All furniture and dead things fall in love with me [Rebirth]

The correct solution is to follow the fool.

Pretend not to see, anyway, this painting looks the same from the front to the bottom.

But just like Tibetan acrostics, although it can be viewed vertically, it is the best way to read it straight.

"The pen moves like a dragon, and it is done in one go. It is indeed a master's pen. It is wonderful." Mr. Bai praised with a stroke of his beard.

"The old man has good eyesight." Song Rui agreed.

"I heard that this is Master Qiu Shan's masterpiece." Others echoed, "Is it worth a lot of money?"

"It's a small thing, it's worthless." Local tycoon Song Rui said he didn't care.

But with such a big mouth, no one can see that the painting is upside down, and he is also drunk.

I also blame the artist for being too skillful in painting, to create a painting with exactly the same front and back, which in itself gives people an illusion, and it is reasonable to be reversed.

Song Rui established a good relationship with the elders, and started to attack the younger ones. People of the same age basically don't care about him, because he has adoration for him, whether he becomes the chairman of the board at a young age or a big star. The aura on his body is enough to make his peers surrender.

The general has a pair of twin brothers, who are only five or six years old now, with steamed bun faces, pink and tender, because some guests did not let the two children come out to make trouble, Song Rui heard the voice of a child next door when he was going to the bathroom.

The door was left open, and he walked in.

There were indeed the twins inside, and there were two others who didn't know each other. They were also eleven or twelve years old. They were the general's cousin, and they got together to play Die Xian.

The lights in the room were off, and several people were lying on the table, staring intently.

Song Rui appeared suddenly, "What are you playing?"

Those people were startled, "We are inviting Die Xian, do you want to play?"

"Can you?" Song Rui pretended to be innocent.

"It's ok." His charm dropped sharply to the children, "but don't talk nonsense later."

"Yeah." Song Rui closed the door with a smile, and lay down on the same table with them.

Compared with other people, his hands are a bit big, slender and straight, rosy and transparent, the red string on the wrist makes his skin fairer, and the faint blue blood vessels vertically and horizontally, a kind of mature beauty is undoubtedly revealed.

Song Rui held down one side of the plate and waited quietly.

The principle of the Die Xian game is actually very simple, and it can be answered in a scientific way. The reason why it moves is because you push it, I push it, and whoever has the most strength will go with him.

Since there were two curious children at the scene, the cousins ​​had to demonstrate once, using the general's room, and things were turned everywhere.

Children are always a little more admired than boys older than themselves, especially the general who has been a marshal at a young age. He is the most accomplished member of the Bai family. It is almost equivalent to the banner of the Bai family. The goal of everyone's efforts, So the problem is mostly the general's business.

"What does brother Wuze's partner look like?"

I am like this.

Song Rui pressed the plate to his side. His strength was too great, and no one else could resist.

It should be said that even if they add up together, there is no way to turn things around. After all, Song Rui has many kinds of supernatural powers to bless his body.

As we all know, the more powers there are, the stronger the body is, not to mention the ice power, he comprehended the water power before his rebirth, that is, the ability after taking off his glasses.

Seeing through, reading mind, being able to hear sounds far away, seeing things far away, the most important thing is mind power, mind power is a kind of ability that comes when a thought arrives, and these things add up to bless his body It's not a star or a half, which means that Song Rui is actually a mess of strength.

But if he doesn't say anything, others don't know, they still treat him as a cowardly female, and play around from time to time. If they know that the person next to them is actually a powder keg, they may collapse and go crazy at any time. It is likely that no one will dare to act with a normal heart. treat.

"Will Brother Wuze marry his partner?"

meeting.

Song Rui pulled the dish to his side again.

"Brother Wuze's partner is beautiful?"

That must be beautiful.

Song Rui pulled over again, his face relaxed, the faces of the others turned pale, his fingertips turned purple, and all kinds of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.

Who is this guy?Great strength.

The cousin sitting opposite him stared angrily.

"Who are you?" He finally asked.

Song Rui smiled calmly, "I'm the general's partner you call."

boom!

The plate collapsed due to uneven force, fell on the table, and rolled to the center of the table.

Song Rui reached out to catch it, "Don't be afraid, I really want to play with you."

The four carrot heads looked at each other and booed each other.

"Really." Song Rui put the plate back in the middle, "I even brought you gifts."

He took the game helmet out of the space, "One for each person, the latest version."

"For us?" The biggest one's eyes lit up.

"Yeah." Song Rui nodded, "But keep it secret."

He has also heard a little about the general's family's education method, not only because he has observed the general before, but also because he has found the general when he was looking for that weird pattern some time ago.

Because of the rule of arrears first, then take things, and take things back if you can’t pay back, children basically don’t have any toys, and the money is basically used to buy serious things, so gaming helmets are very rare.

"Thank you, brother." The partner who was secretly calling Wu Ze brother in his heart just now must be the ugly cousin who deeply regretted it.

As soon as he accepted it, the others also accepted it, saying thank you timidly.

"You're welcome." Song Rui smiled kindly, "If you need anything in the future, you can come to me, money matters are also fine."

Very good, bought a few younger brothers, "Come and add a friend."

The children naturally joined him happily.

"By the way, if anyone speaks ill of me in the future, just tell me, 100 yuan each time." He added, "There is also the matter of Brother Wuze, the more you know, the more detailed the better, it is also 100 yuan once, very Good money."

"Really?" The general's younger brother was moved, and betrayed the general without hesitation, "I know where brother Wuze put his wallet, does that count?"

"Calculate."

The younger brother of the twins immediately took out the general's wallet from the drawer, "He forgot to bring it today, there are several hundreds of dollars in it." The younger brother said softly.

"Yeah." Song Rui nodded. I also know that you secretly took one, and you bullied the general with a bad memory, so you put a ten-yuan one in.

A child is just a child, he can’t put on a show, he speaks out what’s on his mind right away, he doesn’t have a little scheming, but his language organization ability is relatively poor, and he speaks incoherently, so he can only read his own mind and read out what is useful to him from a lot of information.

It turns out that the general's life is also very regular, but that was in the past. Not long ago, he left early and returned late every day. I don't know what to do?

Because one of the twins has excellent hearing and is woken up by the general every day, so I know.

He has a small heart, and he also knows that the general likes to draw. It is strange that a rough man like the general can draw, which is unbelievable.

This kind of thing should be done by him, Song Rui can also paint, and he won a prize, of course, his paintings cannot be compared with famous teachers, they can only be said to be reasonable, not good.

As the eldest son of the family, his father had prepared for him to accept the company very early on, mainly because his younger brother was too young, and he was more suitable to be a bad guy than his younger brother.

If you have to choose one of the two people to do those things of cutting off children and grandchildren, then he must be the only one who can.

So in fact, he has been receiving secret training since he was a child. Not only is he well-versed in both civil and military skills, but also the sub-direction such as piano and violin must be perfected.

A person's life is short, and he spends half of his life studying. When he was young, he learned to be an elegant person, and when he grew up, he learned to take over the company. Life is very tiring.

Tired of watching intrigues, I just want to find a simple person like the general who can make him depend on.

I heard that it feels good to be loved by someone, but it is a pity that he did not cherish it when he was a child. When he grows up, only he loves others and no one loves him. This is another kind of experience.

"Song Rui?" Maybe he stayed up there for too long, the general called him, "Hurry up, I'll take you back."

"Here we come." Song Rui responded, took out a handful of banknotes from the space, and distributed a little to each person, "Remember our agreement, call me if you have anything, it will be valid no matter what time you are."

"What are you doing?" The general had already walked to the door and heard a passage, "What agreement?"

"It's nothing." Song Rui went to pull him, "Let's go."

Before leaving, I was worried, and one of them sent a text message, which was similar to saying that I would get the money back and so on.

Of course, the little radishheads will not have trouble with money, but they are afraid that their mouths will not be strict. After all, he bought the general's information easily. Maybe one day the general can buy their secrets in the same way.

"You had a lot of fun playing with them." Because it was still hot after eating, the general took the coat for him and handed it to him when he went out.

"Don't you think it's cute?" Song Rui took it and put it on casually, "Like Song Chen when he was a child, cute."

Song Rui's old problem has happened again, no matter what it is, as long as he is cute, he feels like Song Chen, "By the way, where is Erbai?"

"There are too many people in the family, where will I send you." His family has a lot of brats, in case they accidentally play to death.

"That's it." Song Rui was a little worried, "There is no one in my family, will he be okay by himself?"

"No." The general handed him the bottle of hot water, "I'll pick him up later."

"Yeah." Song Rui took the hot water and felt in his pocket, "Here's the key."

There are two types of door locks today, one with a key and one that scans the hand mask. Song Rui’s family can use both, fully intelligent, and with a combination lock.

"Tell you the password." He leaned into the general's ear and said, "443927."

"Ah."

The general held the key with his body temperature in his hand, and in his heart—(〃v〃), 35. Considering the fairness of the old house of the Song family, the general gave him his own key, "This is the key of my house, the first The two are small doors."

His house is relatively large, divided into one big and one small. "The last small key is mine, and the password is 373726."

"Yeah." Song Rui had a good memory, and he memorized it all at once. He was afraid that the general would not be able to remember his password, so he started to dig out the small notebook in the general's pocket.

Song Rui had read all the small books, and the general was not shy, so he graciously let him take them.

"I wrote it down." He also wrote down his birthday on it, "It's almost my birthday, don't forget to give me a gift."

Considering that the general always likes to give jewelry and other things, Song Rui especially emphasized, "It's better to be casual, you don't need to give such expensive ones, I have all these things, and you need to give gifts with heart."

He pointed to the general's heart, and returned the small book to him, as well as the red envelope that the old man had wrapped for him, "I'll give it to you, I've been looking at it since the beginning, and if I want it, just say it."

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The general tried to change the subject, "By the way, Dad asked me to ask you something."

"what's up?"

"When will we discuss the marriage?"

Xu Run's original words were, "You are not too young anymore, go ask him what he means, and if you are satisfied, marry him and go home. I think Xiaorui is also very good, if you don't marry, you will lose your share." '

The general was procrastinating about other matters, but this matter was quite sloppy, so he kept it in his heart, and asked when he had the chance.

"Get married so early?" His strength has not been resolved, and he always feels a little uneasy, "Is it okay?"

"No problem." The general seemed to guess what he was thinking, and comforted him blankly, "I can solve it with you."

The general is like this sometimes, although he has a paralyzed face, but what he does is very warm.

"Really?" Song Rui couldn't believe it, "It's very dangerous."

"It's okay." The general didn't care much, "I'll be with you."

He seemed to be thinking about his troubles in bed, "Don't dislike me for making trouble in bed when you get better in the future."

This matter can be big or small, the general checked it when he had time, how many people were separated because of the trouble, and finally the relationship became weaker and weaker, and finally divorced.

Although the system can force marriage, it has nothing to do with divorce.

Pfft, Song Rui almost spit out a mouthful of hot water, "No, the general doesn't dislike me, of course I don't dislike the general."

It can only be said that no one is perfect, a perfect person like Song Rui suddenly suffered from a mental illness and developed a perverted temperament. Although he is proud of everything, he is also unfortunate in everything.

Although he got a family background, background, and conditions that ordinary people can't get, but he wants to walk a completely different Shura road, forcing himself in a desperate situation where there are wolves in front and tigers in the back, and he almost drives himself crazy. Home, people are not people.

There is a saying that goes well, God opened a window for you, and will definitely close another door for you, making you less perfect and accessible to the world.

Whether it is Song Rui, the general, or His Majesty, none of them are truly perfect, they all have shortcomings.

Song Rui held the teacup and took a sip, "Is the general free tonight?"

The general looked at him suspiciously, "I'm free."

"Then accompany me back to the old house." The Song family's old house is a little far away from here, with a history of a hundred years. Because they were reluctant, they moved here together with the whole old house when they immigrated. The mysterious runes of his body were also left behind, so there must be some information on them.

Why is everyone crazy?

What did they all see?

Because those patterns were too magical, they were sealed off very early and became the restricted area of ​​the Song family, and no one was allowed to enter.

Even he never mentioned it himself, and he should have forgotten it all, but some things are like roots, rooted in his heart.

When he was a child, he entered this restricted area by mistake and started a journey of neurosis.

Those things are too big for his little brain, so the brain automatically seals them up, and now he has only a half-knowledge, and dare not explore deeply.

Thinking about going to the Song family's old house, I would be a little nervous.

Song Rui laughed, "Just send me here."

The film crew was in front of it, and there were unexpected reporters surrounding the door, probably because Song Xin's paper had been torn.

Song Rui didn't want to involve the general, so he got out of the car early and entered through the back door. As soon as he entered, the manager asked him nervously, "Where have you been? I can't find you anywhere."

"I went back for a while." Song Rui turned on the optical brain. He was having dinner at the general's house just now, and he was worried that Song Xin's affairs would be exposed, so he turned off the optical brain. Now there are more than a dozen missed calls on the top, "What do you want me to do?"

"Did you do what Song Xin did?"

"Yes, and no." Song Rui said honestly, "The director meant to change people, but Song Xin thought it was me, so she came to trouble me. I'm self-defense."

"...Are you self-defense too much?" The agent showed him the news, "Song Xin broke two ribs, her face was swollen, and there was a bloody gash on her neck, which almost killed him."

"It's so serious." Song Rui glanced at it.

Song Xin was lying on the bed, unconscious, her face was covered with thick gauze, her body was also tied with a plaster cast, and blood was dripping from her neck. The headline of the entertainment news read, "Celebrities bully others, and if they beat them, they will be fucked." Out of showbiz'.

"Broken ribs are none of my business, I just hit my face a few times and bruised my neck."

"How many people did you bring?" The manager obviously didn't believe it.

"I'm alone." Song Rui's expression didn't change.

"Alone?" The manager was taken aback, "Can you beat Song Xin like this alone?"

"I've practiced it before." Song Rui was modest and didn't say anything about his ability.

The manager looked at the news with a serious expression, "Did you ever say that Song Xin should get out of the entertainment industry?"

"No."

The broker breathed a sigh of relief.

"I just told him to get off the set."

"..." The manager has given up hope, "Did you ever say that where you are, there is no Song Xin?"

"I said." There is no need to hide this.

"This is really difficult." The manager's face became more and more gloomy, "Did Song Xin drink alcohol yesterday?"

"Yeah." At the party yesterday, Song Xin drank a lot, and the wine was the most courageous. Normally he would not dare to do such a thing.

"That's good." The manager seemed to have found a breakthrough, and he relaxed, "Come with me."

A broker is a kind of intermediary businessman who introduces transactions to buyers and sellers to get commissions. That is to say, relying on Song Rui to make money, everyone will prosper, and everyone will lose, so he has to consider for him.

"Where are you going?" Song Rui was puzzled.

"You'll know when you get there." The manager pulled him into the dressing room, turned around and locked the door, without saying a word, tore off his clothes, and went to pinch him.

Song Rui narrowed his eyes, "What are you doing?"

"Of course it was a wound." The manager looked righteous, "Song Xin deserves to be blamed for this matter. He made you take the blame, and you let him take the blame."

"You don't mean to..."

"Yeah." The manager interrupted him, "Just say that Song Xin was drunk and tried to force-kiss you, and you had no choice but to fight back."

This is also a way, but isn't the method a little obscene?

Of course, Song Xin didn't get any better. He reported the injury badly, and said the situation was very serious. It seemed that he took the initiative to provoke troubles, beat people, and arrogantly told Song Xin to get out of the entertainment industry.

Although he already had a bottom line in his heart, it felt good that someone was worrying about him. Song Rui reluctantly accepted that this was not a solution.

Half an hour later, Song Rui's studio issued a statement saying that the manager's literary talent was extraordinary, and he abruptly turned things around, blaming Song Xin for all his faults.

First, he expressed that he and Song Xin get along very well. Although Song Xin’s acting skills are poor, he doesn’t dislike it. It’s not his idea to change people. Almost hurt him in excitement.

Song Rui expressed his understanding. People who drank alcohol could not control themselves. It was not Song Xin's fault, but himself. He was unable to stop Song Xin.

Overtly and secretly pointing to his female, she has no attack power, so it is impossible to hurt Song Xin. As for Song Xin's injuries, it has nothing to do with him.

In the end, I apologized to the crew and investors for affecting the progress of filming, and explained to fans that I was only slightly injured. Please don't misunderstand Song Xin, we are actually very good buddies in private.

Below is a picture of the injury, the wound is on the neck, a small lump, it looks like it was sucked out, and anyone with a discerning eye can see it at a glance.

This is clearly a hickey.

Song Xin wanted to force him.

This move was more powerful than Song Xin's cannonballs, and the situation suddenly reversed. Those who started to scold Song Rui turned their guns and bombarded Song Xin.

Song Rui was lying on the sofa, holding the teacup given to him by the general in his hand, drinking in small sips like an old cadre, while not forgetting to check the entertainment news.

The agent is more capable than he thought, and he doesn't need to do anything. The matter itself is indeed vague. After all, Song Rui has been a female for decades, and everyone's impression of him is that he is gentle, and it is impossible to do that kind of thing.

Although Song Xin tried his best to say that he had supernatural powers, only someone who believed him would be a ghost.

The agent also tried various tricks, and came up with a way to let him test his abilities live.

Just kidding, check to see if it reveals the truth, he can only take out the previous certificate of being a female.

Imperial people generally only check twice in their life, once when they were just born, it was already determined that they are female, and the second time when they were 16 years old, before the ability was checked out, it meant that they were properly female.

But Song Rui's situation is different. The reason for that kind of power is unknown, and it can't be found out at all. That's why the Song family thought it was a mental illness. His ice ability was awakened late, just after he was 16 years old, so She has always been a female, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

The more the enemy underestimated him, the better it was for him to be able to catch him by surprise and kill him with one move.

Because of Song Xin's matter, the director was afraid of affecting his mood, so he deliberately asked him to rest, and then launched a statement to support him.

Song Rui was a little moved. Of course, the director is also partly responsible for this kind of thing. The temporary replacement is itself misleading, and he and Song Xin had some unpleasant things before.

It's only Song Xin's narrow-mindedness to blame, so they can be related together, not only destroying herself, but also affecting him.

Almost being raped or something is basically equivalent to ruining a star's reputation, what does his father-in-law think?

Flies do not bite seamless eggs, most likely think he is flirtatious.

Of course, if you think about it from another angle, isn't this an opportunity to test, if the general doesn't trust him, then there is really nothing to say.

Broken legs directly + locked in a small dark room + tortured day and night = death is also together.

Thinking about it, she was still a little excited, Song Rui licked her lips, waiting for the general to call.

However, the general was so determined that such a big incident happened without making a sound, and he didn't call.

This unscientific!

In fact, the general is working hard to welcome the spring, and the small-scale beast hordes that come every day are not a small test for the protective cover.

The general armed at full speed, "Ready!"

Thumbs up.

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