It's really hard to be a scumbag

The system was speechless, and was at a loss for words for a while.

After being stuck for a long time, he reluctantly changed the subject [This skill is very good, do you want to use the wish that has been useless and keep this skill forever, so that you will have a certain degree of safety in the future world]

He spoke seriously, but Jiang Jiang listened in a daze [What wish?When do I have that thing? 】

【…】

The system was silent for a long time, until Jiang Jiang thought he was disconnected, he sighed deeply [Things from a long time ago, if you forget, forget it, anyway, as long as you know, you now have a chance to Light becomes a permanent skill on the line. 】

[Then arrange it] Jiang Jiang believed in the system, so after listening to his suggestion, he readily handed over the whole arrangement to him.

After the system went to the background to tinker, Jiang Jiang got off the bed.

He treated the three friends who had been lying dead all night one by one, then patted their buttocks and walked out of the carriage.

In fact, Jiang Jiang wanted to drag these three people to the bed, but these people were heavier than the other, especially the thinnest little mermaid, who had already been beaten into a prototype, but Jiang Jiang couldn't even get his tail. I can't hold it up.

There was no other way, Jiang Jiang could only let these people continue to lie dead.

After he stepped out of the carriage, he looked up and saw Macmillan manipulating the guiding magic.

Jiang Jiang looked away and looked at the towering mountain not far in front of him.

This high mountain is bare, without even a sapling, and on the top of the mountain, there is a black and red mass suddenly.

Jiang Jiang thought it was Solmeixix's home, but McMillan suddenly said: "The one crouching on the top of the mountain is the dragon. And what he is holding under his claws is his lair. We are going to save the princess in the house." in."

……

Ok? ? ?

Jiang Jiang was startled.

"The dragon is lying on top of his own house?" Jiang Jiang asked with questions all over his head, "Isn't he afraid to overwhelm his hometown and kill the princess?"

"I looked at it last night. He was very measured and didn't put his own weight on the nest." McMillan pondered: "I saw him lying on it, it seemed that he just wanted to see further. And he His eyes kept turning, as if looking for something."

Jiang Jiang couldn't understand Solmoxix's hobbies, and he wasn't interested in knowing, so he was speechless for a while and then shook his head: "Forget it, leave him alone. Shall we go this way?"

McMillan followed him and said, "Yes, if you want to go up this mountain, you can only go along this road by the side of the mountain. After going around a few times, we can reach the top of the mountain."

Jiang Jiang showed worry on his face: "How long will it take, can we arrive before noon?"

He was very worried that the time would drag to zero, because once it passed zero, the God of Light would descend to earth.

"Should...almost." McMillan hesitated for a moment, then accelerated his movements. He drew a magic circle a few times, and when the formation was completed, the carriage suddenly accelerated.

"Judging from the current speed, we can definitely arrive at noon." McMillan assured.

McMillan never spoke big words. After he made a firm promise, Jiang Jiang really set foot on the top of the mountain at noon.

Not far in front of them, the evil dragon who had noticed their arrival looked at them with huge eyes—Jiang Jiang in the middle.

Because everyone stood together, no one seemed to notice this.

So Jiang Jiang furtively winked at the evil dragon.

Solomexix, who successfully received the hint, was very happy, and his bone wings suddenly stretched out, blowing a violent gust of wind.

Like a moth.

The sand and stones on the ground swept up by the strong wind scattered, and as a circle of light unfolded, McMillan stood in front of Jiang Jiang and said, "It's too dangerous for you to be here alone, you might as well wake up those people."

Jiang Jiang said hello, turned around and climbed into the carriage.

As soon as he entered, Solomexix outside let out an angry growl, as if upset that he would not see him.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Jiang heard a crisp attack sound from outside. It seemed that McMillan's long sword had hit the dragon's hard body.

Jiang Jiang was worried that McMillan would not be able to hold on alone, so he quickly woke up the people on the ground.

However, it was probably because Macmillan struck too hard yesterday, and Jiang Jiang shook for a long time without seeing any signs of sobriety from them.

Jiang Jiang became anxious immediately, and slapped him twice.

He did not act lightly, not only Suskel blushed, but his own hands also ached.

Fortunately, he managed to wake up Suskel.

"Jiang Jiang?" Suskel opened his eyes slightly, looking at Jiang Jiang still a little confused.

After he thought about what happened before he fell into a coma for a few minutes, he jumped up from the ground and touched Jiang Jiang nervously: "Where is that knight? Did he hurt you?"

Jiang Jiang shook his head: "No, I'm fine, but you go out and help McMillan, he is fighting the dragon alone outside."

Suskel was taken aback, he didn't waste any more time asking about other things, and immediately nodded and turned to leave.

However, when he walked to the door and was about to go out, he suddenly turned around with some doubts: "Did my face hurt? Why does it feel a little painful?"

Jiang Jiang was silent for a moment, then said with a serious expression: "Small injury, it's fine."

Suskel's expression was solemn: "How could the injury on the face be small? Damn it, that knight must be jealous that I look better than him, so he scratched my face when I was knocked down!"

He gritted his teeth, and walked out aggressively: "I'm going out right now, help him! He!"

……

For some reason, seeing him going out, Jiang Jiang was more worried about McMillan than before.

So Jiang Jiang quickly turned his head and continued to wake up the other friends.

He had just walked to Igedot's side, and when he reached out his hand to 'wake up' him, the outstretched hand was suddenly grabbed by Igedot with his eyes closed.

Jiang Jiang was taken aback for a moment, but before he could react, he was pulled by Igedot and fell into the other's arms.

"Are you awake?" Jiang Jiang just turned the corner. He pushed Igedot and said, "Get up quickly when you wake up. McMillan is fighting the dragon alone and needs your help."

"Hmm." Igedot turned around in a low voice, and then said lightly as if talking in a dream: "Wouldn't it be better to let him die."

???

Do you hear what you are talking about?

Jiang Jiang suddenly became angry. He was about to blow his hair, and Igedot, who was holding him, suddenly laughed: "Ah, sorry, I just woke up from my sleep. What did you just say?"

Jiang Jiang patted his hand away and got up by himself.

He didn't like Igedot's tricks, and he knew the other party's disguise and cunning very well, so after leaving a fierce sentence of "go to help McMillan", he turned around and called Jonaga to go.

Behind him, Igedot smiled helplessly.

It was not his intention to make people angry, so Igedot, who felt wrong, had to go out obediently.

And after Jiang Jiang walked all the way to Joan Naga, before he could wake him up, the little mermaid woke up in a daze, and murmured: "Jiang Jiang..."

Jiang Jiang squatted down: "I'm here, I'll get up and work when I wake up, can you still put your fish tail away?"

Qiong Najia stared at Jiang Jiang with a blank expression. It was not until Jiang Jiang finished speaking for a long time that he woke up like a dream: "I smell your breath... so this is not a dream."

"Of course it's not a dream." Jiang Jiang stretched out his hand to pinch his cheek: "There will be no unscrupulous leader calling a fish to work in the dream, only reality."

Jonagar blinked: "What work?"

"Go and help McMillan, he is fighting the dragon outside alone." Jiang Jiang withdrew his hand and asked again: "Can the tail be put away?"

Jonagar frowned and shook his head: "Not now, unless you carry me into the water tank. After I absorb a little water, I can last for a while."

Jiang Jiang had a bitter face: "But I can't hold you."

The corners of Joanaga's lips raised slightly, and he said with a pure face: "That was when I was asleep, and now I wake up and can control my weight, don't believe me, try hugging me now?"

He stretched out his hand to Jiang Jiang, his eyes sparkling with anticipation.

It looks cute.

When Jiang Jiang wavered, he couldn't hold back and stretched out his hand.

As Jonagar said, Jiang Jiang picked him up easily this time, barely feeling the weight in his hands.

Jiang Jiang was amazed, and then kept walking, carrying the little mermaid all the way to the water tank.

After Jiang Jiang stepped on the small stool and put Joannaga into the water, the little mermaid got a stab in it, and it bubbled up as if full of blood.

Jiang Jiang patted Qiong Najia on the head: "Stop playing, come to work quickly."

Joonaga obediently responded, and then walked out of the water.

Jiang Jiang took the little mermaid out, and after getting out of the carriage, Jiang Jiang looked up and saw that it looked like a 3D luxury epic blockbuster, with 800 million special effects.

Jiang Jiang clicked his tongue twice, and asked the system to record it again, so that he could watch it when he was bored, and then turned his head and said to Qiong Najia: "You just walk around the edge of the battlefield, don't get caught in it."

After all, the little mermaid is just a mind control mage with thin blood and fragile skin.

Jonnaga also had self-knowledge, he nodded and said, "Okay, I—"

His words stopped abruptly, all the softness and cuteness on his face turned into cruelty at this moment, and his clear eyes instantly turned red.

Even his steady mental power gushed out at this moment, and Jiang Jiang, who was fluctuating in front of him, felt it.

So... what happened behind him?

Jiang Jiang was puzzled, he turned his head and was about to look, when the next moment he found his waist tightened.

Immediately afterwards—he went to heaven.

It's true. God, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

During the period, a few soft clouds passed through, and the howling wind never stopped. If it weren't for the protection of the light circle around him, Jiang Jiang would have been cold by now.

He watched the ground get farther and farther away from him, and Macmillan and the others called him hoarsely, but those voices were torn apart by the wind in an instant, leaving only a little broken reverberation.

When there were only small dots about the size of ants left on the ground, Jiang Jiang withdrew his gaze and turned to look at the thing holding him.

As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw the huge claws firmly grasping his waist, and above the claws were ferocious and strong dragon legs.

After the dragon's legs is the lower half of Sommerxix's area. After Jiang Jiang swept past, he was planning to take a second look at the swaying dragon's tail.

It's just that after he glanced twice, he always felt that he seemed to have seen something abrupt just now.

Jiang Jiang felt strange in the dark, but couldn't remember it, so he re-watched the lower half of Sommer Hicks.

After taking a closer look, Jiang Jiang's expression froze.

Why... Sommerix has... two penises? ? ?