It's really hard to be a scumbag

"...Don't talk nonsense." Jiang Jiang's tone was erratic, "How could I be pregnant."

Zhou Qiu's expression was also a little dazed, he hesitated for a while before he said, "Take a break first, I'll go get a machine to test it for you."

He got up and put Jiang Jiang back on the bed, then left in a hurry.

As soon as he left, Jiang Jiang frantically poked the system【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"Do you have the function of B-ultrasound? 】

[? ] The system was poked back to God by him [B-ultrasound?scan? 】

[Scanning is also OK] Jiang Jiang's face collapsed [Scan my stomach, did I win the lottery? 】

[... What is winning the prize? 】The system is a little confused.

Jiang Jiang's face was disturbed and frightened [that is, whether I am pregnant or not.It's really scary that a man in this world can actually get pregnant!How can I be pregnant?It must be impossible! 】

After he finished talking, he was a little surprised [but how could I smell fish and feel like vomiting?I've never had it before]

[This] After the system finished listening, it said slowly [I'm about to talk to you]

Jiang Jiang's face turned pale [What are you going to say?Could it be, could it be that I really——]

[No, no, no] The system hastened to speak [Although there is something in your belly, it is not a cub]

Jiang Jiang was stunned [What do you mean, is it a tumor?If it's a tumor, I might as well be pregnant! 】

[Cough] The system whispered [This is the energy you absorb when you are in heat]

Jiang Jiang had a question mark on his face.

It took him three seconds to analyze what the system said, and then his face turned green [What energy, when did I absorb energy when I was in heat, don't tell me, the energy you are talking about is that thing]

The system said weakly [That's it, when you are in heat, I accidentally discovered that this energy can promote recovery, let's go back as soon as possible.Seeing that your body is too small to absorb too much, it will be stored in your stomach for you.I compressed it a bit, so your stomach doesn’t look like it’s changed, but it’s still there, which might give you some reaction]

Jiang Jiang's complexion changed several times.

In the end, he gritted his teeth and asked 【Then after you save it, how long will it take for us to go back? 】

Seeing that he didn't mean to blame, the system heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile [soon, not more than a month]

Jiang Jiang was almost not laughed at by him [One month soon?I thought you got this thing and you could go back tomorrow! 】

The system laughed dryly [Not so fast, unless there are a few more such energies]

Jiang Jiang's face darkened [There is no unless, this is the last and only one]

After he finished the system, he told the system to go back to work quickly so as not to waste time.

After switching the system back, Jiang Jiang, who was so frightened to death, breathed a sigh of relief.

It's fine as long as you're not pregnant.

While he was comforting himself, he suddenly heard hurried footsteps.

Jiang Jiang looked up and saw Zhou Qiu came back.

He holds a machine in his hand.

Zhou Qiusan walked over in two steps, and then sat beside Jiang Jiang.

He stretched out his hand and hugged Jiang Jiang into his arms, "Don't be afraid, I'll test you with a machine, it doesn't mean you're pregnant, don't think too much and don't be nervous, you know?"

Jiang Jiang replied slowly.

He was not nervous, but felt that Zhou Qiu seemed a little flustered.

Zhou Qiu took out his hand, and placed it on the depression of the machine.

After a few seconds, the green dot on the machine suddenly turned red.

At the same time, a mechanical voice sounded from the machine, "Congratulations, you are pregnant with a baby."

Jiang Jiang:? ? ?

What mentally retarded machine, isn't that a baby, okay?

He was still in a daze, when Zhou Qiu let go of his hand and dropped the machine to the ground.

"Fall—" Jiang Jiang opened his mouth to remind Zhou Qiu, but when he spoke, Zhou Qiu hugged him tightly.

He hugged him so tightly that Jiang Jiang could almost hear his rapid heartbeat.

"This is our child." He whispered in Jiang Jiang's ear a little strangely, "Whether it's a boy or a girl, I will protect her and teach him well."

Jiang Jiang hesitated to speak.

"If it's a boy, wait until he grows up." Zhou Qiu continued gently, "I will teach him and turn him into a little man. He will worship you and love you. When I'm not around, he will replace me. to protect you."

Jiang Jiang stopped talking and wanted again.

"If it's a girl, wait until she grows up. She will definitely inherit all your advantages and become a little girl who is loved by others." Zhou Qiu said softly, "Their birth is the crystallization of our love."

Jiang Jiang's face wrinkled.

no way.

What Zhou Qiu said was too sour.

Not only was he not moved, but his scalp was numb.

Seeing that the brother who was obsessed with being a father still wanted to talk, Jiang Jiang covered his mouth, and said sincerely, "Actually, I'm not pregnant."

Zhou Qiu kissed his palm.

Jiang Jiang immediately withdrew his hand.

Zhou Qiu laughed softly, and then said in a coaxing tone, "Okay, you are not pregnant, you are still the same as before."

Jiang Jiang's complexion improved.

"But you don't want to eat fish recently." Zhou Qiu said while thinking, "Is there any taboo... I remember something like cold and spicy."

Jiang Jiang's face turned back, "Do you still think I'm pregnant? I'm really not pregnant."

Zhou Qiu looked at him tenderly, "Little fool, it's all displayed on the machine, and I'm still running away."

Jiang Jiang looked gloomy, "I'm really not pregnant."

It's not easy for him to say that the stuff in his stomach is actually something else, because it will definitely involve some unspeakable things, so he can only argue in vain.

Probably because the way he retorted was too stubborn, after Zhou Qiu comforted him a few words, he thought about it and said, "Do you not want this child?"

Jiang Jiang didn't even bother to defend himself, and said lazily, "If so."

Zhou Qiu looked very serious, he looked into Jiang Jiang's eyes, "If you don't want it, I will accompany you to kill it."

Jiang Jiang was taken aback.

He didn't expect Zhou Qiu to kill him without any hesitation, because he clearly liked the other party very much just now.

"But." Zhou Qiu frowned slightly, and he continued, "I've heard others say that aborting a child is very harmful to the mother, and the damage is irreversible. I don't want to I saw you hurt."

Jiang Jiang sighed deeply.

He said unrequitedly, "That's it."

Zhou Qiu's frown was loosened, he held Jiang Jiang's hand, and said seriously, "It will be very hard during pregnancy, but I will take good care of you and stay with you all the time."

Jiang Jiang didn't know what to say, so he heheed twice expressionlessly.

At this time, he was very grateful to the system for saying that he would be able to leave in a month.

Otherwise, he really doesn't know how he will pay Zhou Qiu a child!

As for the current situation, let's just make mistakes... Wait.

Jiang Jiang looked at Zhou Qiu, blinked and said, "It's good that you are happy, but I have something to ask you."

Zhou Qiu asked softly, "What is it?"

"That's right." Jiang Jiang said slowly, "I'm pregnant now, and I'm going to be in heat later, what should I do?"

What can be done.

Zhou Qiu told Jiang Jiang with his own actions.

There is no other way but for him to be careful and slow down.

But this is really a bit exhausting.

Later, Jiang Jiang was tortured under the violent emotional tide, crying that he was really not pregnant and didn't need to be so cautious, and at the same time begged Zhou Qiu if he was a man, could he hurry up.

If Zhou Qiu hadn't used absolute force to suppress it.

Jiang Jiang estimated that he would be forced to stand up and do it himself.

It's a pity that his small arms and legs couldn't push Zhou Qiu down, but Zhou Qiu pushed him in//in a little bit.

After one session, he felt uncomfortable, and a fine layer of sweat appeared on Zhou Qiu Junmei's face and body.

Thanks to Zhou Qiu's slowness, this was the only time Jiang Jiang was still conscious after finishing.

Although he was so limp as if he had no bones when he was taken to the bath, he could speak without any problem—ignoring the hoarse voice.

"There will be none later." Jiang Jiang asked feebly, "I will splatter blood on the spot again."

Zhou Qiu rubbed his limbs for him, and pinched his cheek when he heard the words, "Don't talk nonsense, there should be two more times in the future."

Jiang Jiang's eyes widened, and before he could speak, Zhou Qiu continued, "But it's okay, I just measured your body, as long as you go slowly, it won't hurt you much."

Jiang Jiang's complexion was not good, he gritted his teeth and said, "Is this a physical problem? This is a problem that drives my spirit crazy!"

Zhou Qiu rubbed his waist for him, and said helplessly, "It's because I didn't think about it. I didn't expect to succeed once, but this time is still within the time marked permanently."

Jiang Jiang looked at him desperately, "I'm really, really not pregnant, and there may be something wrong with these machines, why don't we go to the hospital to find a specialist?"

Zhou Qiu said hesitantly, "But time is running out."

"What time?" Jiang Jiang was a little at a loss, "Isn't there an interval of two hours?"

Zhou Qiu took the healing agent prepared on the side, then squeezed some into his hand, and gently inserted//into the place where Jiang Jiang was used repeatedly.

At the same time, he lowered his head and kissed Jiang Jiang's forehead, "The interval between the first and second times is two hours, and the second to third time is one hour."

Jiang Jiang's expression froze, "Wait, you've been doing it for an hour at a time, so there's no time to rest!"

"So... time is running out."

Jiang Jiang was wrong.

Keep yourself conscious when you're done.

That's real cruelty.

After finally finishing the next few times, he has already appeared in a state of out-of-body.

Even Zhou Qiu holding the "Encyclopedia of Pregnancy Knowledge", "Pillow Book for Pregnant Women", "The Safest Times to Do in Early Pregnancy", and "Female Education Book" could not shake Jiang Jiang's lovelessness.

His consciousness has been tortured and tortured for so long, and now he can't sleep.

Jiang Jiang just listened to Zhou Qiu reading a storybook to the cub in his stomach with his eyes out of focus, all the while hearing Zhou Qiu's brain beeping.

Jiang Jiang looked over quietly, and saw Zhou Qiu put down the book, glanced at Zhizhi and stood up.

"I'll go out for a while." Zhou Qiu smiled slightly, calmly as always, "Come back soon."

Jiang Jiang glanced at the already dark sky outside, then nodded to Zhou Qiu.

No way.

Even talking is a luxury for him now.

Zhou Qiu bent down and kissed his hair.

Then turn around and leave.

It was strange to say that when Zhou Qiu was by his side, he was full of energy, but when they left, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but yawned.

He rubbed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep consciously.

When he woke up, he saw that it was bright outside.

Jiang Jiang didn't get up because his body was still sore.

With difficulty, he reached out and took the brain beside the bed, and then opened it, ready to see if there was any result in Rong Qiu's fight with the prince.

As a result, as soon as the smart brain was turned on, a sentence hung brightly on the main interface.

[The prince of the imperial capital and the star master of the chaotic star sea officially announced their alliance]

Jiang Jiang's still confused head cleared.

Wow.

what's going on.

Was the plot cut?

Why did it suddenly come to the part where the protagonist Gong Shou teamed up!