All furniture and dead things fall in love with me [Rebirth]

In the future, I can hold big Song Rui in one hand, hold little Song Rui in my arms, go for a walk in the park together, and buy clothes for the two Song Ruis.

Thinking about it, I feel—it’s so beautiful.

"What are you thinking about?" Xu Run interrupted him, "It's over."

"Oh." The general lifted the lid of the pot, poured the stirred flour into it, cut some enoki mushrooms, and put them in when the fire was almost over.

"That's right." Xu Run pulled the towel next to him to wipe his hands, "Let Xiao Rui not have to wake up so early in the future, and it's fine. I'll ask Auntie to keep food for him."

The reason why he judged that Song Rui was pregnant had something to do with breakfast.

Song Rui is very picky about eating, but the breakfast in Bai's family is very simple. Porridge and soy milk are fine once or twice, but he can't eat it all at once.

However, if you don’t eat, people say you are delicate, if you eat too little, people say you are hypocritical, and if you eat too much, you can’t swallow it, so you always see Song Rui running to the bathroom, and it’s hard not to doubt it three or five times a meal.

If she was really pregnant, it would be embarrassing for Song Rui to eat light food with everyone every day, so Xu Runyi decided that he would not have to wake up early tomorrow.

Those who get up early are those who go to work and school. Song Rui is an unemployed young man who is still pregnant, so there is no need to feel wronged.

"Yeah." That's a good deal.

"In the future, don't always work overtime, spend more time with him." Xu Run regards Song Rui as his family, and has a different attitude towards him. "I don't think he usually has any friends. Don't marry him and feel wronged." People."

"Yes." The general listened carefully to the lecture.

"A person who is pregnant cannot be exposed to the wind."

"Ah."

"Eating and drinking can't be bad." Xu Run is a mother-in-law for the first time, and he doesn't know much about daughter-in-law, but he has been a daughter-in-law, so he basically understands, "The child has not yet formed, so we need to do it a few more times."

"Ah."

Wait, what do you mean by doing more?

"Remember to clean up."

"..." Did something get mixed in?

"Not too often."

"...I seem to understand."

Xu Run is someone who has been there, and he is not shy when talking about it, but it makes the general blush.

"That's about it." Xu Run felt that what he said should be clear enough, and whether he could understand it all depended on this silly son.

His son is good at everything, but his brain is not clear, and he is relatively slow to that kind of thing, so he needs to beat him.

After all, the first pregnancy, the daughter-in-law and the son probably have no experience. Now it is not the same as before. Due to the supernatural power, there are rumors that doing it a few more times in the first month of pregnancy is equivalent to losing one's own strength to the child. The more powerful the ability is, in short, there is no harm at all.

"I'm leaving, you watch the pot." Xu Run patted the flour that was accidentally stained on his sleeve and left.

The general was left in a daze.

It turns out that pregnancy is still like this?

He really didn't know anything, and he didn't even think about why Song Rui became pregnant within a month of marriage.

According to Xu Run's thinking, the two of them went out every day before they got married and stayed at other people's homes. They probably had already done so, so it was understandable, but the general didn't know.

So it was a big misunderstanding.

Song Rui didn't know it yet, and he was still lying on the bamboo chair reading a book, taking a spoonful of fish food from time to time, and sprinkled it into the pond to feed the fish.

In the middle of his sight, a little black dog suddenly came running over, circling around the bamboo chair, grabbing on the edge of the bamboo chair, and biting the exposed quilt.

Song Rui waved his hands to chase him away, but the puppy barked and ran away, and came back after a while, biting his slippers and running away.

"..."

Feel like a sun-dried dog.

I could only wait for the general to come back and help him pick it up, but instead of the general, I waited for the general's younger brother.

"Wuji." Song Rui beckoned, "Can you do me a favor?"

A trace of surprise flashed in Wuji's eyes, "I am not disease-free, I am disease-free."

puff.

Song Rui smiled, "Don't lie to me, I recognize you."

Wuji's pupils dilated suddenly, "How did you recognize me?" His little dad might not even be able to recognize the difference between him and Wuji, and would admit his mistake every time.

"You two have different eyes." Song Rui explained to him, "Wubing looks cute, but in fact has a violent temper. As for you, although you look impulsive, you are actually stubborn."

Song Rui is the only one who can see this from a person's eyes.

The surprise in Wuji's eyes was even worse, "You know?"

Song Rui nodded, "I've seen it."

One day at noon, he saw Wu Bing squatting in a corner with a boiling kettle in his hand. He took a curious look and found that he poured boiling water into the ant nest. Groups of dead ants floated on the boiling water. He didn’t know they were scalded to death Yes, still drowned.

Song Rui coughed, and Wuji woke up suddenly. He panicked at first, and then realized that no one would recognize the difference between him and Wuji, so he simply spoke in Wuji's tone.

"Sister-in-law, please don't tell my little dad. I'm not as good as my brother in his heart. If he knows, he will hate me even more."

He is indeed very smart, and he realized it in an instant, but it is a pity that the person he wants to deceive is Song Rui. Song Rui has been in business for so many years, relying on playing with people's hearts, killing a bloody path from the true to the false, and seeing through it at a glance his disguise.

If there is no disease, he will probably say, so what if I did it?

He has nothing to worry about, because his own reputation is already very bad.

But Wubing is different. Wubing has a disguise at home. The reason why he pretends is to think better and please adults, so the first reaction is to cover up and not want to be discovered.

Song Rui also distinguished from this point who is disease-free and who is disease-free.

Wuji's eyes lit up, "You really know?"

"Hmm." Song Rui raised his eyebrows, "You don't believe me?"

"I believe." Wuji quickly nodded, "I just couldn't believe it all of a sudden, there is actually someone who can tell who is who between the two of us."

The two of them are so similar in appearance, blood, abilities, height, and even weight.

If it weren't for the difference in personality, I really wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all.

However, if two people are deliberately confused, if you pretend to be me and I pretend to be you, it will be even more difficult to distinguish, and the family members will not dare to call the two names, and it will be embarrassing every minute.

Song Rui chuckled, "I also observed it for a few days before I dared to confirm it."

The problem of studying without illness or illness is not a day or two. He observed it as soon as he entered the door, and paid special attention to the two of them. He just confirmed it recently. After all, the two of them are really too similar, as if they were carved out of the same mold, even the voice line All the same, exactly.

It can only be said that the Creator was too lazy, and directly carved two people out of the same mold.

"Then will you testify for me? I've always been wronged by Wuji." Speaking of Wuji, there was a trace of excitement on his face, "No one believed me, they all thought I was good or bad."

"I believe you." However, "I can't testify for you."

"Why?" Wuji was stunned.

"Because they don't believe me either." Song Rui explained to him, "Think about it, even your little dad can't tell the difference between you and Wubing. Even if I can tell the difference, others will say I can tell the difference It’s fake, and Wubing won’t just let you justify it.”

It's like a road of no return, the farther you go, the more depressed you are when you are sick, and the more violent you are afterward, which manifests itself in other personnel and affairs, and you don't worry about being exposed.

He was innocent and not stupid, so he pretended to be innocent when the blame was given to him. Both of them said that they were innocent, and the parents had no choice but to give up because they were afraid of calling the wrong person.

There is no punishment for making mistakes. Of course, the two children are becoming more and more arrogant, and mistakes are added to mistakes. It is still early, some small things can be solved, and it will lead to big mistakes in the future, and even destroy the Bai family.

It's not unreasonable for a three-year-old to see an old man. Of course, the two children are only teenagers now.

A disappointed expression appeared on Wuji's face, "I knew that you are all similar."

Song Rui disagreed, "I'm different from them. They wronged you, but I didn't wrong you."

Wuji snorted coldly, "You are no different from them if you refuse to testify for me."

"Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet." Song Rui comforted him, "Although I can't testify for you, I can change everyone's opinion of you."

"How to change?"

"Have you ever heard of a word?" Song Rui continued, "It's called a jumping clown."

"Jumping Clown?"

"Yeah." Song Rui nodded, "The reason why everyone doesn't believe you is because you are acting like a clown. If you can act more calmly, be more confident, and see the tricks, maybe everyone will change your mind. .”

Every time Wu Bing did something bad and planted it on him, he would be furious, yelling, accusing other people of not having eyes, but he didn't know that the more he was like this, the more others hated him.

Anyone who is pointed at the nose and scolded by a junior will resist from the heart.

But for a teenager, you really can't ask too much.

"Then what can I do to be more confident and calm?" He felt that he was already very calm.

"Learn." After going around for a long time, I finally got to the main topic. "Only when your mind is full of things can you use it flexibly. Next time you face your brother, you can deal with it calmly and see what happens."

Being bullied for so long, Wuji must be unwilling in his heart. Sometimes unwillingness is another kind of motivation. As long as there is one direction to exert force, sooner or later he will get out of the predicament.

Of course, the premise is that Wuji listens to it.

"Do I have to study?" It seems that the Bai family's genes are too strong, and the offspring don't like to study. "Can we start from other aspects?"

"No." Song Rui shook his head, "In history, anyone who held a high position was not highly educated and high-profile. Don't you want to hang around and wait to die in the future?"

This set is useless to Wuji, "My elder brother also failed the exam, so he was a marshal anyway."

"That's because your brother is alone and there is no competition. You are two people now, and the enemy is strong." Song Rui added angrily, "You are still young, and you have been overwhelmed by the disease. When you grow up, you will have a career. Family, even the object may be taken away by him, are you willing?"

"Not reconciled." Wuji's eyes flickered.

"Since you are not reconciled, try your best to overwhelm him. Start with your studies first, and then you will not lose to him in family, career, and love."

"But..." Wuji still has another worry, "If I do this, he will say that he did the good thing."

This will not trouble Song Rui, "He can do this for one thing, but he can't do it for everything, and even if he steals your credit, so what, the higher the praise, the worse the fall."

Wuji's eyes lit up, as if he understood, he clenched his fists, and suddenly leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, "Thank you."

With a smile on his face, he trotted away, unable to call back.

Song Rui sighed, "I said so much just to ask you to help me get my shoes back."

As a result, the bamboo basket fetched water in vain, and we still had to wait for the general to come back.