It's really hard to be a scumbag

are you crazy?

Are you a pervert?

He is your brother!

Jiang Jiang asked repeatedly in his mind, but he didn't dare to say anything at all.

Not only did he not dare to force him, he was even so cowardly that he allowed Qi Luo to stroke his hair.

"Am I right?" Qi Luo put down his hands, and sought Jiang Jiang's opinion even harder.

Jiang Jiang didn't dare to speak, he still remembered the side mission he saw in the morning.

If it wasn't for Qi Jing's return, would he have an extra mission?

And knowing that Qi Jing is lying on his body, to cater to Qi Luo's words?

Forget it, Jiang Jiang doesn't have the courage.

'ding ding ding'

The harsh alarm clock suddenly interrupted the silence between the two.

Jiang Jiang frowned, and looked up at Qi Luo, "Let's not talk about this now, I have something else, I'll talk to you later."

He turned his head and wanted to leave, but Qi Luo grabbed his wrist.

"Where do you want to go?" Qi Luo looked at him firmly.

Jiang Jiang was in a hurry and was worried that Qi Luo would follow him, so he thought for a while and replied, "I went outside to the grove, and I only buried those people's pits yesterday, Qi Jing and Wang Hexuan's pits haven't been buried yet."

Qi Luo frowned slightly, "I can help you."

Jiang Jiang withdrew his hand, "It's fine, no need to help."

He turned and left after speaking hastily.

When he was about to go downstairs, he suddenly stopped and went to the elevator instead.

Pressed the first floor in the elevator, and when he got to the first floor, Jiang Jiang got down from the inside, but instead of going into the woods, he turned around and walked to a blind spot where the elevator and stairs could not be seen.

He waited patiently for a while, and sure enough, he saw Qi Luo coming down the stairs.

After Qi Luo got down, he looked at the elevator again, and after confirming that the elevator was still parked on the first floor, he left the villa and walked in the direction of the grove.

Jiang Jiang waited for a while after he left before running up the stairs in a 'thump-dump' manner.

He ran up all the way, complaining to the system [Fortunately, I should be careful, otherwise if I go directly to the cinema, I will definitely be followed by Qi Luo]

The system took time out of its busy schedule to glance at him【How can you hide it from him like this?Don't be afraid that he will know the truth later—wait a minute, why did you hide it from him when you went to the cinema? 】

Jiang Jiang's face darkened.

Of course, a normal person does not need to hide it when watching a movie, but the premise is that he is a normal person?

Pooh.

Should it be said that the person who watched the movie with him is a normal person?

He is not, he is a ghost!

Still a ghost who likes to touch salted fish up and down.

Since Qi Luo is so keen on being a substitute, even if Qi Jing is his own brother, he is very afraid of the problem, Jiang Jiang thinks it's better to keep it a secret just in case.

Jiang Jiang didn't dare to take the elevator, fearing that Qi Luo who came back after he couldn't find him would notice, so he walked all the way up the stairs.

He walked up three or four floors in one breath and felt that he was going to be useless, and finally he just grabbed the railing and climbed up.

Fortunately, when he was watching a movie yesterday, he listened to the people behind him and knew the time when the movie theater started to show movies in the morning. When he went back to set the alarm clock, it was set half an hour earlier.

Otherwise, with the time he wasted, the first movie might be halfway through.

Because it was set up earlier, Jiang Jiang struggled to climb up and went into the movie theater to see that it was pitch black inside.

Jiang Jiang suddenly regretted it.

With trembling legs, he hesitated for a long time before daring to go in.

You must know that there are ghosts in this world itself!

There was silence in the dark movie theater, like a mouth trying to swallow people.

Seeing that the time was approaching, Jiang Jiang thought about half of the task, and finally bit the bullet and went in.

As soon as he entered, he turned on the light of his mobile phone. He wanted to close the door at first, but after thinking about closing the door, the huge and quiet movie theater was really only himself, so he strangled the idea.

nothing.

Qi Luo would not have discovered that he was not in the grove so soon.

Taking a step back, even if you find out, you won't find the movie theater so quickly.

So it doesn't matter if the door is open.

Jiang Jiang listed a bunch of reasons for himself, then let go of the idea of ​​closing the door, and started to move up in small steps.

He planned to sit in the top row, but before he could go up, the movie screen suddenly lit up.

Jiang Jiang quickly looked at the screen.

On the large movie screen, a line of words slowly emerged.

【hand in hand】

!

Isn't this the movie he wants to watch!

Jiang Jiang immediately became honest.

After finding a random place to sit down, Jiang Jiang stared at the screen intently.

When the plot on the screen began to unfold slowly, Jiang Jiang's body froze.

His eyes were still fixed on the movie, more focused than any moviegoer.

But his body began to undergo subtle changes.

At first, Jiang Jiang could hold back.

However, when the movie slowly played until the hero and heroine tasted the forbidden fruit, Qi Jing...followed the movie.

Jiang Jiang didn't turn his head back, but frowned and held back.

He is not enduring pain, but enduring too much pleasure.

Behind him, the ghost was firmly imprisoning him at first, but when the quiet movie theater only had the sound of the movie and the slight sound of water, the ghost suddenly became a little dissatisfied.

He approached Jiang Jiang's ear, but opened his mouth.

This time it was not a slight wind noise, but a clumsy stumbling "Why don't you bark?"

Jiang Jiang was almost pissed off by his question.

After barely enduring the next wave of feelings, Jiang Jiang gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't touch me, I'll call you."

Qi Jing shook his head earnestly, "It's not this one alone, it's when you and I become one, you call again."

Ha ha.

Actually quite understand.

It seems that the protagonist Shou is not a fledgling.

Jiang Jiang curled her lips, seeing that she couldn't fool Qi Jing, she said angrily, "I don't know and I won't, who told you to listen to it before, can you go to him?"

Qi Jing rubbed his cheeks, and said affectionately, "You will, your voice is very nice. I haven't heard other people's voices, but I know you are the best. Can you please give me a voice? Want to hear your voice."

His words sounded like he was begging you.

However, the action forced Jiang Jiang to call out.

Jiang Jiang refused to speak, his eyes were still watching the movie, intending to ignore the dog behind him and concentrate on watching the movie.

However... the male and female protagonists in the movie, why are you still trying the fruit!

They tasted it with such relish that the innocent onlookers blushed like fruit.

It was impossible not to watch the movie, but watching it actually promoted the changes in Jiang Jiang's body.

This made Jiang Jiang feel like crying but not in a dilemma.

He tried his best to restrain himself, and stared at the movie fiercely.

Jiang Jiang kept this movie in his heart, and planned that if he had the opportunity in the future, he must report this movie with private affairs that does not conform to the core values ​​of socialism at all!

—Don't mention adult movies to him.

You must know which adult nowadays doesn't know it well, giving birth to a child is all about feeling pregnant!

"what!"

The heroine in the movie finally finished eating the fruit, and after she finished eating to her heart's content, she made a sound of wanting to be harmonized.

The next moment, Qi Jing, who was delivering fruit to Jiang Jiang, stopped moving.

Jiang Jiang's back felt cold.

It's a good thing that Qi Jing no longer forced him to eat fruit, but he suddenly exploded all over, not only didn't feel relieved, but felt that he was like a pill!

The intuition of small animals is quite accurate.

Qi Jing didn't take out the fruit, but just leaned into Jiang Jiang's ear, and said very aggrieved, "She doesn't sound as good as you."

Jiang Jiang was a little flustered.

The more normal Qi Jing is now, the more scared he is.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Qi Jing paused, and said to himself, "I obviously take care of you like in a dream, if this would be in a dream, you would have called out a long time ago, and the crowd who are separated by a flower can hear clearly It's clear."

What the hell?

Jiang Jiang could tell that Qi Jing didn't say anything good, but he couldn't understand what the other party meant.

Qi Jing also didn't explain, but continued, "The dream is another reality, so there is no such thing as your sharpness in the dream, but the reality is a different place."

Jiang Jiang was a little speechless, and he said quietly, "You can talk about it, don't you want to poke the demonstration line?"

"Demonstration?" Qi Jing blinked and poked again, "Is this so? Or is it like this?"

Jiang Jiang gripped the back of the chair in front of him, gritted his teeth and said, "You pretend I didn't say anything, and you continue to talk about yours."

Qi Jing smiled lowly, and he said obediently, "Since these are not the reasons for you not barking, it must be external factors."

Jiang Jiang frowned slightly, "There's no reason, it's just that I don't know how to do it."

"You will." Qi Jing retorted seriously, and then continued, "I thought about it, the biggest external factor in the present and dream may be that you are sitting on me."

Jiang Jiang endured it, but still couldn't hold back and asked, "If there are external factors, isn't it because this is a movie theater?"

Qi Jing whispered in his ear, "Of course that's not the reason. You know, in the dream, we did it in a crowded theater. At that time, you were nervous, but in the end, didn't you scream loudly and nicely?" ?"

Jiang Jiang suddenly exploded, he is not a fool, after hearing this, he still doesn't understand.

"Are you a pervert? There are so many people in the cinema, you, you still do this kind of thing???"

Qi Jing couldn't understand Jiang Jiang's anger. Qi Jing rubbed his cheek, wondering, "Isn't the dream all illusory? Those are my eyes and my penis, and they are all me."

Jiang Jiang took a meal.

His thoughts were brought in by Qi Jing just now, but now that he was reminded by the other party, he realized that it was just a dream.

"That's why." Seeing that Jiang Jiang didn't lose his temper, Qi Jing happily continued, "It must not be because of the cinema, it must be because of you sitting."

His tone was so enthusiastic that Jiang Jiang's heart skipped a beat, instinctively feeling something was wrong.

However, before he could say anything, Qi Jing pressed his shoulders and pressed him on the back of the chair in front of him that he had been clutching.

Qi Jing's strength was not strong, and he didn't hurt Jiang Jiang. After pressing Jiang Jiang, he gently put one hand between Jiang Jiang and the back of the chair to prevent Jiang Jiang from scratching.

However, even that is the case.

The fact that he began to give Jiang Jiang a lot of fruit can't be ignored.

Qi Jing's guess is right, this new way of delivering fruit is indeed a bit more ferocious than sitting, so that Jiang Jiang's bitterly endured voice was just called to Qi Jing in such a broken way.

Qi Jing seemed to be encouraged, and he was even more excited to give it away.

In the empty movie theater, Jiang Jiang was lying on the back of the chair, but his eyes were still fixed on the screen. The unbearable voice in the quiet movie theater was so clear that he almost wanted to explode on the spot.

As he endured, the movie on the screen finally came to an end.

When the whole drama finally appeared on the screen.

Jiang Jiang immediately retracted his eyes, and then wanted to split the fruit with his hands.

However, he retracted his eyes halfway, and fixed on the door of the cinema.

A man was standing at the half-open door of the theater.

He looked cold and indifferent, just watching Jiang Jiang quietly - and Qi Jing behind him.