Major General is always in fancy courtship [Interstellar]

Some people say that when God closes the door for you, don't worry, He must have left a window for you.

The former Yi Xiaoshou thought it was bullshit.

But on the tenth day after he came to this world, he firmly believed that this was a truth.

Ten days ago, he was still a poor boy with an account balance of 119.02, but ten days later, he was already a profiteer who made his fortune.

Compared with the treachery of human beings in the previous life, people in this world can't be more deceitful!Of course, in the eyes of others, Yi Xiaoshou is a profiteer, a sinister and dangerous person, but Yi Xiaoshou thinks that he is an angel, and the reason for coming to this world is to save the world.

Opening the Skynet trading center, looking at the messages on his trading page, Yi Xiaoshou started his own journey of Buddha (fa) light (jia) universal (zhi) illumination (fu).

The person who left a message on the page was a rough man with a simple appearance, but he was crying a little bit, and the words in the message were even more shocking: "Xiao Jiejie doesn't want others anymore, I don't want to live anymore, what's so good about being a sissy? Why doesn't he want to try it with others if he has a muscular body?"

"Because he is stupid." Yi Xiaoshou started psychological counseling against his conscience.In fact, Yi Xiaoshou doesn't understand what's wrong with this world. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, as long as they can't be imagined, there is nothing that doesn't exist. These people's views on love are used to refresh his 2016 version of the world view.

"No!" The rough man cried in pain, "He's not stupid! I love him!"

"Oh." Yi Xiaoshou responded with his expressionless villain.The image of the characters on Skynet can be set by oneself. For example, Yi Xiaoshou, he has always yearned for a muscular figure in front of him, but he also upholds the good and restrained customs of the Chinese nation for 5000 years, so he made his villain It is set to a figure that looks thin and fleshy when undressed, which is restrained!

"I don't want to live anymore." The rough man cried intermittently, and finally got to the point.Yi Xiaoshou also became serious, straightened his back, and entered the state of talking about business, he looked at the man in front of him, and nodded solemnly: "Since he doesn't love you, then you should avenge him with death! Let him never forget you!"

"Yes!" The rough man cried with tears streaming down his face. His idea was supported by Yi Xiaoshou, which made him extremely gratified. The federal law does not allow suicide. Once suicide is rescued, it will be an endless long-term Imprisonment is more tormenting than death, this kind of torture with no end in sight.

What?You said the success rate of suicide is high?Just kidding, you try to commit suicide in this intelligent world, Pingci?Sorry, the car's automatic navigation can dodge perfectly.Jump off a building?Sorry, your body is too strong to fall to your death.Cut your wrists?Just dream, high technology will save you in minutes.Take medicine, hehe, first of all, you must be able to buy medicine.

Therefore, in this world, suicide is also a technical job. Without any background, it is extremely difficult to commit suicide.

The existence of Yi Xiaoshou is the gospel for these suicides.

I don't know when, a legend quietly circulated on those suicide forums. A mysterious person sold fruit juice on Skynet with his strong background. If he wanted to commit suicide, then his fruit juice was the best choice.

Some people ridiculed, some people were skeptical, but as the people who bought the fruit juice gradually disappeared on this forum, everyone couldn't sit still—could it be that the mysterious shop was selling real products? What about the fruit juice!They are well aware of how toxic fruit juice is. Except for some strange beasts, no one can withstand the toxicity of fruit juice. Even a double-S genius may become a waste that cannot be saved after encountering fruit juice.

And these rumors reached their peak after the veterans of the forum also tried.The old man no longer appeared on this forum. If the disappearance of those short-lived characters still made them doubtful, the disappearance of the old man undoubtedly gave them great confidence-the old man said that unless he dies successfully, he will never die. Give up discussing with everyone on this forum how to escape the surveillance of Skynet and successfully commit suicide.

However, when they firmly believed in such a shop and wanted to find it to end their lives successfully, the shop mysteriously disappeared.

Except for some people who were able to find the existence of this store with clues, others were denied entry, which made them complain.However, they have strengthened their inner beliefs, and they must, must find this store!

Yi Xiaoshou's store looks the same as other Skynet-activated talent medicine stores, except for the brutal price tag and the few scattered transactions below.

And the lovelorn in front of him with the image of a rough guy is one of the lucky ones who managed to find Yi Xiaoshou.He felt that his life could finally be fulfilled, he finally found this mysterious shopkeeper, he could finally end his life successfully, he could finally say goodbye in an earth-shattering way.

——Yes, suicide is an earth-shattering event in this world, especially when it is successful.

He wanted so much to see the painful appearance of the man who betrayed him, to see him and his little slut kneeling in front of his coffin and begging for forgiveness!But at that time, he was ignorant, and happily left this world in a way that attracted much attention.

With excitement in his eyes, he stared at Yi Xiaoshou in front of him: "What fruit is more poisonous. I want to buy it! It's not short of money!"

The expression on Yi Xiaoshou's face became more serious.He looked at the muscular man in front of him, and silently took his hand back from the apple juice.Having been in business for so long, he understands the meaning of this man's words very well. The translation is, it's okay if it's unpalatable, but it's expensive! !

He silently extended his hand to the durian killer.

When he handed the durian juice to the muscular man in front of him, the muscular man almost burst into tears of joy. After smelling the smell, he quickly placed the order and settled the bill, fearing that he would lose the bottle of "powerful" poison in front of him. He knew how the man in front of him tricked Skynet into selling poisonous fruits, but what he knew was that his dream was about to come true, and he could die smoothly and peacefully!

Go to TM's slag Gong and his goblins!He's going to be a celebrity!

After getting off Skynet, a handsome man was holding the "poison" in his hand, with tears in his eyes.God, this is real, this is not a dream!Such a magical breath, such a viscous liquid, such an alluring luster, it must be fruit juice!He will remember that kind shopkeeper all his life!

Opening the bottle cap suddenly, the aura that leaked out was even more intense. At the first smell, the man was almost fainted from the smoke, and it took a long time to come back to his senses.He is holding this small bottle seriously, it is this small bottle, which cost him 100 million federal coins, and he wants to drink up the fruit juice without any drop left!

He is not an ordinary person, he is well aware of the toxicity of durian, a drop of durian juice can easily poison an adult soldier to death!What's more, it's such a big bottle?Even if he himself is a double-A talent, he can die smoothly after such a bottle.

Closing his eyes, he sniffed again, and he actually smelled a bit of fragrance from it.Hardened, he poured the durian juice into his mouth without hesitation.

Fragrant, sweet, is this the taste of poison... Gradually he closed his eyes, and a smile appeared on his face—compared to the imagined pain, this kind of comfort is simply addictive, this is the taste of death Well, great.

After collecting the federal coins, a compassionate smile gradually appeared on Yi Xiaoshou's face—he is really a savior, and saved the life of a lost lamb!

It feels good to be rich.

Stretching lazily, he gnawed an apple after getting off the Skynet, happily stopped Qiuqiu's screaming, Yi Xiaoshou felt that he should go out for a stroll, and being reborn as an otaku, that was simply It's not good to re-live the life of the previous life in this life...

However, just as he was about to go out, Yi Xiaoshou was stopped by a man at the door. The man was so enchanting. If he hadn't looked carefully at the secondary sexual characteristics, Yi Xiaoshou might have thought it was a woman.

In memory... Yi Xiaoshou's expression changed slightly, and he secretly sighed that the original owner was confused by the scumbag.The man in front of him, like the original owner, looks very Asian, which is exquisite as the saying goes, but compared to this man named Eddie, although the original owner's appearance is excellent, it is not charming.Eddie is a goblin.

In memory, the original owner and Eddie were good friends.

Until one day, the scumbag said Eddie seduced him.The original owner bowed his head in front of his friends, but after knowing this, he felt inferior and angry and cut off contact with Eddie.

But from Yi Xiaoshou's point of view, the original owner's actions were just to find an outlet for his own inferiority complex.It's not that he doesn't believe in his friendship with Eddie, it's just that when the gap between him and Eddie is getting bigger and bigger, he chooses to give up this friendship. What the scumbag said is just a trigger for him to make this move .

"Damn it, are you still alive!" Eddie's exquisite little face was raised high, and his eyes were almost red when he saw Yi Xiaoshou the first time, but he still raised his head high, as if he didn't care about it. Caring in general, using stinging words to express his care clumsily.

Yi Xiaoshou looked at the person in front of him, sighed softly, just like the original owner did countless times in his dreams, and gave him a warm hug: "I'm fine, I'm sorry, and thank you."

The author has something to say: Reminder: The fruit juice sold by Xiaoshou is non-toxic!He is a profiteer who sells fake and shoddy fruit juice!