't help cursing secretly.
Because as he expected, the key was really in Qu Lin's trousers pocket.
——If you put it in like this, won't you be in a panic when you sleep at night? ? ?
Jiang Jiang gritted her teeth and complained, and at the same time bent down resignedly, stretched out two fingers, and gently and slowly reached into Qu Lin's pocket.
With a little bit of penetration, Qu Lin's temperature was clearly conveyed to Jiang Jiang's fingertips, and because of the tight fit of the pajamas, Jiang Jiang could almost clearly feel that his fingers were rubbing Qu Lin without hindrance. Lin body searched the pocket.
Jiang Jiang's expression was slightly subtle, and suddenly he felt strangely like the Monkey King in Journey to the West, who stopped the Seven Fairies just to eat peaches...
ummm
Bah, how could such a big man as Qu Lin be a little fairy!
Jiang Jiang quickly regained his senses and stopped thinking about it. He settled down and tried his best to ignore the hairy feeling against Qu Lin's body, and turned to pick up the key seriously.
The key was easily brought out by Jiang Jiang little by little. Seeing that it was about to fall into the palm of his hand, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but his eyes lit up with joy, and one hand grabbed his outstretched wrist unexpectedly.
"Fuck!" Jiang Jiang almost lost his mind from being frightened, and the tone words he blurted out didn't pass through his brain.
Qu Lin grabbed his wrist and pulled him up with all his strength, then turned over and pressed him on Jiang Jiang's body.He restrained Jiang Jiang's flailing hands and feet, and said with a smile, "I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, but came to my room to look for me. What, you want to sleep with me?"
Jiang Jiang was shocked by his vulgar words, and then blushed angrily: "You did it on purpose! You obviously didn't fall asleep, and you deliberately pretended to be asleep here!"
Qu Lin confessed to this, and said slowly: "Yes, I am deliberately waiting here for you to take the initiative to send myself to the door."
Jiang Jiang was angry and depressed, and glared at him fiercely for a long time, and finally he was discouraged: "What are you trying to do to lure me here?"
Qu Lin lowered his head to his neck, smelled his light breath and murmured obsessively: "Of course I want to fuck you."
Jiang Jiang narrowed his eyes, then suddenly bent his legs, trying to use his knees to deal a knowing blow to Xiao Qu who was against the side of his legs.
However, Qu Lin, who was obsessed, pressed down on his leg the moment he moved, successfully avoiding an accident.
Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows: "It's really amazing to be able to watch six directions and listen to all directions while being flirtatious."
Qu Lin didn't take back his hand, and rubbed the side of Jiang Jiang's leg. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Thank you, I just pay special attention to your every move."
Jiang Jiang's face darkened when he was touched, and his momentum softened along with his waist. With blushing eyes, he said angrily: "If you dare to touch me today, I will expose this matter tomorrow and ruin your reputation!"
Qu Lin was startled, and hesitated, "Is this... the meaning of the official announcement?"
Jiang Jiang almost gritted his small white teeth: "No! I am warning you very seriously!"
Qu Lin couldn't help laughing and said, "What should I do? I'm so moved by your warning. Suddenly, I don't want to give you the key and let you go. Instead, I want to fuck you with real bullets."
Jiang Jiang's little face turned pale when he was frightened by his serious words, and was considering whether to continue to be harsh or to give in in time, when he suddenly noticed the words that Qu Lin said casually: "Wait, you originally planned to let go I left?"
Qu Lin tilted his head and said innocently, "Did I say that?"
"Yes!" Jiang Jiang vowed, "I heard it clearly!"
Qu Lin elongated his voice and teased him: "Oh? I don't seem to remember much, why don't you give me a kiss to help me remember?"
Jiang Jiang paused, and began to wonder if Qu Lin was trying to play tricks on him.
"Don't kiss?" Qu Lin didn't panic at all, and said in a leisurely tone: "It's fine if you don't kiss, it's not an important thing anyway, just forget it—"
He was interrupted by Jiang Jiang before he finished speaking. Seeing that the other party wanted to leave after touching him, Qu Lin smiled heartily, and reached out to grab the other party's head to deepen the kiss.
The ambiguous voice was very clear in the quiet room, until the lips parted, the rapid breathing of the two was still hovering in the room.
"Remember?" Jiang Jiang's self-defeating salted fish lay down on the bed, not even bothering to wipe his moist lips.
Qu Lin was free to help, but after rubbing his fingertips for a long time, it subtly turned into a petty gesture.But he didn't care, he teased and said, "Mmm..."
He deliberately pretended to be thinking, and after drawing Jiang Jiang's scattered mind to himself, he smiled lightly: "I think about it, I really intend to let you go, and I will return the phone to you."
Happiness came so suddenly that Jiang Jiang's first reaction was to ask: "What's the condition?"
Qu Lin thought about it seriously: "How about marrying me?"
Jiang Jiang said without hesitation, "Impossible."
"Okay, let's change it." Qu Lin was not discouraged, and changed his words in a polite manner: "It's okay not to get married, but you must wear a wedding ring."
Jiang Jiang was taken aback: "Put on a wedding ring that has no legal significance?"
Qu Lin raised his lips and smiled innocently and harmlessly: "Yes, wearing it has no meaning, it's just a wedding ring to satisfy my selfish desire."
And there is such a good thing about empty-handed white wolves?
Jiang Jiang's eyes lit up, and he immediately responded, "No problem, I'll wear it!"
- Then take it off when you go out.
The author has something to say: Qu Lin: Put on my ring, it’s up to you whether you can take it off~
----
I really want to drink milk tea, eat Malatang, eat duck neck, eat KFC, eat fried chicken... Forget it, I'll eat peach T﹏T
----
Um?Um? ? ? ?
I was really locked in a dazed face. I really never thought that I had no defense at all. Hahahahahaha, yes, hahahaha, Jiang Jiang is already a mature boy, and he can take the initiative to go outside to buy a little red lock (gratified)
In some places, the wording and sentence making may be a bit blunt, because I don’t know which word [Agile] Jie [感] is hurt, so I scratched my head and tried to change the word to express the meaning... So there is something wrong with finding the key 1551, I really do It's very regular and I didn't write any associations.
感谢在2020-02-1617:50:17~2020-02-1716:33:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: L Qin Q Cuan Jiu 1;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 78 bottles of L Qin Q Cuan Jiu; 30 bottles of A Tian; 20 bottles of Tange;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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