All furniture and dead things fall in love with me [Rebirth]

"I lied to you." Song Rui returned to his usual appearance, "You actually took it seriously."

General: ▼-▼

"Let's go." Song Rui took one last look here, "Let's go back."

There is no value here. Although there are still many memories, it is better for him not to think about them.

"Is it okay if you don't wear glasses?" The general was worried.

"It's okay." Song Rui explained to him, "Although the power has increased, my control ability has also increased."

As long as there is no accident that shakes his mood, generally nothing will happen.

The general stared at him. "You look better without your glasses."

Glasses have many functions, such as beautification, short-sightedness, and radiation protection, but for Song Rui, they only cover his sharp eyes.

His eyes were beautiful, slender and slender, and the corners of the eyes were raised, showing sharp eyes, cold and stern.

In the entertainment industry, it is not allowed to have special symbolic parts, because there are various roles to be played.

Generally, makeup artists will soften his face so that he can play some more ordinary roles.

Of course, in "The First Magic Cultivation Teacher in the Interstellar", the makeup artist will try to enlarge such details as much as possible to make him more majestic, everything depends on the character.

"This compliment is very useful." Song Rui smiled modestly, "The general is also good."

"You can call me Wuze." The general blushed.

"Wu-ze?"

The general blushed even more.

"Wu Ze." Song Rui called out seriously.

The general replied in a low voice, as low as a mosquito buzzing.

Song Rui just laughed, amused by him from the bottom of his heart, "Wuze is so cute when he's shy."

Like Song Chen when he was a child, of course Erbai did too.

Erbai shrank into a ball obediently, lowering his sense of presence, for fear of being noticed by him.

However, the sky is not as good as the beast's wish, Song Rui still saw him, "Leave Erbai to me, I haven't taken care of him for a long time."

Erbai shuddered, desperately clawed at the general's head, and burrowed into it desperately.

The general was hurt by him, dragged him down by his wings, and threw him to Song Rui, "Don't spoil him too much, you should learn to do housework when it's time to learn."

"..." Erbai collapsed.

Song Rui nodded perfunctorily, "I know, I will."

No wonder, in fact, I can't wait to press it into my body, so that I can take good care of Erbai.

Erbai: (゜ロ゜)

Great for my papa.

On the way, the general handed the hot water to Song Rui again, because Song Rui went in for a while, and when he was bored, he went to a nearby convenience store to change the water, and it was still hot.

Song Rui held the water glass and continued to take a sip of satisfaction like a veteran cadre, with a happy expression on his face.

Since he was very young, he knew how to cultivate his body and mind, and he also learned from his father. He played chess, raised flowers and grass, and only drank soup. As time passed, his skin became better and better, and he grew up to be a handsome boy.

When the weather is cold, drinking a cup of hot water is the happiest thing. The assistant also knows his problem and prepares it in advance every time.

"Go to sleep first." After tossing around for a day, now he is dead sleepy, "Call me when we arrive."

"Yeah." The general nodded, "Go to sleep, I'll call you when we arrive."

On the way back, General Lu remembered that there was no need for Song Rui to remind him, so Song Rui could sleep in peace. He had just experienced a strange thing, and his heart fluctuated slightly.

"Then I'll sleep." Drawing on the lesson from last time, this time he brought a blanket to cover his body to prevent colds.

The chair of the passenger seat can be adjusted. Press it down and put it together with the rear seat to form a simple small bed. At noon, due to time constraints, I didn’t put it down. You can fall asleep after lying down.

Song Rui's mental strength has been out of the body for too long, and he has long been exhausted. He is supported by willpower.

Er Bai's body is still small, it took a lot of effort to climb up, and it was too cold outside, so he had to sleep with Song Rui wrongly.

The two snuggle together, very warm.

The general took off his coat and carefully covered Song Rui, leaving only the sleeves for Er Bai to cover.

Erbai was treated differently, and aggrieved, he got into his sleeve to keep warm. Nano is a smart product, and the general had a thought, and a heat source was emitted from the surface to keep them warm.

Of course it was only temporary, and when Song Rui was about to wake up, he quickly took it off again, the general preferred to wait silently rather than doing it openly.

This time Song Rui slept for a long time, he was probably really tired, and he didn't seem to have slept well when he woke up, his face was pale and his arms were weak.

It was already dark outside, and the general didn't follow the agreement to wake him up. Fortunately, nothing will happen tomorrow.

The power of the Spring Festival is not bad. Everyone will hide on this day. After all, if an unknown object suddenly falls from the sky, it will really lose your appetite.

The crew had been notified a long time ago, and they will officially go to work the day after tomorrow, and there is still one day to cache.

It's just that the general is pitiful. Mo, who suffered the most in the spring, went to the military area and took on the responsibility of driving away the strange beasts.

"It's more than one o'clock." He sat up, and unexpectedly found that it was not cold. Although the air conditioner was turned on in the car, it had no power at first, and more depended on body temperature.

General Dayi, who had just put his clothes back on, said, "Er Bai slept so soundly, it's not good to disturb him."

Erbai crawled out from under the crib, and the general didn't even notice him even falling under the bed, which shows the general's "caring" heart.

"Oh——" Song Rui stretched his voice, "I know the general didn't care about me."

The general gripped the steering wheel tightly and said nothing.

Song Rui looked around, his house was not far away, he should have arrived early, but the bonus didn't call him.

The general is a magical creature, awkward and coquettish. It is obviously related to him, so if he insists on going around in circles and refuses to admit it, it is also difficult to deal with.

Song Rui touched his glasses habitually, and found that he was a little uncomfortable without wearing them, but quickly reacted, pushed the door and got out of the car, "I'm leaving first."

He has to adapt to life without glasses as soon as possible. After all, he will be in this state in the future. Of course, wearing glasses is also fine. Sooner or later, the function of glasses will disappear, and the world he sees will still be naked, but he wants to Save the last bit of functionality of the glasses for when he gets out of hand.

"Let's go Erbai."

Erbai was reluctant, and grabbed the general's clothes to keep them.

It's strange to say that Song Rui is obviously better in terms of education, and he cares about Erbai everywhere, but Erbai just doesn't buy it.

Song Rui's face was ugly, and he stared straight at him.

Erbai was so frightened that he slipped into the general's shirt and refused to come out.

"If you don't come out, I'll throw you into the soya-bean milk machine and squeeze it fresh." Song Rui had an old problem, and he smiled evilly.

Erbai's legs softened, but he still crawled out, hugging his thighs fawningly.

Song Rui was satisfied, and rubbed Erbai's head, his face was strange.

The general watched the whole process, feeling a chill behind his back.

What's with that look at food?

Erbai drooped his head, looking at the general pitifully.

After raising it for a few days, the general felt a little bit reluctant, "How about..."

"Ok?"

"You should raise it." Don't blame him for being so cowardly, but blame Erbai for making Song Rui angry.

Song Rui only gets angry at things he cares about, and the more he cares, the more angry he gets. He cares about Erbai, so it's hard to control his emotions after being injured.

Anyway, he won't die, let him go.

The general waved his hand, "Er Bai is more obedient, take good care of Song Rui."

Erbai was stupefied.

I'm still young, what do you want me to do?

Song Rui was humming all the way, holding Erbai in his hands, stepping on the carpet, looking at ease, immersed in his own small world, suddenly threw Erbai into the sky, then caught Erbai again, threw it out again, and then Take it back.

Erbai was terrified, afraid that he would drop him, holding his thumb with tears in his eyes, looking extremely cute.

Song Rui raised his eyebrows, "Isn't this very obedient?"

It would be nice to be this early, a waste of his feelings.

Erbai expressed that he didn't dare to do it any more, and shrank into his arms obediently.

Song Rui took him to take a bath, but the translator dropped by the general, and he couldn't understand what Erbai said.

"left."

Song Rui rubbed the top.

"right."

Song Rui rubbed his bottom.

"The water is a little hot, add cold water."

Song Rui brought the hot water bottle.

"No no, I don't want to die yet!"

However, it was useless. Song Rui had already added hot water three or four times in a row, almost cooking Erbai. His own hands were also flushed, but he didn't seem to be conscious at all, and continued to heat water inside.

Erbai couldn't move anymore, he was limply floating on the surface of the water, and Song Rui fished him out after soaking for a while.

"Why are you so hot?"

You still have the face to say?

Song Rui stroked Erbai's belly, "Are you sick?"

No, no, not yet, don’t give me random medicine, woo woo...

Already eaten.

Poor Erbai, the whole bird shrank again, lying motionless on the table.

"Is he dead?"

Erbai rolled his eyes.

"When you die, stew it and eat it. I heard that strange beasts are very nourishing."

Erbai hurriedly moved his hands and feet, for fear that he would be stewed if he took a step too late.

"It turns out that you are playing dead, but you are quite good at playing." Song Rui took the newly bought toy apart, "I just don't go to work tomorrow, so I will have a good time with you today."

No, you go to sleep and leave me alone!

Song Rui waved the colorful feather stick in front of Erbai's eyes, Erbai glanced lazily and ignored it.

"Could it be that he was fed too little and couldn't run anymore?" Obviously, he had already been fed once when he just took the medicine.

No, don't guess, I'm fine.

Erbai had no choice but to get up, and tried his best to chase after him with his short legs. He was originally an animal in the sky, and his short legs didn't have much strength, so he didn't last long before he fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Song Rui was also tired, and the mental exhaustion could not be resolved with one sleep, at least ten sleeps.

Although Song Rui is usually cruel, he is still very quiet when he sleeps, which is completely different from the general.

The general is usually as quiet as a chicken, but when it's time to sleep, it changes completely and makes all kinds of noises. Sometimes Er Bai is woken up by him just as soon as he fell asleep. If he didn't sleep in another bed, he couldn't bear it.

Of course, sleeping with Song Rui can't be solved by separate beds. Song Rui worried too much, and he was worried in the middle of the night. He lifted the quilt to have a look after a while, and stared straight at it for a long time. Erbai Hanmao stood on end before putting it back. .

Sometimes I would suddenly ask, "Are you dead?"

No bird, he will also have his arms and legs checked.

Erbai reluctantly moved, feeling all sorts of bitterness in his heart, he would be helpless if he encountered such a snake-spirited papa.

I thought I could go back to look for Ma Ma during the day, but I didn't expect that when I woke up, there was an extra chain on my foot.

a bolt from the blue!

Erbai was in a daze.

Song Rui was very excited, and made him a hearty breakfast, as well as various snacks, all freshly made.

Alright, alright, for the sake of delicious food, forgive Papa, after all, Papa is doing it for his own good.

Ever since Erbai lived a life of drunkenness and dreams, snacks were delivered to his door with his lips pouted.

Song Rui also soaked three brands of milk powder for him, put them on the table one by one, and just pushed them down if he wanted to drink them.

How could Erbai get such treatment from the general, it would be nice if he was not asked to do laundry and housework, he is so small, and the rag to wipe it all morning is only within the range of a book.

The general was still watching closely, and just as he was about to be lazy, he found out that a ball of paper was thrown over and knocked him unconscious.

It takes a long time to eat something, and it is a sense of presence in front of Ma Ma, otherwise Ma Ma will forget him in minutes.

I have to say that the general is not a qualified Ma Ma, not a bit gentle, since Erbai found out that he was hungry eating the book cover, he has never given him milk, and he always eats together.Pulled a little out of his plate, Erbai enjoyed it.

But after all, it is adults' food, it will cause indigestion for him, and sometimes the general doesn't know where he vomits.

It's much better with Song Rui. Apart from worrying about this problem, Song Rui really has nothing to say about the treatment. He doesn't have to do anything, just point out what he wants to eat.

Moreover, Song Rui is a local tyrant, and he doesn't care about the little money at all. When he opens online shopping, he can choose whatever he wants, and he can buy whatever he wants, and fill up the shopping cart in minutes.

Of course, you will lose your freedom, and your legs are tied with chains, so you can't run away even if you want to.

Erbai forgot about it with two whimpers, immersed in the snacks.

Feeling flustered in Yingchun, Song Rui was still making milk for him, while not forgetting to watch the live broadcast. Outside the window, it was white and black. The beast horde came earlier than expected, and it was dark.

Countless attacks came, and the protective cover was crumbling. Every year, everyone was most worried about whether the protective cover would be broken. If it was broken, the beast horde would strike, and every attack would hit the top of the head, destroying a large number of homes in minutes.

The general's responsibility is heavy. Fortunately, although he is not reliable at ordinary times, he is still very reliable at critical moments. His command is in place, his training is orderly, and his attacks are unified. He has trained the military area well.

Everyone respects and loves him. The so-called specialization in martial arts, the general has been in the military region since he was a child, and he knows every detail of the military region. For decades.

If it hadn't been checked, Song Rui wouldn't have believed that someone could do this step impartially.

This is also what he admires the most about the general. Even though he is so poor, he can't even let go of a red envelope. The general has been a good person for decades without hesitation, and he didn't tell anyone that he used his salary and savings.

It is also worth mentioning that the general's deposit is zero, and he is too poor to get rid of it.

I used to do small cooking in the military area, but now I go home and eat every meal to save money.

As a general, there is no one who is so poor.

It's time to save the general.

Song Rui took out a space necklace he wore more than ten years ago and put it on Erbai. It contained Erbai's milk powder money, living expenses, including snack money, and book money.

Erbai is living a small life, almost catching up with the young master, and there are always hundreds of thousands, of course most of them are for the relief general.

What if one day the general is so poor that he can't even pay for toilet paper?

Especially recently, there is an extra partner, Song Rui is very difficult to deal with, and he is very particular about food and clothing.

The best ingredients must be used to eat, and it must be cooked according to his wishes. The key must be to add enoki mushrooms, which stumps most chefs, and only the general's craftsmanship can subdue him.

Needless to say, Song Rui never looks at the price when buying things, and buys them if he likes them. Sometimes he suddenly sees a piece of clothing he likes while chatting, and buys it casually.

When working with the general, he usually doesn’t use his own money. The general pays for it, so the general is even poorer. All the brands are famous brands, and a piece of clothing costs hundreds of thousands.

Song Rui also had his own special cloakroom, which was incomparably luxurious compared to the general's unchanging military uniform for thousands of years.

It seems that it is necessary to manage the money for the general. It is the principle that money makes money, otherwise no amount of money will be spent one day.