It's really hard to be a scumbag

[Xiguang:? ! ? ! ]

[Xiguang: For me? ? ? ]

[Xi Guang: I, I am so important to you? ]

[Xiguang: Fuck, are you expressing your love to me in a tactful way? ! ]

[Sheng Jiang: ... my little friend who is both a teacher and a friend, a beacon on the career path, what are you thinking :)]

[Ginger: My brain is not good enough to make my hands fast, can you realize my gender before typing!Or is it because you have been single for so many years that you are so horny and thirsty that boys will not let go! ]

[Xiguang: ... what, so you just regarded me as a life mentor, you said so ambiguously, I thought you had been secretly in love with me, wronged Baba.jpg]

[Xiguang: And don't slander my personality, I won't accept any species other than you, okay! ]

[Ginger: What the hell is a species, what are you comparing me with! ]

[Xiguang: Cough, don’t worry about these little things, in short—it’s useless for you to deny it, I’ve already taken screenshots of your confession, rounded up we are certified CPs, the kind responsible for sprinkling sugar every day]

[Xiguang: Will you sprinkle sugar?No, let me teach you, come on, first type out the words on this picture. ]

[Xiguang: Husband.jpg]

[Ginger: Hanhan. ]

[Xiguang: I love you.jpg]

[Ginger: Knock you. ]

[Hee Kwang: I have loved you for a long time.jpg]

[Ginger: Which biscuit do you count. ]

[Xiguang: ... I have difficulty breathing, varicose veins, intermittent headaches, and severe secondary illness. You hold back your words and leave me alone. ]

[Your friend 'Ginger' is offline]

[Xiguang:? ? ? ]

[Xi Guang: Hello!I'm having fun with you, you really go! ]

[Xi Guang: Do you know how difficult it is for me to log into the Internet? ?If you just leave, do you take me as a life mentor seriously? ]

[Xiguang: I seriously warn you, bear biscuit, I will really be angry if you don’t go online again╰_╯]

[Xiguang: Heh, heh, ignore me, right?Okay, then I don't care about you, let's see which one of us can spend the other! ]

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[Xiguang: Are you there? ]

Jiang Jiang woke up early in the morning, and when he turned to this chat record while cooking instant noodles, he almost laughed out of his body.

He didn't stop laughing for a long time, and he was stunned by the milk-shaking cat curled up on his cock.

He kept laughing until his cheeks were sore, Jiang Jiang rubbed his face to calm down, but even so, the corners of his lips were still raised when he replied to Xiguang.

[Ginger: I was going to go to work today, so after seeing you want to be quiet last night, I went offline directly to sleep. ]

[Sheng Jiang: Tsk, now that I think about it, it’s still too early to go offline. I didn’t laugh at your wonderful self-entertainment in the first place. No matter how I think about it, I feel like I’ve lost 800 million. ]

After obediently slapping Xiguang on the face, Jiang Jiang finished eating the instant noodles in a happy mood, then got up and went to the door to put on his shoes.

When he finished dressing and raised his head, he saw Milk squatting gracefully on the floor in front of him, with his slender tail flattened docilely, and his round cat pupils fixedly looking at him.

Jiang Jiang didn't think much about it, and after telling the kitten to take good care of the house, he turned around and went out.

He confirmed the text message while walking, and then called straight to the company.

When I arrived at the entrance of the company, it was neither early nor late, it was exactly eight o'clock in the morning.

Jiang Jiang tidied up the collar of his collar, then walked into the main entrance of the company with a calm expression, and walked to the customer service at the front desk.

"Hi, I'm here to—"

Before Jiang Jiang finished speaking, the customer service hissed in amazement, and immediately interrupted him cheerfully, saying eagerly: "I know your reason for coming, don't worry, Manager Zhu has already given me instructions."

"This is your name tag. Please take the name tag and go to the tenth floor and wait for a while. When the serial number on the name tag is called, you can go in for an interview." The customer service patiently explained the process to Jiang Jiang, saying After finishing, he said softly with a blushing face: "Don't worry, this process is just a formality. The superior has already arranged it for you. You can go in and brush your face and you will be able to pass."

"……thank you."

Jiang Jiang had nothing to say, so he could only say thank you.

He left the front desk with a name tag and walked up to the elevator. When the elevator opened on the tenth floor, Jiang Jiang stepped out, and there were a dozen or twenty handsome men and women standing or standing and whispering.

?

Are the employees of this company of such high quality?

While Jiang Jiang was stunned, those who heard the elevator open and looked over subconsciously were also stunned.

The whispers, as thin as mosquitoes and flies, disappeared in an instant, and the quiet air reminded Jiang Jiang of the subtle atmosphere when he went to school and looked around before asking questions.

And just when the air was solidified and weird, the sound of the door being opened and a loud call suddenly cut through the silence.

"Number 26!"

Jiang Jiang lowered his gaze, and saw 26 clearly written on the name tag in his hand.

He raised his head, smiled politely and gently at the crowd who were still staring at him, and immediately walked towards the open door.

After entering the door, Jiang Jiang closed the door casually.

After he closed it and turned around, he saw an area in the center of the room, and at the end of the area, there was a long table with three interviewers who were sorting out the materials.

Jiang Jiang suddenly felt a little faint.

Since he graduated, he has consciously avoided dealing with strangers, and naturally he doesn't have much experience in interviews. The reason for his peaceful journey just now, apart from the factor of someone taking care of him behind him, is that he has experienced many worlds and bears down on life and death. .

But when he was really facing the examiner alone in this small and quiet room, Jiang Jiang finally couldn't help showing a little anxiety on his face.

Because he suddenly discovered that he came for an interview...but he didn't even prepare a resume.

If you don't bring a resume for the interview, it can be said that you will get a blood at the beginning, and even the initial favorability of the interviewer will be reduced.

Although none of this mattered to Jiang Jiang, he couldn't help but beat himself on the head in his heart.

— After all, it's one thing to have a back door, quite another to have a flashy surface and a pleasing decorum.

Jiang Jiang doesn't like to meet strangers, but because of some habits he developed when he was young, when he has to contact others, he always subconsciously satisfies the other person's preferences and enhances the other person's favor towards him under the circumstances that he can accept. .

So after realizing that he didn't even look good on the surface, he couldn't help being embarrassed for two seconds, and in order to avoid more chaotic rhythm later, Jiang Jiang could only suppress the embarrassment for the time being, coughed lightly, walked to the center of the empty area, stood He straightened his back and said obediently: "Hello, three teachers."

When he didn't speak, the three interviewers, two women and one man, were still lowering their heads and sorting out the resumes and documents on the table, paying no attention to him, a big living person who came in.

And when his voice fell, the three of them raised their heads in unison.

"it is good!"

The only male interviewer was the first to speak. He stared at Jiang Jiang's face with fiery eyes, and said directly excitedly: "What are you applying for? Can you sing? If you can, sing a few words first." .”

"Don't put too much pressure on it, it doesn't matter if you can't sing." The female interviewer on the left looked Jiang Jiang up and down, with an ambiguous smile on her face: "After all, your hard conditions are so superior, just hum and twist Throw a wink around your waist, and you can attract a lot of fans."

"What's your serial number?" The last one to speak was the female interviewer on the right. Like the other two, she was also observing Jiang Jiang, but her expression was very serious.

"Number 26." Jiang Jiang first answered the serious interviewer's question, and then slowly answered other people's questions: "I can't sing, I'm tone deaf, and I can't dance, I have osteoporosis."

"..." The male interviewer was stunned, and when he almost couldn't help asking 'then what would you do', his sleeve was suddenly tugged.

He was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

The female interviewer on the right looked delicate, she coughed lightly, and said in a low voice, "This is the one the higher-ups asked to take care of."

The male interviewer froze, and then suddenly turned his head to stare at Jiang Jiang. He stared at Jiang Jiang for a long time, and finally broke down grabbing his hair and saying, "We need to take care of this hardware? You have a background and don't bring such a joker." !"

Seeing him falling into autism, the other two female interviewers looked at each other and turned their heads tacitly.

The interviewer who had an ambiguous face just now straightened his face and said, "On the 26th, your qualifications are very good in all aspects. After our careful discussion just now, we all agree that you are fully qualified to join our company. "

"Ah?" Jiang Jiang was taken aback for a moment, and then asked involuntarily, "It doesn't matter if I don't know how to sing or dance? I can pass this way?"

If it's so easy...then why did these people ask so many questions just now...

The confusion on Jiang Jiang's face fell on the two interviewers, but they scared them into whispering urgently.

"He seems a little dissatisfied."

"Why? Didn't you let him pass directly?"

"Maybe there is no sense of accomplishment? After all, if you always play games with five kills and draw SSR every game, it will make people feel boring and boring."

"No way, I like to play cracked games."

"...Shut up, you. Anyway, let's quickly ask a random question. No matter what he answers, we will say that the answer is good. This makes it more difficult to be more formal, and it will definitely make him feel at ease."

"Okay, ojbk."

After discussing in a few words, the interviewer looked up calmly and said, "Of course the interview is not such a simple matter. We have approved your premise, and you are the one to answer another question."

Jiang Jiang nodded: "Okay, you ask."

The interviewer rolled his eyes and opened his mouth: "Qu Lin, do you know that? He is a big star right now. Although he has just debuted not long ago, every work since his debut is a solid performance."

"When I heard someone talk about you earlier, I also heard about your plans and dreams." The interviewer smiled gently and said encouragingly: "To be honest, before I saw you, I was very impressed with your 'three-year music scene. Chao, the goal of suppressing Qu Lin in five years is very pessimistic, but now that I really see you, I find that with your conditions, it doesn’t take five years to suppress Qu Lin, just five months—”

"boom!"

The door was slammed open, and the panicked customer service rushed in, dragging a man with ordinary facial features.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Teachers, I'm sorry. I made some mistakes in my work and gave the name tag to the wrong person." After the customer service pulled the man in in a panic, he quickly dragged Jiang Jiang out, and said at the same time: "This gentleman is 26 No, I'm very sorry, I can only ask the instructors to start the interview again!"

After she finished speaking in a panic, she dragged Jiang Jiang out the door.

The door was shut heavily, and only the three instructors in the room and No. 26, who had ordinary facial features, stared at each other silently.

The room was quiet for a while, and after a long time, there was a voice squeezed out between teeth: "I said, such a beautiful and good-looking boy, why does he need to rely on any relationship to come through the back door!"

"Uh, you came out so recklessly, is it really okay?" Jiang Jiang was held by the customer service and walked forward, and he couldn't help asking doubts.

The customer service has a bright personality, and after listening to it, he said coolly: "It's okay, my dad is a director who owns shares in the company."

"..."

Jiang Jiang had nothing to say, so she was taken to the seventeenth floor speechless, and saw an elite man.

"Are you Jiang Jiang?" The elite man said with a serious face, "I know everything about you, come with me now."

The customer service staff was curious: "Brother, where are you taking Jiang Jiang?"

The elite man had no expression on his face: "If you make a mistake and ask questions, go back to your front desk."

The customer service team lost its momentum, and went downstairs with a slumped head.

When Jiang Jiang and the elite man passed by the front desk to leave the company, she was still aggrieved and resentful.

Because of her negative teaching material, even if Jiang Jiang did not make a mistake, he was still a little cowardly and didn't ask anything, obediently in front of the mascot all the way in the car.

It wasn't until the car stopped and they stood in front of a quaint old house that the elite man said: "Your current position is the assistant to the president, and your job is to take care of the president."

"The last temporary employee was fired because he gave the president cold water. I hope you can learn a lesson and stop burdening the president." The elite man led Jiang Jiang through the heavy gate, and at the same time continued: "President's itinerary today I was supposed to go to other places to do business, but because my stomach was cold from drinking cold water, I could only recuperate at home for a few days."

"You are the personal assistant of the president, so I will bring you here directly. The old house is very quiet, and only the president and the old housekeeper live here." The elite man paused, and then reminded him without any trace: "However Two days is the birthday of the president's nephew, and they will definitely return to the old house to hold a party."

"Because the president's nephew has been wandering outside before, and has recently returned to his ancestors, they will definitely hold a grand gathering this time. It is not only to celebrate his birthday, but also to establish his identity and declare his status like others. "The elite man coughed lightly, and then his voice was no longer serious, and he said slightly calmly: "So you should pay attention these two days, don't be as reckless as my silly sister."

Jiang Jiang obediently said, "Okay, thank you."

The elite man's heart became hot, he pursed his lips, and tried to maintain a calm surface, but he couldn't help but talk more: "Except for two days of gatherings, you have to be careful, you can relax a little bit at other times. Because the president has a quiet and calm personality. , I like quietness, when I am alone in the old house, I always stay alone in the room on the second floor, and I don’t like others to go in.”

"He seldom goes downstairs, and he can't be seen all day on weekdays, but you don't want to go to his room without permission. The president hates others entering his territory. There was a temporary employee before, and it was for this reason that he was arrested." resigned."

After the elite man reminded him, he was worried that Jiang Jiang would be frightened. After hesitating for a moment, he comforted him: "You don't need to be afraid. The president will call you when he needs you, but according to my experience, the president is in the old house When I was in the house, I would stay in the room for a long time, basically not--President, CEO!"

Before the elite man finished speaking, he took a glance from the corner of the eye and saw a pale and handsome man standing at the height of the stairs looming in the darkness.

The author has something to say: heart.

People who eat melons (showing a perverted smile): I really want to watch the scene where Bai Hang and Jiang Jiang have sex in the garden on the day of the party, and then they are all watched quietly by the second master Zuo upstairs.

reality.

Socialist/Reviewer: Are you there?

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Desire to Survive: Don’t think about it, it’s just for viewing flowers (狗头)

感谢在2020-01-2821:00:49~2020-01-2921:56:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Su 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 58 bottles of Xinzhu Nanyun; 15 bottles of Siqi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!