All furniture and dead things fall in love with me [Rebirth]
Chapter 48 The General Gets Drunk
The general stretched out his hand, the fingers were slender and beautiful, the nails were manicured and rounded, the palm was thin but gave people a feeling of peace of mind.
Song Rui chuckled and put his hand in his palm.
"Kiss one."
"Kiss one."
The groomsmen started booing, just after a long row, the general also did push-ups, and drank spicy wine, and the others didn't feel well, they sang love songs, stripped, and one unfortunately chose underwear to wear outside. As embarrassing as you want, but there is no Song Rui, not even a laugh.
This is also the reason why they are suspicious. Although everyone is single, never married, and never been a best man, they have seen weddings on the Internet anyway, and this is not how they play.
"They asked us to kiss one." The general asked Song Rui for his opinion.
Song Rui frowned, "The dignified general still wants to ask others for instructions?"
The general paused for a moment, then suddenly stretched out his hand, put his arms around Song Rui's waist, hugged him and kissed him.
"Okay." After kissing, one ear turned red.
This kiss was so fast, Song Rui only felt a warmth on his lips, and a soft thing stuck to it, and left before he had time to feel it carefully.
He was slightly dissatisfied, "It's not right."
Song Rui pulled off the general's tie, "The correct way should be like this..."
Different from the general's slightly hasty movements, Song Rui slowed down his movements as if on purpose, and demonstrated them to everyone.
He held the general's head with one hand and the general's waist with the other, tilted his head slightly, and kissed him.
The general's pupils dilated suddenly, and then slowly returned to normal. Self-Teacher put his hands on Song Rui's back and hugged him tightly.
But—the ears seem to be redder.
Immediately whistles sounded from all around, Duanmuchun clapped his hands, "Sister-in-law is still bold."
After a kiss, the general let go of his hand, "Stop making trouble, you go first, I have something to say to your sister-in-law."
"Okay." The others seemed to understand what they meant.
Song Rui straightened the messy Zhuhua, "Is there anything you want to tell me?"
The general straightened his face, "From now on, save me some face outside, and you can do whatever you want when you get home."
puff!
Song Rui chuckled, "Sure."
The serious and shy general is also so cute, I really want to rub it into my bones.
Song Rui lowered his head, covered the excitement in his eyes, and tried to change the subject, "By the way, according to the regulations, you have to carry me out."
On the wedding day, there is a saying that "the head does not see the sky, the feet do not touch the ground". This is a custom since ancient times.
Use cloth bags to pad the ground in turn, and let them walk on the bags, implying "passing on the family (bags)", and later generations will change to red felt.
The rule of not seeing the sky is gone, but this footsteps have been passed down.
"En." The general consciously knelt down and asked Song Rui to come up.
He is still so thin, but he is tall and slender, and he is well-dressed, and even if he touches it with his hands, he can feel the evenly distributed muscles under the clothes, which are strong and tough.
Song Rui put his arms around his neck, jumped lightly, and lifted his whole body on his back. The general made a proper move to firmly fix him on his back.
The two are also wearing loose newcomer dresses. The dark red color is calm and atmospheric, and the dragon and phoenix patterns imply auspiciousness. One is handsome and the other has exquisite features.
The general moved his long legs and stepped over the threshold to go out. Song Rui opened the door cooperatively. As soon as the two of them stepped out, the small salute immediately sounded.
Colorful notes are flying around, adding more color to the lively atmosphere.
Song Rui freed one hand to remove the colored paper that fell on the general's hair, and joked casually, "By the way, where did you throw Erbai?"
The general was not guilty, "I have to follow, tie it up and put it with my little dad."
Song Rui smiled even more, "You are not afraid of Erbai's rebellion."
"Don't be afraid." The general tightened his arms and lifted him up, "You will be here from now on."
Song Rui loves to hear these words, "Your mouth is a lot sweeter."
It can't be sweet, it's all tuned by Song Rui.Taught out, "Wives are for boasting."
This sentence won Song Rui's heart even more, "I haven't seen you in a few days?"
These few days, because both of them are busy, and they are getting married soon, and they will have more time to watch in the future, so they are busy with their own work, finishing all the work at hand, and contacting each other in the game.
"My little dad told me a lot." Xu Run, who was about to get married, was afraid that his son would be stupid, so he hurriedly dragged him to make up for him, and said a lot of things he didn't understand, no matter the key things, he still needed to understand them carefully.
"Give me a box of things, I don't know what to use." The general really has no experience in this matter.
From birth to when I met Song Rui, I never thought about that kind of problem. She guarded herself like a jade, and she couldn't be more innocent.
"I don't know either." Song Rui pretended to be stupid, "Probably to wipe your hands."
The general suddenly stopped, "How do you know it's hand cream?"
He opened it and took a look. It was greasy, a small box of white gel, similar to the hand cream my dad usually uses.
"Understood." The general suddenly realized, "So it's for you."
In the end, it is female, which is more particular than him. In addition to hand cream, it is very troublesome to use mask moisturizing water.
Song Rui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "If you think about it this way, it's probably like this."
He was more curious, doesn't the general usually masturbate?Haven't seen the movie yet?
This is unlikely, even if he himself has to consider his needs occasionally, do it himself, and have enough food and clothing. Is the general more pure-hearted than him?
"Hmm." The general seldom said much about things he didn't understand, and the more he said, the more mistakes he made.
The two walked through the long corridor, entered the elevator, stepped on the red carpet, and finally got into the wedding car.
Song Rui had just stepped into the car with one foot, when Song Chen suddenly stopped him.
"What's wrong?" Song Rui turned around.
Song Chen rushed into his arms, his fingertips trembling, "I was... not very sensible before, so I caused you trouble."
When a person who values you very much leaves you, you will realize that he not only gives you pressure, but also a sense of security. Song Chen is used to his brother preparing everything for him, so he moved away from this mountain at once. What arrived was not sunny and sunny, but cloudy and cloudy.
The outside is not as good as imagined, the invisible pressure is pressing on the top of the head, and I feel more tired than before.
Once his brother held the sky for him, he couldn't see the scenery outside, and at the same time he couldn't feel the pressure from the outside world. Only when he was gone did he realize that even the protective layer was gone.
Just like the city has no protective cover, it will directly face the wind and rain.
"Brother, I don't think I'm suitable to be a director." Song Chen looked at him cautiously, with obvious expectations in his eyes, "Why don't you come here."
Song Rui withdrew his hand, and patted his head politely and without alienation, "I'm very happy that you are sensible, but I'm about to get married, and it's not good to be a director, because people will gossip about it."
After all, he is already a member of the family. If Song Chen gives up the group to him, it means that the group will change their surname and follow the general's surname to Bai.
"That's it." The disappointment on Song Chen's face was obvious.
Song Rui acted as if he hadn't seen it, got into the car, adjusted his sitting posture, and closed the door.
The general over there came in from another door, squeezed together with Song Rui, and other wedding cars were also in place while playing games, picking up the relatives of the Song family one after another.
More than a dozen wedding cars set off in a mighty way, lined up all the way, drove on the track at a slow speed, and finally arrived at the place around nine o'clock in the morning.
The hotel booked earlier was overcrowded. Many relatives and friends, including brothers, had arrived earlier and had been waiting here for a long time.
The dishes are only cold dishes, everyone is a quality person, so far no one has touched their chopsticks, and other aspects are also fully prepared, only two newcomers are missing.
The general called Dad in advance and told others that he was coming soon. Dad straightened his collar and went to the stage to inform the host. The host understood and finished a bunch of boring speeches in advance before entering the topic.
Not long after, the host suddenly shouted, "A newcomer is invited."
Since Song Rui's parents died early, the job of handing over the newcomer to the groom became Song Chen.
Song Chen seemed to understand something, he didn't say a word, his expression was restrained, his movements were distant, "It's our time."
He asked Song Rui to hold his arm, led him step by step into the auditorium, and then solemnly handed it over to the general, "Please take good care of my brother."
This sentence carries a lot of weight, it means handing over his brother to someone else, and the relationship between the two of them will become two families in the future, and there will be a gap in the end.
"Yeah." The general had a serious face, and he held Song Rui's hand tightly, as if he had gotten a beloved toy, and he never wanted to let go. "I will treat him well." He whispered, "Forever."
Song Rui heard it, with complicated expressions, some happy, some excited, and some sighed.
It is said that marriage is the second rebirth of a person, which is of great significance.
With the cooperation of the host, the two performed first worship to heaven and earth, second to ancestors and the man's parents and elders, third to husband and wife worship, and finally took out their rings and put them on each other.
This wedding is a combination of Chinese and Western, and it is not so particular. It is good that the procedure should be followed, and there is no mention of sending it to the bridal chamber. When it is time to toast, you still have to toast.
There are thousands of people here, everyone will be drunk if they respect each other, they are usually fake white wine, but each table drinks differently, some drink red wine, the general will drink red wine along with it.
He can't drink enough, he drank a few glasses of red wine and staggered, his eyes were full of drunkenness, he couldn't walk, and suddenly he staggered and fell to this side.
Song Rui stepped forward in time, put his arms around his waist, let his whole weight rest on his body, and dealt with the toasters by the way.
Unlike the general, he can drink very well. At first, it was because of socializing. After drinking too much, he naturally lost his feeling. He was called a thousand cups but not drunk.
Although he has tried his best to block the wine for the general, but the general is a general outside, and the weight is more important. Most of the people came to respect him.
Once or twice, the general actually drank a lot, mixed boiled water and white wine, and drank red wine, it would be strange if he wasn't drunk.
But this is just the beginning, the second half is the focus, there will be some small games to tease newcomers, how can I get drunk like this?
Song Rui had a bit of a headache. He just said to save him some face outside, but he collapsed within a few minutes. How can he keep it?
Song Rui chuckled and put his hand in his palm.
"Kiss one."
"Kiss one."
The groomsmen started booing, just after a long row, the general also did push-ups, and drank spicy wine, and the others didn't feel well, they sang love songs, stripped, and one unfortunately chose underwear to wear outside. As embarrassing as you want, but there is no Song Rui, not even a laugh.
This is also the reason why they are suspicious. Although everyone is single, never married, and never been a best man, they have seen weddings on the Internet anyway, and this is not how they play.
"They asked us to kiss one." The general asked Song Rui for his opinion.
Song Rui frowned, "The dignified general still wants to ask others for instructions?"
The general paused for a moment, then suddenly stretched out his hand, put his arms around Song Rui's waist, hugged him and kissed him.
"Okay." After kissing, one ear turned red.
This kiss was so fast, Song Rui only felt a warmth on his lips, and a soft thing stuck to it, and left before he had time to feel it carefully.
He was slightly dissatisfied, "It's not right."
Song Rui pulled off the general's tie, "The correct way should be like this..."
Different from the general's slightly hasty movements, Song Rui slowed down his movements as if on purpose, and demonstrated them to everyone.
He held the general's head with one hand and the general's waist with the other, tilted his head slightly, and kissed him.
The general's pupils dilated suddenly, and then slowly returned to normal. Self-Teacher put his hands on Song Rui's back and hugged him tightly.
But—the ears seem to be redder.
Immediately whistles sounded from all around, Duanmuchun clapped his hands, "Sister-in-law is still bold."
After a kiss, the general let go of his hand, "Stop making trouble, you go first, I have something to say to your sister-in-law."
"Okay." The others seemed to understand what they meant.
Song Rui straightened the messy Zhuhua, "Is there anything you want to tell me?"
The general straightened his face, "From now on, save me some face outside, and you can do whatever you want when you get home."
puff!
Song Rui chuckled, "Sure."
The serious and shy general is also so cute, I really want to rub it into my bones.
Song Rui lowered his head, covered the excitement in his eyes, and tried to change the subject, "By the way, according to the regulations, you have to carry me out."
On the wedding day, there is a saying that "the head does not see the sky, the feet do not touch the ground". This is a custom since ancient times.
Use cloth bags to pad the ground in turn, and let them walk on the bags, implying "passing on the family (bags)", and later generations will change to red felt.
The rule of not seeing the sky is gone, but this footsteps have been passed down.
"En." The general consciously knelt down and asked Song Rui to come up.
He is still so thin, but he is tall and slender, and he is well-dressed, and even if he touches it with his hands, he can feel the evenly distributed muscles under the clothes, which are strong and tough.
Song Rui put his arms around his neck, jumped lightly, and lifted his whole body on his back. The general made a proper move to firmly fix him on his back.
The two are also wearing loose newcomer dresses. The dark red color is calm and atmospheric, and the dragon and phoenix patterns imply auspiciousness. One is handsome and the other has exquisite features.
The general moved his long legs and stepped over the threshold to go out. Song Rui opened the door cooperatively. As soon as the two of them stepped out, the small salute immediately sounded.
Colorful notes are flying around, adding more color to the lively atmosphere.
Song Rui freed one hand to remove the colored paper that fell on the general's hair, and joked casually, "By the way, where did you throw Erbai?"
The general was not guilty, "I have to follow, tie it up and put it with my little dad."
Song Rui smiled even more, "You are not afraid of Erbai's rebellion."
"Don't be afraid." The general tightened his arms and lifted him up, "You will be here from now on."
Song Rui loves to hear these words, "Your mouth is a lot sweeter."
It can't be sweet, it's all tuned by Song Rui.Taught out, "Wives are for boasting."
This sentence won Song Rui's heart even more, "I haven't seen you in a few days?"
These few days, because both of them are busy, and they are getting married soon, and they will have more time to watch in the future, so they are busy with their own work, finishing all the work at hand, and contacting each other in the game.
"My little dad told me a lot." Xu Run, who was about to get married, was afraid that his son would be stupid, so he hurriedly dragged him to make up for him, and said a lot of things he didn't understand, no matter the key things, he still needed to understand them carefully.
"Give me a box of things, I don't know what to use." The general really has no experience in this matter.
From birth to when I met Song Rui, I never thought about that kind of problem. She guarded herself like a jade, and she couldn't be more innocent.
"I don't know either." Song Rui pretended to be stupid, "Probably to wipe your hands."
The general suddenly stopped, "How do you know it's hand cream?"
He opened it and took a look. It was greasy, a small box of white gel, similar to the hand cream my dad usually uses.
"Understood." The general suddenly realized, "So it's for you."
In the end, it is female, which is more particular than him. In addition to hand cream, it is very troublesome to use mask moisturizing water.
Song Rui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "If you think about it this way, it's probably like this."
He was more curious, doesn't the general usually masturbate?Haven't seen the movie yet?
This is unlikely, even if he himself has to consider his needs occasionally, do it himself, and have enough food and clothing. Is the general more pure-hearted than him?
"Hmm." The general seldom said much about things he didn't understand, and the more he said, the more mistakes he made.
The two walked through the long corridor, entered the elevator, stepped on the red carpet, and finally got into the wedding car.
Song Rui had just stepped into the car with one foot, when Song Chen suddenly stopped him.
"What's wrong?" Song Rui turned around.
Song Chen rushed into his arms, his fingertips trembling, "I was... not very sensible before, so I caused you trouble."
When a person who values you very much leaves you, you will realize that he not only gives you pressure, but also a sense of security. Song Chen is used to his brother preparing everything for him, so he moved away from this mountain at once. What arrived was not sunny and sunny, but cloudy and cloudy.
The outside is not as good as imagined, the invisible pressure is pressing on the top of the head, and I feel more tired than before.
Once his brother held the sky for him, he couldn't see the scenery outside, and at the same time he couldn't feel the pressure from the outside world. Only when he was gone did he realize that even the protective layer was gone.
Just like the city has no protective cover, it will directly face the wind and rain.
"Brother, I don't think I'm suitable to be a director." Song Chen looked at him cautiously, with obvious expectations in his eyes, "Why don't you come here."
Song Rui withdrew his hand, and patted his head politely and without alienation, "I'm very happy that you are sensible, but I'm about to get married, and it's not good to be a director, because people will gossip about it."
After all, he is already a member of the family. If Song Chen gives up the group to him, it means that the group will change their surname and follow the general's surname to Bai.
"That's it." The disappointment on Song Chen's face was obvious.
Song Rui acted as if he hadn't seen it, got into the car, adjusted his sitting posture, and closed the door.
The general over there came in from another door, squeezed together with Song Rui, and other wedding cars were also in place while playing games, picking up the relatives of the Song family one after another.
More than a dozen wedding cars set off in a mighty way, lined up all the way, drove on the track at a slow speed, and finally arrived at the place around nine o'clock in the morning.
The hotel booked earlier was overcrowded. Many relatives and friends, including brothers, had arrived earlier and had been waiting here for a long time.
The dishes are only cold dishes, everyone is a quality person, so far no one has touched their chopsticks, and other aspects are also fully prepared, only two newcomers are missing.
The general called Dad in advance and told others that he was coming soon. Dad straightened his collar and went to the stage to inform the host. The host understood and finished a bunch of boring speeches in advance before entering the topic.
Not long after, the host suddenly shouted, "A newcomer is invited."
Since Song Rui's parents died early, the job of handing over the newcomer to the groom became Song Chen.
Song Chen seemed to understand something, he didn't say a word, his expression was restrained, his movements were distant, "It's our time."
He asked Song Rui to hold his arm, led him step by step into the auditorium, and then solemnly handed it over to the general, "Please take good care of my brother."
This sentence carries a lot of weight, it means handing over his brother to someone else, and the relationship between the two of them will become two families in the future, and there will be a gap in the end.
"Yeah." The general had a serious face, and he held Song Rui's hand tightly, as if he had gotten a beloved toy, and he never wanted to let go. "I will treat him well." He whispered, "Forever."
Song Rui heard it, with complicated expressions, some happy, some excited, and some sighed.
It is said that marriage is the second rebirth of a person, which is of great significance.
With the cooperation of the host, the two performed first worship to heaven and earth, second to ancestors and the man's parents and elders, third to husband and wife worship, and finally took out their rings and put them on each other.
This wedding is a combination of Chinese and Western, and it is not so particular. It is good that the procedure should be followed, and there is no mention of sending it to the bridal chamber. When it is time to toast, you still have to toast.
There are thousands of people here, everyone will be drunk if they respect each other, they are usually fake white wine, but each table drinks differently, some drink red wine, the general will drink red wine along with it.
He can't drink enough, he drank a few glasses of red wine and staggered, his eyes were full of drunkenness, he couldn't walk, and suddenly he staggered and fell to this side.
Song Rui stepped forward in time, put his arms around his waist, let his whole weight rest on his body, and dealt with the toasters by the way.
Unlike the general, he can drink very well. At first, it was because of socializing. After drinking too much, he naturally lost his feeling. He was called a thousand cups but not drunk.
Although he has tried his best to block the wine for the general, but the general is a general outside, and the weight is more important. Most of the people came to respect him.
Once or twice, the general actually drank a lot, mixed boiled water and white wine, and drank red wine, it would be strange if he wasn't drunk.
But this is just the beginning, the second half is the focus, there will be some small games to tease newcomers, how can I get drunk like this?
Song Rui had a bit of a headache. He just said to save him some face outside, but he collapsed within a few minutes. How can he keep it?
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