All furniture and dead things fall in love with me [Rebirth]

Song Rui straightened his collar and walked out the door again with a standard smile on his face.

The sound of closing the door was deliberately loud, so that other people could hear it. It was because he closed the door silently that he heard such a conversation.

The treatment he received this time was really different. The few people who had been chatting happily just now silenced their voices. Xu Run enthusiastically moved a stool for him to sit on, "Why are you up?"

Song Rui deliberately supported his waist, and put on a look of being favored, "I can't sleep, come out and have a look." He seemed to think of something, "By the way, what are you talking about? It's so lively."

Xu Run froze, with a slightly unnatural expression on his face.

"You're not talking about me, are you?" Song Rui asked seemingly unintentionally, "Have you seen the news? I've quit the circle, and I'm working hard for nothing."

Xu Run's expression turned ugly, "Did you hear that?"

"Huh?" Song Rui's expression was innocent, "What did you hear?"

He leaned on the table and propped his chin with his hands, "I just think it's bad for my reputation to do this job again, and it will affect my career. After all, I'm a general, and I can't recruit him."

Xu Run's face softened a little, "It's best for you to think this way. Of course, don't have psychological pressure. It doesn't matter if you don't have a job. Our Bai family can afford to raise a daughter-in-law."

"Yeah." This may really not be able to afford it. Although he didn't deliberately calculate his annual food and drink expenses, the clothes alone cost tens of millions. Not to mention that the general can't afford to support him, even the whole Bai family has to weigh it.

If it wasn't for the ability to make money, and he had shares in his hand, it is estimated that the entire Bai family would be defeated by him in a few years.

"What's missing, tell Wuze what's missing, that kid has money."

"Hmm." Isn't that the opposite?

Could it be that Wuze lacks something, what is short, tell him that he has money?

It seems that this father doesn't know much about Wu Ze's private life. This guy is so poor that he is about to drink the Northwest Wind, and he still needs to support him.

Erbai's nutritional expenses that were given to him disappeared within a few days, and Song Rui paid for it later.

Speaking of Erbai, Song Rui suddenly remembered, "Why haven't you seen Erbai?"

"Stealing food in the kitchen." His second uncle's partner said, "I saw him just now, he gained a lot of weight."

"Really?" Song Rui called out, "Erbai."

Hearing the sound, Erbai suddenly poked his head out of the pot, only to find that no one had buried it in again.

"Erbai?" Song Rui called again.

Erbai flew out reluctantly. During this period of time, he has also grown a lot. He can already fly crookedly, but he always bumps into things.

boom!

This guy ran out happily, but he bumped his head against the door frame and fell to the ground.

"It's still so useless." Song Rui covered his face.

But it was really fatter, his face was fat, like a balloon blown out, and his belly was bulging.

Song Rui got up, picked him up, and put him on the table, "I haven't seen you for a few days, I almost didn't recognize you."

Erbai rubbed his palms flatteringly, after all, he is papa, and he still misses him a little after not seeing him for a few days.

Song Rui was successfully captured by him, and immediately placed several orders, bought a lot of snacks, and prepared to raise him as a pig.

Satisfied, Erbai flew onto his shoulder, twirled around twice and found a comfortable place to lie down.

He doesn't have any big dreams either, and of course he sleeps after eating and drinking.

Song Rui glanced at him, "Did Erbai cause trouble?"

In the past two days of getting married, I was so busy that I seldom took care of him. Xu Run basically took care of him. I was afraid of disturbing him and Wuze's bridal chamber, so I deliberately locked him in the room and only released him afterwards.

"No." Xu Run liked Erbai very much, "It's very good, just like raising a son."

And it's more worry-free than his son. When he was raising the general, he was worried about the general's grades all day long. Now raising a pair of twins is even more worrying than the general was at that time. He has to worry about the grades of the two children.

The blood of the general's family is too strong, which has affected the descendants. They are all illiterate, and they are very serious.

The general's two younger brothers, the older brother is called Bai Wuji, and the younger brother is called Bai Wubing. The two children's favorite thing to do is to guess who I am?

Worrying about Xu Rui badly, I can't recognize who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother all day long. The elder brother has a quiet personality, and the younger brother is incompetent, causing trouble all day long. Xu Run accidentally hit the wrong person, but he is the parent Disobedient two beat together.

"That's good." Song Rui said politely.

"Hey, that's right." Xu Run suddenly remembered something, "Are you free later?"

"What's the matter?" He is currently unemployed at home, of course he is free.

"Let's play mahjong together in a while." They are usually bored at home, playing high technology and can't play with young people, and they all rely on playing mahjong to survive. "It happens that one of the three is missing."

Grandpa has four sons, a daughter, and a female. The daughter and the female have been married, and there are only four sons left, which happens to be the fourth room, which can make up a table of mahjong. However, the third room is not here today, and Xu Run is the fourth room , General, his father is the fourth son of the old man.

The relationship spectrum is quite messy, but fortunately, Song Rui has a developed brain, so he can remember it all at once.

"Playing mahjong?" He humbly said, "I'm not very good at it."

This is the truth, but his memory is super strong, he can remember the position of all the cards clearly, which is equal to Ming playing, and he can also read minds and see through other people's minds. Playing mahjong is not a matter of minutes. Mahjong is too uneconomical in terms of power, so he decided to outsmart him.

The purpose of this kind of game at the beginning of its invention was to hone IQ. It belongs to the game game. There is a saying called intrigue on the poker table, which means that this game is not simple, and it depends entirely on intelligence.

In this way, Song Rui has a great advantage.

"It's okay, we're just playing around." Xu Rui persuaded.

"Yes, yes." His uncle's partner echoed, "We don't know much either."

"That's right." The second uncle's partner also came to meddle, "Maybe it's not as good as you."

"That's it." Song Rui smiled brightly, "Then I will be disrespectful."

It seems that the opportunity has come. The second uncle's partner said this morning that he is too handsome and has a bad reputation. He didn't expect that he would suffer retribution.

"Then don't wait for the meeting. Anyway, I have nothing to do now. I just want to play mahjong." I heard that Song Rui is a rich woman, so maybe I can get some money from him.

Erbo's partner became active.

"Then let's go." The uncle's partner and him tacitly agreed. They often join hands and share the money together afterwards. Although it is a small amount of money, it is not a lot of money every day.

"Yeah." Song Rui nodded obediently, but he was sneering in his heart. He had to 'take care' of his second uncle's partner later, and talked the most.

The Bai family is not small, covering an area of ​​several kilometers, like a courtyard house, with a garden in the middle and a pavilion next to the garden. Under the pavilion is a stone table, and several people sit in the pavilion and shuffle cards.

Because the old man likes old-fashioned things, and the decoration is mainly elegant, the mahjong is also hand-washed, which is far from the efficiency of an automatic mahjong machine.

after an hour……

Erbo carefully released a second cake.

"Touch!" Song Rui picked up the second cake and put it aside.

The corner of Erbo's friend's mouth twitched, he wanted to have an attack but endured it, and waited silently, and it was his turn after the round, "One."

"Bong!" Song Rui beat his card again.

The second uncle's partner was furious with blue veins on his forehead, "Why do you keep hitting my cards?" He was dissatisfied, "[-]."

"Hu!" Song Rui flipped the card, "Yes Hu, plus two touches, the total is 17 yuan for one kong."

Because everyone was playing for fun, the betting was very small. It was only ten yuan for a hustle, an extra two yuan for a touch, three yuan for a bar, and two or three hundred won by accident.

At first, I lost for a while to make people interested in playing, and it was also because I was not familiar with the business. Once I got familiar with it, I immediately reversed and won three or five games every minute. Same.

The second uncle's partner is in a bad mood, "Xiao Rui, tell me the truth, why do you always play my cards? Is it against me?"

Accidentally lost two or three hundred. Although the money was not much, the loss was aggrieved.

"No." Song Rui refused to admit it, "The second room has too much heart."

That's right, I'm deliberately insulting you, deliberately targeting you, what can you do to me?

Song Rui smiled without a trace, and dealt with the second room, and then it was time to deal with the first room.

Because females started too late, there is no general name. Before they are married, they are called females. After they are married, they are called Dafang Erfang, and some are called Da Niang Erniang. The titles are vague. Song Rui feels awkward, and they are usually called Dafang Erfang.

"Come again." He was in high spirits, just spent a lot of time learning mahjong, lost three to five hundred, and now he won slowly.

Of course, he wouldn't care about this small amount of money, that is, he was bored, playing with a few elders.

He has been watching for a long time, and he has learned a lot. He found that there are actually many ways to cheat in mahjong, especially him, because of his excellent memory, he can remember the positions of all the cards, and cheating is also easy.

Every time it is his turn that the card that is beneficial to him will be taken away by others, he will use psychological tactics to make that person hesitate and switch to other cards. That card must not be played. It's either Pong or Kong, so the person who takes the card will switch to the person who takes the card. He takes one, and the reserved one will go to Song Rui.

Of course, this method is not good if it is used all the time, and it will be exposed. Song Rui changed a method.

Give Xu Run a card and let Xu Run Hu Dafang.

Xu Run's upper house is the first house, the second house is the second house, and the second house's next house is Song Rui, and Xu Run's lower house is Xu Run, so it's easy to give cards.

It just so happened that he knew the cards in Xu Run's hand. Not to mention anything else, every card he shuffled was clear, but people are not machines, and it is impossible to count every step. What cards are in Xu Run's hand? He needs to pay special attention to all cards, and of course there are second-bedroom cards.

Xu Run just found a piece of [-] from the row of mahjong in front of him, and kept it, played a piece of [-], and there were already two [-] on the stage, only one chance was too slim, so he gave up.

On the contrary, the [-] and [-] were not seen. He already had a [-] card, and it seemed that he wanted to make up five or six or seven.

Song Rui sent him off, "Sixty thousand."

Originally, it was not easy for him to break up and complete the family by force.

Xu Run was overjoyed, "Eat."

After eating this, he will have no remaining cards in his hand, and he will be beaten by anyone who accidentally makes a wrong card next time.

He is a straight beard, and the hand is three of a kind, because there is no one on the stage, and the frequency of occurrence is relatively high, but Dafang has two three of a kind in his hand, and he is going to knock it off, so that he has fewer cards in his hand and a chance to win Also bigger.

However, at such a critical moment, a five of a kind came, which was equivalent to two five of a kind, and a six of a kind could be connected with six of a kind and seven of a kind to form a straight. There were two choices.

Da Fang didn't have many discarded cards in his hand, and he was reluctant to play any of them, so he began to hesitate.

Song Rui raised his hand to straighten his temples, and accidentally knocked down a card. If he was alive, it would be six cards, which is equivalent to giving Dafang a good choice. Your other cards are so good, I have six cards to help you, hurry up Let go of three.

Da Fang's expression changed slightly, but in the end he chose six and threw out three.

Very good, Xu Runhu is gone.

If there is one, there will be two, and then Song Rui also seamlessly cooperated with Xu Run to release water for him, and accidentally won a few more rounds.

Dafang's face turned pale. This female is more honest and doesn't have much opinion. On the contrary, Erfang is very clever. As for Xu Run, she feels more difficult to deal with. She is a mental model and can hide things.

"Don't play anymore." After losing a few rounds, Da Fang couldn't continue playing, "I'm not lucky today."

You are more than just unlucky, and you don't even know that you have been tricked.

In fact, it is generally difficult to control the overall situation in this kind of game, so I don't blame them for not thinking in a wrong way.

Erfang also complained loudly, "Sifang, you are so good at playing, why don't you let us?"

He also lost a lot in the process, and his heart was small, so he hated both Xu Run and Song Rui.

Xu Run smiled gently, "It's a game, you usually win a lot."

Erfang still felt uncomfortable, "Forget it, I'm going to take a shower, the clothes are too thick, I'm sweating."

This guy had won money before, but then lost all at once, he was naturally unbalanced, so he kept trying to get it back, but the result was worse and worse, and he couldn't help sweating.

"I'm going to take a shower too." Da Fang also packed up and left.

There was no one around, and the breeze picked up, Xu Run just wanted to ask if Song Rui was playing tricks?

Song Rui opened his mouth suddenly, "Oh, Erbai is awake, it's time to feed him."

Erbai who was strangled awake: What happened? ⊙_⊙