It's really hard to be a scumbag

Caught off guard, Jiang Jiang was still a little dazed when Feng Shaoguang pushed her down from behind.

He moved his wrist, which was firmly clasped on the bed, and said angrily, "Can't you understand human language?"

Feng Shaoguang separated him with one leg, bowed his head and chuckled softly: "I really don't understand what madam means, this is obviously my room, madam is also my wife, if you want to rest, shouldn't you let me rest with you?"

"Of course you shouldn't. Get out of the way and don't touch me." Jiang Jiang tried his best to align his legs while repeating his tricks. However, he tried several times, but under Feng Shaoguang's interference, he was forced to open more thorough.

Feng Shaoguang didn't care about his struggle, and after holding him down lightly, he asked non-stop: "We are Taoist couples who are going to get married soon, and if you don't want to be touched by me, how about you?" Why are you still intimate with outsiders? And why do you inquire about other people's news?"

"Aren't you..." Feng Shaoguang pursed his lips, his knuckles sank deeply into the alley, and at the same time said in an aggrieved tone: "Don't you like me?"

Jiang Jiang was so stimulated by him that he jumped up like a stranded fish, then took two quick breaths, and said with a headache: "I don't, I don't, I like you so much, trust me baby!"

Feng Shaoguang paused, hesitantly said with reddish ears: "You really like me the most?"

He asked nervously, and his hands stopped moving for a while, Jiang Jiang calmly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said, "Of course it's true, I swear!"

Feng Shaoguang was still a little suspicious: "Then why do you care so much about Lin Xian? Just because you met him once and got help?"

Jiang Jiang's face was full of confusion: "Isn't this reason enough?"

Feng Shaoguang snorted coldly: "Not enough, you pay so much attention to him, you must have an unclear relationship with him!"

...Are all men in love so accurate in their intuition?

Jiang Jiang was startled.

He waved his hands again and again, and immediately denied it unreasonably, "Don't make trouble for no reason, he and I are just ordinary friends, if you don't like it, at worst, I won't see him in the future."

Feng Shaoguang was startled: "Really?"

Jiang Jiang nodded without changing his face: "Of course it is true. I love you so much, how can I be willing to lie to you, baby."

Feng Shao froze, and the unkindness on his face melted like ice and snow, and joy appeared in his eyes.

He couldn't help approaching Jiang Jiang and said, "I don't like Ye Fan, except for Lin Xian."

Jiang Jiang stepped back quietly, and said with a serious face, "I won't see Ye Fan again."

Feng Shaoguang curled his lips, looked at Jiang Jiang expectantly and said, "There are Yazun, Gufenglou, Fu's family, and Yin's family."

Jiang Jiang was quite speechless at his hint: "Just tell me who I can see."

Feng Shaoguang thought for a while, then raised his eyes, and said stubbornly: "You can only see me in your eyes."

"...Ha ha." Jiang Jiang laughed dryly.

Feng Shaoguang's calm expression suddenly changed, and he said in a dangerous tone: "You don't want to? You were just—"

His words stopped abruptly, and all the rest of the content was cut off in this sudden kiss.

After the kiss was over, Feng Shaoguang was stunned. He watched Jiang Jiang move his lips, as if he was about to speak.

Jiang Jiang didn't give him a chance to speak, and took the first step to hold his face, and said affectionately: "Don't talk, kiss me."

Feng Shaoguang's body was stiff for a long time before he suddenly came back to his senses. He pushed Jiang Jiang back with one hand, and then lowered his head fiercely like a hunter treating his prey.

He tightly gripped Jiang Jiang's waist, and he didn't have the heart to bother about trivial matters such as Lin Xian and Ye Fan.

I tossed and tossed for a long time on the No.13 floor.

By the time the system was freed from the background, white light had already floated on the sky, but the room hadn't stopped.

The system watched silently for a while, and finally turned on the recording. After pointing the camera at Jiang Jiang, whose hands were soft and his waist was soft and his eyelashes were full of tears, he was content to continue working.

However, as soon as he took two steps, he stepped on the book on the ground.

Surprised, the system picked up the book, and when he looked at the cover, he saw a few large characters written on it - "Eighteen Styles of a Scumbag".

The system froze for a moment, and opened the first page.

[The first formula: scumbags, remember that the trick recommended by the author is when coaxing the object-there is no problem that the combination of 'I love you + kiss her' can't solve!Everyone must remember, put honey on the small mouth, kiss when you should, don't be soft-hearted, kiss her as soon as the object is entangled, kiss her as soon as the object opens the mouth, no matter what the object does, you don't care about it. , my dear, when her brain was hypoxic and she was confused and completely forgot what she wanted to say earlier, scumbags, we won! ]

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The system raised his eyebrows, his eyes moved away from the book, and fell outside.

On the bed outside, the person who honestly practiced according to the knowledge in the book had disheveled hair, powdered cheeks and out-of-focus eyes. It was obvious that he had fallen into a state of hypoxia and daze in the brain as mentioned at the end of the book.

The system put the book away a little funny and helpless.

He was worried that if he didn't put it away, based on Jiang Jiang's current practice results, Jiang Jiang would probably come back and tear up the book after he woke up.

His guess was right.

The first thing Jiang Jiang did after waking up was to rummage through the space aggressively.

[Spicy Chicken Broken Book] He said angrily [I clearly practiced according to the above tutorial, how come in the end Feng Shaoguang not only didn't calm down, but also lost his anger on me? 】

The system silently said [Maybe it's because you kissed so well that you couldn't hold back the anger of his kiss]

Jiang Jiang was dissatisfied [Impossible, I didn't even stick out my tongue]

The system pondered and said [Is there something in the book that tells you not to stick out your tongue? 】

Jiang Jiang froze for a moment [it seems...not]

The system nodded calmly [Then you stretch it next time, maybe after you finish stretching, Feng Shaoguang will obediently extinguish the fire just like it is written in the book]

Jiang Jiang always felt that something was wrong, but he heard that what the system said made sense. Maybe the reason why he overturned this time was because he failed to practice the written knowledge well?

Jiang Jiang left the space suspiciously, he was so obsessed with his tongue that he completely forgot about tearing up the book.

After he was entangled again by Feng Shaoguang and stuck out his little tongue, he had no chance to make trouble in the space, and until the eve of the ceremony, he was still tossed and couldn't get out of bed.

It wasn't until Chuyang on the day of the grand ceremony broke through the darkness and spread the light to the world that Feng Shaoguang kissed the tip of Jiang Jiang's nose and let him go temporarily.

The system quickly put away the achievements of these days, put three G resources into the 'learning materials 2' in the background, and then went to the mall to buy a bunch of potions to replenish physical strength.

When Jiang Jiang woke up from exhaustion, Feng Shaoguang was no longer by his side.

He rubbed his eyes sleepily, and after barely sitting upright, he took the potion handed over by the system, drank two sips and circulated the holy light in his body, only then did he feel that his scrapped body had regained its vitality.

Jiang Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to speak to the system when he heard a maid's voice outside the door.

"Madam, your clothes have been brought, do you want to change them now?"

Jiang Jiang was surprised: "It's so early...forget it, just bring it in."

The maid responded outside, then opened the door and came in.

The clothes they took were only Jiang Jiang's own, so that Jiang Jiang didn't realize this until after serving Jiang Jiang to put them on: "Why is it only mine, and your city lord's?"

The maid bowed and said with an unchanged smile: "Young master has changed his clothes, and now he is waiting for madam in the center of the city."

Jiang Jiang was speechless: "Your city lord is really active."

The maids laughed softly, and Jiang Jiang, who was laughing, realized something was wrong after a while.

He coughed lightly in embarrassment, and said solemnly: "The clothes are finished, what else do you need to do?"

The maid shook her head: "No more, Madam just follow me downstairs now."

She turned first.

Jiang Jiang followed her pace.

Under the gaze and congratulations of the girls on the tenth floor of the flower building, Jiang Jiang walked to the bottom floor with her hair full of petals, and then left the flower building.

The carriage was already prepared outside Hualou, and the maid stepped forward and opened the curtain, signaling Jiang Jiang to go up.

Jiang Jiang glanced at the carriage wrapped in red silk, then at the snorting horse beside him, and finally lifted his clothes and jumped on the horse.

He has a chic posture, and after getting on the horse easily, the steed is also very face-saving, and gave a long "Yo" affectionately, and then took crisp steps and ran forward on the street.

The street had already been cleared out of no one's land, so Jiang Jiang went all the way unimpeded, just riding his horse forward at a fast pace.

He was holding the reins, his waist was long, and his bright red clothes were fluttering in the air, making people afraid to look directly at him for a while, and people who were hooked couldn't help but look at him.

Jiang Jiang was seen as a habit, so he didn't care about the eyes staring at him from the side of the street, and only focused on his eyes.

After he noticed that the horse's hooves had slowed down, he raised his head and looked not far in front of him.

The place not far away is obviously the center of Kongchan City, what was originally placed there is no longer known, and now there are only tables of banquets.

The banquet is scattered around the high platform, which is decorated with bright red silk, and a huge Chinese character "囍" is wrapped around the screen.And above the high platform, there are countless rows of red silk, entangled into various designs and colors.

At a glance, the eyes are full of festive red.

It just doesn't look like getting married, but more like Chinese New Year.

Jiang Jiang slandered a few words in his heart, then got off his horse and walked over there.

A lot of people were already seated at the banquet, Jiang Jiang walked all the way, and saw Fu Yuning and Yin Ze facing each other at the table on the left, Fu Fan beside them was looking down at the wine glass indifferently .

On the table on the right, Fu Yangsheng held a glass of wine with Feng Shaoguang. He had a sincere smile on his face and seemed to be still saying congratulations.

Jiang Jiang didn't know the rest of the people at the table, but they were all smiling and beaming, as if they were the ones getting married today.

After looking around, Jiang Jiang looked away.

——Sure enough, Ye Fan is not here.

He didn't know where Ye Fan had gone, but the other party's posture of making trouble was obvious.

Since Ye Fan mentioned snatching a marriage a few days ago, Jiang Jiang has been mentally prepared for what might happen today, so he didn't panic when he didn't see Ye Fan, and continued to move forward calmly. .

After all, to him, the success or failure of today's marriage is a trivial matter.

Because no matter whether Ye Fan can successfully take him away, he can't leave alone and go to Taiqingzong to find someone.

Under such circumstances, Jiang Jiang didn't have the slightest expectation for the upcoming troubles, and just walked towards the high platform calmly.

As soon as he went up, Feng Shaoguang, who was drinking with Fu Yangsheng, saw him.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Jiang would come so soon, Feng Shaoguang was taken aback for a moment, then quickly put down his wine glass, stepped forward, took Jiang Jiang's wrist and said with a smile: "You came so early, you are looking forward to the big ceremony later like me ?"

"But no matter how much we look forward to, we still have to follow the process." Feng Shaoguang bowed his head under Jiang Jiang's disgusted gaze, kissed his fingers, and then continued to smile: "Since the ceremony has not yet begun, I will Let me show you my old friend first."

Jiang Jiang raised his eyebrows, and before he could say anything, Feng Shaoguang pulled him to the banquet where Fu Yangsheng was.

At the banquet, Fu Yangsheng had been paying attention to their movements since Feng Shaoguang's sudden departure. When he saw them coming over, he immediately poured three glasses of wine.

After pouring it, he picked up a glass of wine, then raised his head, looked at Feng Shaoguang who happened to be standing in front of him at this moment, and said: "Brother Feng and Madam are happy, I will toast here first."

He raised his head gracefully and calmly, and after drinking in one gulp, he put down the empty cup, smiled lightly and looked away from Feng Shaoguang, and turned to look at Jiang Jiang.

The author has something to say: the most exciting thing is to rush to the limit...

You don’t have to wait for the second update, it should be written very late (maybe even cooing because it’s too late_(:з」∠)_)

感谢在2020-01-1122:47:41~2020-01-1221:58:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the shallow water bomb: My Tam does not swallow waste 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: My Tam does not swallow waste 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of watermelon sanmao per catty; 5 bottles of Jia Yiyi;

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