It's really hard to be a scumbag

The system never expected that the crisis would not only come from inside and outside, but it would also suddenly come out from the corners, stabbing himself in the back when he was caught off guard.

To be honest, life like this is too difficult, right?

Why does it seem like the whole world is stumbling his way of chasing his wife!

The system was sad and indignant, but still had to cheer up. He stretched out Erkang's hand to light up his eyes, and Jiang Jiang, who was obviously excited, shouted [Can't practice! 】

Jiang Jiang was taken aback by his sudden voice, and asked in confusion [Why can't you practice? 】

The system was stuck for two seconds, then turned on the CPU urgently, and within minutes an excuse came up [you practiced this thing, what should you do when you return to reality in the future?In reality, apart from Bai Hang, your crush, you also have friends and relatives, right? 】

[Practicing this exercise now can indeed alleviate the urgent need, but when you go back in the future, you can only have feelings for Bai Hang, and you can no longer accept and repay the emotions conveyed by relatives and friends] The system said earnestly [Do you think this is okay?] ? 】

Jiang Jiang hesitated.

The system hastened to speak [and after so many worlds of your efforts, Baihang's original value is close to full value, you will do one or two tasks in the future, he will no longer be rejected by the world, in this way, you will not be rejected can be completely liberated from these endless small worlds, and go back to my hometown for the New Year】

[Anyway, there are not many days to endure, you are practicing this exercise now, isn't the gain outweigh the loss? 】When the system racked its brains to persuade Jiang Jiang, seeing him hesitant and tangled from the corner of the eye, he couldn't help cheering up and persuading him more sincerely 【Think about your sand sculpture netizen and life mentor Sheng Hengxi. When I first wrote a book years ago, I have been with you and guided you, and I have cultivated you into the current Dianwang master. Don’t you want to thank him sincerely for repaying him? 】

[There are also your relatives, father and mother, who have adopted you for so many years, and treat you as a daughter-in-law, bah, as a real son. Don't you feel grateful to them and don't repay them? 】

After the system finished speaking in one breath, it was heartbroken and emphasized again [In short, this thing cannot be practiced! 】

[...It sounds serious...] Jiang Jiang muttered a few words, and then couldn't help but ask doubts [But who is Sheng Hengxi you just mentioned? 】

[? 】The system is stunned for a moment【It's the master author of Dianjin.com, 'Xiguang', a netizen you've known for five years, who was going to surprise you some time ago and ended up with a dog belt—the one who brought you the wrong one, and then went back again]

The system was so good that it didn't slip the tongue. Fortunately, it was a critical moment, and after he reacted, he pulled the point away in time.

However, what he said was so blunt that Jiang Jiang's face was wrinkled, and his eyes were full of 'what are you talking about'.

[Which dog is wrong?Xiguang doesn't have a dog. Did you make a mistake? ] Jiang Jiang is very inexplicable.

The system firmly said [I'm not mistaken, Sheng Hengxi is Xiguang, you have to trust me as a system's most basic information investigation! 】

Jiang Jiang glanced at him [I only know that it is immoral for you to investigate other people's private information without their permission. 】

The system vented its momentum, and softly defended [I'm just investigating superficial information...and if I don't investigate, how would I know about your relationship with him? 】

[What relationship can I have with him, isn't it just a close friend who has known each other for many years] Jiang Jiang frowned after finishing speaking [Actually, you don't need to say, I wanted to see him two years ago to thank him for his help, it's a pity It was because he was very busy at that time, and he couldn't spare time at all, so the matter of Mian Ji was left alone]

The system coughed lightly, and then said without changing expression [It's okay, just ask him again later, I believe that if you have your heart in it, he won't mind meeting you whenever you want - provided that your heart is in your heart and you really want to Thank him, instead of holding the mentality of repaying love after practicing this ghost skill! 】

[...Although what you said is very reasonable, why do I feel that you don't want me to practice very strongly, even more nervous than me as the client? ] Jiang Jiang looked at the system suspiciously, and tentatively said [Could there be any unknown side effects of this exercise? 】

The system paused, and after he was silent for a moment, he spoke slowly in a deep tone [Since you found out, I'll just say it... that's right!This exercise is not as simple as it appears on the surface, but it actually has a fatal side effect]

[This side effect is, it is...] The system faltered and turned his brain desperately to find an excuse, but when his CPU was gradually heating up, the temperature was getting higher and higher, and it was about to explode, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he typed Snap your fingers and say [The side effect is that if you want to practice this skill, you must first come out of the palace! 】

Jiang Jiang's back felt cold, and he couldn't help but put his straight legs together, and his eyes became horrified when he looked at the exercises in front of him.

He swallowed his saliva, lost the intention of accepting the exercise, and even took a step back silently, and then said with a dry smile: "Senior, I appreciate your kindness, but I feel that the body, hair and skin are affected by parents, boys How can you be a boy if you don’t have some small parts, right...so you put away this exercise, and I don’t need it.”

The old man didn't understand all Jiang Jiang's words, but he heard Jiang Jiang's euphemistic refusal.

The old man was not angry, but persuaded again: "If you don't want to do it now, you can accept the exercises first. If you are not stable in the future, you can directly take it out to cultivate a layer to suppress the inner demons."

"And it's useless to keep these things in the old man." He said in a free and easy tone: "But with you, not only can it help you, but it may also help other people in the future."

Jiang Jiang was taken aback, and subconsciously asked: "Senior, can girls practice your technique?"

The old man raised his eyebrows, and said as a matter of course: "Of course, and ruthlessly cut off love. Compared with men, women may be more suitable."

Jiang Jiang thought for a while about the "self-government" mentioned by the system, and couldn't help but agree deeply: "Yes, girls are obviously more suitable."

After he figured it out, he accepted the exercises without any excuses.

Seeing that he accepted it, the old man felt very relieved, and said with a light smile, "I am really happy to be able to relieve my little friend's worries. It's just that staying in the inheritance for a long time is not good for you after all. If you have nothing else to do, you can go back Take a rest."

Jiang Jiang nodded obediently: "Thank you senior, this junior wanted to say goodbye to you, but never expected to receive your favor again."

The old man laughed: "The old man was a master when he was still in the secular world, and he specialized in teaching others. Then one day he happened to go to the back mountain, and after being instructed by a peerless fairy god to become a practitioner, he no longer had the ability to explain people's doubts." Opportunity, I have always expressed deep regret. Now that I can, but I wish to be my master again, it should be the old man thanking my little friend."

Jiang Jiang listened with admiration for what he said.

Only the system with its ears pricked up was stunned, and after a moment of trance, hesitantly began to search in the background.

He pulled the timeline of this world forward for a long time, until hundreds of years ago, the day the old man said he accidentally entered the back mountain.

That day was a cloudy and rainy day, the light rain kept falling, the back mountain was dark, and the gloomy sky turned morning into night.

The old man was a young man at that time. His family was poor and he had a seriously ill mother. Even teaching could not make ends meet. Therefore, in such a dangerous rainy day, he went to the back mountain to chop firewood and catch game in the trap.

In the backstage scene, the young man was struggling to walk on a muddy mountain. When he was not paying attention, he slipped and fell to the ground, his face covered in mud.

And when he was in a panic, a pair of snow-white auspicious cloud pattern silk boots suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

Seeing this, the system's expression tightened, and it couldn't help but move closer to the screen, watching it without blinking.

Under his gaze, the young man in the picture was stunned and raised his head in confusion. When he saw the person in front of him clearly, the young man suddenly shrank his pupils and his face was dull.

Because in front of him, there appeared a fairy who did not seem to exist in the secular world.

The other party was clearly standing on the muddy ground, but it seemed as if he was standing in the void, and there was no trace of mud on his snow-white and clean boots.

The same is true of his clothes, the coiled cloud pattern embroidered on the hem is clear and vivid, without any filth.

As for his appearance, it is even more amazing, gathering the spiritual energy of all things, so gorgeous that it forced a hole in the gloomy and gloomy sky, letting out a bit of spring.

The only fly in the ointment is that his expression is cold.

The system closed its eyes with complicated emotions.

However, even with his eyes closed, that figure was still lingering in his mind - as well as the other party's lifeless transparent eyes, and the delicate face like a puppet.

Thinking of this, the system suddenly opened his eyes, and after turning off the background screen, he stumbled out of consciousness as if looking for the light on which to live, and entered the reality where Jiang Jiang existed.

Just as Jiang Jiang withdrew from the inheritance, he was staring at the exercises with a serious expression and a tense face. Just when he was hesitating to open it and have a look, the system suddenly rushed out and hugged him.

"?" Jiang Jiang showed confusion on his face. He hesitated for a while, stretched out his hand and gently stroked the back of the system, which was obviously in a wrong mood, and said softly at the same time: "What's the matter, baby, did you get bullied by someone? Or the program crashed the brain Is there a bug in the short circuit?"

The white mist-like system hugged him tightly, like a prisoner in the abyss, holding on to the glimmer of light, and like a fanatical believer who was on the verge of panic and despair, seeking the mercy of the god he had always believed in.

Jiang Jiang didn't know what the system was thinking, and he couldn't guess what the adolescent system would think.

He can only feel that the other party is in extreme anxiety and negativity, as if all the negative emotions that have been suppressed have collapsed, and it seems that what he has done without fear of difficulties and obstacles has even led him to doubt and deny himself in the end.

This emotion, which is common in modern social animals, shouldn't appear in the system, but when Jiang Jiang was confused, it was so clearly overflowing in the system.

It's kind of weird, and kind of spooky.

More is unknown.

Could it be that the headquarters will also squeeze employees to engage in 996?

... No, the system seems to be one person, one computer, online 24 hours a day, and there is no holiday 365 days a year.

Jiang Jiang was startled.

It's not that he doesn't know, but he was taken aback. He didn't realize that the industry of the system is so harsh until now!

Thinking about it this way, Jiang Jiang instantly understood the reason for the system's emotional collapse. He touched the system's bald head with distress, and at the same time secretly made a resolution in his heart-the system will not be followed in the next world, and he will be released. During the long vacation, let him rest and adjust his body and mind.

The author has something to say: Jiang Jiang: Give the system a break, since he is usually useless anyway.

System: ...Using the vacation time to work overtime desperately, and then give my wife a surprise :-D

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I finished writing at nine o'clock today!Is it faster than yesterday!Expansion.jpg

Well, after swelling, go to dinner_(:з」∠)_