It's really hard to be a scumbag
Chapter 240 3.10
With the icy sword at his throat, the man's thoughts turned sharply, and he realized that when Jiang Jiang turned his back to him just now, it must not be a small shovel, but a long sword that was being pulled out of the space ring.
Thinking of being tricked by Jiang Jiang again, the man couldn't help feeling depressed.
Jiang Jiang didn't know what he was thinking, but saw that he was a little distracted, so he deliberately pressed down on the long sword, and after pressing out a very thin line of blood from the man's throat, Fang said solemnly and deeply: "Meet you again."
The man was startled, and couldn't help but say, "Did you recognize me?"
Jiang Jiang said without changing his expression, "Of course, I knew it was you the first time I saw you."
The man's face changed for a long time, and he finally exhaled: "It turns out that you have been acting just now. You are really good at acting, and even deceived me."
Jiang Jiang quoted him calmly: "I'm sorry, if you hadn't thought of cheating to assassinate me in advance, I wouldn't have followed suit."
The man moved his lips, as if he wanted to say something subconsciously, but he reacted in an instant, and changed his words bluntly: "I didn't mean to hurt you."
Jiang Jiang glanced at the spell in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you think I'm blind?"
The man followed his gaze to look at his hand, and seeing that he was still holding the charm, he flipped the charm over, pointing to the 'sleep' on it, and said: "This is a charm that makes people sleepy, not killing people." The kind of Thunder and Earth Fire Talisman."
Jiang Jiang looked suspicious, showing his disbelief.
The man sighed, and said helplessly: "I really didn't want to hurt you. If nothing else, you let me go in the horror world last time. I'm not someone who will repay favors, even if our camps are against each other."
World of horror?
Opposing factions?
Jiang Jiang pondered for a while, then suddenly opened his eyes wide, and said in surprise, "You are Lin Zun?!"
……
…………
Lin Zun's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you recognize me? Huh?"
Jiang Jiang blinked, blinked again, and finally showed an innocent look: "Ah, I fooled you."
He said leisurely: "I didn't expect that your real identity would be revealed by a single deception. You are so innocent."
Lin Zun got angry.
He is simple?
He traversed three thousand worlds, with blood on his hands, killed countless people, and overthrew thousands of dynasties with his scheming and machinations. In the end, there would be such a day that he would be called innocent?
Lin Zun stared at Jiang Jiang, gritted his teeth and said, "You are the first to say that I am simple."
Jiang Jiang wasn't afraid at all, and even thought about it: "Why, did you attract the attention of your domineering president?"
Lin Zun is a straight man who doesn't understand memes.
So he nodded honestly: "You'd better hold the sword steady, otherwise after I break free, the first thing I will do is to kill you—"
In the middle of his speech, he suddenly stopped meaningfully.
Jiang Jiang, a patient with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, raised his eyebrows, his heart was itching like a cat scratching, wishing he could pinch Lin Zun's neck and force him to finish talking.
"What are you going to do with me?" Jiang Jiang finally couldn't hold back, and snorted coldly: "You want to kill me? Your own life is in my hands, and you dare to speak harshly now, I think you want to kill me?" Eat farts."
Lin Zun pursed his lips: "That's not necessarily true, maybe I—"
He broke off in the middle of the conversation, and Jiang Jiang was so angry that he heard the physical discomfort, and said, "Are you an eunuch? What about the next sentence?"
Just as Jiang Jiang finished speaking, he suddenly felt a numbness in his wrist.
He immediately came back to his senses, but he was helpless.
In the blink of an eye, Lin Zun and his position changed completely. Just now, he was a hunter who was able to control the initiative with ease, but now he became a prey who was embarrassed and suppressed.
Lin Zun pressed him to keep him from moving, and said slowly, "Why are you so misbehaving? Didn't I tell you to hold the sword more firmly?"
Jiang Jiang raised his head and glared at him: "If you hit my wrist with your elbow, no matter how steady I hold it, it won't help!"
Lin Zun nodded seriously: "You're right, it's my fault. Come on, let me see if your wrist is hurt."
Jiang Jiang didn't want to show him, but Mao Luopingyang was bullied by dogs.
Lin Zun grabbed his arm firmly, and after carefully watching Jiang Jiang's vigorous and eager to scratch his wrist, he nodded in satisfaction: "I expected it right, the strength is just enough to knock down the long sword without hurting you .”
Jiang Jiang snorted angrily, and turned his head away to ignore him.
Lin Zun didn't take it seriously, rubbed his wrist for a while, and then said with a smile: "Didn't you want to know just now, what is the first thing I will do after I break free?"
Jiang Jiang looked at him vigilantly, his eyes as clear as glass were full of distrust, like a little wild cat that would run away at any time.
Lin Zun pursed his lips. Naturally, he would not let go of the little wild cat that he had finally caught, and he would also punish the other party for his mistake of stretching out his paws to scratch him.
He pressed Jiang Jiang with one hand, and tore off a petal from the closed flower with the other.
Jiang Jiang opened his eyes wide, and the cold swishing feeling made him frightened, and he said in a panic, "Aren't you going to kill me?"
Lin Zun glanced at him, showing a malicious smile.
Jiang Jiang's petals tightened, and she looked at Lin Zun in horror as she slapped him without hesitation.
After the flower branches trembled for a while, Jiang Jiangsheng said helplessly, "It hurts so much."
Lin Zun snorted coldly: "It's right to be in pain. If it doesn't hurt, how can it be considered punishment?"
Jiang Jiang looked desperate: "I'm not a child. If you want to kill or cut me, it's up to you, but if you spank my ass, you're insulting me!"
Lin Zunshun slapped the white and greasy flowers until he slapped them twice, before he said, "Killing you would be cheap, and insulting your personality is the biggest harm to you decent people."
Jiang Jiang raised his head angrily, and was about to tell about his psychological shadow, but when he saw Lin Zun behind him, he opened his eyes and said quickly, "Don't kill him!"
Because of his words, the sword move that was supposed to be a sword piercing the heart changed suddenly, and became a sword hitting the head.
Lin Zun didn't even say a word, and was beaten headlong.
It was accurately buried where Jiang Jiang was beaten.
……
fuck.
Jiang Jiang blushed, stretched out his hand to push Lin Zun's head, and staggered up to pull up his pants.
He put it on while hissing, and Fu Yuning over there was still holding the sword with a sullen expression, watching him gesture to Lin Zun, as if he would not die if he killed Lin Zun.
Seeing Jiang Jiang put on his clothes, Fu Yuning raised his head and looked over: "He dared to touch you, why didn't you let me kill him?"
Jiang Jiang hesitated a few times, and couldn't think of an excuse for a while, so he said bluntly: "It's still useful for me to keep him."
Fu Yuning's face was tense, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Use? What's the use? I think that old man can't satisfy you. Did you find an extra use in bed?!"
Oh wow.
If Fu Fan heard you slander him behind his back, wouldn't he kill you?
Jiang Jiang was politely worried about the harmonious relationship between the two fathers and sons of the Fu family, and then said bluntly: "Son, mother is very grateful to you for saving mother, but if you talk like this, be careful that mother turns around and blows to your father." Pillow wind."
Fu Yuning's face darkened: "You say it again?"
Jiang Jiang looked at Fu Yuning, who was a head taller than him, and then at the sword in his hand, and finally said in a soft voice: "I say thank you for saving my life, I don't think I will repay it." , although this person insulted me, I still have a place for him, please spare his life."
If it wasn't for the worry that the saboteur was not a local, and might not be within the service area of his resurrection skills after death, Jiang Jiang would have let Fu Yuning do it.
"What use can he be?" Fu Yuning asked inquisitively: "I can't help you with what you want, and you have to find another man?"
Jiang Jiang blinked, looked at Fu Yuning and muttered, "This one, oh no, this chivalrous man."
He asked earnestly, "Are we familiar?"
……
Fu Yuning's expression froze.
He was silent for a long while, and then he gritted his teeth with the sword in hand and said word by word: "What do you think?"
murderous look.
Very murderous.
Jiang Jiang's legs were soft, his body was soft, his hair was limp, and he said tremblingly, "Maybe maybe maybe very familiar."
Fu Yuning smiled brightly: "Be confident and remove the possibility."
Jiang Jiang wants to cry but has no tears.
He couldn't be more confident.
He obviously felt that he had nothing to do with Fu Yuning wool!
This is the first time they have met face to face!
If it wasn't for the fact that he guessed Fu Yuning's identity when they were looking at each other from a distance at the entrance of the secret realm, then he might have to ask the other party's name when they met this time.
With such a strange relationship, why did Fu Yuning get so angry when he realized that they were not very familiar?
Jiang Jiang was puzzled, and finally held back for a long time, and asked shamelessly: "Where have we met? Why do I really think we are strangers?"
Fu Yuning walked up to Jiang Jiang aggressively, then glared at him, and said, "We—"
He's stuck.
Jiang Jiang waited for a while, but Fu Yuning still didn't say a word, and just looked at him with a flushed face.
Fu Yuning, whose mind was full of green waste, held back for a long time, and finally turned his face away awkwardly, and stumbled: "We will get acquainted in the future."
Jiang Jiang looked at him speechlessly, as if looking at a fool.
Fortunately, Fu Yuning's mind was wandering, his cheeks were bleeding red from his ears, and he didn't dare to look at Jiang Jiang at all.
He had just walked in front of Jiang Jiang by himself, and now he ran back sullenly, picked him up by Lin Zun's collar, and said a few steps away from Jiang Jiang: "We have to hurry up, here There is a lot of aura, and soon someone like me will find this and find it."
Jiang Jiang suddenly realized that he couldn't care about Fu Yuning's abnormality and the elixir in the garden anymore, so he walked out without hesitation.
The three of them left, and the vigorous elixir was eaten up, and then withered in an instant.
All the greenery in the garden turned black and yellow at this time, and the rich spiritual energy gradually converged, and finally condensed into a milky white egg shape.
The egg stopped in place for a while, as if looking for something.
The next moment, he seemed to have found the person he was looking for, so afterimages flashed in the air, and he followed closely.
After Jiang Jiang and Fu Yuning walked out of the elixir garden, they continued along the road. After reaching the dense forest, they walked for a long time.
Until Fu Yuning frowned: "No."
Jiang Jiang turned around in a daze: "What's wrong?"
Fu Yuning looked around, and his tone sank: "We have already fallen into the maze, otherwise we wouldn't have walked for so long and still haven't gotten out."
Jiang Jiang didn't know what to do: "Then what should I do?"
Fu Yuning pondered: "A single maze has no lethality, it will only trap people, but if the maze is also matched with a killing array, that is the real danger."
"I don't know if there is a killing formation in this formation, but we haven't triggered the killing intent yet. This is the best news." Fu Yuning thought for a while, threw Lin Zun casually, and then said seriously to Jiang Jiang: " I have a unique gifted supernatural power, relying on this gift, we may be able to get out of the maze."
Thinking of being tricked by Jiang Jiang again, the man couldn't help feeling depressed.
Jiang Jiang didn't know what he was thinking, but saw that he was a little distracted, so he deliberately pressed down on the long sword, and after pressing out a very thin line of blood from the man's throat, Fang said solemnly and deeply: "Meet you again."
The man was startled, and couldn't help but say, "Did you recognize me?"
Jiang Jiang said without changing his expression, "Of course, I knew it was you the first time I saw you."
The man's face changed for a long time, and he finally exhaled: "It turns out that you have been acting just now. You are really good at acting, and even deceived me."
Jiang Jiang quoted him calmly: "I'm sorry, if you hadn't thought of cheating to assassinate me in advance, I wouldn't have followed suit."
The man moved his lips, as if he wanted to say something subconsciously, but he reacted in an instant, and changed his words bluntly: "I didn't mean to hurt you."
Jiang Jiang glanced at the spell in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you think I'm blind?"
The man followed his gaze to look at his hand, and seeing that he was still holding the charm, he flipped the charm over, pointing to the 'sleep' on it, and said: "This is a charm that makes people sleepy, not killing people." The kind of Thunder and Earth Fire Talisman."
Jiang Jiang looked suspicious, showing his disbelief.
The man sighed, and said helplessly: "I really didn't want to hurt you. If nothing else, you let me go in the horror world last time. I'm not someone who will repay favors, even if our camps are against each other."
World of horror?
Opposing factions?
Jiang Jiang pondered for a while, then suddenly opened his eyes wide, and said in surprise, "You are Lin Zun?!"
……
…………
Lin Zun's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you recognize me? Huh?"
Jiang Jiang blinked, blinked again, and finally showed an innocent look: "Ah, I fooled you."
He said leisurely: "I didn't expect that your real identity would be revealed by a single deception. You are so innocent."
Lin Zun got angry.
He is simple?
He traversed three thousand worlds, with blood on his hands, killed countless people, and overthrew thousands of dynasties with his scheming and machinations. In the end, there would be such a day that he would be called innocent?
Lin Zun stared at Jiang Jiang, gritted his teeth and said, "You are the first to say that I am simple."
Jiang Jiang wasn't afraid at all, and even thought about it: "Why, did you attract the attention of your domineering president?"
Lin Zun is a straight man who doesn't understand memes.
So he nodded honestly: "You'd better hold the sword steady, otherwise after I break free, the first thing I will do is to kill you—"
In the middle of his speech, he suddenly stopped meaningfully.
Jiang Jiang, a patient with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, raised his eyebrows, his heart was itching like a cat scratching, wishing he could pinch Lin Zun's neck and force him to finish talking.
"What are you going to do with me?" Jiang Jiang finally couldn't hold back, and snorted coldly: "You want to kill me? Your own life is in my hands, and you dare to speak harshly now, I think you want to kill me?" Eat farts."
Lin Zun pursed his lips: "That's not necessarily true, maybe I—"
He broke off in the middle of the conversation, and Jiang Jiang was so angry that he heard the physical discomfort, and said, "Are you an eunuch? What about the next sentence?"
Just as Jiang Jiang finished speaking, he suddenly felt a numbness in his wrist.
He immediately came back to his senses, but he was helpless.
In the blink of an eye, Lin Zun and his position changed completely. Just now, he was a hunter who was able to control the initiative with ease, but now he became a prey who was embarrassed and suppressed.
Lin Zun pressed him to keep him from moving, and said slowly, "Why are you so misbehaving? Didn't I tell you to hold the sword more firmly?"
Jiang Jiang raised his head and glared at him: "If you hit my wrist with your elbow, no matter how steady I hold it, it won't help!"
Lin Zun nodded seriously: "You're right, it's my fault. Come on, let me see if your wrist is hurt."
Jiang Jiang didn't want to show him, but Mao Luopingyang was bullied by dogs.
Lin Zun grabbed his arm firmly, and after carefully watching Jiang Jiang's vigorous and eager to scratch his wrist, he nodded in satisfaction: "I expected it right, the strength is just enough to knock down the long sword without hurting you .”
Jiang Jiang snorted angrily, and turned his head away to ignore him.
Lin Zun didn't take it seriously, rubbed his wrist for a while, and then said with a smile: "Didn't you want to know just now, what is the first thing I will do after I break free?"
Jiang Jiang looked at him vigilantly, his eyes as clear as glass were full of distrust, like a little wild cat that would run away at any time.
Lin Zun pursed his lips. Naturally, he would not let go of the little wild cat that he had finally caught, and he would also punish the other party for his mistake of stretching out his paws to scratch him.
He pressed Jiang Jiang with one hand, and tore off a petal from the closed flower with the other.
Jiang Jiang opened his eyes wide, and the cold swishing feeling made him frightened, and he said in a panic, "Aren't you going to kill me?"
Lin Zun glanced at him, showing a malicious smile.
Jiang Jiang's petals tightened, and she looked at Lin Zun in horror as she slapped him without hesitation.
After the flower branches trembled for a while, Jiang Jiangsheng said helplessly, "It hurts so much."
Lin Zun snorted coldly: "It's right to be in pain. If it doesn't hurt, how can it be considered punishment?"
Jiang Jiang looked desperate: "I'm not a child. If you want to kill or cut me, it's up to you, but if you spank my ass, you're insulting me!"
Lin Zunshun slapped the white and greasy flowers until he slapped them twice, before he said, "Killing you would be cheap, and insulting your personality is the biggest harm to you decent people."
Jiang Jiang raised his head angrily, and was about to tell about his psychological shadow, but when he saw Lin Zun behind him, he opened his eyes and said quickly, "Don't kill him!"
Because of his words, the sword move that was supposed to be a sword piercing the heart changed suddenly, and became a sword hitting the head.
Lin Zun didn't even say a word, and was beaten headlong.
It was accurately buried where Jiang Jiang was beaten.
……
fuck.
Jiang Jiang blushed, stretched out his hand to push Lin Zun's head, and staggered up to pull up his pants.
He put it on while hissing, and Fu Yuning over there was still holding the sword with a sullen expression, watching him gesture to Lin Zun, as if he would not die if he killed Lin Zun.
Seeing Jiang Jiang put on his clothes, Fu Yuning raised his head and looked over: "He dared to touch you, why didn't you let me kill him?"
Jiang Jiang hesitated a few times, and couldn't think of an excuse for a while, so he said bluntly: "It's still useful for me to keep him."
Fu Yuning's face was tense, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Use? What's the use? I think that old man can't satisfy you. Did you find an extra use in bed?!"
Oh wow.
If Fu Fan heard you slander him behind his back, wouldn't he kill you?
Jiang Jiang was politely worried about the harmonious relationship between the two fathers and sons of the Fu family, and then said bluntly: "Son, mother is very grateful to you for saving mother, but if you talk like this, be careful that mother turns around and blows to your father." Pillow wind."
Fu Yuning's face darkened: "You say it again?"
Jiang Jiang looked at Fu Yuning, who was a head taller than him, and then at the sword in his hand, and finally said in a soft voice: "I say thank you for saving my life, I don't think I will repay it." , although this person insulted me, I still have a place for him, please spare his life."
If it wasn't for the worry that the saboteur was not a local, and might not be within the service area of his resurrection skills after death, Jiang Jiang would have let Fu Yuning do it.
"What use can he be?" Fu Yuning asked inquisitively: "I can't help you with what you want, and you have to find another man?"
Jiang Jiang blinked, looked at Fu Yuning and muttered, "This one, oh no, this chivalrous man."
He asked earnestly, "Are we familiar?"
……
Fu Yuning's expression froze.
He was silent for a long while, and then he gritted his teeth with the sword in hand and said word by word: "What do you think?"
murderous look.
Very murderous.
Jiang Jiang's legs were soft, his body was soft, his hair was limp, and he said tremblingly, "Maybe maybe maybe very familiar."
Fu Yuning smiled brightly: "Be confident and remove the possibility."
Jiang Jiang wants to cry but has no tears.
He couldn't be more confident.
He obviously felt that he had nothing to do with Fu Yuning wool!
This is the first time they have met face to face!
If it wasn't for the fact that he guessed Fu Yuning's identity when they were looking at each other from a distance at the entrance of the secret realm, then he might have to ask the other party's name when they met this time.
With such a strange relationship, why did Fu Yuning get so angry when he realized that they were not very familiar?
Jiang Jiang was puzzled, and finally held back for a long time, and asked shamelessly: "Where have we met? Why do I really think we are strangers?"
Fu Yuning walked up to Jiang Jiang aggressively, then glared at him, and said, "We—"
He's stuck.
Jiang Jiang waited for a while, but Fu Yuning still didn't say a word, and just looked at him with a flushed face.
Fu Yuning, whose mind was full of green waste, held back for a long time, and finally turned his face away awkwardly, and stumbled: "We will get acquainted in the future."
Jiang Jiang looked at him speechlessly, as if looking at a fool.
Fortunately, Fu Yuning's mind was wandering, his cheeks were bleeding red from his ears, and he didn't dare to look at Jiang Jiang at all.
He had just walked in front of Jiang Jiang by himself, and now he ran back sullenly, picked him up by Lin Zun's collar, and said a few steps away from Jiang Jiang: "We have to hurry up, here There is a lot of aura, and soon someone like me will find this and find it."
Jiang Jiang suddenly realized that he couldn't care about Fu Yuning's abnormality and the elixir in the garden anymore, so he walked out without hesitation.
The three of them left, and the vigorous elixir was eaten up, and then withered in an instant.
All the greenery in the garden turned black and yellow at this time, and the rich spiritual energy gradually converged, and finally condensed into a milky white egg shape.
The egg stopped in place for a while, as if looking for something.
The next moment, he seemed to have found the person he was looking for, so afterimages flashed in the air, and he followed closely.
After Jiang Jiang and Fu Yuning walked out of the elixir garden, they continued along the road. After reaching the dense forest, they walked for a long time.
Until Fu Yuning frowned: "No."
Jiang Jiang turned around in a daze: "What's wrong?"
Fu Yuning looked around, and his tone sank: "We have already fallen into the maze, otherwise we wouldn't have walked for so long and still haven't gotten out."
Jiang Jiang didn't know what to do: "Then what should I do?"
Fu Yuning pondered: "A single maze has no lethality, it will only trap people, but if the maze is also matched with a killing array, that is the real danger."
"I don't know if there is a killing formation in this formation, but we haven't triggered the killing intent yet. This is the best news." Fu Yuning thought for a while, threw Lin Zun casually, and then said seriously to Jiang Jiang: " I have a unique gifted supernatural power, relying on this gift, we may be able to get out of the maze."
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