It's really hard to be a scumbag

"When will I, we, be able to reach Adrian? You, why are you running so far for nothing?"

"It's not very far, isn't it because I'm afraid that you will sneak away to find your old lovers while I'm not paying attention?" Leticia casually picked up Jiang Jiang's body, and the skirt that fell off was tossed by their violent movements : "And I wanted to take you on a tour of the mainland for a while before getting married."

"That's what you said." Jiang Jiang slandered: "I haven't gotten out of the carriage very often on this journey, and occasionally I have come out a few times, and I still watch the mountains, the water, and the monsters."

Leticia smiled lowly: "Other than these, what else do you want to see?"

Jiang Jiang was speechless.

Seeing that he stopped talking, Leticia's smile deepened. He lowered his head and kissed Jiang Jiang's lips, and then raised his head with a bit of helplessness in his tone: "The skirt is so troublesome, it keeps falling off."

Jiang Jiang looked at him speechlessly: "I, who wears it, haven't spoken yet."

Leticia frowned slightly, this time he lifted the hem of the skirt directly above Jiang Jiang's waist, and then he was satisfied.

"...If you find it troublesome." Jiang Jiang tried his best to complete the words: "How about I change back to the mage's robe?"

Leticia was unmoved by his temptation: "No, that's it. Although it's inconvenient to do, I like it."

Jiang Jiang wiped his face, and finally said with nothing to love: "All right, as long as you like it."

Leticia couldn't help laughing when she saw him like this: "You look good in a mage's robe, but I prefer to make my fiancée in a lace dress—"

He leaned close to Jiang Jiang's ear, and said in a low voice while moving non-stop: "Fuck so pregnant."

Jiang Jiang was caught off guard by the surprise, his body tensed subconsciously, and afterward, he received all the descendants presented by the princess.

After taking a bath, Jiang Jiang changed into a dress.

He didn't want to talk to Leticia who was scaring him, so he turned over and pretended to sleep.

Pretending to be pretending, he really fell asleep.

When he woke up again, it was already the morning of the next day, and the princess was still diligently waking him up.

Leticia woke up Jiang Jiang so early in the morning, and then fed him all the fresh milk in a bad mood, and then said reluctantly when cleaning up: "Adrian is in front, I I inquired when I went out in the morning, and your old lovers are still around."

Jiang Jiang's sense of drowsiness was immediately revived, and his waist and legs were not weak in an instant.

"It's finally here." Jiang Jiang held back tears of bitterness, stretched out his hand and pushed Leticia in front of him: "Don't clean up, let me go down quickly."

Leticia glanced at the milk that was still spitting out of the tender pink flower, and then frowned: "It's not finished yet, there's still a lot."

Jiang Jiang struggled to get up from the water: "I'll do that later, you drive the carriage to the dragon's lair."

He stood up in a hurry and almost slipped and fell. In the end, Leticia, who was still unhappy, couldn't see it and carried him outside.

Jiang Jiang strongly rejected the little skirt. Fortunately, Leticia was in a bad mood and didn't insist on this bad taste. He took the mage's robe aside and helped Jiang Jiang put it on.

After Jiang Jiang was dressed, he wanted to send Jiang Jiang back.

Jiang Jiang naturally wouldn't agree, and refused without even thinking about it.

Leticia couldn't resist him, so she could only take out the gemstone that suppressed the contract in front of Jiang Jiang, depressed, and exchanged the gemstone for the one that concealed her appearance.

Jiang Jiang couldn't help exposing himself, so he acted out his surprise at the right time.

Fortunately, Leticia's mind was not on this at all, and she really didn't notice that he was acting.

After tidying up, Jiang Jiang took the small cake from Leticia, waved to him and said, "Then I'm leaving."

Leticia stood there and looked at him from a distance: "Do you really not need me to send it? I promise not to disturb your old lovers, and even if I are found out, I can beat them and leave."

Jiang Jiang clicked his tongue, then shook his head.

Leticia is still too naive. You must know that among his friends, there is a big killer whose body is a dragon.

Let Leticia come over, Jiang Jiang is sure that as soon as they get close to Solmeix, the other party will lock on to it like a self-sighting device.

—Yes, as it is now.

Jiang Jiang just crossed the long road and approached his carriage. Before he could startle the snorting horse, he started to startle Somoxix on the carriage.The other party jumped out of it like a swallow falling into the forest, then raised his eyes to look around, and then met Jiang Jiang's gaze accurately.

After their eyes met, Solomexix slammed on the frame, and then rushed to Jiang Jiang as quickly as a shell fired.

When the wind howled and Jiang Jiang was covered in the face by the violent wind, Solmexix, who followed, stood there and paused.

After he stabilized his figure, Sommerxix reached out and hugged Jiang Jiang into his arms.

"I miss you so much." Solomexix said sullenly, "Sure enough, you shouldn't have been allowed to go there alone."

Jiang Jiang patted him on the back: "It's my problem. Fortunately, nothing major happened. Now that his affairs have been settled, all you have to do is go back quickly and wait for us to come to you."

Solomexix buried himself in his neck, and said unhappily: "But I waited until you came back, and I haven't had a good look at you yet."

Jiang Jiang rua stroked the dragon's red hair, and coaxed people skillfully: "It's okay, the gathering now is short-lived, you go back to the lair first, and I will arrive later. After we meet in the lair, I will be with you forever." with you."

Sommer Hicks held Jiang Jiang's hand tightly, and his tone was full of excitement and doubt: "Really?"

"Of course." Jiang Jiang pulled Solomexix away, stared at his burning eyes and said sincerely: "After we meet in the lair, I will leave all of them and follow you wholeheartedly."

Solomexix's eyes became brighter and brighter following Jiang Jiang's big cake, and finally said excitedly and eagerly: "Then, then I will go back! I will wait for you there, you must come."

Jiang Jiang smiled like a holy son: "Don't worry, don't forget, we still have a vow to witness the gods."

When it came to the oath, Solomexiks didn't hesitate any more, he nodded happily, and then, under Jiang Jiang's urging, turned around and walked to his lair.

To deal with the two most important NPCs at once, Jiang Jiang clenched his fists and his confidence swelled unprecedentedly.

[I'm so good, there's nothing I can't do! 】Jiang Jiang said complacently 【Isn't the rest one night Yu Sannan?Slag Gong can do it, so can I! 】

【…】The system said slowly 【You... Anyway, take your time】

Jiang Jiang patted her flat chest [Don't worry, I have a clue]

Full of confidence, he blew to the system, and then climbed into his carriage.

After lifting the silk curtain, Jiang Jiang paused with a smile on his face, and then showed doubts: "Igedot? Why are there only you, Macmillan and Suskel?"

Jiang Jiang thought that all his friends were fighting landlords in the carriage, but he didn't expect that only Igedot was reading in the carriage.

This will hear his question, Igedot raised his eyes.

Under the golden sunshine, Igedot's body seemed to be coated with a layer of gold. His handsome face had a gentle smile, and his slender fingers were stroking the books that recorded the years. His temperament was particularly reserved and noble. gas.

"Welcome back." Igedot said softly, "They went to look for you nearby, and it's not the usual time to come back."

Jiang Jiang couldn't help but feel apologetic: "Sorry, I made you worry. Where did they find me? I'll call them back."

There was a strange look in Igedot's eyes, and he smiled lightly: "No need to do that, there is no fixed place for their search, and they will come back naturally after a certain time."

"It's you." Igedot said gently: "You just came back, are you tired? Why don't you take a bath and rest for a while?"

With Igedot's reminder, Jiang Jiang remembered that he was still a little unwell.

As his attention returned to Xiao Hua, the distended little Hua gave him a vague feeling of wanting to spit out milk.

Jiang Jiang quickly clamped Xiao Huahua, thanked Igedot with reddened cheeks, and then took out a new mage robe and hurried to take a bath.

After cleaning up thoroughly, Jiang Jiang's cheeks turned redder.

The rich heat steamed him, making not only his face blush, but also his body pink.

His weak limbs prevented him from having the energy to wash his clothes. Jiang Jiang put the clothes aside and piled them up. Then he thought that he didn't need to bring the concealing gems with him in the carriage, so he put them on top of the clothes.

He yawned and went out, planning to come back to clean up after waking up.

As soon as he went out, Jiang Jiang saw Igedot walking towards him with a letter in his hand.

Under Jiang Jiang's doubts, Igedot handed him the letter: "I heard movement outside the carriage just now. I went out to check and found this letter at the door. Your name is written on the letter, and I It didn't open."

Jiang Jiang took it in surprise: "Thank you, but this is for me? I don't have any acquaintances. Who will deliver the letter to me."

Jiang Jiang looked at the cover of the letter, and sure enough, it said he received it.

However, when he looked down, he didn't see the name of the signer.

Jiang Jiang looked puzzled. He took the letter and walked to the bed, then climbed onto the bed and sat cross-legged, and then began to open the letter.

The letter was bulging, and Jiang Jiang was still writing what it would be inside when he touched it. When he opened it, he saw that there was only a piece of white paper folded several times and a letter inside.

The white paper was stacked very thickly, and Jiang Jiang reckoned it should be a piece of drawing paper.

He was not interested in what he drew, so he looked at the letter first.

After he opened the letter, Jiang Jiang looked at the greetings in front of him, such as "the stars all over the sky are crushed and sprinkled in your eyes", "the bright moon is just an embellishment in front of your window" and other hypocritical and nasty words , could not help the cat's body startled.

He felt a little uncomfortable, and continued to look down, trying to see what the person who wrote to him wanted to say.

Then he looked at it at a glance, only to find that those words not only did not restrain themselves, but intensified.

Such as 'Please let me kneel on the ground and kiss the back of your feet', 'Your *** is so*, I think about how to sleep in you every night', 'What do you like**? **Have you tried it? ' Such words.

Simply sick!

Which pervert wrote this letter! ! !

Jiang Jiang's face was red and his ears were red, his chest was heaving with anger. When he was about to tear the letter, he saw Igedot was attracted by his movements and looked up: "What's wrong?"