After dressing as a kitten, I became popular and rich

Chen Chen is full of thoughts, anyway, I am a cat now, what's wrong with me showing weakness?

Who can say anything about him, he is no longer a human being, why do he still care about so many messes.

Can I have a good time?

Chen Chen is here to relax and ask for warmth generously, while Lang Hexu hugs this fat cat who suddenly became intimate with him rather unaccustomedly. The question in his mind is that I am not very friendly to this cat. Even cold, why is it suddenly so sticky?

No matter how slimy you are, I don't keep pets either.

Lang Hexu, who had finished his mental activities, remained motionless, not intending to rub him.

Lang Hexu didn't rub him, Chen Chen was still not happy, his fleshy paws patted Lang Hexu's chest, his big eyes innocently looked down at him, Lang Hexu, who didn't know, thought it was some charming little fairy in the middle of the night Seductive.

Seeing that Lang Hexu remained still, Chen Chen blinked and made a more innocent expression.

It's so cute that it's malicious, and it's so cute that people can't say it's not cute. Who wouldn't be tempted by this?

Lang Hexu had no expression on his face, but his hands slowly and involuntarily ran along Chen Chen's back.

Chen Chen purred comfortably, his voice was small and delicate, this voice combined with this clingy attribute, Lang Hexu sat on the chair, with a look of sudden realization on his face, and said with a slight smile: "I know why you have changed, It must be because of birth control." After speaking, she showed an expression of "I understand".

Hearing the word birth control, Chen Chen's legs tightened, and his raised tail followed suit.

As a man, anyone who hears the words of birth control and sterilization will feel his legs tighten.Although he is a cat now, his human instincts still exist.

But in Lang Hexu's eyes, this kind of performance turned into a pitiful little girl.To be honest, it's really cute, whether it's acting like a baby or showing a pitiful look.

Lang Hexu is not facial paralyzed, he didn't have any expressions before, it was because Chen Chen was just a cat, and it was too strange for him to make an expression on a cat, he was not used to it, after all, the previous cats didn't interact with him so much, They are not too clingy to him, and they repel him because of his birth control for them. They often avoid him and eat when he is not around.

When sending away the recovering cats, the cats rushed out quickly as if they were relieved, without any lingering thoughts and without looking back.

So Chen Chen clings to him like this, which makes him a little uncomfortable, but now he is much better.

The movements of stroking hair are much more proficient.

Chen Chen thought in his heart, as long as you don't keep bringing up the matter of birth control, then we can still get along with each other in peace.

Fortunately, I am a cat now. If I were a human being, I would definitely go crazy if I was castrated.

Thinking of this, Chen Chen couldn't help sighing. After becoming a cat, the bottom line was lowered, and he wasn't particularly angry or resentful.

It seems that if you can't be a human being, you lose a lot of rights.

The types are different, so naturally there is no way to pursue and condemn them.

Chen Chen couldn't explain why he became a cat, but no matter what situation he was in, he adapted well and would not hurt Chunqiu.

He didn't think he could digest himself, why he became a cat, so he simply pretended that he didn't know, didn't understand, and didn't care.

There is a saying that is good, if you come, you will be safe.

Lang Hexu saw that Chen Chen wasn't making a fuss like he was just outside the door, so he sat down at the table again.Holding Chen Chen in one hand, and holding the documents in the other, he continued his work.

While reading the materials, his hands were unconsciously stroking Chen Chen's hair all the time.

Chen Chen squinted his eyes comfortably, and unconsciously fell asleep.

It was already late when Lang Hexu finished reading the materials. He looked up at the time, then looked down at Chen Chen who was sleeping peacefully in his arms, put it on the table in front of him, stretched himself, and shook his stiff neck.

Then he carried Chen Chen out of the study room and put him on the small round blanket in the living room.

When Chen Chen put it down, he still hummed twice, as if he was quite reluctant to part with Lang Hexu's embrace.But Lang Hexu didn't stay too long, after putting down Chen Chen, he turned and left to go back to his bedroom, wash and rest.

The next day, Chen Chen slept until the sun was high as usual, and when he woke up, the room was as quiet and quiet as before. Looking at the time, he had already gone to work at school early.

Standing up and walking around the living room, he found that the cat food bowl was full of cat food and nutrition cream. Chen Chen immediately remembered that he didn't eat anything last night, and his stomach was grunting at the right time.

Chen Chen, who was so hungry, quickly ran to have a big meal, and waited until his stomach was full before continuing to think about what to do next.

In fact, cats can't play like people, such as surfing the Internet, shopping, and playing, but they are still very free if they don't worry about making a living, but they are also a bit boring, especially when there is no one to talk to and chat with you.Chenchen alone can't help thinking about Yao Jiacheng and their past.

This is something he can't control, especially when there is no one else, there is nothing to do, and he can't help but think about some past bits and pieces in his mind.

In fact, he didn't want to think about the past at all, it was too painful, he wished Lang Hexu could be at home so that he could interact with him, so that his empty mind could be occupied by other things.

This relationship hit Chen Chen very hard. He would wonder whether he was not good enough and his personality was not interesting enough. If he tried to change and become what Yao Jiacheng liked, would their relationship not be so easy? broken?He keeps introspecting and denying himself. It is actually a very shocking thing for close people to look down on you.

Chen Chen didn't go anywhere with a cat, and he didn't go to find Yao Jiacheng, just lying at home so bored and thinking wildly, the more he thought about it, the more depressed and sad he became, his whole body was immersed in sad emotions, and he couldn't get out.

This atmosphere was not broken until Lang Hexu came back.

Chen Chen was lying on the floor, and when he heard the sound of the door, he immediately turned over and stood up to greet Lang Hexu.

This was the first time someone greeted Lang Hexu home, oh no, it was a cat who greeted him.

Similarly, this is also the first time Chen Chen welcomes Lang Hexu home, he took the initiative, rubbing along Lang Hexu's trouser legs all the time, he even raised his paw to look at Lang Hexu, wanting Lang Hexu to hug him.

Chen Chen discovered a miraculous thing, that is, as soon as he got close to Lang Hexu, he didn't think about his ex-husband so much, and then he was very relaxed, so he clings to Lang Hexu even more, hoping to stay by his side for a while, so that he doesn't have to Frequently think about the past.

Lang Hexu was entangled by the enthusiastic little fat cat and couldn't walk away, so she had to bend down to pick up the fat cat, and went back to the bedroom to take a bath with one hand.When he was taking a shower, Chen Chen stayed in the bedroom, not going anywhere, from time to time he would glance at Lang Hexu in the bathroom, but he couldn't see anything through the bathroom door.

When Lang Hexu was taking a bath inside, Chen Chen was even thinking, this guy looks gentle, and his figure should not be as good as his. Thinking of this, Chen Chen is still a little complacent, because what he is most proud of is his figure , that proportion, that abdominal muscle and that mermaid line, absolutely nothing, but after thinking about it, let it go, he is no longer a human being, there is nothing comparable to it.

are all empty.

When he was bored and in a daze, after taking a shower, Lang Hexu came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his lower body, and his hair was dripping wet. Chen Chen turned his head and looked over. When getting up, the whole person was stunned, because Mr. Lang's figure was even more amazing than him.

After Lang Hexu came out, he wiped his hair with a towel, and when he looked down, he found a cat rubbing his eyes.There is nothing strange about a cat rubbing its eyes. The strange thing is that the cat stopped to look at him while rubbing his eyes, and then rubbed his eyes again, as if he saw something that shocked him. The picture is quite funny. Interesting, Lang Hexu raised his lips slightly, looked at him and said, "Are you acting cute again?"

If Chen Chen could speak, he would definitely say right now, buddy, okay, how do you practice this?

In fact, Chen Chen also murmured in his heart.Because in his impression, Lang and Xu in clothes looked really weak, and the only advantage might be that they were slightly taller than him.But now I find that Lang Hexu who took off his clothes is not weak at all, even stronger than him.

Under normal circumstances, men would not admit that the same sex next to him is stronger than him, but it can be seen with the naked eye that Lang Hexu's figure is impeccable. With a touch of sex in it, it's purely a compliment.

At this moment, Chen Chen had to admit that some people were excellent from the inside out, and he couldn't accept it.

Lang Hexu noticed that the cat suddenly started to be in a daze, so he ignored it. He wiped his hair half-dry with a towel, then dried it with a hair dryer, and then changed into pajamas. After he changed his clothes and came out, he found that the cat was still in a daze .

He had to interrupt the cat because he was going to rest and the cat had to go back to the living room, the bedroom was not a place for him.

Lang Hexu just picked Chen Chen up, and when he walked out, Chen Chen touched his chest with two cat paws, and then touched his abdominal muscles with the paws of his hind limbs, his expression was like a thief.

Chen Chen is actually a little skeptical, because plastic surgery has become a very common thing in this day and age, some men even go for injections to make themselves look like male models, and even break their own leg bones, stuffing things into them, Increased his height, so he suspected that Lang Hexu also had an injection, so he couldn't help but touch it, but after touching it, he found that it was not as stiff as he imagined, but very elastic, it was pure sensuality, not after the injection. Stiff, one of his colleagues had undergone surgery to turn his stomach into abs, and he and other colleagues had been lucky enough to be invited to touch the plastic surgery belly, which was not the same as the one he had just touched.

It appears to be true.

I couldn't help but say another sentence in my heart, awesome.

Lang Hexu thought Chen Chen's coquettish operation was a bit silly, and he didn't pay much attention to it. He licked the cat, and the cat touched him, and it was even.But before Chen Chen could say a few more awesome words, Lang Hexu put him in the corridor, and then the door closed in front of him, Chen Chen was stunned.

He really wanted to stay in a peaceful and peaceful place, originally he was thinking about staying in his room tonight, of course it didn't mean sleeping on his bed, he could sleep on the blanket under the bed, isn't that a high request?

In the end, before he could recover, he was rubbed out by others.

Chen Chen tried to knock on the door, but the other party didn't answer.

It was so late, Chen Chen was too embarrassed to keep harassing people, tried to knock, but after no response, he went back to the living room and lay down obediently.

Anyway, Chen Chen has been enjoying life here more and more.You don't have to worry about work, you don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and someone is still responsible for shoveling shit after going to the toilet.

Being a house cat is such a blessing.

In fact, it is also very good to stay away from the troubles of the world.

Chen Chen comforted himself in various ways, and then went to eat a small amount of nutritional cream in the cat food bowl. Although this was his second meal, it was already night, and Lang Hexu prepared some food for him. There was no cat food, only nutrition paste.

It can be seen from this incident that Lang Hexu is serious about losing weight.But for Chen Chen, this food is absolutely not enough.

So in the early hours of the morning, Chen Chen, who had no sleepiness, felt hungry again.

Last night, although he had no choice but to bear the hunger and sleep until dawn, but this time because he slept too much during the day, he couldn't sleep at night, and the hunger followed him like a shadow, like a maggot attached to the bone, torturing the cat.

Remembering that the sausage he ate the day before yesterday did not have any negative impact on him, Chen Chen decided to steal another sausage tonight.

Whether it is a human or a cat, hunger is unbearable.

What's more, he and Lang Hexu are just a matter of concept. Lang Hexu unilaterally thinks that he needs to lose weight, but he thinks that there is no need to lose weight. Now he is very cute, why should he lose weight?

So Chen Chen naturally got up from the blanket.He leisurely came to the kitchen to inspect, wanting to see what was available to eat.

He simply looked around, and found that all the food in the cabinet had been locked by Lang Hexu, and it couldn't open things like combination locks.But next time when Lang Hexu presses the password, he can observe from the side, the 6-digit password should be easy to remember.

There was no way to eat the things in the cabinet, Chen Chen turned his head to the refrigerator, then only the refrigerator could allow him to commit crimes.

As the soul of a high-intelligence human being and one of the most agile animals, can the refrigerator stump him?cannot.

After observing the terrain for a moment and imagining it in his mind, Chen Chen sharpened his claws on the ground and started his action.

Jump onto the desk first, then jump up from the desk and onto the handle of the refrigerator.The reason why he can jump onto the handle so smoothly is because Lang Hexu's refrigerator is not the most fashionable kind of refrigerator, but a retro style, and only retro style refrigerators have refrigerator handles.Using the handle of the refrigerator and the inertia of his body rushing forward, he simply opened the door of the upper cabinet of the refrigerator.

After opening the refrigerator, Chen Chen fell to the ground and came to the platform again. This time he needed to jump from the counter to the opposite stove, and then from the stove to the upper floor of the open refrigerator.

He didn't jump on the refrigerator immediately after jumping on the stove, but first observed what was on the upper refrigerator.

Not bad, besides vegetables and fruits, there are slices of ham, slices of bread, yogurt, milk, and raw meat. This raw meat should be used tomorrow. Take it out of the freezer in advance today and put it on the fresh-keeping layer. It can be used directly the next day.

Although there will be a storm and the risk of teeth being knocked out tomorrow, Chen Chen has lost his rationality due to hunger. Pick the food you want to eat, first cut the yogurt seal with your paws, but because the nails were cut, the yogurt cover couldn't be opened for a while.

Fortunately, his teeth haven’t been knocked out yet, so he gently pricked a hole with his fangs, then fixed the yogurt cup with his claws, the teeth began to slide on it, after the lid was opened, Chen Chen stretched out the tip of his tongue and licked inside, and then Spit it out.

This yogurt is actually sugar-free, it's too unpalatable, I'm dizzy.

Sure enough, if you want to have a good figure, you really want to quit sugar, even yogurt is sugar-free.

Chen Chen gave up yogurt and chose to eat sliced ​​ham.

Fortunately, although sliced ​​ham is the kind that needs to be fried, eating it raw does not hinder its deliciousness, especially in front of the hungry Chen Chen, these slices of ham saved his cat's life.

Chen Chen ate heartily in the refrigerator, and finally ate a pear, which filled his mouth with a sweet taste, and then jumped out of the refrigerator contentedly.

Then he jumped up suddenly with all his strength, and slapped the refrigerator door in with his claws.

He thought he had closed the refrigerator door tightly, and turned away without checking.On the second day, Lang Hexu woke up and came out of the bedroom to make breakfast, but found that the kitchen floor was covered with water, and the upper shelf of the refrigerator, which had not been closed overnight, melted and water flowed out of it.The culprit who made a mess in the kitchen was sleeping soundly in a corner at this time, not knowing what kind of storm he was about to usher in.

Looking at the messy Lang Hexin, there is only one lyrics echoing in my heart: I gave you freedom too much.

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