After dressing as a kitten, I became popular and rich

Lang Hexu returned home with a recycle bag. Maybe the fat cat was too conspicuous. He was about to bend down to take out his slippers for a change, when he saw a ball lying on the blanket, like a ball of fluffy wool.

Ok?

The fat cat that left is back?

After changing into his slippers, Lang Hexu walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows. For a moment, he couldn't remember whether he had closed the windows properly before he left. He simply went out to have a look, and found that the floor he was on was quite high.

This fat cat is very courageous, and it seems that no one can stop it when it comes in and out.

Lang Hexu walked in from the balcony and found that all the cat food poured out last night had been eaten.

It seems that he came back only when he was hungry, and left when he woke up. Thinking of this, the balcony door left a gap for the cat to come in and out, so that it was convenient for him to leave, so he went to the kitchen to cook.

Lang Hexu's cooking skills are average, neither good nor bad. He can cook some simple dishes. He doesn't like his taste, even if he boiled noodles in plain water and mixed with chopped green onions, he can still eat them.

The vegetables he bought were not eaten in one meal tonight, they were probably his food for three days. After everything was cleaned and dried and put in the refrigerator to keep fresh, Lang Hexu turned around to take a shower, drank a glass of water before starting to prepare dinner.

Maybe thinking that this cat is still fasting, and not wanting the tragedy like last night to happen again, Lang Hexu boiled the noodles in clear water, added a few slices of green vegetables, then mixed chopped green onions with salt and sesame oil, and prepared a glass of fruit juice, Dinner is done, it's so light, the cat should not be interested.

Chen Chen woke up after Lang Hexu took out the white noodles and put them into the noodles mixed with chopped green onions.

After slowly recovering his figure, he came to the table briskly, jumped onto the chair, and then jumped from the chair to the desk on the other side, stretching his head to see what Lang Hexu was doing.

Now that I can't eat human food, it's good to have a look at it to satisfy my cravings.

The result looked lonely.

What is this stuff?

Mix white noodles with chopped green onion, pour some sesame oil, and add some green vegetables. Is this for human food?

Can this be eaten?

As a human being, Chen Chen used to have a heavy taste, heavy oil and spicy food, he liked to eat hot pot, barbecue and other food, and to eat white water noodles, without a delicious stew, he would not want to eat a bite.

This dinner looked too bland.

Lang Hexu turned around and saw a cat jumping from the ground to the chair, and then from the chair to the desk. He can definitely say that this is the most flexible "fat man" he has ever seen.

One person and one cat looked at each other.

Lang Hexu didn't speak, poured himself a glass of juice, mixed the noodles and brought them to the dining table.

During this period, Chen Chen looked at Lang Hexu's arm more often, and it was fine for him to have a cat at home. As soon as Lang Hexu came back, he remembered the matter of scratching him, which was actually quite embarrassing.

Although he didn't understand why Lang Hexu wanted to slap his throat, to be honest, he thought this person was a pervert at the time.

But he sneaked ahead, so there was nothing to say.

So I took the initiative to come over, wanting to calm down the atmosphere, I couldn't say the apology, so I took it as an apology by meowing a few words, thinking this way, Chen Chen jumped down from the desk again, and followed Lang Hexu to the dining table .

He didn't jump on it, but circled around Lang Hexu, and when he caught Lang Hexu's gaze, he raised his head and meowed twice, and cutely rubbed against Lang Hexu's trousers.

"Meow meow--"

Lang Hexu took a fixed look at Chen Chen with his chopsticks, without thinking too much, stood up and took the cat tray, put it in front of Chen Chen, then poured a glass of pure water, rinsed the noodles in the water to wash off the salt And oil, put in front of Chen Chen.

Chen Chen looked at the food in front of him and looked up at Lang Hexu: Sorry, I'm not interested in this kind of food.

Originally, he wanted to turn around and leave, leaving a butt for him, expressing his rejection.

But thinking about his behavior, he didn't care about what happened yesterday with him, and even bought him something to eat. He didn't appreciate it, okay?

Thinking of this, Chen Chen groaned and moved to the plate.

"Meow—" I don't like to eat this thing, but I only eat it to save you from losing face and to celebrate our breaking the ice, you know?

Lang Hexu regarded this constant whining as joy, and finally nodded meaningfully.

"So you like noodles."

Chen Chen hurriedly meowed, the voice was more intense than before.

"Think too much, I don't like to eat!"

Lang Hexu didn't say anything after that, Chen Chen naturally didn't know if he could hear the resistance in his meow.

Whatever you want, anyway, you can't eat human food except stealing it.

After Lang Hexu picked up chopsticks for him, he ate his own. Chen Chen forced himself to eat up the tasteless noodles. After eating, he pushed the empty plate to a place where Lang Hexu could see it. He sees.

When Lang Hexu looked over, Chen Chen's little fat paw patted on the plate, meaning, see, I'll save face for you, I ate all the noodles.

But the brainwaves of humans and animals are different, or Lang Hexu can't see too much emotion from a cat's eyes, so in Lang Hexu's view, Chen Chen's paws are meant to be eaten.

He refused in a calm tone: "Look at your own figure, look in the mirror, you can't eat anymore, you should go on a diet to lose weight." As a medical professor, he felt that this fat boy needed to diet to lose weight when he bathed Chen Chen. Move more, otherwise it will affect your health.

Misunderstood, Chen Chen's face darkened, he looked down at his paws and belly, and then flicked his heavy tail.

He couldn't see clearly from this angle, he felt that he really had to find a mirror to see his real appearance, thinking of this, he didn't care about being misunderstood by Lang Hexu, and ran around the room with the door open, looking for a mirror.

I actually wondered in my heart, am I really fat enough to go on a diet?

Cats are also creatures that need to go on a diet?

He always thought that cats were just lazy, they would be fed when they were hungry, cleaned up after they were taken away, and comfortable in every way, and he used to be envious of them.

When he finally found a floor-to-ceiling mirror in Lang Hexu's bedroom, he was shocked when he saw himself in the floor-to-ceiling mirror.

She was not shocked by her chubby figure, but by her cute figure.

He looked at the fat cat in the mirror from the perspective of a human being, and there is only one word-cute.

If I have to describe it in detail, it is so cute. The big and round eyes are very beautiful black gold. When I tilt my head and look in the mirror, I feel cute, cute and innocent. Fluffy, who would resist the urge to touch it?

The fur on his limbs is white, and his belly is also white, but his back has silver tiger stripes. Put him in the snow to pretend to be a snow leopard cub. Some people may believe it, but it's pretty bluffing anyway.

I lost it, this is too cute, Chen Chen sighed in his heart.

As for being fat or not, being chubby isn’t cute, isn’t it delicious? Regardless of whether he is fat or not, he doesn’t think there is anything wrong with being fat, and it’s not that human beings need to pay attention to body problems.

When you are a cat, you can relax, eat, drink and have fun, and be happy in your hometown.

The invincible and lovely Chen Chen came back to the living room with haughty steps, but at this time Lang Hexu had finished eating and was clearing the table.

Chen Chen saw him put the dinner plate in the dishwasher, picked up a rag to wipe the kitchen counter, followed Pidianpidian to him, and circled around begging for food.

The last time he ate was in the afternoon, and it was already evening.

Mr. Lang, you are done eating, should you pour cat food for me, who is cute and lovely?

In order to eat, Chen Chen rubbed his head all the time.

Before Lang Hexu wore leather shoes, he couldn't feel anything, but now that he was wearing slippers, he could still feel the heat from the cat's body through his toes through the socks. It was warm and soft, and the touch was amazingly comfortable.

Lang Hexu didn't make a sound, because he personally enjoyed it quite a bit.

Although he has encountered a pestering cat before, he will send it away when the time comes. He has no plans to keep a pet, but he will not resist being approached a few times before leaving, and he is not worried about staying for a long time. reluctant.

His heart is hard.

He wasn't reluctant to part with the cats before, he had always made it very clear that he didn't want to keep pets, no matter how cute these animals were, they were just cats, they wouldn't be his pets, and had nothing to do with him.

Chen Chen still doesn't know that Lang Hexu has made up his mind to let him raise him and send him out to fend for himself, and he won't be moved by his cuteness, although he just wants some cat food now.

It may be that Chen Chen rubbed for a long time and accompanied by the soft and sweet meow meow, Lang Hexu finally wiped his hands and squatted in front of Chen Chen.

Chen Chen immediately rushed to his empty plate and pushed it away.

The meaning is obvious, go eat.

Lang Hexu looked at Chen Chen who was guarding the plate not far away, no matter whether he understood or not, he said: "You have a physique that can't eat dinner, if you save cat food at night, just treat it as weight loss." Chen Chen's tone was It seems to be very ruthless, there is no room for change.

Chen Chen spent so much time trying to be cute, but in exchange for such a fluffy sentence, he was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

My heart is more grievance.

Where am I getting fat?

I'm not fat at all and you don't know how sad my empty stomach is.

It might be that Lang Hexu's eyes were too determined. After hearing this, Chen Chen didn't insist on anything, and walked towards the blanket dedicated to the seven-day tour for stray cats with his head and tail drooping and lay down again.

It was night, it was pitch black outside, and the house was also pitch black. Chen Chen who stayed until two o'clock in the morning felt extremely empty.

The emptiest place is the stomach.

Very hungry, very hungry, really hungry, as if the stomach acid is going to melt all the internal organs, the feeling of scratching the heart and lungs is too uncomfortable.

Unbearable, Chen Chen decided to take the risk and went to the kitchen closet to find something to eat.

For a cat, plus a human soul, it is still very easy to find dry food such as nuts and ham in the cabinet.

After a lot of effort, Chen Chen opened the cabinet and got in. He found the ham sausage with his sense of smell. When he bit his fangs a little, the ham sausage opened an opening. With another swipe of his teeth along the button, the whole sausage revealed its true face. , Chen Chen, who was so hungry that his heart was on his back, couldn't care about other things, and started to eat with big mouthfuls.

When he was a human, he vaguely heard that pets such as cats and dogs could not eat ham and sausage.

But when a cat is extremely hungry, it doesn't matter whether you can eat or not, it's important to fill the stomach.

Just eat it.

As for the consequences, let's say it's ok after eating?