It's really hard to be a scumbag

The mute girl's expression was cold, and she looked at it with a bit of caution. Jiang Jiang was startled, and couldn't help but quickly explained: "That's unnecessary, the grandparents kindly understand the grandchildren, but the patriarchs don't know it. My wonderful spiritual root Picky eaters, ordinary people's nutrient solution, it tastes fresh and gets tired of it, only, only the nutrient solution of my senior brother Lin Xian, it is very interested, and it can still greatly improve its cultivation after tasting it many times."

Jiang Jiang paused when he said this, then coughed lightly, held back his shame and continued sincerely: "So if the patriarch has nothing to do with my spiritual root, there is no need to arrange for me to be a candidate for dual cultivation."

He spoke very seriously, but after listening to the mute, he only grasped one important point: "The groping is so clear, how many people's nutrient solution have you tasted?!"

The mute was furious, causing Jiang Jiang's face to be covered with white paper. Fortunately, he stepped back tactically in time, avoiding the covered face, and at the same time, he could see the words on the paper clearly.

However, the tone of the handwriting was different. After reading it, Jiang Jiang still couldn't figure out what the dumb words meant between the lines. He was not sure whether the other party was shocked or praised or reprimanded angrily, so he thought about it, and then blinked from the top of the white paper With blinking eyes, she said innocently, obediently and honestly: "Just one, two, three, four... one."

The mute's face was as black as ink in an instant, and his chest heaved and fluctuated for a while, obviously he was very angry.

Jiang Jiang took a quick look and saw that the mute was very dissatisfied with the number of his friends, so he didn't dare to bully the old woman who was hundreds of years old. At the same time, he immediately approached the mute, stretched out his hand to the mute and said: Don't be annoyed, grandchildren don't dare anymore, calm down and don't get too angry."

After he gave the mute a few strokes, the mute suddenly came back to his senses and grabbed his hand.

Jiang Jiang didn't understand what was wrong, he just looked at the mute blankly, wondering why the other party was holding him.

The mute and him looked at each other, and after confirming that he was really unresponsive, he couldn't help but relax, and then he pulled his hand down as if nothing had happened, and then he wrote by himself: "If you dare to find other people behind my back in the future Man, don't blame me for not sympathizing with you, and punish you with the Shao family's ancestor's instruction!"

Jiang Jiang wanted to step on it and ask what kind of punishment there would be, but the dumb man's face was stern and his eyes were ruthless, and his subordinates were even sharper, so he had this thought and didn't have the courage to ask come out.

After several hesitation, Jiang Jiang skillfully put on a Congxin posture, and said honestly: "Don't worry, Patriarch, I will definitely not turn my back on you next time."

The mute's face softened slightly, and when he was about to nod, he frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

He chewed Jiang Jiang's words again, and when he realized it, he became a puffer fish again: "Do you still want to have a next time?!"

"Ah?" Jiang Jiang was stunned, and it took him half a beat to understand, and immediately waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, no more."

His promise was empty and powerless, and it was impossible to extinguish the furious dumb. People who get angry are often irrational, and the dumb is like this. At this moment, he suddenly stood up, writing a few lines on the white paper in the sky, He put the paper on Jiang Jiang's bed, then walked away angrily.

After her figure disappeared, Jiang Jiang crawled out from the inside of the bed. He picked up the paper, lowered his head and saw scrawled on it: "Lin Xian is on the first peak, even if you want to double cultivate with him in a short time You have no choice, so I will still arrange other candidates for dual cultivation for you. And the person I choose for you will definitely be cleaner and stronger than the one you find, so in the future without my permission, you are not allowed to have sex with wild men outside Good luck!"

After Jiang Jiang glanced at it, he couldn't help but gasped 【What does the patriarch mean by this? He just angrily said that there will be no next time, but this time he turned his head and persistently arranged for me, it is clear and clear】

[He said there will be no next time, he should not let you go to find wild flowers again] The system analyzed.

Jiang Jiang couldn't help complaining [Is there a difference?Except for the senior brother, the wild flowers are not all the bagasse that Lingen spits out after eating. 】

【…Your words not only rhyme, but also make sense】

Jiang Jiang smiled when he was praised [Really?It seems that I have a talent for singing and dancing rap]

The system nodded in agreement, then turned around and edited an internal text message in the background.

Not long after he sent the text message, he received a reply.

[Zhuang Luan: Does he want to go to the entertainment industry in the next world? ]

[408: Yes, he said he is very good at singing and dancing rap]

[Zhuang Luan: But there is no S-level entertainment mission of singing and dancing on the mission list, only the mission line of actor]

The system thought for a while, then looked up at Jiang Jiang who had already left his room and came to Zhuang Hui's room. At this moment, he was swallowing the blood tonic, and then clumsily fed it to Zhuang Hui [Jiang Jiang, can you act? 】

Jiang Jiang didn't have time to talk, so he asked directly in his mind [What do you think?I'm a professional actor!Playing slag Gong for 800 years, never fuck, bah, never miss]

The system obediently nodded, said yes, and then knocked on the backstage for a reply.

[408: I inquired on the sidelines, and found that he is also very confident in his acting skills, and it’s not a problem if he wants to walk the actor line]

[Zhuang Luan: Okay, I see]

After finishing the daily task of feeding medicine, Jiang Jiang walked out of Zhuang Hui's room. Before he could figure out where he was going to hang out, he was caught by the mute walking towards him.

The dumb face was as sinking as water, and her face was like the unhappy look of a relative visiting. Not only did she succeed in dispelling Jiang Jiang's desire to greet her cordially, but she also didn't dare to struggle or squeak when she was hugged by her waist.

After being carried all the way back to her room and put on the bed, and seeing her take out a white silk in her hand, Jiang Jiang finally couldn't help but said, "Mute girl, you are going to send me on my way!" the meaning of?"

The mute glanced at him huddled in the bed, raised his pen and said, "I've already picked out a suitable candidate for dual cultivation, and I'll bring him in after you blindfold."

Jiang Jiang was shocked: "Fuck! Isn't this speed too fast? Even a flash marriage is not so fast!"

The dumb eyes were gloomy, and his expression was heavy: "Because your current cultivation base is really too low, it's okay that we haven't been noticed by the head of the sect and the people of the demon world at this time. Once we are caught with any clues, we will face endless pursuit. , I will still be able to escape at that time, but if you are not careful, you will die at the hands of the enemy."

"So even if this is not my intention, I will improve your cultivation as soon as possible." The dumb man lowered his eyes: "Compared to the life crisis you may encounter, those contacts... are trivial things, don't be ashamed Annoyed, I'm not a pedantic person, and I don't mind you doing this kind of... thing."

It was difficult for her to say a word, and she felt a pain in her heart. Apart from the pain, there was also a strong and fierce jealousy that almost tore all her sanity to pieces.

However, Jiang Jiang on the other side didn't know what was surging under the mute's calm body at all. At this moment, his mind was full of question marks, and all he could think about was - did you hear that you were speaking in human language?

Of course you don't mind it, it's not you who got hit by the sun!

He slandered rather disrespectfully, but at the same time, he also knew that the mute was thinking about his own life, so after struggling for a while, he said lazily: "I know, but Patriarch, I have a little bit of a desire to be serious. I would like to reiterate inactively, that is, with the picky eater level of my spiritual root, I may have to attack three thousand in order to cultivate to your rank."

The dumb face darkened: "You still want the harem three thousand?!"

"...Don't always focus on the wrong things!" Jiang Jiang bent forward in frustration: "What I mean is, I don't want to doi with those one-time tool people!"

The dumb expression eased: "You don't need to worry about that, the person I selected for you has a high level of cultivation and sufficient yang energy, and he will definitely be able to withstand your repeated harvesting."

Jiang Jiang despaired: "It's not a matter of yang or not. My spiritual root is really rare. It's picky eaters and only eats the strong, but it can have it if I get close to anyone." appetite!"

The mute nodded calmly: "In this way, the possibility of you and that person's dual cultivation will be even greater."

"..." Jiang Jiang knelt down, and he found that he couldn't shake his stubborn dumb, so he could only say weakly: "It's alright, just be happy, picking up the bowl to eat and putting down the bowl to scold your mother is not in line with the spirit of socialism, so I am honest The party members who eat are at your disposal."

The mute was silent for a long while before slowly writing: "I'm not happy."

After he finished writing, he tore off the piece of paper before Jiang Jiang raised his head, then stood up as if nothing had happened, and approached Jiang Jiang with the white gauze.

Jiang Jiang raised his head when he heard the voice, and saw the mute with a gloomy face, holding a white gauze in his hand. He suddenly remembered what the mute said before to blindfold him, and he couldn't help but quickly asked: "Ms. My eyes?"

The mute stared fiercely: "Why, who do you still want to meet with you? Then go to patronize his business after you have fun?"

"Uh, that's not true, it's just that I haven't been deceived before, so it's a little bit-wait?!" Jiang Jiang Huarong turned pale: "Patriarch, what do you mean by patronizing business? No wonder the strong man you carefully prepared for me is engaged in dishonest business. professional staff?"

The mute murmured a little: "He looks unscrupulous and frivolous, but as a high-ranking monk, he is obsessed with ordinary pleasures. He is keen on delicious food, beauty and sex, and loves to spend time in gentle places. But don't worry, he is a serious man."

Jiang Jiang listened with a look of WTF.

He said in a daze, "Although the Chinese civilization is extensive and profound, I have long understood it, but I am sorry that I still don't understand what you said."

The mute explained to him calmly: "I mean, he drank and played as a puppet, but he is a good man."

"..." Jiang Jiang couldn't help but asked further: "What's so good about him?"

The mute thought for a while: "Fortunately, he has lived for hundreds of years, and he is still a virgin."

Jiang Jiang was silent, not only did he not feel the "good" in the mute's mouth, but he felt sincere pity for this duck, oh no, he is a good man.

——What kind of ruthless harmonious society is it that allows a duck to live for hundreds of years without being able to sell itself.

"It's enough for you to know about his affairs." The mute knocked the god Jiang Jiang away with a little unswerving, and then continued to write: "You must remember that you and him are just a dewy marriage. If you are comfortable serving him, you will have the desire to be with him."

Jiang Jiang clutched his forehead that was knocked, and promised firmly: "Patriarch, you can rest assured, I don't like to eat duck."

The author has something to say: In view of the fact that many cuties think that the mute will fight in person, here I want to explain it seriously and hahaha—the mute currently believes that Jiang Jiang is related to him by blood. Under various restrictions and factors, he He would no longer be unscrupulous towards Jiang Jiang.

As an elder and relative, he can't drag Jiang Jiang into eternal doom because of his selfish desires, so unless Jiang Jiang takes the initiative to confess to him, he will not hesitate to step over that hurdle, and he himself will not take the initiative to talk to Jiang Jiang again. substantive relationship.

PS: Although he really wants, really wants, really wants (say important things three times)

感谢在2020-01-0421:53:21~2020-01-0522:00:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: L Qin Q Cuan Jiu 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 24 bottles of L Qin Q Cuan Jiu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!